>>47486755
Your mom.

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>>47486755
A troglodyte.

>>47486773
I often wonder how Troglodytes became stinky lizard people.

When I think "Troglodyte" I imagine a cave-dwelling relict humanoid like a Morlock.

>>47485861
Why would CN care more about money than people?

Leaving people to die because you won't get paid is an evil act, anon

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>no money in it or anythin

Why do I doubt this story?

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>47485832
This sounds like fun. You better not disappoint us OP

>>47485902
I will do my best to make you happy Anon

Half-Lives. Doomed to short lives, Half-Lives are always in need of breeding stock. Almost half don’t make it past youth, and any that do live absolutely no longer than 40. Riddled with obvious tumours and other disfigurements, they could pass for healthy if they covered up but the coughing is always going to give them away.

Ok, so we are half-lifes. Next roll!
Cultural Meta-Group (1d100)

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>47485919

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>47485597
Eh, I'll give it a shot

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>>47485630
Freebootas

We space pirates now

>Pick a color ya git! (d100)

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>47485641
Green pls

In settings that include adventurers as a mainstay, there's no central body to enforce such conduct.

And by their nature, adventurers operate outside the law.

>>47484954
Sure, that armor will make people trust and love you. You may as wear well impaled babies on your pauldrons.

>>47484954
Wait a fucking minute, is this SWTOR?

Just run a game what is there to talk about here?

>>47485065
Because the guy has no sweet clue what the heck it is, and it's hard to run a game for someone who doesn't know a thing about roleplaying?

Like, he literally thinks the core rulebook is a story, and once you get through that story, no more game.

>>47485097
>it's hard to run a game for someone who doesn't know a thing about roleplaying?
sounds like you should run Pathfinder

>>47484777
It is. Not the minor chapter I myself want, and the fact that they're an Ultramarines successor, but still, I must say they have a lovely color scheme.

>>47484790
Aurora Chapter are pretty cool for an Ultramarines successor, though. Space Marines using armoured warfare is awesome

Aurora Chapter does have a pretty decent color scheme

I'm really like the gold accents as part of that Slaanesh color scheme too.

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>>47484776
>>Potion bottles with built-in straws grow in popularity

Makes sense.

>>47484776
>Potion bottles with built-in straws

Is this the vaping of the middle ages?

>>47484776
I love this. Thanks, OP.

>>47484755
3-4 weeks, it's really hard to get people to commit to sessions

Going over a year of nearly daily sessions.

Kinda sad it's wrapping up.

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>>47484755
Recent lengths: 1 month, 10 months, 3 months.
Average: Probably 6 months over my whole life.
Longest: 3 years.

>>47484147
>casuals in charge of goddamn anything

>>finally piece together a deck full of very fast critters
Not fast enough if you got outpaced by white weenie. Christ, run mana dorks.
>decide to make a legacy mono-green aggro deck
>loads of card draw
I give up

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>>47484482
You don't play casual magic? I mean I can look up whatever the in decks are and put them together as well as anyone else. I just prefer to actually do something fun.

Your own fault if you can't understand why weenies would need card draw.

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>>47483741
>Best God
>Nurgle
Not even close

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>>47483741
>Nurgle

The nergal concept had a lot of potential, but Citadel made the original MoN demons resemble one-eyed, one-horned imp children with distended Biafran bellies and cloven hooves, and everything marked "Nurgle" literally went to shit from there. Those models are the reason Plague Marines got pickelhaube with cylon visors and lolswollen feet splitting the toes of their boots open. Then the bellies just kept getting bigger until they split too, and ...

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>>47485557
>Imagine if those first plague-bearers had been patterned after skeletal victims of WASTING disease instead.
This would a have been really interesting, having marines that were afflicted with other forms of disease. Hell you could even apply this idea to warbands from other chapters (Nurglite Iron Hands Sucessors infected with chaos Necrotising Fascitis, for example), along with the themes of vibrant rebirth that Nurgle has.

>>47482956
This is 40k, nothing is ever a good idea.

>>47482956
So, make them Dreadnoughts? It's a terrible idea, no one would ever do such a thing.

>>47482956
Biotransference like the necrons except with souls?

Relax, it's just an animal.

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>>47482798
You're right.

It's an animal of RAGE, and tasty beef.

Imagine pic related if it was an Orc?

Terrifying.

>>47482776
i would use minotaurs, can be bro'ed with if the Dm isnt an ass, i supose

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>>47482546
First for Eldar nerf never.

>>47483216
but its literally coming next week

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>>47483254
You shut your mouth, filthy mon-keigh.

>>47481958
So assuming the book was real, was their really 11520 types of spooky critters?

Or did he just pull that number out of his ass?

I can seriously imagine some fugly old Chinaman telling his scribes to write some funky ass names down like "He-Who-Eats-Toes". Imagine the bullshit amount of time taken to write those fucking names down, let alone categorize it, describe it, and draw a pic.

Fuck Bai Ze probably was the first troll for the chinese, giving fake ass monster names.

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Alright your highness, this is an "Imperial Parasite" and two "Manworm" attendants. The latter grow inside the stomachs of men who have gotten away blameless for grievous crimes. I guess your sins really do eat at you from the inside. When Manworms infest a given area, they're usually disguised as humans, and only operate at night so as to make the disguise stronger. In any case, when enough of them build up in a certain area, they will drop a cluster of bulbs from the tree onion into the bottom of a great pit, and then begin to fill that hole up with...
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>>47483232

Or the book was actually stolen by a supernatural creature to keep all that knowledge away from mankind.