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The continuing adventures of an anon and the girl he can't hug.
"...Okay." The vampire says calmly. "Okay. Fine. You want to cheat, that's just fine. Fine. You don't want to play my games. I'll play yours. And beat you at them."
"Ah, don't go crying on us. It'll break our hearts." We respond.
The Cat snickers with our comment.
"Go on. Laugh. I've been laughed at before. But you know what. I've also killed before."
"Like that poor girl in the museum. That's why I'm here jackass." We say.
"No. Not like that poor girl. Also, "poor girl"? Do you even know who she is? Do you even KNOW what kind of shit you've involved yourself in you glorified Catholic assassin?"
"...Stay frosty kitten. He's just trying to fuck with us." The Cat says.
"The girl's alive, isn't she you dick? You got her as your hostage. That girl's the one thing keeping you alive, I want you to know that." We threaten.
"Here you guys go." A neat, evenly sided black void appears before use like a door. "Level 4. Come on down."
MOVE ON TO LEVEL 4? TRY TO CONTACT THE OUTSIDE?
>>46402883
>Marguerite
>Margarita
...That's not spooky at all...
>>46402883
We're still set for Sibella hug, right?
>>46402883
Level 4 bitches.
How often do you meme while roleplaying?
I start every session with quoting the latest popular memes and throw out some more obscure/old ones throughout play so people know what a dank memester I am.
If you meme, you eat your character sheet.
tuesday.
Tau Killed my IG! Edition
>Rules databases
https://mega.co.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
https://kat.cr/warhammer-40k-pdf-library-t9575373.html
>FAQs
http://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata
>40k 7th edition quick reference sheet(s)
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef_V7.pdf
>Forgeworld Book index
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Forge_World_and_Apocalypse_Rules_Index
This thread has been fortified in the name of Dorn!
what the fuck has happened to 4chan? Why does it look all wacky
>>46402136
It's april fools.
Convince me on why I should play your favorite army.
How many weapons can an adult male reasonably carry?
How long is a piece of string?
What kind of weapons, in what attire, concealed or not, in what era, on what size of male? I'll presume we mean humans but that's a dangerous assumption on a forum for fantasy monsters.
>>46397379
A rifle, an explosive device (rpg or mounted grenade launcher), a pistol, and a large knife.
Knives are small.
You could easily strap eight of them to your person. (one on each arm, one on each leg, two on the back, two on the hips)
Beastmen have every right to be pissed off and did nothing wrong.
>>46395361
Warhammer Fantasy Beastmen?
Well we can't blame them for Chaos screwing them up either already inside their mothers' wombs or later on when a dude mutates into one years later.
But the fact that they are constantly aggressive for other reasons (and less justifiable), and the fact that they do worship the Dark Gods, shows them to have less justifications.
>>46395361
>Beastmen have every right to be pissed off
Of course, they are associated with furries
>and did nothing wrong.
Arguable
>>46395361
>and did nothing wrong.
aside from rape, pillage, kill, shit all over everything*, piss off every forest spirit in existence, rape, more shitting* and more rape.
Then yeah, they did nothing wrong.
*And I mean literal shit. Excrement everywhere.
How tall is a Space Marine?
You could have literally googled the answer faster instead of making this thread.
You could also have posted this in the 40k general.
>>46394115
Space Marines Ain't giant. The height of minis gotta be compared with true-scale IG such as steel legion. Karl Kopinski aka "BIG K" is not my canon. he is a decent painter but probally misinformed. John and JES not Karl and ADRIAN ok. praise goodwin
So much that a common defence against them should be very tight corridors. Force the motherfuckers to dig across the bunker/ship.
Would you ever resort to lying or otherwise deliberately deceiving your opponent in a game to gain an advantage?
>>46392200
Yes.
There are many competetive games where that is completely acceptable and expected.
No, never. I'm completely truthful, all the time. Also, I'm not one of Mordred's, nor am I Merlin. Just FYI.
>>46392200
Sup fa/tg/guys. Let's open some magic cards!
First up, Odyssey!
>>46401381
Oooo that was some good centering I got on that picture. I guess this is some April Fools formatting? No bueno.
Contents.
Foil mountain!
I like this art! Mountains need more snow and less lava.
Name a better Primarch. I dare you.
Horus.
>>46392191
Any of the 10 other still alive.....
>>46392191
Fuck even mortarion does more shit because at least he's alive
>best chapter thread
>>46391965
fists exemplar are nice, yes, but best? arguable
best of the best reporting in
>>46391965
Aww shit is that Imperial fist dual wielding thunder hammers? Tell Abaddon that I'm sorry but I'm heading back to the Eye of Terror, my warband wasn't prepared for this.
