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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
>mfw I realized conor is going to ko nate, frankie, mayweather, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order
Schaub=GOD
based OP
Reminder to enroll your daughter in wrestling classes.
>"Hello darkness my old friend."
Rafael Carvalho would be top 3 in the UFC MW division if Dana stopped ducking him.
>>67768595
>O-Oim still the champ ye
kek
KEK
K E K
"Palhares? Heh, he won't hurt anyone no more."
Why aren't you a vegan yet?
>>67768640
Why does the second pic say Meebok on his shorts
>>67768673
wtf
>>67768673
the fabric of the shorts is covering the top of the R
>>67768679
10/10
>>67768694
Ahh, you're right, didn't notice until fully zoomed in
>>67768552
lel, I hate connor's fucking face and I still haven't figured out what /heem/ means (new af to /sp/)
>>67768726
>newfag
>hates conor
pottery
>>67768726
happy easter everyone (miesha)
>>67768657
It's expensive.
>>67768726
Welcome fellow reddit friend
>>67768751
mma just doesn't interest me
/nba/ and nothing else, maybe /mlb/ as things take off later in the season
what is /heem/, pls?
>>67768726
>>67768786
Here
Everyone
Exchanges
Memes
>>67768786
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Memes
>>67768786
it originated from some nigger saying 'heem sleepy' as 'him sleepy' when another nigger got KO'ed in a WSHH video. I think.
>>67768849
hey pal, we dont use those racist words here
>>67768786
Here
Everyone
Extols
Memes
>>67768786
It originated from overeem'the reem' koing people so some guy made a typo insteqd of typinf 'he got reemed' he typed 'he got heemed' and it stuck around
>>67768786
Heem
Everyone
Even
Yourself
>>67768786
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/heme
here we just bleed
>Who wants to be a one-hit-wonder, right?
>>67768863
I'm not white, slaves fucked deshi girls when the white men brought them here, we have that in our mixed blood, I can say that.
>>67768794
>>67768823
>>67768869
>>67768871
backronyms everywhere
>>67768876
no
>>67768886
Tittle owner to fighting #9 ranking fighter not even on ppv, dana really was pissed off.
>>67768890
you're an idiot
>>67768921
ignoramus probably captures it better
>>67768786
It's from a WSHH video. Some guy get knocked out and a whole block beats this shit out of him then one guy yells heem sleepy. It is like "him sleepy" and now people use heem as a verb meaning to ko somebody. It is also more traditionally used to say things like heem sleepy, heem tappy, heem wobbly etc...
>>67768910
they are both coming from a loss, holm's manager asked dana for the rematch and dana said no fucking way
i'm rooting for schevi desu
schevi vs tate should be the goat of actually skilled womyn fighting who also happen to be hot
prove me wrong
>>67768961
nah, lad. nunes gonna take that belt. she told me personally that she has all the tools to beat miesha.
>>67768955
thanks Professor Meme
Will she win the championship tomorrow?
>>67768955
>WSHH
ty
>>67768983
do you speak broken engrish too? that might've been the epithome of humor
>>67768991
Hopefully. I'll win $75 if she does
>>67769021
he's always the funniest guy in the thread, unironically
>>67769021
kinda, accent sounds a lot worse tho.
>>67769040
thanks, post the puppy licking her face at park webm, she looks less depressed there.
Who here /Thominhas/
Pretty hype for this card
who has the worst boxing defense in all of mma
>>67769098
who you looking forward to see most? I like miranda.
how do I achieve this mode lads?
>>67769098
>ufc fight pass
lots of good fights, i'll be watching it (FOR FREE)
>>67769129
does cody have a chance?
>>67769143
wew
>>67769140
train hard till you go bald.
>>67769140
wide hips + 10/10 face
>>67769098
Kinda hoping to see Sterling lose and get kicked to Bellator
>>67769140
beat up someones boy for a living
>>67769169
He just renewed his ufc contract
Probably has at least 3 fights
>>67769148
Definitely, considering Almeida got lit up by Brad Pickett and Cody is a hard hitter. Probably still give it to Almeida
>>67769235
>Cody is a hard hitter
When will this meme end
>>67769148
i think Almeida is way too confident in his chin and people here seem to ignore that. Another thing people are sleeping on is garbrants wrestling. Ive heard TAM say he would take Dillashaw down a lot in sparring. Almeida has a significant reach advantage. Almeida also uses his jab really nicely and I don't see garbrant giving him trouble at range or in the pocket. I think Almeidas style leaves him open to getting heemd and it is going to happen eventually unless he changes something, but I don't see Cody being the one to do it. My guess is garbrants plan is to wrestle him for the opening rounds, but Almeida will stuff the takedowns, scramble well and get a second round tko.
