Ideally extinction.

Gadgets come to mind. If no that sometimes they're more overtly magical and nature-y than other races as well

>>46678066
I generally say cleverness, smart use of their capabilities and the likes.

Gnome armies are more inclined towards skirmishing and such, traps, use of tunnels in fortifications and, of course, gadgetry. Whether its repeating crossbows or magic powered tanks, they always seem to have cool military gadgets

>>46676928
Well, it doesn't seem like there's any point in being bored for this. Looking around your cramped space, you choose to hand your attention to...

>Your trusty companion; a tiny little robot companion that's been with you since the beginning. (You choose to be a drifter.)

>Your handcuffs; you're sure that you can get 'em off, this time. Just a few more tries at the locking system... (You're an outlaw, now.)

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>>46677118
>Your family seal; ever since you got on the Varopu, you've been holding onto it for good luck. (You're a noble of high birth.)
Looks like our House has fallen on hard times, if our accommodations are any indication.

>>46677201
Per'aps. Per'aps not.

I'll do the first three votes, for now. Or five. Depending on how things go.

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>>46675904
*Beep beep boop*

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>>46675933
>*Beep beep boop*
>*beep boop*
>*beep*
>*boop*

Clankers like you make me hate my programming.

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>>46675231
some thing crawled up his ass and disemboweled him from the inside.

>>46675231
Define "worst". The most boring, the most painful, the most unusual, what?

I mean, one of my characters was stepped on by a golem, another was torn apart Hellraiser style by an inevitable's meat hooks. Another died quietly of old age in his sleep leaving the crown of an empire to his son and a grieving party since he was the only human and died long before any of the others were even balding.

>>46675231
Sifted by mooks after being paralyzed by a spell that, by every rule, should not have worked on me, especially by the one exempting my character literally in the same paragraph of the description, yet on the backside of the page.
Of course there was no takeback even though pretty much everyone died from this nonchalant fuck-up and there was more than a few miens showing a considerable chance of the GMs facial bones undergoing some restructuring in the near future.

It was established as a haven for travelers by the church of the God of Commerce, and any who spend the night wake up feeling healthy and well-rested with a full stomach.

>>46674151
Its ah..uh..give me a sec here..hmmmm..I got it on the tip of my tongue! Damn it!.

>>46674151
The power to be easily forgotten about.
No one remembers they visited it

>>46673135
Retrofuturism.
Vaporwave.
Retrocyberpunk.

There is a lot to choose from.

>>46673135
>What would a historically inaccurate modern setting look like?
An alternate history setting, then?

>>46673186
Those are all aesthetics.

But I totally see street samurai working for Enron being a thing.

Goblins is shiit! Shiiiit! SHIIIIIIIT!

>>46673015
hypocrite.

>>46673015
>report
On what grounds?

Dear christ the dice rolling can be pure bullshit sometimes. Also Germany will get truckfucked if you're playing against two competent players.

>>46673193
Just like in real life then

>>46672752

Axis and Allies is one of the worst wargames ever conceived.

Go pick up something by GMT games or DvG games. Anything. It doesn't matter. It will be waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay the hell better than axis & failies.

If you want help narrowing it down, try dropping by the historical wargame general thread or the board game general thread.

1:1 mechanical balance between character options is not one of monte's strong points. this is known

>>46672143
Yeah, Cypher is shit.

Are ranged weapons still objectively better than melee weapons?

“Do you eagerly go to war my Lord Silvershft? To leave me behind, worried and helpless, heavy with child?”

You cast an eye back towards your bed, your wife, Obella Qorgyle looks to you, pools of blue drinking in your wildfire of early morning. She had propped herself up on her elbow, the slip of the sheet sheer against her nude form, her other hand caressing the bump upon her stomach, a much more pronounced thing in the eighth month of her pregnancy. A smile creeps upon her lips as your eyes travel the length of her body and lay to rest upon her face an eyebrow quirking...
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“But you know I must worry. It is my place as your Lady. When word reached my ear that you had been attacked in Sunspear after our meeting, the feeling in the pit of my stomach churned like the sea until I saw you again and my heart did break as I watched you limp.”

“They are no worse than the sellswords in Essos, poorly outfitted bandits, a far cry from the Kingswood Brotherhood that once stalked these lands. I ride alongside my brothers-in-arms, those that followed me to Westeros who have seen the worst that the Free Cities have to offer. I am safe my Lady, I...
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You could still taste her upon your lips, the sweet honey of the tea she drank before bed, the hint of spice she loved. And though your body was here, your heart rested elsewhere, closer to you than it had in years. Your mind remains focused, eyes alert upon the battlefield. The fire in your chest had expanded to the ever length of your body, your fingers felt the thrum of your bow as it loosed another air, your legs clutched tightly to Goldsong, the old boy having hardly lost a step in his year vacation from war. Your right foot digs into his side and he veers to the left,...
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You can't. It's [CURRENT YEAR+X], everyone who's not a bigoted Luddite Xian oppressor is a hermaphroditic transqueer neotenic.

>>46671190
>everyone who's not a bigoted Luddite Xian oppressor is a hermaphroditic transqueer neotenic.

Given those options, why would anyone choose anything in between?

>>46671139
Possibly bonuses to willpower or whatever the equivalent of wisdom is. If transhumanism is still new then I'd expect the people who change are less comfortable and familiar with their psychology and physiology than stock humans.

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The two men, one of them being bald and having a softer, younger set of facial features, while the other seemed to be a little older, his hair slightly long and slicked backwards, sporting a small scruff of beard, all darkly coloured. The latter one seemed to turn away to look to his left and cock his head in your direction.

"They're awake." He says slowly, the gravel tone in your voice put to absolute shame in comparison to this man's. "What would ye have us do, lass?"

Only...
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>>46671064
Take it. Pride is overrated.

>>46671064
>>[ ] Take it. You don't think you can really walk by yourself, and you appreciate the help.

Looks like Bretonnia is going to be the first free faction.

I wish it was Kislev instead, but I have a feeling I'll be waiting for it for a while.

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Also dumping the details on their DLCs

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>>46665924
>How cool would an Oz tabletop game be?
Pretty cool.

http://www.mediafire.com/download/4s9edn97ycpac9n/Adventures+In+Oz+-+Fantasy+Roleplaying+Beyond+the+Yellow+Brick+Road+%282010%29.pdf

>>46665924
Also check out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zorcerer_of_Zo.

>>46667830
>uses PDQ

Nice.

Yes, because when you get paid to GM, you lose alot of creative freedom. You have to pander to the whims of your customers, otherwise they'll feel like you cheated them out of their money and just pay someone who dumps loot and experience on them like candy.

wait there are dms who charge?

>>46663370
You seriously do shit for free?