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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)

UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)

UPCOMING EVENTS: (July):
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: UFC TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)

PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67768552

NEWS:
https://www.youtube.com/user/mmadigest
http://mmajunkie.com/
http://mmafighting.com/
http://www.mmamania.com/
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/

INFORMATION OF NOTE:
reminder that conor took the fight to the ground because he got rocked by that 1-2
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>mfw I realized conor is going to ko nate, frankie, mayweather, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order
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1st for Carlos Newton
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>>67779558
Future MMA fighter.
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Thomas Almeida
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>>67779630
file under: Getting Old, This Shit Is
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schaub
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AHHH CHANDLER HELP
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>>67779685
spam it till you make it.. WOOO

RORY IS A FUCKIN QUITTER YOU GOOFS
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>>67779685
join the team now. this is your final offer.
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Are Rose
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>>67780019
Could /heem/ heem her?
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>>67779993
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>>67780019
wow -- elite athlete?
lol
Serena Williams should train MMA for a month, then clean out the women's division and the men's right up to Welterweight.
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>>67780364
serena is to small for welter
she might make an ok feather but she is to small for welter
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>>67780364
Not worth her time 2bh
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>>67780364
>Serena Williams should train MMA for a month, then clean out the women's division
I hate this meme
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requesting 11 days the ring nate image
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Will this guy ever fight again?
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>>67781015
>"""""fight"""""

rolling around on the floor isn't fighting
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>>67781111
checked you cunt
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22th for jose aldo is going to destroy conor, that irish fag cant run forever
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>>67781015
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>>67781198
Aldo is not getting past this version of Frankie, mate
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>>67781198
Jose is shook
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>>67781143
Yes
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>>67781015
>>67781249
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>>67781015
he put the 50/50 guard in the meta of BJJ, and 50/50 for the last few months has have had a rough time. maybe he'll bring it back to the spot light
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>>67781438
>being so shit you cant submit a t rex while you have its back
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>>67781512
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>>67781015

he can probably make more money as an instructor and also not worry about brain damage
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>>67781633
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>>67781641
does he have autism? his brain is already damaged
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>>67781641
that's the dilemma of a lot of instructors,coaches and martial artist, but the allure of money, fame, the joy of fighting sometimes trumps all of that
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>>67781741

maybe he doesn't want even more as he gets older

>grandpa tell us a story!
>y-you too
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>>67781741
he actually does have aspergers he's insanely intelligent and great at teaching

I really recommend anyone that trains to get his instructionals probably the best out there in terms of conceptual principles
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>>67781688
>>67781790
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>>67781633

dats jiujitsu
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Bibulatov vs Da Silva

http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
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Who should replace Joe on commentary?
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Ryan Hall vs Ian Entwistle WHEN?
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>>67782093
Anthony Bourdain for the celeb factor
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>>67782155
are they even in the same weight class?
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>>67782093
FOR SURE you know they are going to have Big Brown do it
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>>67782093
Bill Burr.
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>>67782315
Based Burr bringing the bantz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDQOGa_gw-I
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>>67782374
I love hearing normie perspective of MMA.
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Reminder that Khabib the GOAT would clown Nate and Conor at the same time.
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>>67782093
What did he mean by this?
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>>67782093
if it isn't someone with acting/professional experience it will be a downgrade.
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>>67782093
Honestly Joe and Mike are the greatest commentary duo, they're ridiculous and not very professional but it makes it that much more fun. Serious commentators are never as good.
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>>67782930
>implying Khabib could beat the new and improved Nate
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So I've seen Sherdog calling recent Bellator's event "a worst televised MMA event in history". I haven't watched it myself, so would you explain to me what exactly went so horribly wrong?
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>>67783044
I'd prefer to see Joe doing fight companions.
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>>67782930
what would happen if N8 talked shit about Allah and his prophet(pbuh) in the press conference
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lads, there is a decent gym near me that does BJJ, I've only done no gi (for a couple of months) but this gym seems to be gi. would it be ok if i turned up with my no gi stuff on for the first couple of sessions?
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>>67783143

then who would you want to replace Schaub?
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>>67783160
why dont you go there and ask then you weirdo
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Ryan Hall is a 2-time world champion at jiu jitsu who went to a decision with Artem Lobov

