Ok! You know how this works
Three vote of race and place picks
>>46314267
Harpies
Jungle
>>46314267
>Kobolds
>Jungle
Better link this to the civ general OP
>>46314267
Can we civgen our race?
what color robe should my commoner wizard get? he just got paid for the first time, and it's like a fortune for him. i want him to buy some frivolous stuff.
>>spell list
>>create campfire, ray of frost, minor image
>>fog cloud, mage armor, unseen servant, find familiar [bat], silent image
been using unseen servant and silent image to do a bit of "dread pirate roberts" stuff, distant mage, lighting fires with my cantrips/unseen servant
i'm considering taking diviner
red robes of neutrality duh
Considering that red and violet were generally for nobles and their retainers only?
Green or yellow.
You could always go blue
Imperial Militarum Edition
>Rules databases
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https://kat.cr/warhammer-40k-pdf-library-t9575373.html
>FAQs
http://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata
>40k 7th edition quick reference sheet(s)
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef_V7.pdf
>Forgeworld Book index
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Forge_World_and_Apocalypse_Rules_Index
>>46312494
NEW THREAD
>>46312494
NEW THREAD
>>46312494
NEW THREAD
>>46312525
Well I fucked that up....
What's the difference between an autogun and a stubber?
Aaah! What is going on!?
"PAPA?"
With a gasp Mistress jolts awake, half-closed eyes frantically scanning her bedroom and her right arm desperately searching for something that's clearly supposed to be on her nightstand, but seemingly is not. As she does so, her shoulder bumps into Papa's form, sending him rolling out of her bed and unto the floor with a loud thump.
"Mara's tits, what the-" Mistress grumbles, along with even more words that you're supposed to just pretend not to hear when someone says them. Which is easy in this situation, with my attention drawn entirely to Papa's body rolled up in the blankets and, more critically, his head dislodging from the rest of the body and rolling across the floor.
"WAAAAH! PAPA! YOU BROKE PAPA!" I scream as I drop to the floor, clutching his head tightly. As I press his unusually soft head against me, the straws from inside begin to seep out, tickling my belly.
Wait...
Papa isn't made of straws! This Papa must be a...
"Nadja." Mistress' voice, far sterner than I've ever heard it booms through the room, immediately directing my attention to her... "Care to expl-"
"WAAAAH! YOU'RE NAKED!" A now fully awake Mistress stands, her formidable and very naked form towering over me with her hands on her sides. As quickly as I can, I put my hands over my eyes, and turn around for good measure.
"Oh come on." Mistress sighs with frustration. "Don't be such a prude! It's not like I've got anything you don't!"
"Yes you do! Lots of it!" I checked just this morning so I know that!
"Just..." Even without sight, the unmistakable sound of the palm of a hand meeting a forehead leaves no doubt to her feelings on the matter. "Get the hell out of my room and wait downstairs."
Using one hand to cover my eyes and the other to feel my way through the room, I slowly but surely make my way until my hand bumps into this soft and smooth surfa-
"AND USE YOUR BLASTED EYES!"
>1/2
>>46310397
I probably didn't wait more than a couple of minutes, but judging by the sweat collecting on my brow it would have been hours. I've never seen - well, heard - Mistress be this upset with me! And I didn't even mean to cause trouble, I was just trying to help!
The crashing bang of a door being slammed shut finally signals the end of my solitude as Mistress stomps down the stairs. As she does so, I find all my fears of what she is going to say to me vanish; her face has already said everything. It is not a face of anger, no, but one of sheer and utter disappointment.
Her stare weighs down on me like an entire pack full of Papa's tools and I feel myself curl up, lowering my eyes to avoid seeing her gaze again.
I...
I think I may have been a bad girl...
"Now." Her voice seems to instantaneously cut all other noises out of the world, as if even the air didn't dare to be present for this, leaving me feeling ever more alone and vulnerable.
"What in the hells were you doing in my bedroom, apprentice?" Apprentice. She's not even using my name...
>"I was just trying to help..." [Defend myself!]
>Cry and apologize. [Surrender to her mercy!]
>"Why do YOU have a fake Papa?" [Counter-attack!]
>>46310402
>Nadja's Seniors:
>Mistress' current opinion: 15/100
>Lily's current opinion: 05/100
>Camille's current opinion: 10/100
>Seal: 95/100
>Nadja's Witchy Skills:
> Herbalism: Initiated
> Penmanship: Uninitiated
> Infusion: Uninitiated
> Twitter: https://twitter.com/FriendQM
> 4plebs (RIP .moe): http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/Witch%20Apprentice%20Quest/order/asc/
> Suptg archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Witch%20apprentice%20quest
> Nadja's Notebook: http://pastebin.com/MabAXjBs (updated 19-03-2016)
>>46310402
>"Why do YOU have a fake Papa?" [Counter-attack!]
All right, I'm back and free for a few days, so let's continue where we left off!
Previously we, the White Republic, colonized the western continent and split up the lands of the Hassein Sultanate between us and the Pajit Empire.