>>67769291
>TAM
when will this gym die?
>>67769237
the fuck, pvz is listed at 5'4"...
>Ronda Rousey can beat you up. She can beat men up. She can beat me up. A lot of men don't want to deal with that but that's the truth. OK? Deal with it.
-Dana White
>>67769323
When Manlets finally learn
tbt Garbrandt vs Almeida is one of the best main events in a long time
Wouldn't be if Khabib vs Ferguson had happened, but still
>>67769323
depends what Faber does when he retires. Benavidez left, Dillashaw left, and Garbrant trains at Jackson/wink half the time. It's just Chad, Urijah, and PVZ left
>>67769291
Almeida is also a brown belt in jitz too, so a submission is always possible
>>67769432
under whom?
>>67769441
dunno
>Werdum: An immediate rematch would be in order
bawahaha what a goof
>>67768657
because I'm not an idiot who completely changes my entire diet to be much healthier overall and then attribute my new sense of physical well-being solely to giving up meat and dairy a few times a week
>>67768657
i'd sooner get a tattoo or do drugs/alcohol before becoming a vegan
>>67768568
this guy is exposed af
he will have no KO's in his career from now on, screencap it
>>67769128
Masvidal vs Larkin should be a banger. Also curious to see Barao at 145 against Stephens who is huge for the division.
Guess which fighter this is
>>67769558
Joanna
Source: twitter
>>67769477
Can hardly blame him when Cain got one
>>67769558
I'd suckle on those toes desu
>>67769477
He deserves an immediate rematch, it was clearly an early stoppage.
>>67769558
>>67769576
Joanna better get out before she gets heemed:
Abbreviated to PiS, is a right-wing[16][17][18] national-conservative[2][3] political party in Poland. With 234 seats in the Sejm and 62 in the Senate, it is currently the largest party in the Polish parliament. The PiS are highly critical of homosexuality, sex and violence in the media.
Threadly reminder to train in the gi 3x a week MINIMUM in order to get submissions
>>67769634
>that HGH head
>>67769634
Demian Maia only trains once a week in a gi
>>67769647
Hespec the gi and it hespec you
i'll sweat to death in gi lying in bed
>>67769652
Maybe you don't understand
3x a week
M I N I M U M
>>67769608
thought jj was highly christian.
>>67769682
"Oh, hey, Jacare, how did you get some of the best jitz in all of the UFC?"
"Is easy, I train 3x a week in gi"
There you have it folks
>>67769140
He's so good...
Not his best photo, tho
>>67769691
yeah she's retarded like they are, i just meant the violence part
>>67769694
The patron saint of /heem/ trains in the gi
He's good enough on the mats to completely nullify Roberto Abreu
Can you honestly keep making excuses?
>>67768575
She's so fucking clumsy. I doubt she wrestles at all.
>>67768575
lol that's bad ass
>>67769751
Well she's a woman m8. That's some top-tier olympic level technique for females.
Who /BISPING/ here?
>>67769798
She did a half-assed single leg and two shitty knees to the face and because she's so clumsy and uncoordinated, she fell flat on her face after she knocked that beta male out. She probably took a few free MMA classes tops.
>>67769815
jesus christ she kicked that kids ass why are you so defensive
>>67769804
none of us you weirdo
>>67769815
more like the guy has shitty takedown defense.
>>67769826
Because she isn't a fucking wrestler. Just some junkie bitch that beat up some punk that didn't even want to fight her.
>>67769846
no she's a 14 year old girl in a dress why are you taking this so seriously lol
>>67769864
Why does her age or what she's wearing matter? God damn youre retarded
>>67769846
>>67769864
do either of you actually know what really happened in the webm?
>>67769881
why are you so mad that a girl beat up a boy?