Is Hall just shit, or is Lobov's defense just good?
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>>67783088
Khabib would toss that Stockton goof around the cage more than Rory did.
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>>67783182
because i dont want to travel all the way just to ask
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>>67783160
at my gym we have extra gi tops to lend people so its ok if you come in with your no gi kit.
and even if they dont have extra gi tops you should be ok to practice there for a bit.
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>>67783211
khabib isn't one division stronger like rory tho
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>>67783242

then call them you goof
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>>67783190
Lobov trains with Gunni, Paddy and Conor all of whom are pretty slick on the ground.
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hope nick fights rory btw, lets see how that fucker goes with someone his own size
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what did he mean by this?
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>>67783383
i dont know cause i don't watch W"MMA"
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>>67783245
>at my gym we have extra gi tops to lend people so its ok if you come in with your no gi kit.

Neato, is your gym called The Staph Infection Dojo?
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>>67783171
Replace Schaub? What do you mean?
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>>67783419
nah its a YMCA and we clean the uniforms every time there used
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RwPu2u4DCQ

you know remember the GOAT post fight speech
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>>67783380
got his eyebrows waxed

>>67783383
she will attempt to provide an "accidental" nip slip every round, and will pretend-giggle in the clinch.

this kid is going to be doing porn by the end of the year. all she lives for is the attention of strangers.
pretty sad, tBh.
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>>67783465

thanks bro, I can't remember 5 months ago
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pic related is an MMA fighter making her debut next month. how will she do lads?
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42 bings until SHOOTO
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>>67783540
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>>67783540

depends, how is her wrestling? Does she have the frame to be an elite fighter? How is her bunda?
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>>67783540
she already looks as if she's had a lobotomy, so maybe she'll be impossible to KO.

it would be pretty easy to tip her over though.
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>>67783465
I can't seem to find it, but Brock's UFC 100 post-fight promo is leagues better than this.
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>>67783575
jiu jitsu + terrible muay thai like every brazilian card I supose?
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>>67783594
jesse ventura and prime alex jones?

dank
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>>67783828
fuck off with your shitposting lad
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/heem/bros, who is your favorite fighter of all time?

Mine is Remy Bonjasky, I love everything about him as a fighter, that long frame with those long limbs, the kicks, the flying knees and especially the aggression. Just storming into fools with those legs flying looking to knock you out. Wonderful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1EUN03urf8
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>>67783997

>Born: March 24, 1993 (age 23)

I'M FEELING OLD RIGHT NOW
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>>67783881
the true goat aleks
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>>67784086
>tfw I am the same age as Mcgregor

whose gonna change my bum life
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>>67784086

at least we're still 90s kids, right!? Remember all those cool things from the 90s we used to like, and how now they are used as an awkward talking point at all late 20, early 30 year old's parties??
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>>67783828
She's a dutch archaeology student actually
I know her in real life
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>>67784234
OCARINA OF HEEM
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>>67784255
>She's a dutch archaeology student
tell her I have a large bone for her to examine
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>>67784142
only yourself
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>>67784234
Nothing makes me want to heem people more than identifying with other people solely based on age

Seriously, if there are no other denominators between you and a person other than the year you were born maybe you should just stop trying to befriend them

I have a friend who's like that sometimes and it makes me want to head kick him
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>>67784285

GIRUGAMESH
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all of you, you can't joking about posts, be careful.
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>>67784441

don't reply to me ever again if you weren't born in 1987
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>>67784630
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>>67784672

what an amazing year for fucked up music

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locust_Abortion_Technician

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkCjPDvgigw
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whose gonna do a strawpoll for heem age

I think the average will be around 25
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Fresh new DC off the grill lads

Why does he keep putting pictures like this out here, does he not know what people are saying about him
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>>67784803
http://www.strawpoll.me/10285357
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>>67784803
>>67784916
REAL STRAWPOLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10285360
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>>67784916
>>67784940
gonna be a lot of people in their twenties

heems and memes is all the rage with the younger crowd
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why is this cunt such a cunt?
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>>67785077
Were you the guy who got all the picks wrong last time?
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>>67785302
No
That was the tripfag, I think
This is the first time I've posted my picks
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http://www.ufc.tv/video/shooto-brazil-63
http://www.ufc.tv/video/shooto-brazil-63
http://www.ufc.tv/video/shooto-brazil-63

