Magnus LITERALLY did nothing wrong.
>>46425269
I dunno. His fashion choice is pretty questionable.
>>46425269
>>46425281
Fucking deja vu
OP is correct for once.
Would you consider undergoing surgery to get better at playing traditional games?
Let us assume that the costs are being taken care of by an interested third party.
>to get better at playing traditional games
>>46424409
looks like anon (hey! we're all anonymous agian!) is talking about carpal tunnel surgery.
>>46424361
How would carpal tunnel surgery make you better at playing traditional games?
Before i could answer i would need to know what kind of surgery, how it would actually make me better at playing traditional games, and what the side effects of that surgery are.
This is the basic, undecorated design of a large sword for an extremely strong warrior.
How can I improve upon its design?
By not being a faggot.
>>46412296
start by putting the handle in line with its center of mass, for one. Having it that offset means it's only useful for chopping meat like a cleaver. Too unbalanced for combat.
>>46412296
Give it either a sharper end of stabbing, or slim it down for chopping. Either way, do this too >>46412335
What's His current form nowadays?
>>46424205
Rick Priestly
>>46424228
/thread
New to tabletop games and role playing.
Want to try it out.
But...
I'm bad at learning new stuff and the friend(s) I'd play with are worse.
Is there something with a rule book that isn't long that's easy... But also maybe has rules for randomly generating an adventure since I'm not experienced in that either?
I'll take whatever I can get.
>>46423150
Risus is a system that's 4 pages long:
http://www222.pair.com/sjohn/risus.htm
And this is a contest to make adventures that are one page long:
https://www.onepagedungeon.info/
dungeons and dragons 5e is fairly noob friendly, there are also pre-made campaigns for it, unless you really, really want to make your own stuff
i recommend the lost mines adventure
>>46423747
There always has to be someone that recommends D&D to people who want to poke their head into this hobby.
What character would you make for a game set in the Roman Republic?
Why is Rome always so fitting to influence almost any fantasy setting?
>>46411666
Because rome is the precursor to modern western states.
You chose a shitty picture though.
Character choice would depend if there was magic n shit.
Scribe-Slave or legion-veteran.
>tfw no noir crime procedural set in ancient rome
I brought 2 lords of war in a 3000 pt game and my friends think it's cheesy, do you agree or disagree.
>>46422984
Yes
>>46422984
>Am I a dick for this?
If you have to ask the answer is yes.
>I brought 2 lords of war
Oh, so you're THAT guy.
There is no denying that Magic: The Gathering is the behemoth of card games.
My question is: will there ever be anything to dethrone it or has it exhausted the mechanics of a card game whilst keeping it simple yet deep? (apparently Netrunner's mechanics are hitting roadblocks with new sets)
It has been the gargantuan for over a decade.
>>46411201
i want to discuss pls ;_;
>>46411201
Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh! overwhelmed it during the early 2000s and it nearly died during the mid 2000s. It only recovered from its near-collapse from Alara onwards.
>>46411201
MtG is to CCG what World of Warcraft is to MMO's. It's the core game with the best mechanics and rules and, like WoW, isn't going anywhere soon. There will be other CCG's that have and will try to compete with it, but will always be fads and die out, while MTG keeps growing.
FIRST POST
One day you wake up with an unmistakable urge - the urge to RAID. Today's the day for your expedition to set off. What kind of house did you wake up in?
1) A turf-and-wood longhouse on the cold, rocky shore nestled in a majestic fjord. (Nordic-based culture, because you like the classics)
2) A semipermanent wood and canvas barracks with regiments training formations outside. (Expeditionary arm of a Romanesque legion.)
3) The floor of a cheap drinking-house near the docks of the port city of Nagakuro. (Think Wako pirates during the turn of the century. Black powder weapons available.)
4) A somnishelf in a crowded, run-down Outer Arm station known as The Mooring. (sure you can be space pirates if you want)
5) Got a better idea? Propose it.
First to six votes gets chosen. Later choices will require less votes, but this one's important.
>>46422777
5) A short squalid little pre-fab shack just on the outskirts of Nova city, a hive of scum, villainy and hookers.
>>46422777
>5) Got a better idea? Propose it.
A penthouse apartment in Neo Toronto.
>>46422777
Zeppelin sky pirates, in a largely unexplored expanse of sky, dotted with inexplicable floating islands of various size. Similarly inexplicable gravity seems to pull everything that isn't a floating landmass down into the increasingly murky depths that stretch downward for perhaps an infinity.
