/heem/: 11 day camp edition
- Home
- Board: /sp/ - Sports
- Reading: /heem/: 11 day camp edition
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
UPCOMING EVENTS: (July):
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: UFC TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67768552
NEWS:
https://www.youtube.com/user/mmadigest
http://mmajunkie.com/
http://mmafighting.com/
http://www.mmamania.com/
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
reminder that conor took the fight to the ground because he got rocked by that 1-2
>mfw I realized conor is going to ko nate, frankie, mayweather, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order
1st for Carlos Newton
>>67779558
Future MMA fighter.
Thomas Almeida
>>67779630
file under: Getting Old, This Shit Is
schaub
AHHH CHANDLER HELP
>>67779685
spam it till you make it.. WOOO
RORY IS A FUCKIN QUITTER YOU GOOFS
>>67779685
join the team now. this is your final offer.
Are Rose
>>67780019
Could /heem/ heem her?
>>67780019
wow -- elite athlete?
lol
Serena Williams should train MMA for a month, then clean out the women's division and the men's right up to Welterweight.
>>67780364
serena is to small for welter
she might make an ok feather but she is to small for welter
>>67780364
Not worth her time 2bh
>>67780364
>Serena Williams should train MMA for a month, then clean out the women's division
I hate this meme
requesting 11 days the ring nate image
Will this guy ever fight again?
>>67781015
>"""""fight"""""
rolling around on the floor isn't fighting
>>67781111
checked you cunt
22th for jose aldo is going to destroy conor, that irish fag cant run forever
>>67781198
Aldo is not getting past this version of Frankie, mate
>>67781198
Jose is shook
>>67781015
he put the 50/50 guard in the meta of BJJ, and 50/50 for the last few months has have had a rough time. maybe he'll bring it back to the spot light
>>67781438
>being so shit you cant submit a t rex while you have its back
>>67781512
>>67781015
he can probably make more money as an instructor and also not worry about brain damage
>>67781633
>>67781641
does he have autism? his brain is already damaged
>>67781641
that's the dilemma of a lot of instructors,coaches and martial artist, but the allure of money, fame, the joy of fighting sometimes trumps all of that
>>67781741
maybe he doesn't want even more as he gets older
>grandpa tell us a story!
>y-you too
>>67781741
he actually does have aspergers he's insanely intelligent and great at teaching
I really recommend anyone that trains to get his instructionals probably the best out there in terms of conceptual principles
>>67781633
dats jiujitsu
Bibulatov vs Da Silva
http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
Who should replace Joe on commentary?
Ryan Hall vs Ian Entwistle WHEN?
>>67782093
Anthony Bourdain for the celeb factor
>>67782155
are they even in the same weight class?
>>67782093
FOR SURE you know they are going to have Big Brown do it
>>67782093
Bill Burr.
>>67782315
Based Burr bringing the bantz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDQOGa_gw-I
>>67782374
I love hearing normie perspective of MMA.
Reminder that Khabib the GOAT would clown Nate and Conor at the same time.
>>67782093
What did he mean by this?
>>67782093
if it isn't someone with acting/professional experience it will be a downgrade.
>>67782093
Honestly Joe and Mike are the greatest commentary duo, they're ridiculous and not very professional but it makes it that much more fun. Serious commentators are never as good.
>>67782930
>implying Khabib could beat the new and improved Nate
So I've seen Sherdog calling recent Bellator's event "a worst televised MMA event in history". I haven't watched it myself, so would you explain to me what exactly went so horribly wrong?
>>67783044
I'd prefer to see Joe doing fight companions.
>>67782930
what would happen if N8 talked shit about Allah and his prophet(pbuh) in the press conference
lads, there is a decent gym near me that does BJJ, I've only done no gi (for a couple of months) but this gym seems to be gi. would it be ok if i turned up with my no gi stuff on for the first couple of sessions?
>>67783143
then who would you want to replace Schaub?
>>67783160
why dont you go there and ask then you weirdo
Ryan Hall is a 2-time world champion at jiu jitsu who went to a decision with Artem Lobov
Is Hall just shit, or is Lobov's defense just good?
>>67783088
Khabib would toss that Stockton goof around the cage more than Rory did.
>>67783182
because i dont want to travel all the way just to ask
>>67783160
at my gym we have extra gi tops to lend people so its ok if you come in with your no gi kit.
and even if they dont have extra gi tops you should be ok to practice there for a bit.
>>67783211
khabib isn't one division stronger like rory tho
>>67783242
then call them you goof
>>67783190
Lobov trains with Gunni, Paddy and Conor all of whom are pretty slick on the ground.
hope nick fights rory btw, lets see how that fucker goes with someone his own size
what did he mean by this?
>>67783383
i dont know cause i don't watch W"MMA"
>>67783245
>at my gym we have extra gi tops to lend people so its ok if you come in with your no gi kit.
Neato, is your gym called The Staph Infection Dojo?
>>67783171
Replace Schaub? What do you mean?
>>67783419
nah its a YMCA and we clean the uniforms every time there used
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RwPu2u4DCQ
you know remember the GOAT post fight speech
>>67783380
got his eyebrows waxed
>>67783383
she will attempt to provide an "accidental" nip slip every round, and will pretend-giggle in the clinch.
this kid is going to be doing porn by the end of the year. all she lives for is the attention of strangers.
pretty sad, tBh.
>>67783465
thanks bro, I can't remember 5 months ago
pic related is an MMA fighter making her debut next month. how will she do lads?
42 bings until SHOOTO
>>67783540
depends, how is her wrestling? Does she have the frame to be an elite fighter? How is her bunda?
>>67783540
she already looks as if she's had a lobotomy, so maybe she'll be impossible to KO.
it would be pretty easy to tip her over though.
>>67783465
I can't seem to find it, but Brock's UFC 100 post-fight promo is leagues better than this.
>>67783575
jiu jitsu + terrible muay thai like every brazilian card I supose?
>>67783594
jesse ventura and prime alex jones?
dank
>>67783828
fuck off with your shitposting lad
/heem/bros, who is your favorite fighter of all time?
Mine is Remy Bonjasky, I love everything about him as a fighter, that long frame with those long limbs, the kicks, the flying knees and especially the aggression. Just storming into fools with those legs flying looking to knock you out. Wonderful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1EUN03urf8
>>67783997
>Born: March 24, 1993 (age 23)
I'M FEELING OLD RIGHT NOW
>>67783881
the true goat aleks
>>67784086
>tfw I am the same age as Mcgregor
whose gonna change my bum life
>>67784086
at least we're still 90s kids, right!? Remember all those cool things from the 90s we used to like, and how now they are used as an awkward talking point at all late 20, early 30 year old's parties??