Get in here lads
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Who /1998 MASTERRACE/ here?
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>>67779640
Legend
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OFFICIAL POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/5503283
http://www.strawpoll.me/5503283
http://www.strawpoll.me/5503283
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>>67785480
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>>67783044
>i don't actually care about the sports side of things, i'm just here to watch conor mcgregor knock people out
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Things were a lot better when I wasn't alive.
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>>67785569
>I need somebody to explain to me what I'm watching as if I was a retarded child
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>>67785692
>joe rogan is a good commentator because i like the way he yells OH
You're a little idiot.
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nice leg lock
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>>67785717
>I get confused watching fights without somebody explaining it every step of the way
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>>67785799
Why are you pretending you know jack shit about anything yet claim that Rogan and Goldberg make for good commentary?
Explain yourself.
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If you don't mute the stream and play music over fights, get the frick out of my /heem/.
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>>67785855
They highlight the fights in an enjoyable way. I don't need somebody holding my hand, I have eyes and a brain. I don't need some goofs like Stann or florian bringing down the hype with dumb shit anybody can see that has been watching the sport for longer than 3 weeks.
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>>67785889
What's enjoyable about them?
Why does Rogan picking a side and sticking with it make the fights more enjoyable to you? Why does Golberg coming up with the most puerile shit ('Takes a lotta energy to be a rockstar!') make the fights more enjoyable?
Why do you pretend that even the most hardcore fan can't learn anything new from quality technical analysis?
I think you might just be a tryhard to be honest.
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>>67785941
They bring the hype.
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>>67785941
it brings the memes, Goldie is a national treasure.
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>>67786017
*international
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You shitheads talk about "my boy". I see some of you have 5 or 6 boys and baby girls. But I have a boy.
>when CM Punk wrestled Big Tyme Juggalo at Big Earl's Discount Deals Save Mart in the parking lot I was there
>when CM Punk turned out Daniel Bryan he was my boy
>when CM Punk attacked John Cena he was my boy
>when I found out CM Punk doesn't drink or do drugs I quit drugs and alcohol
>when CM Punk made fun of Yoel Romero for being a bigot against gays he was my boy
>when CM Punk attacked The Rock (who is my favorite wrestler but not a boy) he was my boy
>when CM Punk signed to UFC
>despite being 38 years old
>suffering numerous concussions
>and injuries to his spines,neck,knees,elbows,hands
>he was still my boy
CM Punk is a millionaire. Attempting to live his dream out. Having a fight. If you do it,train at a world class gym with some of the best fighters in the world like Sergio Pettis and Anthony Pettis and Roofus Sport. You wouldn't? He's living the dream. All of you bandwagon boy. But never I. Punk is my boy.
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>>67786057
Wrong board
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>>67786017
What the fuck is that meant to mean?
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>>67786085
Do you like Mauro?
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what's the best fight on the next ufc event?
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>>67786104
I liked him in Strikeforce, reckon he wasn't that great in Pride
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>>67786122
Eye vs McCann

Best boxer in the UFC vs Olympic caliber wrestling.
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>>67786122
mr tate vs some ni**er
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>>67785941
Who fucking cares, you have to a genuine fucking autist to actually be getting worked up by dumb shit like this
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>>67786104
>>67786125
not a fair comparison. mauro would be masterful if he only had to focus on mma for 20 years
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>>67786165
Mauro is the GOAT
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>>67786161
>Who fucking cares, you have to a genuine fucking autist
Fuck man, I broke you.
Who's really worked up here? I'm just glad I get to educate these casuals in what good commentary is.
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who /comfy/ here?
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>>67786200
Thats not me, I responded here
>>67785964
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>>67786200
No one cares. Go kill yourself already.
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>>67786218
>look at how much i don't care
>i don't care so bad that i think you should end your life over an internet argument
>>67786212
That's about as meaningless as 'They bring the memes' though.
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>>67786209
UFC trying out Robin Black on commentary, nice.
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>>67786237
No its not, u just don't like the answer. It's ok to have disagree about stuff.
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>>67786237
Yeah I don't care. I'm telling you to fuck off and kill yourself.

