So instead of going to a tavern to pick up qt barmaids, you sold your soul for the power of necromancy so you could fuck a dessicated skeleton?

Deadipus go home

>>46325576
>Going to a tavern to pick up normie whores

REEEEEEEEE NORMALFAGS GET OUT

Well, I'd tell my players that I've secretly placed child porn onto each of their computers and then notified the police that I'd discovered it on their computer.

Then I'd take a drill to their kneecaps, claiming self defense after they discovered my sacrifice in the name of civic duty.

And then I'd mail them bombs in jail. Dirty bombs.

At this point, I would inform anyone who had managed to survive that the only other option I had was to try and run a fucking farming simulator for our next game because some stupid asshole on the...
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>>46325207
Or, you know, Mouse Guard.

Ryutama.

Risus.

Burning Wheel.

If you actually knew what you were talking about or had any imagination, you'd come up with many ways to play a "farming simulator" that had social encounters and dungeon crawling and fighting against monsters. Earth spirits that only few can see... Fucking wizards, too.

>>46325207
See the man with no imagination get his panties into a knot over his own mediocrity.

That is the dragon age universe. The rogue magi are apostates,the agents are templar and the institution is the circle of magi for the mages and the chantry for the templar

>>46324990
Really? I've...acually never played the games. What can I do to make it different enough without everyone going "Simpsons did it" on me?

>>46324959
>"rogue magi"
That's not a good term for them.
You can call them "witches" or "black mages" or whatever, but if you use the same terminology as for your real mages, then you definitely cannot use such a weak qualifier as "rogue". These people are dangerous criminals, not lovable scoundrels.

>(i.e: someone not formally trained by state run academies)
What about those that were formally trained but...
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>>46324236
nice man

Are the non-green parts just there for reference or are they intended to be part of the map?

Because it doesn't make a lot of sense either way...

>>46326318

You... Realize those are real-world countries held up against this landmass to show off how large it is, right?

You awaken in the dark, something small and round pressing into your chest, judging by the leathery scrape on your skin, Devi’s fallen asleep during the day again.

The smell of cooked fish guides you outside, Elecmon, Eva and Gotsumon still cooking up some of the shark you and Jeff hooked.

“Morning numbskull.” Eva calls as you step onto the beach. “Care to tell us about your latest attempt to get yourself killed?”

You rub the sore part of your skull, your hair still kinda smelling like stale beer, doing your best to tell them about the karaoke...
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Her smile quirks a little, “And? Works on mother dearest. Only other thing I know is what Mark told me, and he says best cure for a hangover is to never get sober.”

“And Mark is…” You groan, massaging your head.

She just rolls her eyes, “Not the point, friend of mine, whatever. We going?”

>Just water will do her fine, don’t feel like walking
>Let’s just get her some OJ.
>You just want to spend some quality time alone with me, huh Eva?
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>>46321347
>>You just want to spend some quality time alone with me, huh Eva?

>>46324164
>liking post-Modern M:tG lore and settings

Pleb as fuck. Enjoy your literal tumblr trans autist pandering garbage.

>>46324186
>autist pandering garbage
I bet it someone said it about every tabletop game in existence.

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While it's messy I have fun with the new lore and art. Some of it actually looks pretty good.

>>46322852
First of all, on a completely unrelated note, it'd be a terrible thing to steal something of your fathers to make some quick cash.

On a related note, don't you want to keep those? Just selling your fathers shit just after he passed sounds kind of cold.

>>46322910
I don't want to sell all of them but it is a huge collection and I just dont have the space.I would love for it to be auction off at Gen Con as that is something that my dad and i love doing and were we got most of the collection.I just know i wont be able to do all these books justice by keeping them in a box and it would be great to give these books to people who will take great care of them.

>>46322910
It could be that op inherited most of his assets after he passed and doesn't have room for them all.

OP idk if this would be your best option but I'd look for local cons happening in your state.

I personally probably wouldn't sell them immediately though and would probably try and hold on to most of them. But that's just me

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The inevitable invasion of their home city-state mere days away, Samson and several others prepare for the worst. Planning on retreating North into Noba, at least for the time being, he, his family, and a few other folks and their families plan their retreats with little organization or assistance from the lord of the land.

A few days later, the flagship of Director Waldrick, as well as several others behind him, reach the shores of Holmstead, prepared for an easy fight. Rene, along with her own companions, prepares to fight for the Empire. Her and her sister have tasted battle back on the Isle of Wyrm, but this is their first "true" fight.

Little do they expect Sir Dyrus, accompanying King Augustus and many Noban Knights, to also be right on their collective way towards Holmstead to defend it, confident in the ease at which the few who remained North will defeat Director Belinda's forces.

Whose perspective will be followed?

>A. Rene
>B. Dyrus
>C. Samson

>>46317323
>>C. Samson

>>46317323
samson

>>46322799
Depending on the setting, ammo might be problematic.

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>>46323368

Twelve arrows or twelve crossbow bolts in the "fantasy" equipment list cost as much as a burlap sack, a candle, three torches, or a "rusty and worn" knife.

50 rounds in the "modern" equipment list cost as much as a duct tape roll, a flashlight, or a day's worth of trail rations.

50 shots' worth of energy in the "sci fi" equipment list cost the same as a day's worth of survival rations.

Does the physical attack inability of the Calm descriptor affect the Adept type's Onslaught when the energies are used to assail the target's physical form?

Calm descriptor:
>Inability: You’re just not a fighter. The difficulty of all physical attacks is increased by one step.

Adept type:
>Onslaught (1 Intellect point): You attack a foe within short range using energies that assail either his physical form or his mind. In either case, you must be able to see your target. If the attack is physical,...
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You want Drifters, OP.

>>46322484
Roanoke,Aztecs,Ninth Legion,Flight 19,and about 1 in 3 boats from 1850s to 1920s.

>>46323819
>>Aztecs
Getting killed by conquistadores is not "vanishing" you want Anasazi or Olmecs

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>46322081
Don't mean to be a dick, but, like, Chav speak is all well and good, but we have to be able to read this stuff

>>46322114
My good fellow, I am simply attempting to capture the spirit of the moment. And youz a bloody git. Wez proppa boyz

We're a true Klan, give me d100 for colors

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>46322160
Damn. Freebootas are da besht

>>46321839
Far Future/Grim Darkness Where There Is Only War

http://www.stratigraphy.org/index.php/ics-chart-timescale

>>46321839

Last Tuesday at Eric's place. You know what I'm talking about.

BoL got me laid once, but I think the only true answer is Pathfinder.

That game probably has the best M:F ratio of them all

>>46320653
World of Darkness.

"Hey gurl, i like how you throw that d20"
How does it even work?

>>46316460
>>"The poisoner is an immediate threat. We'll investigate the alchemists."

>>46316460
>>"The poisoner is an immediate threat. We'll investigate the alchemists."

We should steal his poison and feed it to uncle.

>>46316460
>"The poisoner is an immediate threat. We'll investigate the alchemists."

>>46317393
Look at his face

You tell me

>>46317459
With a face like that, he'd bring a whole new meaning to the word "slayer".

>>46317393

Haig wasn't incompetent. He also never had a downfall. He was still in command of the BEF in the war-winning battles of 1918. If this interests you then Gary Sheffield's books 'Forgotten Victory' and 'The Chief' are worth reading. Even Haig's modern critics like Prior and Wilson reject the mythological version of him being an imbecile (their books are also good and worth reading).


Steel Rain is viable as a tactic because it's basically how Marines operate: shock...
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