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You are Prince Meirion auk Gwyrren, the only sane man in a royal family with dubious concepts of strategy, justice, taxation, and governance in general. You have made it your goal in life to keep your family on the throne and your head firmly attached to your body.
Having dealt with some… unpleasantness involving your uncle, you're now free to investigate your older brother's love life, which puts you right back where you started, really. At least your future prospects are still intact.
You know the Crown Prince intends to marry a maid, but that's all you have to work with right now. You need to learn more before you can decide which course of action to pursue.
"Our options haven't changed," you say. "I can talk to my father and see if he knows anything, or I can find some way to confront my brother."
"You know, you could just talk to your brother," Olwen says. "That's what normal brothers do."
"What normal brothers do is hardly relevant here," you say. "I'd need to find some pretext to approach."
"Why don't you invite him out with his lady friend?" Myrddin asks. "Ask them to accompany you to the opera or something."
"I suppose that's feasible," you say.
"It's either that or talking to the king," Myrddin says. "If you can convince the king to become involved, the Crown Prince is sure to talk."
>"I'd like to appear amicable. I'll just invite my brother out and have him bring his maid so I can meet her."
>"I don't have time for more games. I'll talk to the king and gauge his opinion on this matter."
>>46400325
>>"I'd like to appear amicable. I'll just invite my brother out and have him bring his maid so I can meet her."
>>46400325
>"I don't have time for more games. I'll talk to the king and gauge his opinion on this matter."
>>46400325
>"I'd like to appear amicable. I'll just invite my brother out and have him bring his maid so I can meet her."
IT BEGINS! A NEW DAWN.
Ultimate Power (998.M41) - Clues to the location of the Omnicopaeia are uncovered upon Hell’s Teeth, a Daemon World on the edge of the Maelstrom. The Omnicopaeia, an arcane device that contains every STC with a psychic component, is of immeasurable value. Many billions of Skitarii are dispatched to Hell's Teeth with all haste. The entire Adeptus Mechanicus is abuzz -- should the legendary Omnicopaeia be found, they will finally have a way to control, precipitate and even weaponise Humanity's psychic dawn.
Where's this from?
>>46389608
Skitarii codex. It's been discussed before and every time it's been mentioned that 40k is frozen at 999.m41, which means this info is completely useless until the writers let cadia fall and abbadon stop being a by-word for failure
>contained every STC with a psychic component
>located on a Daemon World
Yeah, the Warp has overtaken it. I'll leave this to the Inquisition.
Which of the 4 Chaos Gods are Muslims most likely to flood to
They wouldn't be muslims then, would they anon?
>>46389589
>>/pol/
Fuck off back to your containment board, wankstain.
>>46389589
Well it certainly wouldn't be Tzeentch
Can you imagine what went on in the Games Workshop boardroom when Nurgle was introduced?
CEO prick: Okay guys, we got 3 chaos gods, but we really need a fourth to balance it out and give each god another one to be opposed to. Any ideas?
Junior executive: Uhhh, how about a god a plague and disease?
CEO prick: sounds good, but why would anyone worship him?
Junior executive: ........Because.....He loves you....?
CEO prick: Brilliant! For this great idea we're giving you a bonus of 6 extra space marine figures this month. Thats worth at least $11,000 on the market.
Junior executive: Oh thank you sir, thank you so much *licks CEO's asshole"
CEO prick: Okay everybody, I think that's a wrap on the chaos god nonsense. Who's up for sushi?
The whole thing with Isha is really cool though.
You see any other chaos god with a waifu? Is that not love?
>>46389075
You don't know a single thing about Nurgle do you
OP is a faggot, and is painfully unfunny.
>Npc tries to trick party to give them power
>I drop a bunch of hints hoping they will think things through for once
>Like jeez a bunch of hints
>Like as close to be besides the npc saying "hey I'm super evil by the way"
>They go for it anyway
>Help obvious villain until they unleash their full abilities
>Battle breaks out
>players lose
>Get mad at me for their incompitence
>>46387940
How mediocre
>>46387958
It was mostly just a test to see if they'll wise up for once. They treat the game like it's a freaking skyrim thinking they just gotta follow the quest goal. I thought something cliche and unoriginal might be easy enough for them to start down the right path.
>>46387940
Maybe they actually wanted to be the villain's evil lieutenants or something and weren't expecting them to kill off a useful pawn?
