>make the perfect monster manual
>lock it in an expensive box
>print 4 of them in total
>wow look at that you can't find a six year old book for under 50 dollars huh wow interesting PDF time :^)
>>46473233
http://drivethrurpg.com/product/158946/Dungeons--Dragons-Essentials-Monster-Vault-4e
MM3 was the perfect monster manual for 4e.
>>46473365
Didn't Monster Vault rewrite a lot of pre-MM3 creatures with the new math?
You are a professor type who can enemy planets with nuclear missiles. There is one flaw in this plan: it is impossible to press a button if your hand is disabled. How do you solve it?
>>46472384
Professor type?
I Dr. Octagona/push/ it, then.
>>46472384
I feel like the obvious answer that you're looking for is that I push the button with my dick.
>>46472384
>who can enemy planets with nuclear missiles.
Why did I spot this, fuck, my sides hurt.
>An ancient evil awakens
>In fact THE ancient evil, the biggest bad of the oldest age
>Sealed away eons ago by the gods in a climactic battle
>Having been sealed away in the dark and silence for so many years, said ancient evil has decided to turn over a new leaf if he's free
>The mortal who uncovers and awakens said evil now partners up with ancient evil-turned good to fight other ancient evils.
>>46472082
Uh
Okay
So I basically unleashed a new god of justice?
It sounds like it would be lacking in tension, but it's not like everything needs that
>>46472147
>>46472101
When the ancient evil was sealed away eons ago the gods tore him to pieces and left him with a fraction of his true might, he can't even access his strength on his own, which is why he beseeches a mortal to partner up with him in his attempt to make up for the horrors he caused long ago
So anyone else looking forward to these?
>>46467066
link?
The second the old thread dies, you post a new one? Couldn't you have posted in the old one?
>>46467066
all google image search gets me is a cool ass looking metal band that's called Bolt Thrower and has Beakies on it's album cover
Stat him, /tg/.
Unneeded sequel of unneeded sequels/10.
>>46461531
Bitch/10
EmoDaddyIssues/10
Dear /co/,
this weekend I attended my first con in years and it was pretty gud. Got to play The Strange and Numenera and ran two games.
One thing I noticed is that a lot of the younger players where more "normal" looking guys (there where still some spergs), while the +30 crowd was really a bunch of gamer cliches (metal shirts, fat, long hair or thin with almost no hair). I met one cool dude that was working on his own system though
What was your last con like /tg/ ?
>>46452972
Good.
No culture shock, no generation gap, as always.
Went to the UK Student Nationals this weekend. It was fun. Played in the Action/Adventure category and got on really well with the group.
Anyone been to Concrete Cow?
https://www.mk-rpg.org.uk/Concrete_Cow_games
Do you think having fantasy races are a necessity to some extent?
They're necessary if you can't write well enough to make your different groups of humans varied and interesting
I personally enjoy them.
Plus at this point I'm sick of humans only, no fun allowed, Game of Throne rip-off worlds made by people who are trying way too hard.
>>46472069
I think they're fun m8 and you can't stop me from putting Sahaguin into my world fucker
>Hello my children after a lenght discussion with Malcador I've decide to make sisters for you in order to alliviate the tensions between yourselves, although they will not have the same advanced aging you have they will be inbued with the same knowledge of the universe I've given you.
>I've decided to call this project the "Imouto Initiative".
>That's all!
How the primarchs react?
You have my attention
>>46465333
>Big bro Curze why are you always talking to yourself?
>>46465390
>Which one of you said that?
Name a better alignment than Lawful Neutral.
Pro-tip: You can't.
>>46463219
>Lawful Ant
>>46463219
Dredd
>>46463242
kek
If I bring a 500-point list to the table featuring pic related, am I That Guy?
>(yes: I started that baronial court thread the other day)
Yes.
>>46460094
Only you and the other player can decide that.
If you know that you're that guy, you are. If the other player thinks you're that guy, you are. If you think you're not, but everyone tells you you are, you are.
Nothing that a bunch of fa/tg/uys can say will have any impact on you being that guy.
Evidence points in that direction though.
Did 40k get rid of any kind of army structure requirements (minimum number of troops choices etc) ?
Shit players say thread.
My PCs just hit level 4. I threw some ghouls at them, which they were able to dispatch without too much trouble. The gunslinger then goes:
>Wow guys. Have you all realized how badass we are now?
Reminder level 5 is liteeally the threshold for being superhuman in dnd
>>46459094
Which edition? Or are you--as is the case of many posts beginning with "reminder"--just repeating something you've heard or read before?
