Can someone help me make the faggiest, unlikable, cringe-inducing character ever?
Mary-sue race/class (pathfinder 3rd party encouranged) Edgelord persona, everything a 12yo with a deviant art could do in mspaint etc.
Thanks /tg/
>Can someone help me make the faggiest, unlikable, cringe-inducing character ever?
Whats the name of that blue jay from Regular Show?
>>44667181
Is that the comic where robin checkes if she is pregnet?
>the DM makes a MLP reference
I regret my hatred of MLP. Be being so against it in the beginning, "It was a show for little girls! Grown men should be ashamed of like it!" made several of my friends watch it just to spite me. They became bronies.
Friends I knew for over a decade, since we were all 10 or 12, became bronies because I was an ass, and too vocal instead of just ignoring something I didn't like.
>>44663515
i'm sorry now you can only purge them
>>44663519
This was years ago, and I've since moved away. Still miss those guys though, otherwise they were cool people.
Resources
https://sites.google.com/site/mistralceleste/TRPG/l5r/resources
Books
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/vx477quhxz4vt/Regend5Ling#btf4cvsidtj6f
Ninjas; we know they're out there in Rokugan even if you can't see them (ESPECIALLY if you can't see them), but do you ever use them in-game?
If so, how?
As random out-of-nowhere assassins that have totally unexplained magic like in the 1e book's fiction fluff?
Kolat assassin guys like later all ninjas were retconned to be after they stopped smugly hinting at the existence of the Kolat in the metaplot bits of the GM's section?
Or as Scorpion dressing up funny costumes like they were FURTHER retconned to be?
Or maybe none of the above because the story team is just schizophrenic about the subject?
>>44661324
All of the above, as circumstance dictates.
>>44661324
The fuck was WITH all that bullshit anyway?
I still have my ancient 1e book that goes all;
>"Do ninjas exists? No, but also yes! And it's super secret and you only get to know about the super secrets if you keep buying our books, kekekeke!"
And then unaligned ninjas show up everywhere in the CCG just to confuse shit even more then it's already confused, and then there's that ENTIRE BOOK who's premise is theoretically about the economy of Rokugan but it's actually the Kolat book if you read the Super Secret GM Section.....
>>44661900
Ninjas were originally the literal embodiment of metaplot in L5R; they "didn't exist" and we're "totally optional" except they were referenced all the time in the books, PC's couldn't be one no matter what, their origins were full of retcons, their powers and abilities were "secret", their backstory literally driven by the needs of the current plot (Emperor need overthrowing? Scorpion Ninjas. Empeorer gets kidnapped? Darkness ninjas. Unicorn secretly heavily infiltrated? Kolat ninjas.), they had special rules that applies only to them, and you could only find out about them in secret GM sections that you had to buy more metaplot books to find out about.
Kinda glad that in later editions they did away with that shit and just made them more like the real thing; basically they were just samurai trained in sketchy guerilla warfare and commando tactics.
Resources
FAQ thread where you can ask to Joseph A. McCullough, Frostgrave designer (forum handle joe5mc)
http://www.lead-adventure.de/index.php?topic=80477.0
Online warband creator
http://www.battletortoise.com/frostgrave/roster.html
Rulebook:
https://mega.co.nz/#!CVF3GTIS!i0V9IaACpjj1s1Bq2wqvZII5T5ad8UULZYWW3mpefc0
Warhammer Townscapes: old school Warhammer Fantasy print buildings
https://mega.co.nz/#F!OgpwzAKS!a5eVE6pOagTTOWEr5tEaEQ
Official Miniatures
20x Soldiers and a lot of bits
http://www.northstarfigures.com/prod.php?prod=7467
Wizard sheet
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bwx8Os21jzeXdkRYZlM5TjhRSDA/view?usp=sharing
spell cards
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bwx8Os21jzeXV3psZ0hOT1AwMEE/view?usp=sharing
Don't forget - you can use any miniatures from any manufacturer, regardless of their race - just make them obvious what they are.
"Required" scenery
>6x6 mausoleum
>6 special treasure token - 3 per player
>Various spooky skeletons
>A Genie
>10 inch+ high tower and enough broken wall sections to make a 12x12 ruined building
>Zone mortalis kind of board + 4 doorways
>6x statues
>1x giant worm
>6 small buildings without roof
>6 wraiths
>a well
>4x 2" diameter discs
>6 columns or ruined columns (or re-use the statues)
Topic of the thread:
En. Fucking. Joy.https://www.mediafire.com/folder/1e68645496dga//Frostgrave
Also, what cheap terrain have you found lately?
I've found a bucket of plastic elves and shit, same style as those traditional army men, with sandbags, a bridge, some rocks, and a gravestone.
Oh, and pillars.
Any cheap castles or the like around?
