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TOIK ABOU TANGERINES

>>46378693
You don't.
Have you ever watched Limmy's Show?
Remember their accent?
That's how unintelligible Ork speech is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwr6_015ROo

>>46378097

Jack's eyes swirl around as he slumps back in a daze. Yotshi stares at him and sighs

"So, do really have to do what that jackass wants and go out alone?" Yotshi sighs, frowning sadly as he adjusts his glasses "I mean I'm sure we can just wait...a day or two...or three"

What do I say?
[] BALDRICK!!!
[] Oh stop being So yella, lets see if we can find any one who isn't drinking themselves to an early grave shall we
[] Well...crazy as this sounds, I think...
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>>46378117
>[] BALDRICK!!!

>>46378117
>[] BALDRICK!!!
>[] Oh stop being So yella, lets see if we can find any one who isn't drinking themselves to an early grave shall we

>>46378027
It is now late winter. What will you do?
>Hunt the aurochs 1d10 (Strength -Blind)
>Fish in the river 1d10 (Skill +Trait -Blind)
>Explore the forest
>Explore up the valley
>Explore the hills
>Try and investigate something new (List options)
>Make something special (List options)
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Will a forage roll take the sight penalty, or will the magic touch sight give us the full roll?

>>46378038

Try and trap aurochs. (not sure what dubs for this would be)

>>46377814
Night Lords, cuz Berzerkers just wanna kill me. Who fuckin knows what those spooky bastards will do to me.
Also I fail to see why Emperor's Children aren't on this list. I wouldn't wanna be captured by a Slaaneshi.

>>46377814
>>46377814

Well, it's basically Freddy vs Jason. Night Lords are Freddy with all their spooky scary shit, "fear me and I become more powerfull" crap. World Eaters when zerked are like Jason, a smart intelligent Jason, but a unstoppable juggernaut of death either way.

IMO all the Edge Lords got going for them is the scary and psychological warfare factor. Once the WOW factor settles down and people get organized (if they get organized),...
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>>46377814
Night lords, it's a lot like being killed by a cat or a dog from a rodent's point of view
From that point of view, world eaters are a lot like a terrier, it'll come right at you, is impossible to fight conventionally and when it gets there it will rip you into tiny fucking pieces
On the other hand, there are the night lords, who are more like cats. They prefer to play with their food, so they'll pounce out of nowhere, but they won't kill you. They'll wound you and wound you and...
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>>46377086

Just like you would do a setting where the dominant race is humans but everyone else is halflings or gnomes.

>shingeki no kyojin opening theme starts playing

>>46377086
exactly the same as humans but..bigger?

>>46376733
My GM usually runs all applicants to our group through a quick one-shot one-player scenario to see how they RP and if they resort to murder-hobo'ism right away.

Not sure if it's a "good" method though, as it requires some time investment by the GM to test the new players.

Didn't click the link, but I don't want to play in a game with anyone who uses OP's pic for anything

>>46376951
>not liking androgynous horned anime kids

>>46374577
ooooops wrong board

Pity bump.

>>46374585
Can't we play here? Beucase im down for a game

Examine myself.

Looking down at your flesh, you notice you look deathly pale in the dim light. You seem human. Reaching up, you feel your ears. Not pointed, so elf is out of the question.

>search the cell
>leave the cell
>examine the window

Yes, and that is a great picture for this subject. I hope someone tried to drink that.

>>46373049
>easy lawsuits

>>46373049

is that cleaning product next to beverages?

>>46370740
they litterally eat theyr own shit, anon

>>46370740
Their armour recycles their poop into nutrient paste.

>>46372705
A fact that made a player in my Deathwatch group never want to wear his helmet.

>>46369928
>Legacy survival of the fittest unbanned

>>46369956
Survival would make Eldrazi retarded

>>46369996
But also will push hatebears

>>46369279
>I have decided on using D&D as a base
And that was your first mistake.

Use whfrp as base 2e of course

>>46369817
No, his first mistake was asking about 'the Souls universe' as if all the games take place in the exact same setting, which is patently untrue even if you discount King's Field from qualifying as part of the 'series'.

D&D was his second mistake.

All of the above. Assuming an rpg setting, it gives everyone a chance to be useful. Superguy may be able to punch good, but when the demons and shit show up that gives Professor Wizardshit a chance to shine.

I like them as ordinary people taking on super-villains who possess superhuman abilities and yet somehow emerging victorious.

I don't really like them as edgelords or as fronts for the author's political views.