>>67783828
She's a dutch archaeology student actually
I know her in real life
>>67784234
OCARINA OF HEEM
>>67784255
>She's a dutch archaeology student
tell her I have a large bone for her to examine
>>67784142
only yourself
>>67784234
Nothing makes me want to heem people more than identifying with other people solely based on age
Seriously, if there are no other denominators between you and a person other than the year you were born maybe you should just stop trying to befriend them
I have a friend who's like that sometimes and it makes me want to head kick him
>>67784285
GIRUGAMESH
all of you, you can't joking about posts, be careful.
>>67784441
don't reply to me ever again if you weren't born in 1987
>>67784672
what an amazing year for fucked up music
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locust_Abortion_Technician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkCjPDvgigw
whose gonna do a strawpoll for heem age
I think the average will be around 25
Fresh new DC off the grill lads
Why does he keep putting pictures like this out here, does he not know what people are saying about him
>>67784803
http://www.strawpoll.me/10285357
>>67784803
>>67784916
REAL STRAWPOLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10285360
>>67784916
>>67784940
gonna be a lot of people in their twenties
heems and memes is all the rage with the younger crowd
why is this cunt such a cunt?
>>67785077
Were you the guy who got all the picks wrong last time?
>>67785302
No
That was the tripfag, I think
This is the first time I've posted my picks
http://www.ufc.tv/video/shooto-brazil-63
http://www.ufc.tv/video/shooto-brazil-63
http://www.ufc.tv/video/shooto-brazil-63
Get in here lads
Who /1998 MASTERRACE/ here?
>>67779640
Legend
OFFICIAL POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/5503283
http://www.strawpoll.me/5503283
http://www.strawpoll.me/5503283
>>67783044
>i don't actually care about the sports side of things, i'm just here to watch conor mcgregor knock people out
Things were a lot better when I wasn't alive.
>>67785569
>I need somebody to explain to me what I'm watching as if I was a retarded child
>>67785692
>joe rogan is a good commentator because i like the way he yells OH
You're a little idiot.
nice leg lock
>>67785717
>I get confused watching fights without somebody explaining it every step of the way
>>67785799
Why are you pretending you know jack shit about anything yet claim that Rogan and Goldberg make for good commentary?
Explain yourself.
If you don't mute the stream and play music over fights, get the frick out of my /heem/.
>>67785855
They highlight the fights in an enjoyable way. I don't need somebody holding my hand, I have eyes and a brain. I don't need some goofs like Stann or florian bringing down the hype with dumb shit anybody can see that has been watching the sport for longer than 3 weeks.
>>67785889
What's enjoyable about them?
Why does Rogan picking a side and sticking with it make the fights more enjoyable to you? Why does Golberg coming up with the most puerile shit ('Takes a lotta energy to be a rockstar!') make the fights more enjoyable?
Why do you pretend that even the most hardcore fan can't learn anything new from quality technical analysis?
I think you might just be a tryhard to be honest.
>>67785941
They bring the hype.
>>67785941
it brings the memes, Goldie is a national treasure.
>>67786017
*international
You shitheads talk about "my boy". I see some of you have 5 or 6 boys and baby girls. But I have a boy.
>when CM Punk wrestled Big Tyme Juggalo at Big Earl's Discount Deals Save Mart in the parking lot I was there
>when CM Punk turned out Daniel Bryan he was my boy
>when CM Punk attacked John Cena he was my boy
>when I found out CM Punk doesn't drink or do drugs I quit drugs and alcohol
>when CM Punk made fun of Yoel Romero for being a bigot against gays he was my boy
>when CM Punk attacked The Rock (who is my favorite wrestler but not a boy) he was my boy
>when CM Punk signed to UFC
>despite being 38 years old
>suffering numerous concussions
>and injuries to his spines,neck,knees,elbows,hands
>he was still my boy
CM Punk is a millionaire. Attempting to live his dream out. Having a fight. If you do it,train at a world class gym with some of the best fighters in the world like Sergio Pettis and Anthony Pettis and Roofus Sport. You wouldn't? He's living the dream. All of you bandwagon boy. But never I. Punk is my boy.
>>67786057
Wrong board
>>67786017
What the fuck is that meant to mean?
>>67786085
Do you like Mauro?
what's the best fight on the next ufc event?
>>67786104
I liked him in Strikeforce, reckon he wasn't that great in Pride
>>67786122
Eye vs McCann
Best boxer in the UFC vs Olympic caliber wrestling.
>>67786122
mr tate vs some ni**er
>>67785941
Who fucking cares, you have to a genuine fucking autist to actually be getting worked up by dumb shit like this
>>67786104
>>67786125
not a fair comparison. mauro would be masterful if he only had to focus on mma for 20 years
>>67786165
Mauro is the GOAT
>>67786161
>Who fucking cares, you have to a genuine fucking autist
Fuck man, I broke you.
Who's really worked up here? I'm just glad I get to educate these casuals in what good commentary is.
who /comfy/ here?
>>67786200
Thats not me, I responded here
>>67785964
>>67786200
No one cares. Go kill yourself already.
>>67786218
>look at how much i don't care
>i don't care so bad that i think you should end your life over an internet argument
>>67786212
That's about as meaningless as 'They bring the memes' though.
>>67786209
UFC trying out Robin Black on commentary, nice.
>>67786237
No its not, u just don't like the answer. It's ok to have disagree about stuff.
>>67786237
Yeah I don't care. I'm telling you to fuck off and kill yourself.
Do you think the kids who told you to fuck off when you were a child cared about you?
>>67786267
Then you'll definitely be able to explain what 'they bring the hype' means and why this makes them quality commentators.
>>67786282
>I really, REALLY don't care
>look how much i'm not caring
Do you guys like Ian McCall ? I like his hair. Wish he could fight Garbrandt since they beefin now and all that.
>>67786305
The only thing I care is that you end up fucking killing yourself.
Anything else is just your autistic self-gratification
Congrats. You happy now? Then go ahead and make literally everyone else happy and call it a lifetime
>'I run this game ye'
>
>'I have become lost in the game'
did conor lose his game map, heem?
OFFICIAL COMMENTATOR POWER RANKING TEAMS AND INDIVIDUALS LIST FOR 2016
1.Jim Ross & Rampage Jackson
Explosive team. Quite possibly the greatest pairing since peanut butter and jelly. Tons of dank memes, talking about things not going on in the fight ranging from Trump to the hot girl in the front row to criticism/praise of Riff Raff. All with humor.
2. Brian Stann + Mike Goldberg
3.Jimmy Smith
Very good and can carry the commentary himself. Would be higher is paired with someone else who knew what they're talking about.
3. Dan Hardy and the other guy
4. Pat Militech and Michael Schiavello
5. Joe Rogan + Mike Goldberg
Once the pinnacle for commentary. But has fallen by the wayside. Possibly due to Joe's increased drug use and Goldberg's declining mental health.