>>67769884
no and please don't ruin the fun by telling me
>>67769884
Some girl at a HS attacks a boy for an unknown reason. ALLEGEDLY its over "bullying". The whole time he's saying "get off of me" and just trying to distance himself from her. He didn't throw a single punch. If he actually were a bully, he would have dropped her the moment she laid hands on him. End of story. But there is something else going on here. Probably an ex gf or something.
>>67769888
Morons labeling people as wrestlers who don't know anything about wrestling usually makes me upset. Doesn't matter what gender they are. Quit trying to turn this into a debate about gender you dumbfuck.
>>67769804
HERE
>>67769914
holy shit you're insecure
>tfw just remembered Werdum is no longer HW champ
feels bad man
>>67769914
still, shitty takedown defense. didn't train 3x gi minimum.
>>67769924
That girl would blast double leg you faster than she dropped that kid. Your beta is showing.
>>67769804
WHEN ROCKHOLD'S HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS
>>67769946
his meme face was one of the very few nice memes here.
>>67769952
She could barely even grab a single leg on some kid that weighed even less than her. Your white knight is showing.
>>67769951
yea, that cross choke was there all day!
>she will never stomp your balls
McGregor interview is on ESPN right now
>>67770039
link
>>67770033
do you even have a use for them?
Is there anyone who can stop the Frank?
>>67770050
linking to streams is against the rules sorry i can't help
>>67769972
lol we got it, you can beat her up, killer
>>67770212
Glad we got that sorted, kid
>>67770170
Dana.
>>67770212
Except I never said that. dipshit. You really want to stir up some shit just because you got BTFO. Sit down, eat your pudding, and try again next time porky.
>>67770174
be a lad m8. fuck the rules and the autistic as fuck faggot janitors.
>>67770281
>Me in the blue gloves
>>67770292
sorry bro my IP is more static than my body in bed
>it's a legend gets defeated by a modern journeyman fight
broken heart desu
Show's how the sport (or at least the wmma side) has evolved tho
Six bings until Mcgoobz is back on
>>67770309
>It's a legend gets defeated by a modern journeyman fight
Sounds familiar
>pulling guard on a lion
>>67770348
>giving up your back to a lion
>letting another lion eat the ass
>>67770348
Should've taken its back and choked it out tbqh
Mata Leo is called that for a reason
conor memeing it up on ESPN
>>67770391
thanks m8
christ conor is a fucking moron
Well that was underwhelming
A lot of Conor's talk sort of feels off after he's had his ass kicked
So from the quotes I'm seeing, Conard is :
- backpedaling as hard as he can
- completely delusional about the Mayweather thing
Less than a month untill fedor is on fightpass
Robin black is doing commentary on Shooto Brazil again today. Starts in about 4 bongs.
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=15661001&ex_cid=sportscenterTW&sf26722665=1
>>67770482
>Robin Black
Literally more obnoxious than Joe Rogan
>>67770482
7 bongs, not 4
>>67770487
4 you fucking goof. Apology accepted.
>>67770484
HOT LAVA HOT LAVA HOT LAVA
>>67770503
Nope.
>>67770503
7 bongs m8
>Kailin's sister's tattoos
>>67770546
not even looking at the tattoos tbphwyf
>>67770453
>Fedor vs Maldonado
>On Fight Pass
>in 2016
Is this real life?
>>67770546
JUST
Travis vs. Cain who wins and how
What's your favorite Schaub story?
>>67770634
Hard to beat his Kimbo on TUF story
>>67770634
the rothwell fight
>>67770619
uh
>Cain's gonna destroy him, it's gonna be fun to watch
>I'm going with Cain
>Cain Valasques
>>67770348
Source holy shit
you can't just dump a pic of a man fightng a lion and leave it
>>67770619
Cain via standing tko
>>67770348
kek
>>67770348
>"I think that lion would fuck you up dude"
>"I am a brown belt in bjj, I think youd be surprised"
>"fuck that, watch and learn"
Then them gay ass lions had to jump him cuz he had that nigga 1v1
>>67770719
A guy tried committing suicide by jumping in a lion cage in Chile and the zookeepers killed both the lions and saved the suicidal man's life.
>>67770732
>deleting this
>>67770819
So the lions got robbed by the judges?
>"Listen, I'll put it like this. If people can walk around - and I don't mean this in a disrespectful way to religious people - and you believe the son of God came down to earth 2,000 years ago, and he killed himself for our sins, and he can walk on water, and there's a God up there looking after ourselves, and if you get on your knees and pray to him that things will change, if you can believe that, then you can believe that I can knock the f--k out of Luke Rockhold two weeks from Saturday."