Pastebin - check it out for story, stats and technologies:
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>Population:7 500 000 (75% white, 7 % chink,6% kafi, 8% hibibi, 4 % pajit)
>Economy:Thriving;Camark gold & silver coins,good international trade, postal service, National Bank, mercantilism, manufacturies
>Food stockpiles:medium-high
>Food production:very high
>Political Stability: High(medium-low in newly conquered)
>A.Exploration
>B.Food production & Population growth
>C.Improve religion/culture
>D.Settle new lands
>E.Improve defences
>F.Architecture
>G.Improve military
>H.Research science
>I.Improve a settlement/region
>J.Navy
>K.Improve economy
>L. Diplomacy
>M.Government & Laws
>N.Military actions
>>46310130
>I.Improve a settlement/region - Conquered lands
Repair any damage, followed by expanding the network of forts, roads and canals into our new lands.
We've invested in the new region, repairing damages, building highways, forts and infrastructure. We've opened up several mines, which yield a variety of minerals.
>Population:7 650 000 (75% white, 7 % chink,6% kafi, 8% hibibi, 4 % pajit)
>Economy:Thriving;Camark gold & silver coins,good international trade, postal service, National Bank, mercantilism, manufacturies
>Food stockpiles:medium-high
>Food production:very high
>Political Stability: High(medium-low in newly conquered)
>A.Exploration
>B.Food production & Population growth
>C.Improve religion/culture
>D.Settle new lands
>E.Improve defences
>F.Architecture
>G.Improve military
>H.Research science
>I.Improve a settlement/region
>J.Navy
>K.Improve economy
>L. Diplomacy
>M.Government & Laws
>N.Military actions
>>46310495
In the west, the Kaichou have continued taking lands from the southern darkskin tribes.
Last thread >>46290780Why would anyone spend points on terrain?
>>46309408
>Why would anyone spend points on terrain?
Do you want your pocket dimension to be a vast, empty (aside from your purchases and the monsters that infest it) limbo?
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Welcome back to WrestleQuest! This is a SOL Quest in which you take the role of young Robin Winters, as he tries to make it big in the crazy world of pro-wrestling under the persona of The Ace.
Last thread, you went on a road trip with your mentor, and it got really depressing.
>Player Question
Less of a question, and more of a discussion this time around. How do you feel about the current combat system? Because personally, I'm not big on it. When I started I wanted something that was fairly in-depth, so that the matches weren't something as simple as "Roll D100 to win", but in it's current state I feel it's too sluggish and number-crunching. As it stands, with having to pause and vote and roll on every individual move, matches feel too slow, and any bout of importance is going to take far too long. At the same time, I don't want to just erase the stat system that we've spent the last 15 threads building up, and I still want those stats to come into play somehow. Therefore, I'd like to try out a simpler system for this thread, wherein blocks of the match will be written out, and in certain situations, the players will be given a handful of options that are attached to certain stats, that the players will vote on and roll D100+stat modifier for it's success. I think it will make things simpler and the posts more dynamic than the "You did the move. What other move you want do?" that we have currently.
>SUNDAY, APRIL 3rd 2016
After a very long day, you arrive back at your apartment, with Kevin Omega in tow. As promised, as soon as you had returned to the city, Omega cut you a check for $2000. Opening the door, you are not only greeted by Kimberly and David, but also the pint-sized rocket that is Patty Perez. Upon seeing Kevin, she runs up and throws a quick jab to the arm of the wrestling icon, before standing on her toes and pointing a finger in his face.
"You fucking idiot! You think you can just sneak out and run off like that? And dragging Ace along with you? Asshole!" She falls back and takes a deep breath, calming herself, before looking away. "You really had me worried..."
"I'm fine," Kevin reassured her, "Ace was right by my side the whole time, making sure I didn't do anything stupid."
"Really?" Patty turned to you, breaking out a small smile. "Good work, Ace... and thanks."
>It's really no problem. I'd do anything for a friend.
>Hey, I got paid for it. It's no big deal.
>Maybe you should keep a better eye on him next time.
>Whatever. Just know that you owe me.
>>46308654
>>Maybe you should keep a better eye on him next time.
Also the worst that can happen with that is we go back to the old way. Also also yo!
>>46308686
>Also the worst that can happen with that is we go back to the old way.
Agreed, I'm definitely going to try it out for this thread, and ask people what they think of it after. One of my biggest issues is how things are becoming slower and number-crunchier the more new moves are unlocked, so removing that aspect and having all moves the player uses context-sensitive as it were would likely help make the whole process smoother.
>Friend is a DM
>Has selected a small group of players largely because of how willing they are to be railroaded
>Has trained them to always follow the rails (with cruel and unusual punishments otherwise), and leads them through each adventure by the nose, having them follow his DMPC who always knows the way to go
>Each of these knives costs over $1000
>The group now actually has a strong aversion to player agency, and believes that the only right way to play is to spend the night simply waiting for their turn in combat, to speak only when spoken to, and to allow their DMPC leader to make all their choices for them.