6. Anik and Ken Flo
Ken Flo is good. Anki is terrible.
9000000000000001.DC+Joe+Goldie
I hate bullies
>>67786403
100%
>>67786335
I've got a theory, it's that you disagree with me but don't have the ability to put your opinion into words so you're just going to attack me like a 12 year old making his first post on /b/.
>>67786385
You forgot Mike Tyson + the bellator team.
>>67786415
I'm going to attack you because you're an annoying fucking faggot
>>67786382
'I have become lost in the game' = i'm obsessed with the game
retard
lets settle this at HEEM 1
>>67786433
>>67786415
>>67786415
why?
>>67786433
Wow it really sounds like you don't care now. Look at you. Totally neutral.
>>67786305
They have high energy.
>>67786411
*spits in your face*
>>67786449
I just care that you fucking kill yourself already. Like I already said.
Do you secretly wish I cared for you because no one else does? Is this a coping mechanism? Do you have a crush on me?
>>67786435
>"I have become lost in the game of promotion and forgot about the art of fighting"
kek
>>67786459
Imo I don't think that makes up for the rest of their shortcomings, there's many other decent to good commentators that have similar radio voices and sell big moments in fights like Goldberg. Mauro Ranallo for example.
>>67786467
I can see that you still don't care. You're so cool and detached, the very essence of not caring.
>>67786435
>= i'm obsessed with the game
Anyone who doesn't like Joe and Goldie isn't a real fight fan.
>muh serious commentary
>muh detailed analysis
Stann was a complete bore at 198.
>>67786462
*gets knocked out*
>>67786521
I agree Mauro is much better
>>67786521
Again. I just want to you fucking end your worthless fucking pathetic life. You are an insufferable piece of shit. Fucking kill yourself.
Happy?
I can't wait until Joe and Goldberg go away. Joe is unbearable. He isn't even funny and he's literally a professional comedian. He has NEVER said anything funny.
>>67786600
fuck u goof
Jack Sparrow fighting in Shooto
>>67786570
mauro had 6 minutes of mma experience and was better than joe and mike after 15 years
>>67786600
ur opinion=WGAF
Friendly reminder that Chiesa-Morgan + Italian cameraman is GOAT
Post your favorite episodes of TFATK
https://youtu.be/RxVgyj-p6N4
>>67786675
>leave memekicks to me
>>67786670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKkKdcgxvdo
>>67786635
>>67786675
Is this guy doing a pirate gimmick straight out of mandrama or something? legit question, not watching
>>67786670
Brendan Schaub would be HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD right now if it wasn't for that bald manlet cuckold
>>67786712
then watch it you dumbo
>>67786712
yes
>>67786724
Too hungover to bother with finding a stream for literally who fights
>>67786743
I got you bruv
UFC.tv
Why is everyone so hostile?
aleks is the goat
>>67786839
delete this you piece of shit. think you are tough by posting this? stupid prick. schaub has achieved a ton and you are just jealous of his, little pussy
>>67786839
I'm a 189er.
Why is Schuab a meme?
>>67786855
When he was on he looked like an absolute beast. Seemed to have motivation problems at times though.
UFC 200 is only 6 weeks away, was Dana bluffing about the final "big fight" being added? When the fuck are they gonna announce this shit?
>>67786902
because he is/was the most technically gifted and skilled HW of his generation but was only let down by his chin
>>67786902
He's a comedic God and an Alpha male, not to mention a multi-millionaire and host of the most popular podcast internationally.
>>67786902
Because he beat cro cop and everybody is still assmad
>>67780364
serena williams is a man though
>>67786979
that look in her eye you just KNOW
>>67786999
Possibly now that she's taken Gabi Garcia levels of testosterone
Who will never be your boy?
Dillashaw will NEVER be my boy.
>>67786902
Brendan Schaub is the greatest fighter of all time. He dominated the heavyweight division before branching out to conquer the entertainment world as well. He used to be known as "The Hybrid" because he totally encompasses what it means to be a mixed martial artist. Early in his career he relied on his raw athleticism, but he refined his technique as he progressed as a fighter. Some highlights are when he picked up a clean knockout of the legend Mirko Cro Cop and actually landed the first D'Arce choke in heavyweight history on Matt Mitrione. I could go on for days about Schaubs record as a fighter, but I think it really speaks for itself.
I'm sure you've heard of his podcast before, The Fighter and the Kid (http://www.tfatk.com/). TFATK really showcases Brendan's whit and charisma and there is also this little goober named Bryan Callen (the kid). Bryan acts as the foil to Schaub. The show features witty banter and fantastic interviews. Big Brown really creates a relaxed environment and puts his guests at ease. The interviews are like conversations between childhood friends catching up. If you need to find the latest episode, you can always check the top of the iTunes chart ;)
If you want to know anymore feel free to ask. We all love him around here!
>>67786979
who is that?
>>67787037
fucking snake, i'm glad Cruz memed all over him.
who /paddy the baddy/ here
>>67787064
Some scrub who wanted to feel Schaubs leg kicks
>>67787047
Based.
>drag ye 40 hour flights to come and do a run around
http://www.flight-durations.com/Iceland-to-Las-Vegas
>>67783125
it's not really bellator's fault, but the fights just sucked and there were questionable decisions.
>>67783125
Horrible fights, horrible judging
>>67787034
I meant literally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwrP1zHC5Eo
>has the body proportions of a man, tons of metrics not just one
>her sister has the same exact body proportions matching a male
>her father was noticing how females made a lot of money with tennis, so he raised 2 boys as girls so they could cheat their way into making him money
Here's a video of young serena and her sister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p31aGy_jD3E
>channel name: Trans World Sports
you can't make this shit up
>>67787074
he's bretty good
>>67787167
That's the result of genetics and steroids.
You've made this stupid argument before and it's easily explainable. You've been BTFO time and time again
>>67786571
You're mad
>>67787137
Maybe my standards are low but I thought pic related was awesome, the Pat Curran fight was pretty good and I liked the Augusto Sakai fight except for the retarded point deduction
>>67787167
you can't seriously be this retarded huebro.
>>67787244
Hey I stopped responding to that idiot for a reason
>>67787232
Gabi Garcia is a steroid monster and her waist matches a female one
Well it is genetics, Serena is XY.
>>67787249
Watch the video, it's pretty good
>>67787167
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trans_World_Sport
>>67787167
Can't be fucked watching anything but are you really making the argument that a father raised two sons as girls purely so they'd have a massive advantage in women's tennis and thus they'd make him shittons of money?
That's the most retarded conspiracy theory of all time
>>67787074
in what possible way could that be "for the 96?" it was the dumb scouse irish who killed themselves; the only thing he could do for them is literally heem himself.
>>67787276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl_v7-BLBXw
This one is better imo, same clickbait creator.
