GUYS
GUYS I JUST FIGURED OUT HOW TO STOP EMRAKUL
GUYS
LET'S TAKE INNISTRAD...
...AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE
>>44673371
Or just set him on fire.
Worked pretty fine the first time.
>>44673465
>what is protection from colored spells
>>44673371
Guys, what if we eat the Eldrazi titan first before she can eat us?
>Core rulebooks, adventure modules, Unearthed Arcana
https://mega.nz#F!UVkTnT5b!FJ34UZ98BMY2mEtexenS7g
>Pastebin with homebrew list, resources and so on:
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What sort of sidequests or diversions would interest your character or party, /5eg/?
>>44672314
Any links for classic adventures that are easy to adapt to 5e?
I mean the good ones.
I have a rules question, does great weapon fighting style work on the green flame cantrip?
Interest my party? Anything that has to do with magic or money, the greedy bastards.
Anyone here have a guide to stat monsters? Should I use the directions in the DMG/MM for them or should I find something else?
TRON IS KING Edition
SCG Charlotte Open happening right now on Twitch (SCGLive)
>>44672238
Tron has been getting blown out though.
>>44672238
if sword of the meek gets unbanned how viable would tezzerater be?
So, continuing a topic from last thread. Is there anywhere the modern community can go now to view matchup win percentage of archetypes now that such data is gone from MTGgoldfish?
How good are you guys with spears?
If you prefer non spear weapons, alright. That's your call.
>>44672131
I'd say moderately decent.
Halberds are the superior Polearm though.
Spears are good for formation fighting i guess. Good reach and a simple learning curve for your basic infantry is gold, and paired with a shield you've got a line of guys ready to repel most anything.
Now in a one on one fight, or in a fight where you're outnumbered, thrusting attacks suddenly become a liability. You expose your flank and get overwhelmed, it isn't a fun time. If you're not fighting in a line with other guys at your side I'd recommend a short sword. Slashy, choppy, stabby, lightweight, and effective with just as small of an initial...
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You guys are acting like we're all skilled with weaponry here. You should start with a weapon that's simple to use but packs a hefty punch - the mace. All you have to do is swing it - you don't have to worry where a point is going or if a backhand is using the false edge.
Pathfinder General /pfg/
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Old thread >>44658366
>>44671785
Is it bad I want to play a goatperson wizard?
too much dresden files
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If anyone is interested, pls no bully
>>44671820
Something like this?
Dilated eyes, ruddy countenance, the burnt sugar smell of an unstable magical aura. Typical.
“I can’t let you inside, sir.”
“Why not? You got a problem with my ‘kind’, Greenskin?”
You flare your nostrils, give a little huff to show that you’re being patient. The queue is getting anxious and this belligerent little guy has already wasted too much of your time.
“In case you didn’t know, ingestion of pixie dust is illegal buddy. I can’t let you inside like this, so buzz off and you can come back tomorrow night when you’re all cleaned up.”
“Or else what?”
“Or else Jimmy on the roof lights the signal torch for the City Guard. And I think you’d rather deal with me than them, know what I’m saying?”
“Yeah, of course. I’ll just be- Hey! What are they doing over there!”
You perform a one-handed scoop of the gnome as he attempts to run between your legs. He wriggles in your grasp, arms pinned by your massive digits. He’s lucky you decided to file your claws today…
>give him a scolding and tell him to beat it one last time
>tell him he’s done it now; he’s banned for life from the Cavern
>while you’ve got him in your grasp, may as well search him. Something feels odd under that cheap waistcoat anyway..
>demonstrate your skill at the ancient Orkish sport of Ga’Maglah, which translates roughly as “toss-the-bum”
>write-in
>>44671546
>>while you’ve got him in your grasp, may as well search him. Something feels odd under that cheap waistcoat anyway..
>>44671546
Shake him upside down, see what falls out, while demanding where he hid his pot of gold
>>44671546
>give him a scolding and tell him to beat it one last time
ITT: Villain tropes you adore.
Pic related; slowly singing otherwise happy tunes in such a way it's creepy. Also murdering to happy tunes
>fucking murdering and eating two radio hosts to Video Killed The Radio Star, brilliant
>>44670981
>If we make it out of here alive, I'm going to rock his four foot world.
Why does this turn me on?
>>44671158
Are you a small, buff, bald man?
>>44671158
Because earnest love expressed in a casual fashion is perfect.
Welcome rudebois and rudegyals to the latest edition of Star Wars A New Quest,
Last time on STANQ; after a body breaking fuck, you heart to heart with your others yous, pay for dildo casts of the exogorth, get a prison tat, sneak back to ship and shower, text al about the gay, go laser tag with three kids, accidentally burn down chuck e cheese gyros joint, snap at athena and ranlis for calling your half blood kid a demon, you force apologies out of the moms, fuck athena for the first time in leading up to 4 years, badger al to come gambling, badger everyone else, no one...
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You rub your eyes sitting up on your bed, no female by your side.
It's your 20th birthday apparently.
Yawn
There's gladiator fighting and booze fountains at the venue, and sheulk handled the majority of the planning as a favour.
You sigh.
The day starts with a below average sunrise and you sense gazza for a moment and then he's gone again.
>what do?
>>44670702
Look around and see if anyone else is in the same bed.
