closet racists mad as fuck edition
>WCF
OKC leads 2-1 after blowing out Golden State last night
Game 4 tomorrow night, 9:00 ET
>ECF
Da land leads 2-1 after getting B-T-F-O Saturday
Game 4 tonight 8:30 ET
>>67801073
1st for da land
>>67801073
Ahhh nuts
First for 20 year old Hillary was thicc as fuck
First for Hinkie's plan worked
All times are PT (Pacific Time)
Colorado @ Pittsburgh - 9:35AM
Cleveland @ Chicago (Sox) - 2:10PM
New York (Mets) @ Washington - 4:05PM
Philadelphia @ Detroit - 4:10PM
Tampa Bay @ Miami - 4:10PM
LA Angels @ Texas - 5:05PM
Kansas City @ Minnesota - 5:10PM
Cleveland @ Chicago (Sox) - 5:10PM
Chicago (Cubs) @ St. Louis - 5:15PM
Oakland @ Seattle - 7:10PM
Cincinnati @ LA Dodgers - 7:10PM
San Diego @ San Fransisco - 7:15PM
First for the GOAT catcher
>>67798890
Anyone?
Official New York Yankees Waifu™ reporting in
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
UPCOMING EVENTS (July):
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: UFC TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
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Brendan Schaub was by far the most technically skilled HW of his generation as well as having tons of charisma. Its a damn shame that he never was the champ.
>Louis van Gaal sacked by Man Utd, with Jose Mourinho set to replace him.
>Mourinho's agent Jorge Mendes is expected in Manchester on Tuesday to open talks with United, but Mourinho will not be there. Indeed, he's still in London and has been spotted leaving his house this afternoon.
Other News:
>Mainz goalkeeper Loris Karius is in Liverpool for a medical ahead of completing a £4.7m move to the club.
>Chris Coleman has signed a two-year extension to his contract as Wales manager, which will take him through the World Cup qualifying campaign.
anyone know where mou's daughter lives
just wondering haha
mama mia
More like Mouchester Mounited! Haha!
Play actually resumes. For now.
Official Site Links
Draws: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/draws/index.html
Schedule: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/index.html
Official Stream (geoblocked outside France):
http://www.francetvsport.fr/roland-garros/
TV:
UK - ITV, British Eurosport 1 & 2
Ger - Eurosport - 1, 2 and 360
USA - Tennis Channel, NBC
Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/wta-women/
Poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10275668
Predicted schedule
>implying
Men
13:30 Rosol - Wawrinka (3)
13:35 Carballes Baena - Pavlasek
13:35 Klizan - Daniel
13:35 Chardy (30) - Mayer
13:35 Dimitrov - Troicki (22)
13:35 Lajovic - Kudla
13:35 Kukushkin - Mannarino
13:35 Raonic (8) - Tipsarevic
15:00 Djere - Thompson
15:00 Sela - Brown
15:00 Karlovic (27) - Montanes
15:00 Dodig - Youzhny
15:00 Schwartzman - Pella
15:00 Simon (16) - Silva Dutra
15:30 Nishikori (5) - Bolelli
15:30 Sock (23) - Haase
16:30 Verdasco - Johnson (33)
17:00 Bourgue - Samper-Montana
17:00 Basilashvili - Edmund
17:00 Bellucci - Gasquet (9)
17:00 Ramos-Vinolas - Zeballos
18:00 Stepanek - Murray (2)
18:00 Trungelliti - Cilic (10)
18:15 Isner (15) - Millman
18:30 Querrey - Fratangelo
18:30 Benneteau - Pouille (29)
19:00 Martin - Munoz-De La Nava
Women
13:30 Georges - McHale
13:35 Gasparyan - Stephens (19)
13:40 Hercog - Dominguez-Lino
13:40 Osaka - Ostapenko (32)
13:40 Schmiedlova - Muguruza Blanco (4)
13:45 Cepede - Lisicki
13:45 Strycova (30) - Hradecká
15:00 Buyukakcay - Sasnovich
15:30 Lucic - Hantuchova
15:30 Beck - Zanevska
15:30 Gibbs - Watson
15:30 Kuznetsova (13) - Shvedova
15:30 Vesnina - Brengle
15:30 Pliskova (17) - Rogers
16:00 Wickmayer - Dulgheru
16:15 Vinci (7) - Bondarenko
16:30 Jovanovski - Radwanska (2)
16:30 Halep (6) - Hibino
17:00 Tsurenko - Garcia
17:00 Errani (16) - Pironkova
17:00 Diyas - Witthoeft
17:00 Makarova (27) - Lepchenko
17:00 Mattek - Begu (25)
17:00 Vandeweghe - Broady
17:30 Larsson - Linette
18:30 Zhang - Voskoboeva
18:30 Stosur (21) - Doi
>>67798035
Alternative Livescore: http://www.sofascore.com/de/tennis
and next time put /tennis/ into the subject for easy catalog thread finding
>Paris St-Germain striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 34, will join Manchester United this summer as assistant manager to Jose Mourinho. (Sportsbladet, via Daily Express)
>Current assistant manager Ryan Giggs is set to reject a job offer from Mourinho and end his 29-year stay at Manchester United. (Sun)
