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While out adventuring, your party sees this thing flying overhead while stating
"People of (Whatever your setting is), Do not interfere, our intentions are peaceful, we are the Brotherhood of Steel."
How does your party react?
Punch it.
>>46678499
Snatch a stolen uniform off of one of the corpses of one of their patrols, hijack a vertibird, make a few speech checks and then blow them all up. Whelp, that was easy. Supermutants shoot down Brotherhood Vertibirds like it's going out of style anyway so I'll let them clean up any stragglers.
I doubt anyone will object, fucking everyone hates them. The only companion Danse seems to get along with anyway is Dogmeat.
>>46678499
Wait for the thing to land, go see if they're hiring.
What hand is most likely to beat AA?
>>46684882
King and Queen, suited, I believe.
>>46684930
In a heads up situation shouldn't it be any suited connectors really
>>46684930
Wouldn't it be King and Ace suited? Since that reduces the chance of another Ace turning up.
I am a DND3.5 plater and now learning PF
I found that a cleric in PF, can use unlimited times of 0 level spell.And create water is a 0 level spell.
Assume a 1 level cleric work 8 hr a day and cast one create water per 6 seconds.
He can produce 2x10x60x8=9600gallon of water a day
And according to Starvation and Thirst rules, " a Medium characters need at least a gallon of fluids and about a pound of decent food per day to avoid starvation. (Small characters need half as much.) In very hot climates, characters need two or three times as much water...
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>>46682769
Yes, that is correct. In all likelihood, however, even desert settlements will be built around water sources. Otherwise when your cleric dies or leaves town to go adventure they'd all die of dehydration.
>>46682769
>is that a bit stupid
It's Pathfinder. If you break the game with a cantrip, the designers will just say it's magic so of course it's meant to be powerful.
>>46682769
It's a cleric. They aren't casting magic, their god is performing miracles through them.
And any self respecting god is far more likely to lead the settlement to a water source.
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I found the last thread really fun, so let's continue.
Propose a simple character concept, and the next poster has to add a twist to it and then propose their own concept, which the next poster will twist etc etc.
These threads may get chaotic sometime so twisting multiple concepts is acceptable.
I'll start:
>A hermit who lives in a vast forest...
>>46682302
...of piss trees!
>A tomboyish Drow who ran away from the Underdark...
And choked on a llama.
>a troll who decided he was actually
>>46682422
... the President of Asia
>GRIZZLED INNER CITY PALADIN TRYING TO BRING SOME LIGHT TO THIS DARK WORLD
![1420069368572[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Nzuy6EK.png "1420069368572[1].png")
Every intergalactic/multi-planetary setting has a warrior race that's from a planet with insane gravity where everything wants to fuck you, kill you or fuck you and then kill you (not neccessarily in that order) but somehow became the dominant species by simply being the biggest murderers on the planet, right?
What if that's us? Look at all the horrible things that live on Earth. Look at all the horrible things that we drove to extinction. If we manage to survive on a planet with fucking wasps and hornets, I'm pretty sure the rest of the universe is full...
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>>46680867
It's not us in particular, it's the Australians
>>46680949
Damn straight.
You ever seen a pissed off cassowary up close?
>>46681017
No, and since you're not posting from beyond the grave, neither have you.
One of the people you most admire, or one of the people you most hate, now is a D&D god. What is his/her alignment and portfolio? How powerful is he/she and who worships him/her? If you feel like it, how did he/she undergo apotheosis?
Bernie Sanders, god of thieves.
>>46678783
>>46678792
>Ted Cruz, god of rats and deciet
>Ben Carson, god of sleep, dreams, and medicine
>Jeb Bush, turtle-god of joy, happiness, and disappointment
>Hillary Clinton, god of the undead
>Donald Trump, god of architecture
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You open your eyes and sit up like a shot.
It's cold. You aren't, but it is... the room. The room is cold. But not you. You're pretty much fine.
...
Where are your blankets? You're sure you were wearing them when you went to sleep. Looking around, you see that Derrick and Ilica are both still asleep and in a similar, blanket-less state.
You scan the room until your eyes hit a large pile of blankets sitting in the middle of the room's Serpid-sized bed. The pile is big enough to fit 2 things: Emi, and all the blankets...
Should you wake her and take your blankets back?
Do you wake everyone?
You're not used to this. Normally it's you that's being woken, not the other way around. And it looks like it's still early, so you don't really want to wake anyone.