>>67787232
excuse me?
Why do Bellator have untelevised 'postlim' fights after the main event?
What purpose do they serve?
>>67787355
the blood they spill is used in scott coker's promotional meme rituals.
>>67787325
I'd tap the shit outta trap bieber, full homo.
>>67786936
Why does Paige look like a chimp?
>>67787310
Why would that be so far fetched? Sports regulation is corrupt as fuck, Fallon Fox is allowed to beat females into a bloody pulp, in comparison allowing a guy to beat a girl in tennis is extremely tame.
>>67787325
the funny thing is that there's a female who used to be very hot here, then went trans, her new post op breasts look a lot like Bieber's. Calling it clickbait doesn't refute the points made in the video
>>67787232
jesus christ I dont think a day can go by without me being posted here
>>67787386
because it's a conspiracy involving multiple people from their birth and it involves the assumption that the Williams brothers were completely on board with pretending to be women for the rest of their lives purely for tennis success
>>67787386
how about the fact the comments and ratings are turned off on every video?
>>67787406
Shut the fuck up not everything is about you
>>67787323
jury said no la
>>67787494
>scousers get killed by scousers
>it was the Queen's fault!!!
>>67787276
Those are not feminine by any stretch
>goldberg and rogan will retire in your lifetime
kill me
https://streamable.com/q4nu
>>67787567
I didn't say she was feminine, but she has the hourglass shaped waist that Serena lacks, Serena has a fucking male abdomen. Cyborg is also another roid monster who has the waist indent point of a female.
>>67787418
The video says they probably were raised as girls, taking hormones and shit. They do look like boys in the video I posted.
>>67787425
How about the fact that Serena has the head size to height ratio of a man, the ring finger is longer than his index finger (a male trait), his shoulder width is 3 heads (another male trait), while even athletic women have a 2.5 heads shoulder width.
So Serena just has by coincidence all those typical male traits? His brother does too, this must be some kind of coincidences singularity
If Serena ever gets pregnant and we see the belly, I'll eat my dog's shit on cam
>>67787276
mmm gabi garcia
gabi gabi gabi
>2 great cards in a row starting next weekend
>4 weeks from Macdonald vs Thompson
>7 weeks until RDA vs Alvarez, JJ vs Gadelha and UFC 200
>>67787852
That's because Serena has a lot of body fat
It doesn't mean shit
You are a fucking literal retard
>the video
I say you're a fucking dumb worthless retard.
>>67787852
If you had vaccines in your third world you'd probably want them banned.
>channel name: Trans World Sports
you can't make this shit up
>>67787852
don't listen to those other americans huebro. i believe you. keep spreading the truth.
>>67787778
Joe is such a disgusting person.
>>67787919
I didn't know body fat alters everything I said, does body fat make your shoulder wider too?
He has fat on the side of his thighs because hormone therapy can make you get fat deposits in those places, but it can't change your male body proportions
what are the best fights of 2016 so far?
>>67788006
I'm with you bro, these flat earth deniers are toxic
>>67788092
Do you think this is a female too?
>>67788154
wow she has jon jones torso
>>67788154
an ugly masculine one
>>67788179
Serena looks like Jon Jones from the waist up
>>67788154
muh dick
>>67787852
You know you can be a biological woman while still having some male physical traits, right (and vice versa)? Serena and Venus were probably exposed to high levels of testosterone in the womb and consequently have some male traits. They may even be intersex, who knows. I seriously doubt that they're literal dudes who were raised female so that they could dominate women's tennis, that's fucking retarded
>>67788086
Cruz-Dillashaw and Lawler-Condit were spicy
>>67788006
Hope Solo has similar proportions. It means nothing. You are a fucking retard. Go complain about chemtrails you mega aspie
Apparently Schaub enjoyed playing the crying game with Ronda.
>this is what /heem/ has become
>>67788154
>>67788215
black women are ugly, what a shock
Morning everyone. Just 3 days and 15 hours until the next EFN card!
>>67788086
My boy Barberena vs Alves was good
>>67788235
Having many of them at the same time?
>>67788261
No she doesn't look at her waist, typical hourglass shape.
>>67788281
When are you comparing it to?
>>67788086
carvalho/manhoef
>>67788086
Lawler-Condit
Cruz-Dillashaw
Cruickshank-Felder, Poirier-Duffy, Trinaldo-Medeiros, Strickland-Garcia, Smith-Leleco, Silva-Bisping, Matthews-Case, Magny-Lombard, Kelly-Shoeface, Harris-East, Pyle-Spencer, Murphy-Fasholz. All real fun too
>>67788327
stop bodyshaming
>>67788327
You know that waist shape isn't 100% consistent, right? Some girls have narrow hips, some dudes have wide hips too. They just have shit genetics.
>>67788412
Don't you ever bring that shit up again. It ain't nothing for me to find your IP, fly there and beat your ass. No one here should ever mention that fight again.
>>67788422
>Poirier-Duffy
fuck I have forgotten this fight.easily best fight so far in the year
>>67788436
What if Ronda Rousey was secretly a man raised from birth as a woman to dominate WMMA for uh, reasons?
![Gabi-Garcia.0_standard_709.0.0.0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z5yFPkV.jpg "Gabi-Garcia.0 standard 709.0.0.0[1]")
>>67788327
No it's not. And did you seriously imply Gabi Garcia doesn't look exactly like a fucking man?
>>67788469
you think I'm just gonna sit here and let you cut my head off, ahmed?
>>67788476
she sure 'boxes' like a woman
>>67788327
>having many of them at the same time
Yes. That is a thing that can happen.
What do you think is more likely? That Serena and Venus were born female (or "female enough"), but had a bunch of male traits which enabled them to be exceptional athletes?
Or that they were born male but, following a substantial coverup by their father, somehow had their identities changed to female and were raised as women for two decades (at some point going through surgeries to give them breasts, remove their genitals, etc) with the eventual goal of becoming the world's premier female tennis players?
Occam's razor, man. No one is denying that Serena and Venus probably have high levels of testosterone and some other male traits, but you're making unreasonable leaps with your weird conspiracy theory.
>>67788510
>Or that they were born male but, following a substantial coverup by their father, somehow had their identities changed to female and were raised as women for two decades (at some point going through surgeries to give them breasts, remove their genitals, etc) with the eventual goal of becoming the world's premier female tennis players?
This thread is killing me
Haven't laughed this hard in ages
look into moi eyes lidl man
>>67788086
Objective top 5:
1. Lawler/Condit
2. Lee/Yamaguchi
3. Miesha/Holly
4. Cruz/Dillashaw
5. Nate/Conor
>>67788648
>miesha/holly
that fight was shit
>>67788731
I don't know rd2 and 5 are top tier
>>67788510
>>67788599
>flat earth deniers confirmed
disgusting
>>67788492
Gabi isn't so bulked up now, she's lean and you can see her feminine form better.
