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So, yesterday night we had our weekly game. The GM is taking a bit from a Berserk arc, and we have to save a secluded mountain village from a horde of ghouls, however said ghouls were created by a special ritual and cannot be harmed by normal weapons. So, the GM has us explore the forest and find a witch, and she gift each one of us a special magic weapon. Like I said, it was heavily based off Berserk.
And everyone is having fun, until the witch gives our pally her weapon, which is described as a "foreign blade", with a blade "tinted red,slender and curved,...
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>muh western knight can't be taited by inferior katana
Typical westaboo shit
>>47495427
>the proper penalties
What penalties? Kick that rogue faggot for thinking one sharpened piece of steel is somehow worse than another
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You are Second Lieutenant Samuel Fischer of the USMC, and you are following one of the basic precepts of modern combat: hunger waits for nobody. The walk to the mess is relatively uneventful, aside from having to toss salutes in the direction of a couple of RAF pilots, and surprisingly enough that Danish pilot you saw running from Helga’s room. Both of you quickly break eye-contact and pointedly ignore each other as soon as possible. No need to dredge up anything about the utter clusterfuck that was this morning. The smell of eggs and steak greets your nostrils; a sign of just how busy Tea Drinking Station was going to be in the coming months.
Grabbing a tray and getting a healthy serving of breakfast, you maneuver through the packed mess hall towards the table you usually occupy with your fellow squadron pilots. Malinowski and Foss are already there, with your RIO chattering a mile a minute and making odd hand gestures that you assumed had something to do with the hot and blue falcon worthy sex he’d had last night. Some people had all the fucking luck. Barging into the seat next to Malinowski, you listen in as you grab the pepper to liberally smother your otherwise tasteless eggs in.
“Then she grabbed the bed post and -” Foss makes a motion with his hands that seems to indicate something that’s pretty much physically impossible if you have a spine. “Seriously, I thought I’d die and then she uh”
You kick his shins under the table to get him to shut the fuck up instead of prattling on about his sex life. As he winced, you turned over to Malinowski. “So, how was your morning?”
>>47492627
The middle aged Pole shrugged. “Normal, aside from the scuffle with the captain.”
You nodded, sipping your piping hot coffee. “I guess that was my fault. I didn’t really think she’d snap like that.”
“When she-hulk groping you, no time for calm.” Malinowski raised his eyebrow in your direction. “Why her?”
You shrug. “Anje thought that she was the best choice. Helga and Foss might just find common ground though, should introduce them.”
“Introduce me to who?”...
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>>47492659
>[ ] Time for him to meet the Lady Foss
>>47492659
[ ] Time for him to meet the Lady Foss
>give a villager a gold coin
>"BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH GOLD COINS ARE WORTH TO THEM, HE AND HIS WHOLE FAMILY ARE SET FOR LIFE!"
Has this ever happened to you?
>>47491594
Not set for life, but I tossed my coin around in the name of altruism. I would even cast spells for free to save sick kids too.
>a peasant typically lives off of 1 or 2 copper coins a day
>here's a few hundred gold for clearing that cave
>this potion costs 50 gold
>this sword costs 4000 gold
Wew.
>>47491837
>level 1
>characters can barely scrounge enough money for necessities after buying their basic equipment, might have to resort to using Survival for food or Perform to earn coin and get creative with that oil and 10 ft poles
>level 2 onwards
>characters possess more wealth than what the entire village makes in an year and everything other than magical items becomes a footnote
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Roll20...
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What should be done about the Lunar exalted.
>>47489042
About the same as any other crunchy system Id think. Make a little cheat sheet of important stuff (attack dice pools, DV's, so on) and then just run and reference the book until you know stuff of the top of your head
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Previous thread >>47467121
Throwing weapons are ranged weapons.
>>47483482
>being so buttblasted you drag your wrongness into the OP of the next thread
Mike Mearls' rulings don't mean shit and are usually explicitly wrong.
>>47483510
>>47483482
On top of that, this was also covered in the Sage Advice Compendium.
>>47483510
He does have a point though. It doesn't really break anything to let people use all this ranged support for thrown weapons when they could just as easily get a bow.
At best there might be some odd loophole or bonus with it counting as both a melee and ranged weapons, but that seems doubtful.
What would you say if GW separated oldcrons and newcrons into two armies with their own codices?
>>47483459
I'd say that's retarded. They could just fluff it out a bit and say both type still exist in their own capacity.
Though, I could see GW doing that because they sell so well. Try to milk more money out of people. Dark Necrons and Regular Necrons.
You can still have the oldcrons with new codex. Maynarkh Dynasty from forge world, for example. NEWCRONS ARE YOUR DUDES, FLUFF THEM HOWEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
>>47483524
You can't though. Even if you make your Necrons oldcrons, and there is not a single example of them as such in 40k anymore mind you, the C'tan are still sharded.
And the atmosphere of unstoppable killing machines is lost when 90% of people think of Trazyn and his wacky antics due to stupid /tg/ maymays anyway.
How has fantasy changed in your opinion over the years? Do you like the direction it's gone?
It's diverged into so many different paths that you can easily find something that appeals to you, no matter how insanely specific it is.
Fantasy hasn't changed enough. It's stagnated.
Some elves, some dwarves, some orcs.
And all bland Western fantasy too. How about going even just a TINY bit further east? Historical Constantinope/Byzantium was radical. And that's before even touching cool shit like the golden age of Islam.
I hate that in the recently released 'Dark Eras' for Chronicles of Darkness, we could have gotten 'Book of Judges' Hunter. Monster slaying in the ancient Middle-East?
but lolnope people voted for Japan instead.
>>47483314
The "golden age" of islam is incredibly overblown. Do you even know what elements of these cultures you would want to adopt into fantasy?
>we'll never get a cycle of these
>>47482037
way too fucking broken
wizards never knows what the fuck they're doing
>>47482380
It's not that broken. It requires getting it into your graveyard for any sort of benefit.
>>47482474
But in standard, this card would destroy the meta.
