>>46297855
Ah, the old first time gm meme "massive city instead of a world map"

>>46297855
>how does Sigil feed its people?
It imports food from all over the planes. Sigil isn't necessarily a place people live willingly. In fact, the only people who do are the exorbitantly rich and the cripplingly poor.
Everyone else commutes and trades. It's a crossroads in the multiverse, so it's easy to see how.

>>46297874
Is there actually anything wrong with that or are you just being glib? The city isn't the entire setting, just a prominent feature.

>>46297954
Ah, damn. I've admittedly only played Planescape:Torment and that gave the impression that Sigil was more or less a locked box. I was looking for a solution that wouldn't have the city surrounded by farmland, or require the city to be fed by trade.

Maybe the earth beneath the city itself is organic...
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>>46297707

Oh cool, thanks for the simulator.

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Who is best girl and why is it Marybell?

New to the game. Wanted a break from MtG so I got the Vingolf Knights box. It's adorable and seems fun from what I've seen. Any recommendations for getting started?

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>>46294925
Take the surgeons from the comic Witchhunter.

They are the ultimate doctors and can cure anything. ANYTHING.

But they only can this because they live of pain. And pain they gain by cutting their patients into pieces and putting them back together. For like Forever

>>46295000
Sorry I meant Witch Doctor

>>46295000
Don't suppose you have a PDF of this comic do you?

>>46293705

Thoughts fly through your mind, chief among them who the dwarfs belong to. Are they Mermenes? Stygians? A hit squad from Sulkrasph? Are they here for you, or were they posted to keep tabs on your boyfriend?

Outrage kindles its fires within you. (+4 Stress: 22; +4 Fury: 30) An angry electrical current zigzags down your spine, and you curl your ragged claws into tight fists.

>Approach the spies directly, with appropriate menace. Your presence should be enough to scare them off.
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>>46293719
>>Breeze past them nonchalantly, but make sure they know you know what they are.
probably the pretty, prickly princess's pals.
man, how many royals are we gonna right off until people understand that this land is ours?

>>46293719
>Spy on the spies. Maybe they can lead you back to their leader?

>>46293086
OP here if you could possibly come up with a way to make swords deemed obsolete, immoral, illegal that would be really interesting.

>>46293086
What you have to keep in mind is that before standardisation in more modern times, technology was all over the place and only barely somewhat to the general education and materials available in the industry at the time. The actual basics of the flintlock (for example) aren't particularly advanced and would've required very basic engineering capabilities at best, alongside a good source of ignition powder if the weapon was to be used outside somebody's personalised inventions.

While I'm...
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>>46293086
>with architecture and culture reminiscent of the 11th century.

There's plenty of architecture inspired by rennaisance and antique examples in Washington, so the question is kinda silly as the answer is "politics".
Another answer is: "they import their guns". It's what Africa did, which is how you get antique, roman-style ancestor worshipping slave-empires using flintlock guns.

>>46292139
Well, part of your problem is that Queen of Spiders is 1E, not 2E. GDQ1-7 is the module number.

>>46292139
Heh, Google search GDQ1-7, fourth result is a PDF download.

>>46295427
>>46295466
Ah, that would explain it, thank you. (I just assumed it was AD&D 2e because of the AD&D in the title)
Anything as far as podcasts go?

>>46290999
It was okay.

>>46290999
It's the best because of the ultimate apocalypse mod

>>46290999
I liked it.

>>46290637
Edible miniatures, duh.

Could sell in pre-made adventure packs. Buy module + associated pack of crackers and you're ready to run a session. And have something to eat when your players kill them.
Or your players if the party gets wiped.

My father will be avenged.

>>46290637
>The Animal Cracker Interest Group invited you to a quick brunch, which consisted mostly of tea, animal crackers, and a slice of cantaloupe.
>
>While sipping your tea, the ACIG representative explains she wants you to help bring Animal Crackers into the tabletop world. They've tried to do so by using them as dice, as miniatures, and as rewards for good players, but none of these were particularly good ideas, and they did little to improve the sale of their product. With no one else to turn to, they came to you for your expertise.
This sounds like a NationStates issue.

Admit it, you all played it at one point.

>>46290901
Was pretty fun tho [spoiler/]

>>46288064
I played a Paladin. My last good deed was forking over nearly 2000 gold to get an on-and-off companion raised.

>>46288064
I cooked a chicken for a travel ally recently.
>it took 4 rerolls and 2 other guys to do it, but we cooked that goddamn bird

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>>46288064
once, my wizard took an orphan as his apprentice. he was kind and wise and generous and even shared the powdered cactus sap he had been smoking since we passed through the fantasy mojave with the little androgynous wretch.