Do you think the kids who told you to fuck off when you were a child cared about you?
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>>67786267
Then you'll definitely be able to explain what 'they bring the hype' means and why this makes them quality commentators.
>>67786282
>I really, REALLY don't care
>look how much i'm not caring
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Do you guys like Ian McCall ? I like his hair. Wish he could fight Garbrandt since they beefin now and all that.
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>>67786305
The only thing I care is that you end up fucking killing yourself.

Anything else is just your autistic self-gratification

Congrats. You happy now? Then go ahead and make literally everyone else happy and call it a lifetime
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>'I run this game ye'
>
>'I have become lost in the game'

did conor lose his game map, heem?
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OFFICIAL COMMENTATOR POWER RANKING TEAMS AND INDIVIDUALS LIST FOR 2016

1.Jim Ross & Rampage Jackson
Explosive team. Quite possibly the greatest pairing since peanut butter and jelly. Tons of dank memes, talking about things not going on in the fight ranging from Trump to the hot girl in the front row to criticism/praise of Riff Raff. All with humor.

2. Brian Stann + Mike Goldberg
3.Jimmy Smith
Very good and can carry the commentary himself. Would be higher is paired with someone else who knew what they're talking about.

3. Dan Hardy and the other guy
4. Pat Militech and Michael Schiavello
5. Joe Rogan + Mike Goldberg
Once the pinnacle for commentary. But has fallen by the wayside. Possibly due to Joe's increased drug use and Goldberg's declining mental health.

6. Anik and Ken Flo
Ken Flo is good. Anki is terrible.


9000000000000001.DC+Joe+Goldie
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I hate bullies
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>>67786403

100%
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>>67786335
I've got a theory, it's that you disagree with me but don't have the ability to put your opinion into words so you're just going to attack me like a 12 year old making his first post on /b/.
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>>67786385
You forgot Mike Tyson + the bellator team.
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>>67786415
I'm going to attack you because you're an annoying fucking faggot
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>>67786382
'I have become lost in the game' = i'm obsessed with the game

retard
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lets settle this at HEEM 1

>>67786433
>>67786415
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>>67786415

why?
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>>67786433
Wow it really sounds like you don't care now. Look at you. Totally neutral.
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>>67786305
They have high energy.
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>>67786411
*spits in your face*
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>>67786449
I just care that you fucking kill yourself already. Like I already said.

Do you secretly wish I cared for you because no one else does? Is this a coping mechanism? Do you have a crush on me?
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>>67786435

>"I have become lost in the game of promotion and forgot about the art of fighting"

kek
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>>67786459
Imo I don't think that makes up for the rest of their shortcomings, there's many other decent to good commentators that have similar radio voices and sell big moments in fights like Goldberg. Mauro Ranallo for example.
>>67786467
I can see that you still don't care. You're so cool and detached, the very essence of not caring.
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>>67786435

>= i'm obsessed with the game
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Anyone who doesn't like Joe and Goldie isn't a real fight fan.
>muh serious commentary
>muh detailed analysis
Stann was a complete bore at 198.
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>>67786462

*gets knocked out*
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>>67786521
I agree Mauro is much better
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>>67786521
Again. I just want to you fucking end your worthless fucking pathetic life. You are an insufferable piece of shit. Fucking kill yourself.