...
Where are your pants? You remember taking them off before going to bed, since they're uncomfortable to sleep in. But you thought you left them close by...
Ah, there they are. You'll just put these on first, and then-
>Take blankets back from Emi
>Wake everyone
>Go outside
>Practice mageblade
>Other
>>46677365
>Practice mageblade
Only answer really
>>46677365
>Go outside
>Practice mageblade
>>46677365
>>Practice mageblade
Welcome one, and I welcome you all to the tale of a world called Thespia.
Here is the odyssey of one that clings to this world with no face of their own! In a place where magic is fundamental to all of creation, all who live wear their lives upon their face, where a fire might wish to be the cooking fire of an inn!
The Faceless overcame the tyrant lord of Bikel, Stephan Grant, son of Mikael Grant. Thus, while wearing the face of the vengeful spirit "The Reaper of Aurel" otherwise known as Dramir, a story in the world of Thespia comes to an end as a hero...
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>>46677183
“You want to come with us?” You stood abruptly, your pulse skyrocketing as you felt both danger and alarm for what that sort of request may entail.
Odette sat firmly, drinking a sweet apple cider brought out by the chefs, likely stowed away from a recent harvest. Her eyes went to you as she maintained her demeanor expertly.
Victoria however, sweetly smiled with that unabashedly fake expression she wears, her eyes showing the truth. A wellspring of curiosity, a swallowing violet mire that...
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>>46677192
“I don't think you understand the position that this puts us in.” Odette's voice is firm and measured, the same motherly tone that she's been using on this girl. “If we are to be captured-”
“It is my reward for winning this game. Besides, as much as I love my collection, I'd really like to see all the places I've read about. The Namour of Celes Pranse and Twi'lace, the Drezar of Septic, Cesspoo,l, and their other undercities. The Behemoth's Teeth mountains......
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>>46677205
>[“Is there not danger for you if Count Vladmir thinks you're lying?”]
Fucking Hylons
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Mrjgthgn.
Yes, that's pretty close to the sound that just came from my mouth. "Mrjgthgn".
Slowly, my eyes open to reveal the morning sun. It shines through my window like an angry alarm clock.
The almost-painful rays of light against my eyes are shielded only by thin strands of blonde hair. My sister, Kaori, remains soundly asleep centimeters away from me. The sun reflects off her golden strands, and it...
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My school life has returned to mostly the same as it was. I was off from school for a short time, while the authorities investigated the town and ensured everyone that it was safe to return to their jobs.
It's really only my first week or so back, but it's like everyone can't stop talking about it. It's tiresome! I've been waiting so long to not have to talk about it, and suddenly everyone at school is busy making up new theories and stories as to what REALLY happened that day. Alien invasion is the most popular theory right now.
I'm...
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>>46677039
>Pretend to be asleep!
>Grab her and cuddle!
>>46677039
>N-No I'm not!
>Pretend to be asleep!
Ha-HAH!
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Previously you made your way to the Trader's Guild in Ao for some elbow-rubbing and information gathering. You helped the Johansson brothers decide whether to play it safe with a route to Vert or take a risk with Peck, a yet...
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The twins have the groaning politician wrapped in one of his elegant curtains and are dragging his obese form across the floor toward the secret bolt hole behind his throne. You have freed the slave girls in his "employ", but now you have a choice to make; you don't know where this tunnel leads at all. It could lead you out of the city or right into the waiting arms of the city guard.
Do you bring the slaves with you or leave them to fend for themselves?
>>46675924
Take them with us of course, slavery has no part in the Revolution.
And also hey there AM, how's it going?
>>46675960
Just dandy, thank you.
The last Malal thread that was started died before picking up. Let's try again. I'll start with the Warlord Traits:
>Master of the Warp Path: Even the most chaotic Warp Storms can be stilled by this Daemon, allowing itself or its forces to appear exactly where they wish. Before deployment, the Warlord may nominate up to three friendly units with the Daemon of Malal special rule. Those units Deep Strike on turn 1 without scattering.
>Destroyer: This Daemons mere presence threatens to unwind reality. The Warlord has the Smash special rule. If he already does have Smash, his Smash attacks are resolved at Strength D.
>Scourer: This Daemon is completely dedicated to ensuring that nothing but featureless wastelands are left in its wake. Any Blast weapon fired by the Warlord has its size increased by one step (Blasts become Large Blasts, Large Blasts becomes Massive Blasts, Massive Blasts become Apocalyptic Blasts) and Template weapons fired by the Warlord gain the Torrent special rule or use the Hellstorm template and lose Torrent if the weapon already has it.