>>67770348
>OHHH THAT TRIANGLE IS LOCKED IN TIGHT! THIS IS IT
>HE GOT OUT
>>67770843
It's Hamill vs Jones all over again.
>>67770348
Most will see 1 unconscious man here.
I see a clean get up about to happen in a fight against multiple attackers.
Hips away, strong frame with the left hand, right hand post on the mat with bottom leg free for a clean get up.
If the lioness was a second attacker, she is in trouble. I am a split second away from being back to my feet here.
With his outstretched, forward reaching pressure, and his torso separated from his hips, lioness is ending up face down after the get up.
Two or three quick cracks to his temple and I make my escape clean.
Two attackers immobilized.
What's up Chile.
>>67770634
The "I hate bullies, they're the worst thing in the world. Hey, wanna hear about the time I bullied my roommate ?" one
>>67770845
>and I don't mean this in a disrespectful way to religious people
why not? it doesn't deserve respect
>>67770880
Good post
>>67770845
I do
>>67770950
portals?
>[jesus was a fag and doesnt real] but believe in me
-Michael 'The Count' Bisping
MICHAEL "THE CUNT" BIZBING
CHUCK LYDAELL
what are you lads watching
AKHMAT FIGHT SHOW
http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
GET IN HERE FIGHT FANS
>>67771170
Leaked GoT episode.
Khabib spotted
>>67771068
DELETE THIS
>>67771337
Donde?
>>67771068
atup up you disrespectful cunt, i bet you wouldnt say it to his his face, fucking pussy. i will punch you if you say that to me little coward.
>>67771407
there are torrents all over the internet
>>67771044
>he's holding a rock
True poetry
>>67771407
https://kat.cr/game-of-thrones-s06e05-the-door-1080p-x264-sammy-hq-mp4-t12641750.html#comment
do you think that Holland' own Michel Bispijn will defeat Rockhog?
I will debut as a pro in a local event guys, can i tell you my name for support?
I train in Nova União.
>>67771586
>I train in Nova União.
don't kill yourself on a weight cut
>>67771586
>I train in nova uniao
Share your cycle with us
>>67771586
Don't slip in any bathtubs
>>67771586
>I train in Nova União.
>>67771586
Congrats mang
Good luck
>>67771586
Tell us after the fight to avoid memery
>>67771586
are you willing to fight Estonia(RIP), Lithcuck, or boxing Swede?
>>67771688
Boxing swede already has a fight, I'll take it instead
I'm a brown belt in japanese ju-jutsu, I'll fuck him up
>>67771586
Fight like WEC Aldo my friend !
>>67771606
that's some big wood haha
>>67771586
nice and flowy ronaldo
>>67771731
Actually, I will be taking this one.
I'm a black belt in meme footwork
>>67771586
Have someone film it or tell us where we can watch it.
>>67771586
Just upload a video of the fight and let us guess who you are
>>67771586
Unless you hold up a /heem/ sign on camera I wont beleive it anyway
>>67771764
I would never mess with somebody posting Köksal
Please don't heem me
>>67771764
Leave it to me, il slam this hue
>>67771778
ur opinion=WGAF
>>67771764
>>67771819
>köksal is pronounced as cucksal
kek cant make this stuff up
>>67771828
Gus will be the champ
>>67771350
be careful
>>67771778
something more subtle like gray schaub hair or a rosefu pillow would suffice imo desu lad
lads, anyone watching Akhmat Fight Show?
>>67771866
>Gus will be the champ
>>67771871
>that pic
this CANT be real
>>67771963
It's definitely real
>>67771993
why would someone JUST himself this hard?
>>67771993
fugggg
he has to be the best looking fighter ever
>>67771586
i will buy whatever i can to support your career if you are a /heem/ posting fighter
>>67772087
He accidentally knocked up his girlfriend and wanted to feel young and independent.
>>67772090
>its the britgayfag posts about how he drools over a guy episode
>>67771871
>>67771993
he saw Milo Yiannopoulos on JRE then tried to emulate his hairstyle
>>67772177
What if that's a girl?