Right, you hadn't had much time; The Jinn apparition, Banshee, was going to go out of control. You had managed to use the Atelier's power to teleport out from underground, but it had thrown you directly into a tornado.

Your memories were still blurry, but you remember the monumental funnel of dark winds that whipped and howled, tearing apart house, road and tree alike as it sucked you into its vortex. You remember your throat running hoarse as you yelled, and finally the struggle and burning pain in your lungs as you tried desperately to suck in air within the...
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"Where am I? You aren't Asche." Perhaps for the first time since you had woken up, the woman seemed to notice you levelling a hostile glare across the featureless abyss at her. Surprise shifted to curiosity, and finally concern as she looked you over and swiftly stood upon the featureless black, dropping her book to fall what you briefly wondered to be actually a floor... Only to be swiftly disabused of the notion as the book continued to fall well past her feet and disappear into the distant abyss below.

"Repairs finished already...?"

"What-"...
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Okay, let's settle this for once-Law, Neutral or Chaos?

>>46285358
Yes

>>46285358
Eh, I like a good bit of stability but I also like some of the challenges like can throw at me.

Guess I'm in the Neutral party

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Leaning on your cane heavily, you struggle to summon the werewithal to just knock... and finally surrender with a sigh, pivoting on your cane to leave. You swing your foot into the first step -

- and discover that it seems loath to land, just hovering in air. Investigation reveals this to be linked to your shirtcollar, which seems to have arrested your forward progress by your throat. A second later it twirls you about on your heel, putting you face-to-face with -

“Arizona,” you say brightly. “Hello.”

She leans against the doorframe with crossed...
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>>46277895
you cock-tease

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Maybe you're simply going insane. Maybe you *are* insane, a chunk of Higgins still stuck in your skull as you lie gibbering in a rubber room somewhere.

Arizona leads you into a small apartment that looks somewhat similar to your own, just a bit smaller. Leading you into the miniscule kitchenette, she points at a chair before retrieving two plain white mugs and filling them from a cheap coffee maker off to one side. She holds up a box of sugar cubes and rattles it as an interrogative.

“Black, thanks.”

Setting the mug down in front of you (complete with saucer, you note,) she plonks her own down before pulling a seat out for herself.

Then she proceeds to stare you down across the table, expression even more blank than usual.

[ ] Apologize. You made a horrible mistake, no two ways about it - but you intend to erase that mistake.
[ ] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.
[ ] May as well take Opposite Day all the way - you're here for your ass-chewing, so you'll take it like a man. It's *her* turn to talk a bit, isn't it?

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>mute?
>broken voice?
>THE PERFECT WOMAN
>new waifu confirmed
>she's perfect wife if she also lies still OH WAIT
>I'd slam my bomb into her deck
>so moe
>MUTE MOE
>theme of next anime season confirmed

Kongou leans forward, squinting intently - trying to fish out a new...
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Arrived for this one

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Goto sighs ever so slightly - the window of opportunity has passed. Now shutting down the stream will just make it a bigger phenomena, Verboten By The Authorities, which carries about ten times the weight with ten times worse a class of people in Japan than it does anywhere else - the video will be promulgated by otaku exclusively, burned to DVD and immortalized in awful memes. Much like Hell or the Marines mess, the only way out is through. Giving the screen a lidded-eyed look, he searches for another discussion topic. “So, Settle - what's your favorite idolmaster?”...
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>>46256787

I understand now. I fucking get it.

I died in LA. I died, and this is hell. I was wrong, or the allfather forgot me.

Fuck.

>>46256787
How is the war effort actually going?

>>46256787
@Settle: How big is your dick?

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“GANGWAY!” you bellow as you hit the door bar with your forearm and blast through, leading with your shoulder. Ooi leaps back nimbly as Hate thunders in after you. You both come to a screeching halt in the lobby, suddenly cozignant of your lack of knowledge.

“Where is she!?” you demand of Ooi.

“KONGOU! WHERE IS KONGOU!” Hate demands.

From upstairs, you hear a familiar voice sing-songing prettily - “Gooooood mooooorning innnnnterneeeeeet~”

“WE GOTTA MOTOR,” Hate roars, springing up the staircase like spring-heeled jack. You manage...
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>>46251557
>[ ] THEY KNOW. SHUT IT DOWN
There should be a building network closet. Find it, and pull the plug on the switches inside.

GMT+7 REPRESENT