D&D should never get higher thab lvl 6.
Where do you fall on this chart?
Should anything about it be changed?
>>46449324
If our base point is Writers/Authors, then how the fugg do we go to 13 year old gamers? The line of connection seems fucking nonsensical.
>>46449324
Gonna admit I don't get the top of this. It seems like a bit of a odd point to start off at?
>>46449668
>>46449822
I suppose we could just start over from scratch and just rank /tg/ related interests and hobbies instead.
Then we get a something like
>people who play OD&D -> people who play 2e -> people who play 3.PF -> ...4e -> ...5e -> people who play FATAL
etc.
Game Masters should be at the top of on of the branches if we want to start over.
Capslock edition
(Don't have the general pasta; somebody pls post)
Where in the book can I find the rules for attacking while non-proficient with a weapon?
>>46428922
I believe it's either under standard attack, or where it describes proficiency.
>>46428922
UNTRAINED ATTACKS
When a character makes an attack without the appropriate proficiency, the attack is “untrained.” Any character may make an untrained attack, but he suffers a –4 attack check penalty and his error range increases by 2.
Fantasy Craft pg. 205
>>46428922
>>46431275
It's on page 205.
>UNTRAINED ATTACKS
>When a character makes an attack without the appropriate proficiency, the attack is “untrained.” Any character may make an untrained attack, but he suffers a –4 attack check penalty and his error range increases by 2
What is the best YouTube resource for each of the following:
1. Standard Constructed
2. Standard Limited
3. Modern
4. Elder Dragon Highlander
5. Other format that you care aboutAside from Tolarian Community College
hey answer me this--why do people get offend when I toss them my d20 and ask them if they want to roll for first?
guy at the prerelease flatout say "that's a spindown. we dont roll with spindowns" and then got out his chessix. others had similar relactions.
what gives?
>>46446594
She's fucking hot, wow.
>>46447597
People are retarded, it's that simple. For some reason they think spindown are not dice.
>>46447597
For some reason MTG players seem deathly attached to 2d6 as standard rolling. It's like people that always do the card-flicking thing in their hand even when opening boosters.
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It is the Year of our Lord, 1135
And Jerusalem marches to war.
On the road from Jaffa the army of Jerusalem has smashed aside a force of Bedouin raiders, leaving the road open to the gates of Ascalon. With outriders scouting for enemy positions, the host of Queen Melisende churns on, the trampling feet of men-at-arms marching beside the high spirited warhorses of the nobility. Levantine, Frank, German and Italian march together to the ancient fortress city that had belched out raiders onto the frontier of the Holy Land for a generation, ready to end this threat once and for all.
Thousands of soldiers with even more following in the baggage train, but at their head was a lone gold woman riding a tall white horse, flanked either side by the grand masters of the holy knights. The Queen, in maille threaded with gold, with high crested helm, armoured and riding as a warrior king, leading her vassals against the Saracen.
Behind her was carried a large crucifix said to contain a part of the true cross, and beside that the banner of her father, Baldwin. Drums beat and fifes piped that it almost had the feel of a carnival procession, so enthusiastic was their playing one might think dancers would leap forth from the ranks to garland Melisende's path. But this was an armed procession, honed for the kill.
The army came to a halt before the distant figure of Ascalon, its high walls and domed buildings a grey shadow upon the plain, the barest glimmer of the sea behind it.
A rider came up with message for the Queen. A young knight panting hard, grinning.
"Ships are spotted on the Palestine sea," he said, "Flying Sicilian and Genoan colours."
The Queen grinned. Her cousin Roger had arrived, with the Genoan contingent. The army would grow.
"What of the Saracen fleet?" Raymond du Poy asked, "Or the ships from Sidon?"
The young knight shrugged. Either they were not sighted or were not there. It caused du Poy to bark off a curse, that earned a shushing hand from the Queen.
"And Ascalon?" she asked.
"The gates are barred," the knight said, "A trench line dug around its walls. They won't ride out to meet us."
Du Poy swore again. This time the Queen did not shush him.
She took a breath. Gave the young knight a stroke of the shoulder. "Go, get something to drink, then ride out. I want an eye on those ships."
She turned back to her war host, eyes crinkling as thoughts churned through her head. The fate of her rule would be decided in the shadow of Ascalon's walls.
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> play as Wilhelm
> play as Hugo
> play as Mathilde
>>46465760
> play as Hugo
>>46465760
> play as Wilhelm