Is this like Canadian Mordheim or something
>>44661402
....That would be an apt description, yes. Only with less "Sorry" and more throwing fireballs.
>>44661198
>En. Fucking. Joy.
Anon you glorious fucking bastard!
And honestly I'm looking at scratchbuilding stuff for my terrain right now. I have a bunch of those instant Ramen cups that are a pretty decent size for 28mm miniatures, they'll make some pretty cool towers.
There are probably a lot of toy sets in little kid's aisles when it comes to castles and such, and with a little imagination bottles of all kinds can become scenery as well.
>>44661402
Its a warband game a lot like Mordheim set ina frozen city where Wizards used to learn the secrets of the universe and stuff in before one of them ruined everything.
The cooler part of this game is that you can use miniatures from any manufacturer, there's no "right" miniatures for the job. If I can find it I'll post the warband that uses GW Orcs for the units listed.
>I'm a Klingon raised by humans
>I'm a boy raised by wolves
>I'm an alien raised by Kansans
>I'm a drow raised by dwarves
Are characters like these acceptable in your games, /tg/? Why or why not?
I don't really see it as any different from the countless other cliches that people often use as a starting point for a character
>>44661133
I...don't think it is, no.
>>44661097
The correct reply is, in most cases,
>"...and?"
That shit doesn't tell us who your character really is.
Ok I'll use my torch to light up the room
>you didn't say you packed torches with you when you left town
>you didn't indicate that you lit the torch before you entered the dungeon
>you didn't inform the gm that you bought a tinderbox to light the torch
>your character is level 1 and doesn't have the torch lighting skill or the proper feat
>>44659058
Just punch your DM in the face and tell him afterwards that you were going to punch him in the face.
Then go to prison so you can't fucking post here.
I hit the light switch by the door.
>ok, roll the die
>>44659147
I've had DMs like this. It's annoying.
>roll to eat the chicken, you don't want to choke on a bone
Where the fuck is Iona?
http://mythicspoiler.com/ogw/index.html
Good question, considering they were kind enough to mention her in a flavor text.
>>44658319
You already got a new version of her.
I don't get it /tg/, where are the bad limited cards? Everything here is good.why the fuck couldn't Battle of Zendikar be this good?
How can we put an end to this sort of thing?
>>44656013
What are those cards with holes in them? Are they for tokens/counters?
I see nothing wrong here.
Can you point out what's wrong here, OP, or is this another bait thread?
>>44656013
there is a way
Hey, my PCs are gonna get sent to fight the edgiest guy i can think of. Got any one liners he can say for each turn of the fight?
>>44655425
"Pssh.. nothin personnel kid..."
"Nothing personal."
"Did you really try THAT against ME?"
"This is your end."
"Pathetic."
>>44655425
"IT'S NOT A PHASE, DAD!"
How could the military and the economy of a swamp* Kingdom look like?
*The land of the kingdom is mostly swamp.
>>44655371
well the military would be very moist
>>44655371
It would mostly tap for black mana
>>44655371
There wouldn't be a notable kingdom in a swamp
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>Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/SsWTY7qr
>Chummer 5: https://github.com/chummer5a/chummer5a/releases
>Issue tracker: https://github.com/chummer5a/chummer5a/issues
>Last thread: >>44605495
>Witty OP discussion topic
Could you guys recommend any texts, podcasts or videos of actual Shadowrun play that serve as good examples of how your avarage run would play out?
I'm really into the game but haven't played yet, so I'd like a taste of what the actual game plays like before trying it out.
>>44651533
Both Critical Glitch and Fandible have actual play podcasts.
>>44651342
Replying to
>>44650647
Wireless tech was being implemented in 3rd edition as prototype gear, and ushered the Crash 2.0
Cyberdecks were keyboard/laptop sized back 1-2-3, and Control Rigs were these huge, bulky thing that took over your skull and spine. After crash 2.0 and 4th edition, cyberdecks went extincts and Control Rigs were heavily improved and became internal modifications. 5th edition's now that the corps took over the wireless Matrix, "cyberdecks" came back but only as a slang. The new decks and the old decks are nothing alike, they just serve the same purpose (hacking).
Back in 1-2-3, data storage and latency was a serious issue, but since 4th, the cloud storage solved that issue while connections are now an order of magnitude faster (imagine 1-2-3 was the dial-up modem era of simsense, and now we're on post-fiberoptics)
Otakus were "sorta" child technomancers, able to connect to the wired matrix... wirelessly, but they were all just pawns of Deus. Technomancers came later, after the Otakus lost their powers... which is also when Renraku lost control of it's Seattle Arcology, it's CEO rendered brain dead and the honor of all Japancorp sullied. Renraku almost lost it's Council seat, but managed to survive as a bottom ranker.
Yamatetsu Corporation died, and was absorbed by the other Megas. EVO took the lion share and managed to be elected as the new Mega.