I generally like created by chance type myself. I think it leaves more open for different types of characters, but there isn't really a type I completely hate

As for the source of their abilities I guess as long as you don't try to explain it with bad science I don't really care

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You shake your head. “The nurses said he was pretty out of it, so I figured it could wait.” You turn to your tablet, tapping at it listlessly to give the pause something to do. “Seen-”

“I did,” Goto says quietly. He's tapping his own fingers on his tablet nervously, not even pretending to work. “If she'd been in deeper water, she never would've made it. A mile - hell, a thousand yards further from the shallows, even-” he shakes her head. “They were able to pluck her out with a crane barge - only thing with shallow enough draft in the area.” He sighs. “It could've been worse.”

“That's about the sum total of what I've heard so far,” you reply. “I wake up, they cut me out of the duct tape and it's all 'we won, they lost.' What *happened?*”

“Nareusan and Steadfast had the unholy shit shot out of them,” Goto begins, “but they're seaworthy and they should be in drydock soon. The USN has a floating dock in Singapore and they couldn't loan it fast enough. Still, I don't think we'll be seeing them again for months. The Kasturi was sunk, of course, and two Spica-M model gunboats - one in that attack run and another was too shot up; constructive loss.” He starts spinning his tablet around on the table idly, reciting from memory. “And that's pretty much it. The abyssals withdrew soon after we did - dunno where they were going, but they didn't get there, so, that's that.”

“Enemy casualties?”

“Notoriously hard to tell.” He frowns. “That battleship... we thew every last bomb and missile we had at it after you lost it.”

“... no wreck, though.”

“There wouldn't be, would there? Not much, at least,” Goto points out. “Never is.”

“... there is that,” you muse. “The rest?”

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“They put down at least one heavy cruiser that we know of. Probably another, but we can't be sure. Visibility and sensors really went to hell towards the end, there - Steadfast and Nareusan were shadowed by that island and terrain, and Lekir's computers and gear aren't the newest around-”

“Lekir,” you fill in. “Last I recall, she was boarded?”

“Oh,” Goto says. “That.” He halts the spinning tablet, taps the screen briskly, and spins it 'round to face you. “Got the link on my desktop.”

You flip the tablet's sectioned cover back to prop it up for easy viewing - it seems to be a shoulder-camera style feed, similar to what the girls use. It shows you a cramped shipboard corridor, red emergency lights the only illumination. Men are creeping foreward in the dark, dark OD green uniforms barely visible in the gloom. A man near the front taps a magazine against his helmet for some reason before tucking it away again. They're creeping towards a dogged hatch at the end of the little corridor. The point man's just reaching for it when the heavy steel buckles with a horrid screech, a black point just visible through the rent. The bulge grows beneath a second blow, the better part of an obsidian-black axehead visible for a moment as the owner wrenches it loose.

“Let's rock,” the camera's owner whispers, lurching as he hefts his weapon up - the distinctive foregrip and heatshield of an original M60.

“I like to keep this handy - for close encounters,” someone ahead of him breathes, hefting a pump-action shotgun.

“You fucking nerds will be the death of me,” a tired voice says from the back just as the hatch finally yields with a screech of sundered steel, revealing the upper torso of something chitinous and awful in the gap, eyes glowing with a faint blue light. The men in the lead hit the deck as one -

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“HERRO!” the camera's owner bellows, and then the view is obliterated by the M-60s muzzle flash.

You set the tablet down gently and give Goto a disturbed look.

“SWAGs,” Goto explains.

“... who?”

“Filipino Navy SEALs. They were waiting around for their plane ride home after a joint training op with the Indonesians when they started scrambling everything in the harbor. Offered their services and someone made room for them, it looks like.”

“... SWAG?” you repeat. “Aren't they called NAVSOG?”

“A valiant and respectable effort,” Goto says, doffing his invisible hat and holding it over his heart. “God bless that brave bureaucratic soul who tried to put that genie back in the bottle.”

You nudge the tablet aside gently. Your own bureaucratic soul is atrophying by the day, because once upon a time you would have found that video astonishing rather than passingly remarkable. “So you're telling me, we didn't actually do heavy damage.”

“We sure gave better than we got,” Goto points out. “And blew the hell out of a bunch of troop transports - Kitakami and Ooi guessed at least fifteen to twenty, counting explosions.” He smiles, thin and savage. “Kitakami and Ooi really came through, didn't they? They stacked up those abyssals wall-to-wall in there.”

You don't dignify that with a groan. “We didn't actually hold the strait, though. If they'd pushed-”

“Yeah, just like Guadalcanal. But they *didn't,*” Goto points out. “How often have you seen, or heard of an Abyssal trying to save itself, or one of their forces disengaging because of casualties?”

You have to think about it.

>>46373911
try to make something that actually has a function then close down some pathways and such, like roof collapsed and there are tons of shit so it's not passable and such.