>>67788318
I won't argue how fucking ugly they are, but even black ugly real women have female proportions on their bodies.
>>67788492
Cyborg and Gabi have female-like waists, no matter how roided they are. There's a manly woman, and there's a woman with male physical traits, it's two different things.
>>67788510
What if someone told you that a guy who chopped his dick recently is beating females in MMA, would you believe that?
>>67788731
It tells a good story but yeah the actual content of that fight was pretty bad
>>67788840
"feminine"
>>67788886
Don't get how you can bring up Fallon Fox in comparison when she's openly transgendered and anyone who fights her knows what they're signing up for
>>67788886
>sticking with it, still
bold strategy, cotton. let's see if it pays off for him.
>>67788780
Personally I found myself incredibly frustrated by Holly's ground game. Nice sprawl for sure, but once Miesha got past it... Holly was like a clump of warm playdough in Miesha's hands.
H*ck, I even found myself frustrated by Holly's striking too, but I sorta understand why it was how it was... listening to her corner CONSTANTLY shout out to fear Miesha's takedowns and don't push too hard, it was inevitable that Holly would be somewhat mentally frozen up.
>>67788900
mmmm mm mm... that's peak female right there. Once in a lifetime? Once in a lifetime doesn't begin to describe Gabi. She's a once in ever athlete.
>>67788886
That is not a female like waist, at all.
Her shoulders are literally broader, wider, and larger than Wanderlei who took steroids for YEARS
Her abdominal structure is entirely masculine in this picture and the preceding one >>67788900
You either concede how fucking stupid and wrong you are or make another stupid assertion that Gabi Garcia is a man too
It's called taking steroids and male hormones. Something many athletes, female and male take
MMA isn't Tennis. Publicly declaring a transsexual change is different from your tinfoil hate autism
You are fucking stupid.
>>67788927
It wasn't known Fallon was a tranny until he had several fights.
>>67788900
See even our roider here has a hourglass shaped waist. Even tho what the fuck is up with her waist bones
>>67788952
Well to be fair she was doing everything right and it's not like corner was wrong
>>67788997
That's not an hourglass that Gabi has, and an hourglass waist isn't the sole determining factor you dumb fucking orangutan
>>67788995
She's not facing the camera properly to get a good view of her form in that pic
>>67788997
>It wasn't known Fallon was a tranny until he had several fights.
It wasn't known by you or it wasn't known by her/his opponent?
>>67788886
>What if someone told you that a guy who chopped his dick recently is beating females in MMA, would you believe that?
Could you point me to the massive, borderline impossible multi-decade coverup of Fallon Fox's birth as a man, please? I think it might be relevant to the discussion.
>>67789019
Are you fucking blind?
>>67789095
these cringy obviously bias shoops need to stop senpai
>>67789004
In the fight, with their skill levels how they were, yes. I wanted to see Holly fish for more angles to connect on Miesha, but I can understand why she didn't given what we saw from her grappling game; in that sense I suppose my general frustration comes from my feeling that we'll never truly see Holly open up because of her weakness on the ground and subsequent fear of it...
>>67789095
That's not Gabi you dumb fucking monkey. Learn to read
>>67789040
What difference does it fucking make? Her abs are fucking bulging from her sides and her shoulders are GIGANTIC. Her jawline is ridiculous. Her voice is very deep for a woman (though that might just be a Brazilian thing)
>>67789063
her opponent, I remember some woman complaining she didn't know Fox was a tranny before the fight was made, and by that point he had like 3 pro fights already
he just revealed it when he had already taken advantage if it several times
http://www.wptv.com/sports/fallon-fox-first-transgender-mma-fighter-goes-public
>That opponent, Ericka Newsome, was knocked out this month with "a tie clinch," or a knee to the chin, 39 seconds into the fight without anyone knowing of Fox's background.
>It was "unfair I didn't know it, but it didn't matter that she fought me," Newsome told CNN. "I feel that it should have been disclosed to me ahead of time...so we are aware and able to be better prepared for the situation."
>>67789040
That picture isn't remotely what she looks like now
>>67789196
yeah that's some shit and she could probably sue, regardless this has nothing to do with the williams sisters
>>67789242
Where's a good front facing pic?
>>67789264
It's to illustrate that a tranny taking advantage of women in sports is nothing unbelievable at all.
>>67788952
Well, she feared Miesha's shoots and was tentative in standup (granted, she's always been a counter puncher) and STILL got taken down and caught. Her corner was correct in strategy.
Holly has ok sprawls, but Miesha is the best wrestler in the division, it's recipe for disaster. That and Miesha went all out in her shoot in round 5 as well, no way Holly can escape that.
>>67782163
I'd fucking love that. I love his episodes where he talks about jiujitsu.
>>67789307
do you follow history? you can easily look up their history instead of listening to clickbait mindnumbing bullshit that results in this type of logic:
>>67787167
>channel name: Trans World Sports
>you can't make this shit up
see
>>67787289
>>67789364
Does Guy Fieri do any martial arts?
![Screen-Shot-2014-04-13-at-11.10.02-PM[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/93UxrKF.png "Screen-Shot-2014-04-13-at-11.10.02-PM[1]")
>>67789307
In what universe is this a female form from any angle?
And while yes, this isn't that recent either, it just proves the effects of dosing a lot of steroids and male hormones.
>>67783540
Second smother choke in MMA history
>>67789450
because despite looking like an ogre she still has the female waist indentation that serena lacks. jesus youre a fucking simpleton.
>>67789585
Oh yeah because a waist is the only fucking thing
Let's ignore the fact her shoulders are bigger than fucking Wanderlei's
Let's ignore her jaw is larger and more defined than Wanderlei's
God, you are a such a fucking retard. You are so fucking stupid. What's it like being so fucking stupid? Must feel pretty stupid
Fucking retard
DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>67789450
you can't see her waist properly in that picture, not a front facing pic
Yes she looks like fucking gabriel gonzaga, but even those incredibly ugly females have female traits
>>67789658
that's a pretty neat birdo, friend
>>67789707
A waist isn't the only factor you subhuman fucking piece of shit, her waist is enormous in that pic anyways
Having shoulders and jaws larger than a juicing behemoth man is masculine, not feminine
I wish I could fucking beat the shit out of you
>>67789696
>>67789792
She's bigger than Wanderlei but proportions aren't masculine. Compare her shoulders and her waist, she has a pretty wide waist. Serena has much broader shoulders than waist, which is how male bodies are.
Also you need to be over 18 to post here.
>>67789449
No but he spends his time cumming inside of 10/10 models while looking like a troll doll
Holy shit this thread is shit. Can we go back to the old one where people posted pics of women who weren't roided up?