“Oh, I probably should’ve mentioned this earlier, but trained Wizards can live for hundreds of years.” Christin tells you both with another sunny smile. Your jaw drops. Hundreds of years? You can’t even imagine that amount of time. Trish for her part just looks up and stares Christin directly in the eyes.
A huge smile on her face.
Your Name is Amy Nakamura, a 17 year old void Oni, and your best friend (and master) can learn to be a Wizard.
This is your fucking life now.
>Before you agree think about everything Trish.
>This still seems fishy to me.
>Write-in?
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>>46422438
>This still seems fishy to me.
Anything that looks to good to be true... probably is. What's the catch?
>>46422438
>This still seems fishy to me.
How much 20- proof beer would it take to get a Colossal size dragon hammered?
Dragons are reptilian essentially. Reptiles can't process alcohol or grains like mammals do. It would get extremely ill drinking any large amount of beer.
All of it.
>>46419536
More than you'd hope, but less than you'd think
should i get 4 of these this seems like a 40 dollar jace what do you guys think?
>>46419488
it's actually a 60 dollar jace
>>46420021
well its 15-20 right now
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Char sheet: http://pastebin.com/5AHLX5Qb
Other char sheets: http://pastebin.com/fh1pqK1N
The boat rocks back and forth gently down the river as Sam groans, resting his head on a sack of...apples? near the edge of it, as Lucy sits next to him, looking equal parts smug and concerned.
"Gooood, kill me" He whines, covering his eyes as Lucy shakes her head and Berry gasps
"You know, this wouldn't have happened if you didn't punch a bunch of tainted in the face" Lucy says flatly as she rests her head in her hands, looking down at Sam as his face turns a rather nasty shade of green "You're just lucky you didn't get tainted like Krovachi did"
"Sh..shuaaaaargh" Sam groans as he crawls over to the edge and starts vomiting into the river.
"Don't ask the gods for something unless your serious" Berry huffs, sounding annoyed as she crosses her arms and looks down the river "...Hey, I'm pretty we're really close to my home!"
She smiles widely and stands up, looking down the river.
"WE ARE!" She shouts happily, jumping up and nearly falling out of the boat, if Bailey didn't catch her at the last second with her free arm, as she holds her sleeping daughter in her other one
"Calm down" Bailey says quietly as Toora stirs and whimpers "She hasn't been able to sleep since that fight you know"
I lean back against little green, yeah that's right, Toora's been taking care of sam, but mostly she's been calling him an idiot...much like Lucy actually.
"Oh sorry" Berry sighs as she sits down next to Minor
"Hey don't worry about it, you should be excited, I bet your family would love to see you again"Minor says sweetly, patting Berry on the shoulder, making her smirk happily.
"Mapleburrow right?" Smiley asks looking up, pulling her mask down a bit as her ears wave around "Hows that little town doing anyways"
cont
>>46419411
"Great, thanks to them" Berry says happily, looking at Me, Sam, Lucy, Minor and little green "I mean it wouldn't be there if they didn't show up when they did"
What do I say?
[] Oh it's nothing, anyone could've done it really
[] Yeah, nearly died there, and another player did
[]It was just good timing is all
[] Well, Mostly me
[] Berry, you have to remember we couldn't really just run away could we
[] Hey Blue, Thunder, want to hear about it?
[] *pet Toora* so adorable
[] write in
Also, finished up all the character creation things for young demon familar quest. In total there are 21 basic demonic traits, and seven traits per chosen sin, making there be 70 possible traits at the start, which lowers to 4 out of 28 by base, and 5 out of 35 if you take the twin sin Boon
13 magical affinities, 2 body types, 3 choices of what was sacrificed to make the MC, and 7 boons and drawbacks to choose from.
I'm excited about it if you can't tell,
may try to write it in third or second person, what do you guys think?
>>46419415
>[] Yeah, nearly died there, and another player did
>>46419415
>may try to write it in third or second person, what do you guys think?
Didn't you already try that once in ASQ and hated it?
>>46419415
>[] Well, Mostly me
>[] Berry, you have to remember we couldn't really just run away could we
Infectious isn't it
Greatest scale mail evar.
She cute
>no black lotus dress
>>46418786
>no pattern, order, or meaning to the cards
This makes me mad
>But your character wouldn't do that!
>>46418199
I really like this spicy new stock photo knight meme.
>"If you kill me, you're as bad as me!"
Calling it now, this is going to become the new "Excuse me Commissar" meme that everyone will get sick of