You look around, swiveling like a space owl on adrenaline, but see no one
You check under your bed to be safe.
there's a pair of underwear there, but it's hanging out your underwear box.
Looks fresh, you've been drinking a lot recently, last night being no exception.
You stop and feel.
Someone's brushing their teeth in your bathroom, using their own toothbrush,
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"I can't believe him."
Mom has a sour look on her face. She walks from the ruined park with her arms held over her head.
"He lost control of that thing a week ago and didn't tell me.."
'That thing' being the titan in the distance, slowly forming itself from concrete and rubble from the city. Even now, I can hear the sound of scraping and screeching as Iron is bent and torn along its exterior.
Slowly, the behemoth takes another massive step. The only saving grace being it's movement. It lumbers along at speeds...
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>>44670317
>Maybe I can trap it in a card?
>Stay away, see where it's going first
>Tell me about Ultraman.
>>44670317
>Maybe I can trap it in a card?
Once the world was nothingness, and then with Domina the Star Mother, She Who Remembers, the first WORD was brought and it was light.
Then came the world with Lorshian, the first moon with Udros the Steadfast. From the rays of Domina’s firstborn, the sun, and Udos’s moon, Molinoth the Remaker, the World Serpent, was born.
The gods of shadow, darkness, death and decay; The Lurker, Nihil None, Ralet and DARK awoke. Ralet was locked in conflict with Nihil None, and The Lurker cast DARK out of the world.
Sleazus appeared and made wine, long before life itself, and began...
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>>44670048
Select a tripcode to become a God, and roll 1d100 to speak the WORD and make things happen. Anonymous players form a Choir to praise or scorn the works of these Gods as they see fit.
Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>44670048
>>44670067
I Luinat, Lord of knowledge and revelation sow the secrets of the universe into the stars, to be read by the mortals once they are prepared.
>>44670048this looks interesting
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Late time on Military Magical Girl: You, Matsushita Miyako, student-soldier and mage, went to class with your squad mates. You had a quiz on tactics and strategy, answered questions in Practical Magic and Device Application, and had lunch with your squad leader, Fujimura Maiya. When you returned back to your squad's room, you found out that the next prelim match will be taking place in three days.
You woke up to the sound of keyboard keys clacking...
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>>44670039
>[]We're completely outmatched then huh?
>[]Guess we'll just have to try our hardest...
>>44670039
>[]We're completely outmatched then huh?
>>44670140
Trying too hard could mean that the opponent simply kills us. Remember what happened back in the second thread?
>>44670039
>Military Magical Girl Quest #4
ITS HERE! 'Again'
>>44670039
>[]We're completely outmatched then huh?
>that guy that shows up to play stoned
>>44669763
>that guy who's not getting invited back
>>44669763
>he didn't share
Motherfucker.
What is you intention for this thread? You are not being clear. Do you want us to discuss game etiquette? Maybe deb8 /tg/'s resident stoners? Come on, give us a little bit more to work with than one line of greentext.
Man, these are getting so long we might think about making a Pastebin...
Pandora uploaded all her character art to Imgur, and provided a zip.
http://thenewminus.imgur.com/
http://www.mediafire.com/download/bsfqtd45b9fwbvp/pc.zip
(If you could start uploading them to urbfan.booru.com that'd be swell)
Someone linked Dreams of Avarice
https://www.sendspace.com/file/ctjmhm
And someone else linked the Demon Storyteller's Guide
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B8lHuEeaOkFRM3BfNE80Y0dpSTQ/view?usp=docslist_api
And another Hurt Locker...
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Fucking Claimed
>>44668458
I mean, when you think about it, that's a noble goal of its own.
I'm writing up a VtR2e version of the Tzimisce (based on the V20 and DA20 write ups) for a fellow player in a game I might be joining. It was originally going to just be a quick write up, but I got carried away.
I'm focusing on the aspects of nobility and appreciation for beauty primarily, and admittedly less on the ties to the land. Their fleshcrafting is a reflection of their alien sensibilities, and not necessarily horrifying. "Universal Pictures Dracula as a Toreador that likes David Cronenberg." I'm trying to think of a good Bane replacement,...
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You are Brianna la Croix, journeyman necromancer, and you are very tired.
There's still a battle going on outside, but from the sounds of things most of the slaves have turned on the Overseers. Your work here is done.
You can take some time to cry, and be held.
>>44667839
Amy sings quietly while she rubs your back, and you squeeze Nathan's hand, needing the contact more than anything else. And for right now, for this moment, the problems that came up yesterday? They don't exist.
When Diving Shadow enters the barn, you're leaning on Amy's shoulder, and the half-harpy is combing your hair with her fingers, with your hat on your knees.
"The battle is done," the harpy woman says.
"I know," you murmur. "Prisoners?"
"Plenty....
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>>44667966
>> Sure. You probably need to talk to her in private-ish anyway
>>44667966
> Sure. You probably need to talk to her in private-ish anyway
>Character caught breaking the law
>"I roll to seduce the town guard"
How can we fix this?
>>44667621
Fix it by not sucking as a GM.
>>44667621
-40 situational modifier due to him being on duty and the character being a criminal.
Another question, while we're at it?
>>44667621
>How can we fix this?
By making most town guards place law over pussy.