Happy?
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I can't wait until Joe and Goldberg go away. Joe is unbearable. He isn't even funny and he's literally a professional comedian. He has NEVER said anything funny.
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>>67786600
fuck u goof
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Jack Sparrow fighting in Shooto
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>>67786570
mauro had 6 minutes of mma experience and was better than joe and mike after 15 years
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>>67786600
ur opinion=WGAF
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Friendly reminder that Chiesa-Morgan + Italian cameraman is GOAT
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Post your favorite episodes of TFATK
https://youtu.be/RxVgyj-p6N4
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>>67786675
>leave memekicks to me
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>>67786670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKkKdcgxvdo
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>>67786635
>>67786675
Is this guy doing a pirate gimmick straight out of mandrama or something? legit question, not watching
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>>67786670
Brendan Schaub would be HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD right now if it wasn't for that bald manlet cuckold
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>>67786712
then watch it you dumbo
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>>67786712
yes
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>>67786724
Too hungover to bother with finding a stream for literally who fights
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>>67786743
I got you bruv
UFC.tv
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Why is everyone so hostile?
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aleks is the goat
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>>67786839
delete this you piece of shit. think you are tough by posting this? stupid prick. schaub has achieved a ton and you are just jealous of his, little pussy
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>>67786839

I'm a 189er.

Why is Schuab a meme?
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>>67786855
When he was on he looked like an absolute beast. Seemed to have motivation problems at times though.
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UFC 200 is only 6 weeks away, was Dana bluffing about the final "big fight" being added? When the fuck are they gonna announce this shit?
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>>67786902
because he is/was the most technically gifted and skilled HW of his generation but was only let down by his chin
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>>67786902
He's a comedic God and an Alpha male, not to mention a multi-millionaire and host of the most popular podcast internationally.
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>>67786902
Because he beat cro cop and everybody is still assmad
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>>67780364
serena williams is a man though
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>>67786979
that look in her eye you just KNOW
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>>67786999
Possibly now that she's taken Gabi Garcia levels of testosterone
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Who will never be your boy?

Dillashaw will NEVER be my boy.
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>>67786902
Brendan Schaub is the greatest fighter of all time. He dominated the heavyweight division before branching out to conquer the entertainment world as well. He used to be known as "The Hybrid" because he totally encompasses what it means to be a mixed martial artist. Early in his career he relied on his raw athleticism, but he refined his technique as he progressed as a fighter. Some highlights are when he picked up a clean knockout of the legend Mirko Cro Cop and actually landed the first D'Arce choke in heavyweight history on Matt Mitrione. I could go on for days about Schaubs record as a fighter, but I think it really speaks for itself.

I'm sure you've heard of his podcast before, The Fighter and the Kid (http://www.tfatk.com/). TFATK really showcases Brendan's whit and charisma and there is also this little goober named Bryan Callen (the kid). Bryan acts as the foil to Schaub. The show features witty banter and fantastic interviews. Big Brown really creates a relaxed environment and puts his guests at ease. The interviews are like conversations between childhood friends catching up. If you need to find the latest episode, you can always check the top of the iTunes chart ;)

If you want to know anymore feel free to ask. We all love him around here!
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>>67786979
who is that?
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>>67787037
fucking snake, i'm glad Cruz memed all over him.
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who /paddy the baddy/ here
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>>67787064
Some scrub who wanted to feel Schaubs leg kicks
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>>67787047
Based.
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>drag ye 40 hour flights to come and do a run around

http://www.flight-durations.com/Iceland-to-Las-Vegas
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>>67783125
it's not really bellator's fault, but the fights just sucked and there were questionable decisions.
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>>67787075
lmao
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>>67783125
Horrible fights, horrible judging
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>>67787034
I meant literally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwrP1zHC5Eo
>has the body proportions of a man, tons of metrics not just one
>her sister has the same exact body proportions matching a male
>her father was noticing how females made a lot of money with tennis, so he raised 2 boys as girls so they could cheat their way into making him money
Here's a video of young serena and her sister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p31aGy_jD3E
>channel name: Trans World Sports

you can't make this shit up
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>>67787074
he's bretty good
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>>67787167
That's the result of genetics and steroids.

You've made this stupid argument before and it's easily explainable. You've been BTFO time and time again
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>>67786571
You're mad
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>>67787137
Maybe my standards are low but I thought pic related was awesome, the Pat Curran fight was pretty good and I liked the Augusto Sakai fight except for the retarded point deduction
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>>67787167

you can't seriously be this retarded huebro.
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>>67787244
Hey I stopped responding to that idiot for a reason
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>>67787232
Gabi Garcia is a steroid monster and her waist matches a female one

Well it is genetics, Serena is XY.