>>67789831
>her father is black
>she's an extremely masculine woman.
this is pretty common, if you hadn't noticed?
>>67789831
>but proportions aren't masculine
Yes they are. You are fucking literally deluded. Gabi's shoulders are fucking wider than Wanderlei's and he's even extending his arms.
You need to fucking stab yourself in the eyes
>>67789867
What good is the pleasure of ejaculating inside the pristine butthole of a tall European model if you can't stop a double leg?
LIST UFC FIGHTERS WHO ARE CONFIRMED HOMOSEXUALS
>DOMINICK CRUZ
>RICH FRANKLIN
(Both are cool af on my book tho)
>>67789879
This is one of the funniest /heem/ threads of all time
Are you seeing the shit this BR is saying?
>>67789929
Liz Carmouche
Amanda Nunes
>>67789929
Ken Shamrock
>>67789929
Conor
Almeida
Rockhold
Shogun
>>67789906
Wanderlei is a manlet compared to her, you need to compare her shoulders to a man of her size, or simply compare it to her waist
Reminder that im the best that ever posted
>>67789991
Who can stop the Firecrotch Dyke?
Pannie certainly couldn't.
FEMALE PROPORTIONS
>>67789929
Jones
Rockhold
Shogun
Wanderlei
>>67790037
v taper like bruce lee
>>67789989
So fucking what? Cain is basically the same height and her shoulders are fucking comparable to his
You are constantly flipflopping on what you're saying because you're a fucking retard
Taking steroids and testosterone will make you look more masculine. Plain and simple
>>67790037
That guy looks like he was about to cry
>>67790033
Never doubt her
>>67789983
>>67790039
>Rockhold
>>>>>>>>>IMPLYING
>>67790139
Her shoulders are comparable to Wanderlei, but she's way taller than him, look at her waist here and compare it to his, it makes Wand look like a twink
>>67790230
Your boy is legit closeted. He'll come out at 40.
Question: I've been into MMA since the UFC started getting big. I was a kick boxer at the time, so I know the ins and outs of stand up fighting in theory.
I have no idea, however, how ground fighting generally works or the theory behind it. I find it exciting sometimes but I'm never 100% on what each person should be trying to do.
So if anyone has a recommendation on a book or website or something that gives kind of a crash course in bjj/whatever that'd be awesome.
>i watched a single youtube video on human anatomy, therefore I understand it
>>67789929
rockhold
ricky martin
gandalf
mcgregger
george michael
>>67790272
Give me one piece of evidence and I'll upload a video of me sucking my own dick.
>>67790269
So what? It's still very much masculine no matter how you spin it. Those are still masculine no matter how you spin it. The moral of the story is that steroids and testosterone will make you look masculine.
>>67790303
>since the UFC started getting big
1993?
2005?
2013?
>>67790303
theres a bunch of online jewjitsu shit online just google or go on forums or leddit
I wonder if all the fighters who complain about money wish they went into boxing instead. Mainly the strikers of course like Rampage and Conor. They could have made 10 times the amount they earned in MMA. From a financial stand point going into MMA if you aren't a grappler is like letting a guy hit you repeatedly in the nuts just to prove how tough you are
Do you think MMA fighters will ever be paid anywhere near as their fellow athletes?
>>67790354
I let him fuck me in the ass to see if he was gay enough to go through with it and make me cum. Fagboy did seconds after I did
Then I fondled his nuts while sucking his shaft for to see if he would like it. The fucker did haha.
>>67790411
Probably 2008
>>67790303
Check out some Caio Terra dvd sets
>>67790426
im still kind of high sorry
>>67790354
please don't
My friend's dad is a big boxing buff but used to watch the UFC in the 90s. It's hilarious because whenever my friend and I are watching a fight he'll talk about how Tank Abbott would beat the shit out of them.
>watching Bendo vs Pettis 1
>'far out Tank Abbott would smack these little fellas'
>>67790454
Sounds like you're bullshitting me.
Look, I did something similar. This is the kind of shit any man says "no homo" after. I honestly doubt that neither of you said it.
>>67790354
>evidence
There's no evidence but he's notably unattached and has a pretty severe case of the notgays what with doing that bachelorette ripoff show and refusing to comment on what he'd think of a gay fighter in the UFC
Just to clarify I don't actually reckon he's gay though, I just understand the rumours
>>67790473
I'll check those out, thanks.
>>67790411
About 2005ish I think. That's when they started showing fights in all the sports bars where I'm from
>>67790354
Better star uploading bitch.
Who would win?
>>67790761
>never speak to me or my wife's son again
I fucking hate Brazil
I fucking HATE Brazil
>>67790558
No fucking way.
>>67790761
honestly I think MM could just run away until frank gassed
>>67787167
Oh please not this nigger again
>>67789913
Too true Ausbro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GvG3o-E03w
We're live
im more hype about macdonald vs wonderboy than 198 desu
>>67791122
any real Fight Fan would be
>Guys who can beat up other guys, like to hang out with guys who can beat up other guys
Is he right?
>>67790303
You should go to a gym and learn how to do it. As a martial artist, you should know it's about being put in those situations in order to learn. You can't get that shit from a book.
>>67790792
we all do
>>67790785
Delete this.
>>67791228
probably? since they train with each other and can push each other to better themselves
is it meant to be some profound statement?
>>67791336
should also highlight Mir suffers from low test
>>67791335
I like Brazil :)
>>67791346
It doesn't have to do with fighting or training specifically, it's a general statement.
where is that Br who said he was coming to Miami? he was my one shot to get on Heem 1 :(
>>67791336
HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT EPIC MEEMES
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY MEMES
YOU AHEV TO POST THIS RIGHT NOW HAHHAHAHAHA
HOLD THE DOOR
>>67791317
Not sure if my bones could take it these days.
Also I don't really want to know how to do it myself, I'm just looking to understand it while I'm watching.
>guy on YouTube arguing that Floyd would beat conor in an mma fight
That was one of you, wasn't it?
>>67791548
Game of Thrones is starting to remind me of when I was into pro wrestling, the shit just gets worse and worse and I'm starting to question why I even bother
>>67791631
I think it would be infinitely closer than a boxing match would be.
Do you think Conor would be able to set his pride aside and take Floyd down? Or would he just try to knock him out?
>>67783044
dan hardy does a good job considering they always have him doing garbage european fight night cards
>>67791709
I'm glad this season is going to end in a few weeks, it's pretty bad and I can't stop watching now
>>67791711
I could see Conor trying out oblique kicks and that kind of shit to murder Floyd's legs.
>>67791711
If he tried to exchange he would be even more niggerish than the actual nigger.
Just shoot in low for a single. or hug and pull guard and make Floyd smell your crotch with a triangle.