Cross-Applied Technology was destroyed by Ares after 30 years of conflict when the owner died in a plane crash during the Crash 2.0 I think Horizon took its spot IIRC.
Dunkelzhan was murdered 2 days after his presidential election at the end of 2nd edition/start of 3rd.
Great Dragons went to war with each other in 4th.
Damien Knight, a key player in the lore since before the awakening, the owner of Ares, the first shadowrunner before shadowrunning was a thing and possibly the single most badass "normal" human on the planet just won't die... Leonisation is doing a wonder to his complexion.
>What is Exalted?
An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.
Start here: http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/
>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?
Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial: http://jyenicolson.net/exalted/. It'll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.
>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?
Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. With the new edition, though, chances are more games will crop up.
Resources for Third Edition
>3E Backer Core https://mega.nz/#!E1dRBBIa!ZbQG4IasYCJRli2bhgE2MOdWeFAeV3N1rqL9kAIGbNE
>Character Sheet & Init tracker: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0ByD2BL6J89Nick41YUk0RUt3YlU
>Online charsheet:
http://howsfamily.net/Exalted
>General Homebrew dumping folder: https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0ByD2BL6J89NiQzdCWWFaY0c5Mkk&usp=sharing
>Collection of old 3e Materials, including comics and fiction anthologies https://www.mediafire.com/folder/t2arqtqtyyt28/Exalted_3Leak
>Charm Trees:
>Solar Charms: https://imgur.com/a/q6Vbc
>Martial Arts: https://imgur.com/a/mnQDe
>Evocations: https://imgur.com/a/TYKE4
Resources for 2.5 Edition:
>All books with embedded errata notes, as well as some extras: https://www.mediafire.com/folder/253ulzik1j9s5/Exalted
>Chargen software: http://anathema.github.io/
>Anathema homebrew charm files: https://www.mediafire.com/folder/pka3nz3vqbqda/Anathema_Files
>MA form weapon guide: http://www.brilliantdisaster.net/dif/ExaltedMA.html
>http://www.mediafire.com/view/ua7tanepy2jfkdp/Exalted_2nd_Ed_-_Return_of_the_Scarlet_Empress.pdf
Resources for 1e:
>https://www.mediafire.com/folder/9vp0e9id3by6m/Exalted_1e
Do you like swords? Because I like swords. What swords have your characters crafted lately? What evocations have they come up with? Other weapons are fine too.
Never done any in game Crafting, but I tried writing up a Grand Grimcleaver that was going to have a number of Alpha Strike charms, but mostly just ended up taking some Evocations off of Hearthflame. One thought I had was for the axe to split into a spear and shield in case I needed extra defence, a throwing weapon, or if I simply felt like branching into White Reaper.
For those unaware, Smite has recently added a literal Dawn Caste character.
I just started checking out 3e. What do you guys think of the combat mechanics so far?
How can you face inevitability of death?
Ghosts
>>44649672
You live. Death is always there, is always inevitable. All around us things die.
>>44649672
The desperate hope that technology will advance enough to make us immortal.
Besides that, the fact that if I may as well live as die, I choose the reality where I get to play vidya, watch animu and shitpost about tabletop roleplaying games. IC, much the same.
Everything but make the game better to keep afloat.
http://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/jan/08/games-workshop-fails-weave-christmas-magic
>"Okay guys it's Christmas and we need to make sales. We are clearly out of touch right now, and need to pick up the slack Any ideas?"
>"Let's have huge sales on our products for this holiday season?"
>"That's stupid. Weren't you listening to the brilliant marketing strategists at Electronic Arts when they said sales cheapen the value of an IP?"
>"You're right. Let's just sell some esoteric bundles at no discount on the webstore."
>"Brilliant."
>...
>The company said December sales were below expectations, and warned that pretax profit for the year to 29 May was unlikely to exceed £16m. Last year, it made profits of £16.6m.
>>44641567
No surprises. GW seems to be run by time traveling wizards not businessmen.
A while ago, someone said that Games Workshop's upper management was pretty much incestually convoluted and that they make money no matter what happens to the company.
So this isn't a surprise.
>HHG FAQ - http://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8 (embed) (embed)
>Official HH 7th Edition Errata (Updated January 2016) - http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/resources/fw_site/fw_pdfs/Horus_Heresy/Horus_Heresy_7th_Edition.pdf
>HHG RULES
>- https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ!EVh0GZZS
>- https://kat.cr/usearch/%22Forge%20World%22%20heresy%20user:epistolary/
>Xenos in 30K Homebrew - https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Warhammer_40,000/Xenos_in_30k
Does pdf related means that HH armies can be used in regular 40k games, or are these just rules clarifications? The title is unequivocal for me.
I didn't knew that Corax was primarch of world eaters.
>>44640958
Rules clarfications.
Also Tartaros is now best armour. Indomitus is next to worthless now.