>>67787249
Watch the video, it's pretty good
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>>67787167

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trans_World_Sport
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>>67787167
Can't be fucked watching anything but are you really making the argument that a father raised two sons as girls purely so they'd have a massive advantage in women's tennis and thus they'd make him shittons of money?
That's the most retarded conspiracy theory of all time
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>>67787074
in what possible way could that be "for the 96?" it was the dumb scouse irish who killed themselves; the only thing he could do for them is literally heem himself.
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>>67787276

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl_v7-BLBXw

This one is better imo, same clickbait creator.
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>>67787232
excuse me?
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Why do Bellator have untelevised 'postlim' fights after the main event?
What purpose do they serve?
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>>67787355
the blood they spill is used in scott coker's promotional meme rituals.
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>>67787325

I'd tap the shit outta trap bieber, full homo.
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>>67786936
Why does Paige look like a chimp?
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>>67787310
Why would that be so far fetched? Sports regulation is corrupt as fuck, Fallon Fox is allowed to beat females into a bloody pulp, in comparison allowing a guy to beat a girl in tennis is extremely tame.

>>67787325
the funny thing is that there's a female who used to be very hot here, then went trans, her new post op breasts look a lot like Bieber's. Calling it clickbait doesn't refute the points made in the video
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>>67787232
jesus christ I dont think a day can go by without me being posted here
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>>67787386
because it's a conspiracy involving multiple people from their birth and it involves the assumption that the Williams brothers were completely on board with pretending to be women for the rest of their lives purely for tennis success
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>>67787386

how about the fact the comments and ratings are turned off on every video?
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>>67787406
Shut the fuck up not everything is about you
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>>67787323
jury said no la
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>>67787494
>scousers get killed by scousers
>it was the Queen's fault!!!
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>>67787276
Those are not feminine by any stretch
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>goldberg and rogan will retire in your lifetime

kill me

https://streamable.com/q4nu
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>>67787567
I didn't say she was feminine, but she has the hourglass shaped waist that Serena lacks, Serena has a fucking male abdomen. Cyborg is also another roid monster who has the waist indent point of a female.

>>67787418
The video says they probably were raised as girls, taking hormones and shit. They do look like boys in the video I posted.

>>67787425
How about the fact that Serena has the head size to height ratio of a man, the ring finger is longer than his index finger (a male trait), his shoulder width is 3 heads (another male trait), while even athletic women have a 2.5 heads shoulder width.

So Serena just has by coincidence all those typical male traits? His brother does too, this must be some kind of coincidences singularity

If Serena ever gets pregnant and we see the belly, I'll eat my dog's shit on cam
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>>67787276
mmm gabi garcia
gabi gabi gabi
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>2 great cards in a row starting next weekend
>4 weeks from Macdonald vs Thompson
>7 weeks until RDA vs Alvarez, JJ vs Gadelha and UFC 200
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>>67787852
That's because Serena has a lot of body fat

It doesn't mean shit

You are a fucking literal retard

>the video

I say you're a fucking dumb worthless retard.
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>>67787852

If you had vaccines in your third world you'd probably want them banned.

>channel name: Trans World Sports
you can't make this shit up
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>>67787852
don't listen to those other americans huebro. i believe you. keep spreading the truth.
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>>67787778
Joe is such a disgusting person.
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>>67787919
I didn't know body fat alters everything I said, does body fat make your shoulder wider too?

He has fat on the side of his thighs because hormone therapy can make you get fat deposits in those places, but it can't change your male body proportions
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what are the best fights of 2016 so far?
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>>67788006

I'm with you bro, these flat earth deniers are toxic
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>>67788092
Do you think this is a female too?
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>>67788154
wow she has jon jones torso
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>>67788154

an ugly masculine one
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>>67788179
Serena looks like Jon Jones from the waist up
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>>67788154
muh dick
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>>67787852

You know you can be a biological woman while still having some male physical traits, right (and vice versa)? Serena and Venus were probably exposed to high levels of testosterone in the womb and consequently have some male traits. They may even be intersex, who knows. I seriously doubt that they're literal dudes who were raised female so that they could dominate women's tennis, that's fucking retarded
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>>67788086
Cruz-Dillashaw and Lawler-Condit were spicy
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