Like couture. Remember how toney was slow to react? I dont think it would be different with floyd
>>67790761
who is going to live longer? all MM has to do is hide for ~10 years and mir will be all fucked up from the roids, knockouts, and a lifetime of injuries
>>67783044
Tangentially related, John Morgan and Mike Chiesa were quite good on the Venator card.
>>67791818
hopefully Martin shits out some different material for his next book
>>67791711
>infinitely closer than a boxing match would be
m8 who was the last person that Mayweather ko'd? Or actually hurt? Connor is bigger and is a body puncher. With small gloves, Mayweather would be in a disavantage right there.
>>67791861
I didn't want to believe it was THAT John Morgan, but I was pleased with both commentators
>>67790792
There's this video that shows plenty of comparisons, just showing comparisons over and over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqSks7dvtnI
>>67791947
Yeah I might have to update my opinion on John Morgan, bring him up a notch or two... definitely out of "The Ratner Zone"; the lowest ranking.
>>67791928
He stopped Victor Ortiz!
>>67791928
Conor has like a VERY small chance to knock Floyd out in a boxing match. It's obvious Floyd wouldnt be able to compete in an actual MMA fight but this is Conor not some smart fighter. If they actually fought we both know Conor would come in and try to knock him out. He wouldnt take him down unless Floyd started to tag him.
>>67791987
are you still fucking talking about serena williams being a man? wtf you've been at it for like 3h now
>>67791839
>>67791901
oh yeah? /r/ing
>HENDERSON_THIGH_PUNCH.webm
>>67792109
I legitimately admire his persistence in the face of everyone calling him an idiot
>>67792040
He wasn't bad. But when I see his face I just can't. He's a total mess. He asks stupid questions to fighters like "are you nervous?" and "will you be my gf". And then I see his stupid jerry curl hair and fat gut. He's a wreck. Not bad at commentary since I think it's his first time. But everything else is awful. Actually I'm going to knock him down a few notches.
>>67779781
dude his nose got punched clean off
Conor should take a boxing match vs Floyd and then just high kick his head into the stands. like it wouldn't count but once people see Floyd get fucked up his whole persona disintegrates.
>>67780629
......shes 5'9 and at least 165lbs
>>67791336
>all these big guys whose livelihood depends on physical recovery coincidentally suffering from """""""""""low testosterone"""""""""""
lmao give me a fucking break
>>67792193
beats both these fools
>>67791901
>>67791839
>>67792193
2016 nate would absolutely wreck bendo, look at how skinnyfat nate is in there compared to his michael johnson fight where he was ripped
>>67792109
>>67792131
This new video I posted has some interesting information that I didn't know before. There was a man who went tranny called Renée Richards, he did his change when he was 40 years old, and ended up climbing the ranks in women's tennis, he went from amateur level to top 20 at 45 years old.
He refused to submit a sample for a test that verifies if people are real females. After being disqualified, he sued the US Tennis Association for discrimination, for his "right to be a woman", that was around the 1970s, he won. Later on the tennis associations would allow transgender to pass as women in female tourneys. This is also true for olympics.
Also some other physical differences between man and women, like how you can see that a female has a big ass even from the front, while the compacted male pelvis doesn't allow for such thing to happen, so trannies with big asses look very different from a big female ass.
>>67792207
>SOMETIMES THESE THINGS HAPPEN IN BOXING.
>>67791987
No one's watching 38 minutes about trannies you fucking psychopath
Steroids and male hormones play a role in looking like a man
Breaking fucking news
>>67792207
Same thing happened with Conor desu
>>67792406
Stop fucking posting already you fucking mega autist
You are an actual dumb fuck with Asperger's, seek help.
>>67792438
yes and it should happen to all cocky manlets
>>67792406
wow i never heard about that richards business. shit is whacky. can't believe the """""supreme""""" court could rule in that freak's favor, and in the 70s no less. we need world war 3 to reset the shitshow desu.
>>67792492
What would the sides be in World War 3?
>current year
>not consuming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M40jsBK62dA
>>67792528
FFA
git some
>>67791524
what?
>>67791335
no
>>67791461
yes
>>67792429
In some parts it does, but in everything, fuck no. He has brow ridges that are typical of males, and also his forehead is sloping, while female craniums have a vertical forehead.
Even for people shouting roids, his fucking brother looks like a man without being overly muscular >>67788154
Can you say with a straight face those are 2 girls?
>>67792555
Babe alert at 1:57
>>67792589
can you leave your car/bike/goat unlocked at night?
>>67792589
there was a Br a few months ago who said he was coming to miami for vacation or something and wanted to meet with fellow heemsters. i've been trying to get a fight for Heem 1 but no one is in south florida.
>live in hueville
>trannies everywhere
>become tranny obsessed
>see them everywhere
>outlet on heem because jobless friendless neet
>>67792616
You shouldn't ride goats mate.
So why do men so often defeat women in the combat sport of tennis? Does the sport favour raw physicality that much?
>>67792555
Isn't Ngannous fighting style "crossfit"?
>>67792646
I've been to Orlando, pretty sure you can find floridians that would fight strangers, if that's what you meant.
>>67792207
He'd probably lose a lot of money for doing that, but it would be fun to expose boxing for the sham that it is.
>>67792715
it has to be someone from /heem/
>>67792596
>but in everything, fuck no
Yes. That is what HGH can do. Perhaps if you weren't such a blind fucking retard you'd realize that
>looks like a man
Doesn't mean shit. I'm sure you look like a fucking bitch. It means nothing
Seek help, immediately
>>67792596
>>67792596
Black women are generally ugly and look like men, that's the problem with your argument. Most black women look like dudes if you shave their head.
>>67792766
We need him to move up to HW and beat a certain prospect that /heem/ can't get enough of >>67792682
>>67792787
Reply to my post, are those little girls? They're not on roids at that age
Serena looks like fucking chad warden and his brother looks like static shock
>>67792801
Female and male craniums have many differences, in those pictures they look exactly like boys.
>>67792854
what does pussy taste like, anon?
>>67792854
I said "most" and you pick a picture of a model. I actually think you're just a really good shitposter, but here's another (You) anyway
>>67792854
they actually look like little boys but damn youre one autistic fuck
>>67792854
are you implying something with that pic? it's like saying all indian women look like pic related.
>>67792907
Here, looks nothing like a boy. But who cares, you'll say it's an exception.
why does /heem/ always turn into /pol/ between cards?
>>67792907
>really good shitposter
not really, he ignores the obvious points that destroy his entire argument and trolls trivial shit.
>>67792984
Southamericans
/Heem/, tell me yours:
>Height/weight/reach
1,80m/70-72kg/~1,885m
>>67790303
BJJScout.
>>67792952
is that tupac
>>67792854
People look different, what a shock
You might actually have schizophrenia
It's amazing that you think Gabi Garcia has semblance of feminine features
>>67792207
What will happen then if Floyd just shoulder rolls it lmao? Conor loses tons of money and MMA looks embarrassing
>>67792952
That's an Indian, not an African.