>Mourinho was paid £4m by Manchester United not to take a job elsewhere but has not accepted a 'behaviour clause' in a five-year contract at Old Trafford. (Daily Mail)
>United's executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward will give Mourinho £200m to spend and the Portuguese coach has already lined up Ibrahimovic as his first major signing. (Daily Star)
>Mourinho's targets include Everton's John Stones, 21, Portugal midfielders Andre Gomes, 22, and Joao Mario, 23, strikers Alvaro Morata and Mauro Icardi, both 23, and 29-year-old Argentina international Ezequiel Garay. (Guardian)
>Both Manchester United and Premier League rivals Chelsea will miss out on Napoli striker Gonzalo Higuain, with the 28-year-old in talks over a move to Paris St-Germain. (Sun)
>The Old Trafford club also faces competition from Barcelona for 22-year-old Paris St-Germain defender Marquinhos. (Telefoot, via Sun)
Other clubs
>Everton have spoken to former Manchester City boss Manuel Pellegrini about the possibility of becoming their new manager.(Daily Mail)
>Manchester City and Borussia Dortmund have agreed a deal for 25-year-old Germany international Ilkay Gundogan. (Goal.com)
>City will pay an initial £20.1m for the midfielder, with £1.5m in add-ons set aside should Gundogan impress for Pep Guardiola's side. (Daily Telegraph)
>Arsenal have entered talks with Bayern Munich over the signing of Morocco defender Medhi Benatia, 29. (Foot Mercato, via Daily Star)
>Former Manchester United and Everton boss David Moyes is in talks with Aston Villa and is considering a return to management in the Championship. (Daily Telegraph)
>Juventus are favourites to sign Chelsea target Miralem Pjanic, but the 26-year-old Roma midfielder could leave Serie A for Barcelona or Bayern Munich. (Gazzetta dello Sport)
>Swansea City striker Andre Ayew, 26, is aware of interest in him from other clubs after being linked with a move to Sunderland. (Telefoot, via Newcastle Chronicle)
>Inter Milan intend to sell 23-year-old Croatia international Marcelo Brozovic to a Premier League club this summer. (Sky Sports Italia, via Gazzetta dello Sport)
>Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has revived his interest in Argentinian striker Maxi Romero, 17, but still has Juventus forward Alvaro Morata, 23, as his top target. (Daily Mirror)
>>67796205
>mou
>ibra in
>giggs leaving
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67796201
>Ibrahimovic
>literally whose who of whos?
>Ezeqiel Garay
>I repeat, Ezequiel fucking GarAY
You know, the piece of shit that plays in Russia because he couldn't cut it literally anywhere else? Yes, that Ezquiel Garay.
Like jesus fucking god, man... Did they just do a global search for players who might've been on the same field as Mourinho at any point in their entire lives? Thanks, I needed the laugh.
TB:Tyler Johnson scores OT winner in GM 5 of ECF
PIT:Beau Bennett skates with Crosby in warmup
EDM:McDavid scores GWG, CAN wins gold at worlds
STL:Jake Allen will start Game 5 of WCF
PIT:Trevor Daley (ankle) is done for the playoffs
DET:Russia wins bronze medal at worlds
PIT:Marc-Andre Fleury will start Game 5 of ECF
STL:Brodziak, Brouwer score two each in GM 4 win
STL:Allen stops 31 shots in Blues' rout in Game 4
NYR:Report: Rangers open to trading Rick Nash
PIT:Goaltending controversy brewing in Pittsburgh
TB:Tyler Johnson scores GWG in Game 4 of ECF
nhl.com
hocgeneral.com
>pongs
First for Pongs and >Rags
>>67795679
>NYR:Report: Rangers open to trading Rick Nash
wew lad. im sure lots of teams will be wanting this young and promising player
Mad at the Vikings sub-edition
>BUF:Contract-year CB Gilmore to skip Bills OTAs
>FA:Manziel slugs man, kicked out of Vegas club
>SEA:Sherman not convinced Marshawn Lynch is done
>JAC:Jalen Ramsey signs rookie deal with Jaguars
MIA:Ajayi has 'separated' from Dolphins other RBs
FA:Pats show 'preliminary' interest in A. Foster
CHI:John Fox suggests he'll use 'hot hand' at RB
FA:Saints sign Barth to compete with Forbath
>JAC:Jalen Ramsey suffers 'small meniscus tear'
>ATL:Vic Beasley moving to strong-side linebacker
>FA:RapSheet: Fitz, Jets want deal prior to OTAs
>CLE:RG3 approaching offseason as if he is starter
>LAR:Rams take 1-year flier on DT Dominique Easley
>IND:Moncrief recovering from turf toe operation
>SD:Chargers claim Zach Mettenberger off waivers
Dolphins
naners
cap'n chen!