This is evil, isn't it? It's some form of brainwashing, right?
Is this one of those threads where you're expecting people to ignore everything you said but the knives
>>46306644
>>Each of these knives costs over $1000
What the fuck. Are they made of titanium?
>>46306671
Everything else is sourceless bait. The knives on the other hand are an actual issue.
Questions about Orks.
So. I hear Orks entertain diplomats. Just how diplomaty are Ork diplomats?
If a warband is big and developed enough, could an ork diplomat actually be more like a conventional diplomat? As far as ork policies go.
Could a Weird Boy get as big and strong as a Nob and effectively be a Warboss with mad psyker powers?
They'd be much more 'charismatic rabble-rouser' than a diplomat in the normal sense. Orks aren't fans of lengthy political discussions.
>>46306185
yes
>>46306185
Psyker powers tend to make Orks insane. It'd be pretty hard to command da Boyz when you're spouting gibberish and pure psychic energy is coming out your nose.
>His setting doesn't take place in the Byzantine Empire or its Fantasy equivalent
What are you, some kind of Turk?
>>46305520
>His setting is a lazy pastiche of a historical culture without any of the context
>>46305520
>my setting actually does have a quasi-Byzantine Empire, which was once the big dick motherfucker king of all nations but has been in a gentle decline for centuries as other, more vibrant nations spring up over the rest of the world
Fucking Byzantine, man. Stole Croatia from me last time I played CK2.
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>Jumpchain IRC Chat
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>Last Thread
>>46285317
Jumpers, do you have a catch phrase?
How would a jumper go about ripping the scar horcrux off of Harry Potter without killing/harming him? Or a convoluted plot involving the elder wand and having voldemort only half kill Harry.
>>46304319
Transfer his soul to a different body?
What SOI card do you think is the real deal?
I honestly think Brain in a jar will spawn some odd archetype. It's essentially aether vial for instants and sorceries. I really do think it will somehow find a home.
>>46302207
They're all shit
Also that's a standard question. Why can the op never be modern related
>>46302358
It's a lot fucking worse than Vial because you HAVE to but a counter on it. You can't just tick it up to 1 or 2 and leave it. Needing to ramp up to 1-whatever cmc spells and taking a turn to remove any counters is really bad.
Tyranids = zergs
Prove me wrong /tg/
>>46301040
No, the tyranids don't have a flaming angel goddess as their leader.
Zergs were originally tyranids, Starcraft was originally a 40k game.
>>46301040
Other way around, desu senpai.
>Official /5eg/ Mega Trove, contains all official 5e stuff:
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>Pastebin with homebrew list, resources and so on:
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>Previous Thread
>>46283940
When should the party first go to Castle Ravenloft?
>previous thread link vs discord link
there is only one correct answer
>>46301028
> Never played DnD before
> Always surfed /tg/ because I've wanted to for a while
> Find out college friends (I'm graduating this year, inb4 underage) are starting up a game a while back
> They're doing Lost Mines of Phandelver
> Alright, that's fine
> Generic characters, basically whatever comes with the book
> That's okay
> Hear from GM they have no idea what they're doing, really, pulling shit out of their asses all the time
> That's kind of expected, I suppose
> Help GM set up Roll20 shit today
> Tells me two players are never there
> One plays like he's in skyrim
> Skyrimfag's girlfriend does whatever he tells her to do
> GM plans to play cringey undertale fight themes during combat
> Party is only level three, and is going to be fighting a dragon soon
JUST
>>46301028
Level 1. Strahd won't just murder them, he wants to fuck with them! Why not introduce them to the castle, then have the first huge part be simply trying to get back out?
So we had a scenario like this happen in our last game.
>princess's carriage gets attacked by bandits
>guards are killed, princess and hand maidens are taken.
>party gets sent to rescue her.
>we end up carving our way through the bandits and saving her
>princess is unharmed.
While she ended up unharmed in this case, it got me thinking about the scenario and was sort of wondering, wouldnt any time an attractive female character gets captured, the implication probably be that they got raped? I'm not even sure if this is grimdark, but just kind of a logical assumption
>Army took a city that your princess was in?
Rape
>one of your female party members is ambushed and kidnapped?
Rape
>Orcs within 10 miles of your loved one?
Rape.
Is that ultimately the realistic outcome in these kind of scenarios, or is my mind subconsciously projecting some kind of "magical realm" thing?
>>46301024
Sorry. Image for ants.
>>46301024
>s that ultimately the realistic outcome in these kind of scenarios, or is my mind subconsciously projecting some kind of "magical realm" thing?
It's your mind projecting. Now, granted, some of those scenerios do end up in rape. But you made it sound like it happens each and every single time a woman gets kidnapped. No, it doesn't. Because some guys don't want to bother with a woman who isn't into it. And they know that if she isn't wet, it's like trying to stick your dick into a tree's dry knothole.
>>46301024
Sometimes even bandits and soldiers have morals that exclude rape.