>>67792993
Such as what, the fact that they looked like boys since before Serena took roids?
>>67793059
most kids are roughly gender neutral until puberty, welcome to the fucking earth
>>67793039
she has a waist indent point above the navel and wide hips
don't blame me if you're not smart enough to understand the difference between a manly ugly bitch and a person with obvious male physical traits
>>67793017
1.87m/84kg/1.92m
According to Brazilians these are very feminine proportions
>>67793059
>>67793092
My friend, do you have any evidence beyond 'Well, they don't LOOK like women'?
>>67793116
Maybe they don't TASTE like women
>>67793092
Women have different fucking waist shapes. Just because you watched one video made by another mega autist like you does not mean you understand human anatomy
I'm going to blame you for being a fucking stupid monkey who needs to be put down
>>67779558
How did you put quotation marks in the filename
>>67793116
he saw a documentary, maybe two
he fucking knows bro, he's trying to educate us
someone permaheem me please
>>67792207
Ha. I like this idea
>>67793214
I'll take what he's having.
>>67793186
silly boy
>>67793042
conor takes him down and rains 12-6 elbows down on him until his face is a red ruin
>>67793116
The fact that they have waist indent point below the navel, like men do
The fact they have a sloping forehead, like the cranium of men do
The fact they have a brow ridge like man do
The fact they have narrow waist like men do
The fact they have head-to-height ratio like men do
The fact they have shoulder width to head ratio like men do
The fact they have a ring finger longer than index finger, like men do
The fact they have necks like men do
The fact Serena has muscles like men do
other than that nothing much
>>67793259
i believe
>>67793259
>being this emotionally invested in this topic
bruh
>>67793250
Full on extreme. I like this. Maybe stomps and soccer kicks as well.
>>67793277
he doesn't seem that emotional. it's really just some of his detractors that are foaming at the mouth.
>>67793237
You don't really think about it but having the worst defeat of your career and what must be one of the worst moments of your professional life become an ubiquitous meme must be absolutely awful
>>67793304
he loves memes though
>>67793298
>ignoring facts
>blatant shitpost spam at this point
>doesn't seem that emotional
>>67793304
Someone once tried to get Rashad to sign a printed out picture of it
/heem/ im having an argument with my friend and we can't resolve it:
is soup a drink?
>>67793346
Depends on the type
If there are solid chunks of food in it, you obviously aren't supposed to drink it
>>67793346
Yes.
>>67793346
Well, it's a food you can drink
>>67793377
NEW
>>67793346
It depends if it has solid food in it. If it doesn't, then it can be considered a drink, since you do not require to chew to consume it.
>>67793330
The only ones ignoring facts are the people responding to me
>hey serena looks like a man
>but roids
>yet his sister looks like a man without a lot of muscle
>ignore this point completely
>they also looked like boys when young
>it's just that some black girls look exactly like boys when their hair is shaved
>>67793346
no and ill prove why in a 5h exposition
>>67793411
you're tranny-obsessed hue-friend
>>67793259
>some women have masculine features
Riveting analysis
>>67793411
Your argument
>they look masculine so they must be men
Please kill yourself
>>67793411
>The only ones ignoring facts
You know that's not true and you're not worth talking to any longer since you're legit ignorant.
Post walkout songs to kill the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtbuUlSGXzc
>>67793477
>>67793494
Yeah, like all of them together, even before taking roids, and one of the brothers looks like jon jones with a wig on.
They have the physical traits of men, like everything besides the adam's apple. One of them also overpowers other women who look like twigs next to her, coincidence or not.
>>67793368
>>67793401
but what about something like dumping soup- a bowl of clear broth with a couple dumplings in it?
something like boba tea is universally regarded as a drink despite having solids in it that you chew so why not soup with some solids in it?
>>67793544
The broth is a drink, the dumplings are food
It's like a smoothie in that it can be considered both
It's a drink with food in it or food with a dtink in it, depending on the number of dumplings and your perspective
>>67793538
>like everything besides the Adam's apple
Coincidentally the part that you can't develop just from being exposed to excessive male hormones in the womb/during puberty
Everything you're mentioning can be much more sensibly explained by excessive testosterone exposure in the womb, followed by hgh and steroid use later in life (and possibly during puberty).
>>67793538
Yes, it's called genetics, difference in genes
Aka, your genes encoding you to be fucking retarded
>>67793633
That sounds plausible, but Serena and Venus have way too many masculine aspect, I remember reading that testosterone in the womb affects facial structure, but now waist, shoulder, height and such? Sounds too drastic.
>>67793671
If women could have nearly all masculine physical traits, they wouldn't be used to differentiate the sexes
>>67793733
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DNA
You should try using wiki sometime, you might learn a few things.
>>67793733
>sounds too drastic
Oh but the idea of a dad concocting a plan to make his sons transgender is perfectly plausible? Why would it only affect the face and absolutely no other structure?
>>67793758
>using wiki as a source
>>67793777
He homeschooled them and pulled them out of a tourney when they were hitting puberty. How he did it isn't important, and there are examples of transsexuals abusing their advantages over women even in MMA. Not sure why a man trying to cheat with his kids to get a lot of money is such a crazy concept.
>>67793825
>using youtube videos with ratings/comments deactivated as a source
Please, you lose.
I know it, you know it. Stop now.
>>67793733
Black people, both me and women, have narrower hips than white people, and wider shoulders.
For a black woman, she has thinner hips than average, but nothing noteworthy.
There are some full blooded blacks in Africa that have seemingly inhuman limb length and waist proportions.
>>67793849
>inhuman
>>67792760
Where in south florida Im coming for a vacation soon
Im down to get /heem/ed
>>67793933
There are entire tribes where the average man has longer limbs than Jon Jones...the top 1% are freakish.
>>67794019
305/786
>>67794027
funnily enough the maasai are not 'full blooded' blacks. they have a small but significant amount of caucasian DNA probably from a phoenician excursion into the horn of africa ~2000 years ago. this is opposed to a lot of central and west africans who have measurably zero non-african dna.
>>67794027
>>67794240
woops more like ~3000 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJsofDfbbOU
![466621818.0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s0By8D8.jpg "466621818.0[1]")
![1457979435004[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GZzyOaV.jpg "1457979435004[1]")
![lead-660x400[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/HY8rKbF.png "lead-660x400[1]")
![Gabi-MMA[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/M44aoVW.jpg "Gabi-MMA[1]")
![cain-velasquez-2-225x325[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kaKDDuh.jpg "cain-velasquez-2-225x325[1]")
![Gabi-Garcia-610x250[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yQ49pcB.jpg "Gabi-Garcia-610x250[1]")