>relegation play-offs
today:
nürnberg - eintracht (20:30 cest, first leg: 1:1)
tomorrow:
duisburg - würzburg (19:10 cest, first leg: 0:2)
gooooooooooooooooooood morning
>relegation play-offs
today:
nürnberg - eintracht (20:30 cest, first leg: 1:1)
tomorrow:
duisburg - würzburg (19:10 cest, first leg: 0:2)
>Ilkay Gündogan wird trotz Verletzung und monatelanger Pause voraussichtlich zu Manchester City wechseln. Die Ablösesumme soll bei 25 Millionen Euro plus erfolgsabhängige Bonuszahlungen liegen. Darauf haben sich beide Klubs nach kicker-Recherchen verständigt. Perfekt ist der Transfer allerdings noch nicht.
Jhoulys Chacin (1-2 5.21 ERA) vs. Martin Perez (1-4 3.48 ERA)
Angels Lineup
1) Escobar 3B
2) Calhoun RF
3) Trout DH
4) Pujols 1B
5) Giavotella 2B
6) Perez C
7) Petit SS
8) Ortega LF
9) Robinson CF
Rangers Lineup
1) Odor 2B
2) Desmond CF
3) Fielder DH
4) Beltre 3B
5) Mazara RF
6) Andrus SS
7) Moreland 1B
8) Hoying LF
9) Holaday C
>8-3 since being swept by the tardinals
Apologize.
A's would bootyblast both of these shitty teams
>it's a Mike Trout walks and thus slows down the pace of the game since the rest of his team is too shit to do anything with him on base episode
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
UPCOMING EVENTS: (July):
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: UFC TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
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First for JoJo
Jorge De La Rosa (1-3, 10.18 ERA) v. David Price (6-1, 5.53 ERA)
Rockies:
C. Blackmon, CF
T. Story, SS
N. Arenado, 3B
M. Reynolds, 1B
C. Gonzalez, RF
R. Raburn, DH
G. Parra, LF
D. Garneau, C
D. LeMahieu, 2B
Red Sox:
M. Betts, RF
D. Pedroia, 2B
X. Bogaerts, SS
D. Ortiz, DH
H. Ramirez, 1B
C. Young, LF
J. Bradley Jr., CF
J. Rutledge, 3B
C. Vazquez, C
Weather at Fenway: 55F, Cloudy
Damn. Nice play there Rocks
sneaky 17 game hitting steak for X
LETS GO ROCKIES
Euro predictions thread
Winner
Runner up
Player of the tournament
Surprise package
Meme team
Meme player
JUST team of the tournament
>>67822192
>Winner
Spain
>Runner up
Le Germans
>Player of the tournament
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>Surprise package
Croatia
>Meme team
Wales
>Meme player
Costa
>JUST team of the tournament
Italy
>>67822192
>Winner
England (optimistic about roys boys)
>Runner up
France
>player of the tournament
Vardy
>surprise package
republic of ireland
>meme team
France
>meme player
Benzema
>JUST team of the tounrament
Belgium
France
Portugal
Ronaldo
Austria
Wales
Morata
Spain
>And while Rashford is regarded as a huge positive of Van Gaal’s spell in charge, with the 18-year-old viewed as a grounded character and a "good kid," the story of one player asking the club chef to cook him two hard-boiled eggs to take home as he did not know how to boil them himself underlines the sense within the squad that too much is now done for the younger element of the team.
black """"people""""
He's a smart lad, doing things the black people way, taking free food home.
>>67821241
I don't know what's weirder between an 18yo kid not knowing how to boil a fucking egg and having a pro cook at your disposal yet just asking for boiling eggs instead of something more.
>>67821276
>not eating hella eggs for protein
Fatty.
Anyone else feel sorry for the lad?
Shit is fucked up how he isn't getting called up to the NT cause of his personal life. Argentina is so fucking pathetic.
Justice for Icardi tb h.
He should play for England
Arsenal when?
>>67819203
>leaky tit