>Devourer of Warp-Horrors: The Warp-spawned Horrors that attempt to take advantage of the lapses in concentration of this daemon or its followers will find themselves dragged into its gaping maw instead. As long as the Warlord remains alive, all friendly units with the Daemon of Malal special rule treat any roll on the Perils of the Warp table as a Warp Surge result and apply it to the Warlord instead of to themselves.
>The Warlord and friendly units within 12' can run and declare assault on the same turn.
>Unmaker of the Mind: The Daemon causes even the strongest of wills to become brittle. The Warlords Fear special rule cannot be ignored. If a unit that cannot ignore Fear tests is forced to take a Fear test by the Warlord then it suffers a -1 leadership penalty to that test.
The 5th warlord trait might need to be changed because it encroaches on one of Slaanesh's Warlord traits.
We also need to come up with a set of relics and two new psychic powers for the discipline of Anarchy.
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>>46675593
i think for relics we should have 2 purely offensive 2 purely defensive and 2 supporting this should give malal players a bit of veraity as to what they want there hq's to be doing
>>46675593
The classic Malal weapon is an axe that ignores invulnerable saves. I can't remember if it was also a power weapon.
Maybe it can be an axe with rending and which ignores invulnerable saves.
Bringing back the Kai gun would be fun too.
It would be interesting to have a relic that represents trophies taken from champions of other chaos gods. Not sure how best to work it, though. Maybe it randomly gives one of the other 4 mark benefits every turn?
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A cold wind whips through broken up and ragged cliffs, whistling sharply as it continues on into the gloomy clouds slowly drifting down the sky. And waiting on the edge of the stone faces, stand five knights cloaked in black, riding upon their long since dead steeds. Unmoving they watch, for any sign of life to make its way through the whistling canon.
There's a soft thud, most likely a rock finally...
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>>46674791
"Why?" Thunder asks, looking up from the small hole in the corner he carved out for himself, rising out of it like a vampire from a coffin "This is a perfectly good hive, a little too roomy, but good for a first try"
"...Well I mean, it would be nice to have some lights down here" Blue sighs, her eyes glowing on the ceiling as she yawns and looks down at me, blinking once or twice "Maybe even a pile of pillows and blankets to sleep on...and that tv thing we used to have"
Thunder...
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>>46674800
>[] find minor and enlist her help in beautifying this place
>>46674800
>[] find minor and enlist her help in beautifying this place
Grab minor, hug while walking the minor
What decks are you running right now, or what are you trying to build at the moment?
I want to fuck Piruruk.
>>46659706
We all do, and Wixoss is a better game mechanically, but this isn't a Wixoss thread.
Just go make one if you want.
Not making anything for tourneys. I play with my students from time to time and we just have fun. I really like playing with Vlad though
What went wrong?
>>46679255
The premise.
Writefags getting chased out.
Losers who wanted vapid high school hijinks against losers who wanted teenage angst.
>>46679255
JUST FUCKING LOOK AT IT.
What, /5th/, what on Earth possessed your forefathers to create such an incredibly ridiculous thing?
>>46679384
>/tg/
Fucken autocorrect.
How do I make Satan my setting's hidden BBEG?
I feel like the ol' mischevious singing devil with a top hat troope to be way too obvious.
>>46679152
Satan is a trickster,Anon. Make him work in the shadows, deceive people into thinking they're doing the right thing, tempt them with riches, power, and/or love.
Make Satan a powerful yet invisible force that causes good people to do evil. Make most of the minor antagonists either good or neutral, but all of them have Satan whispering corruption into their ears.
Most of them believe another god, spirit or muse is inspiring them to do good work, but if fact their strings are being pulled by Satan.
For a specific example, have one of the antagonists succeed in their plans, but have the PCs show them the true evil of their machinations.
>>46679152
Make an obviously typical NPC to take the BBEG role and divert attention from Satan.
Then make Satan a totally inconspicuous character, someone the party interacts with daily and never pays much attention. The kindly potion's seller, the wholesale merchant, the village's goat, the whorehouse's mistress, etc.
Make sure the party MUST visit this character frequently. Optionally, make him the main quest giver/trigger. Behind the scenes, set him up as the one manipulating the events...
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