>>67768575
when will they learn lads
>>67772142
>i will buy whatever i can to support your career if you are a /heem/ posting fighter
HUENNIT
>>67772179
he makes milo look straight
i've never seen such an adult tryhard
>>67768552
So what's the deal is conor actually rematch in Diaz or what?
>>67772510
I don't know. Why do you hate freedom?
Poor Tom
>>67772569
Non sequitur.
>>67772656
lol cruise
>>67772692
your picture has no connection to your question, so fuck you and your premise
>>67772259
he isnt
What's next for Hendricks?
>>67772656
>that cruise
is that our own cruiseposter?
>inb4 he deletes his account
>>67772917
I think a reducing in his nausea and swelling of his feet will happen, once the bubble pops and water flows out we got ourselves a birth going
>>67772929
https://mobile.twitter.com/damohicks
>Professional amateur.
>Ireland
He'll win 2 title defenses - Overeem and the winner of Velasquez-Browne
Werdum will beat him in the rematch
>>67771867
Durka flip flab Jihad
>>67773335
>Dallas Winston
>Draw
>>67768552
Prime Ken Shamrock was a better Irish fighter than Memegaygor
how much weight is she lifting? will she rematch paige vanzant?
>>67773505
2 QT 4 ME
>>67773505
what's the purpose of the chains?
>>67773591
why do hawaiians act like they're from harlem?
>>67773598
progressive resistance
>>67773598
adds weight as you progress through a rep
Rank ppvs leading to UFC 200 so far
1. 194
2. 195
3. 196
4. 193
5. 192
6. 197
7. 198
8. 191
>>67773744
UFC 1
>>67771731
what kind of japanese jujitsu?
Will Barao catch HEEM Stephens hands?
>>67773744
195
194
198
197
196
193
192
191
>>67773678
>>67773685
oh, nice
>>67773744
Can anyone rank them without looking them up?
which womym fighter should i masturbate to today?
>>67773744
1. 196
2. 193
>>67773981
Cyborg
>>67773986
>that poo in the loo physique
>>67773981
carla esparza
>>67773981
Dragonlily
>>67773981
challenge a real one to a fight
>>67774017
ex-fucking-cuse me?
Is this supposed to be a commercial?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFhLm5XpJVN/?taken-by=werdum
>>67774129
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BFhLm5XpJVN/?taken-by=werdum
time to end this peperoni
i need a ???? to myself
>>67774129
who eats pizza with a knife?
>>67771586
sure, go for it
>>67774179
ikr
a fork is all you need
>>67774145
delete this ya fuckin dork
>>67774232
For a true martial artist, your hands are all you need.
>Mickey Gall is wasting years of his prime developmental years waiting for a fight that will never happen
>>67774440
Shit, I never actually considered Gall's role in this.
That is quite shit, isn't it?
>>67774381
anyone else ever felt like your body suddenly JUST shuts down? Happened to me while running once, thought I was gonna die.
Anyone want to asterisk fight?
>>67774172
Time to end these hunger pangs
I need a medium to myself
>>67774464
I once got shot point blank in the liver with one of those xl confetti guns so basically a hard fist size ball of plastic and I just turned off for like 20 seconds
>>67774464
did you fall down?
>>67774514
luckily no, sat down on the street.
>>67774514
At least it isn't a far way down if he did.
>>67774464
it's called vertigo, i have it all the time, my heart goes from fast to slow to fast again, my inner axis moves around and i feel like i'm gonna fall
plus social anxiety and other mental disorders, that's why i masturbate and watch heems after midnight
>>67774603
I ran at a pretty regular basis, this happened only once. really shitty feeling.
>>67774571
i was sprinting once on pavement and my legs suddenly felt like noodles, i knew they were giving out on me but i was going too fast to stop properly, so i knew i was going to eat it. it felt like forever. got scraped up and embarrassed myself.
>>67774645
Do you ever get ringing in your ears?
Hola, cage fighting connoisseurs.
>>67774701
nah, I've never threw up while running either. Do get stomach cramps from time to time. But that one time I legit thought I was gonna get heemed for good.
>>67774784
>tfw knuckle up tonight
>Conor
>natty
>goes up three weight classes easily
>looks all fucking jacked
And don't give me that shit that he's on those "low liquid" diet things. Where he gets all ripped because he has no fluid in him. He's on roids. The fact that he got so upset about roids when Nate accused him of using them should tell you all you need to know. He was on the gas,Nate called him out and he got mad because he was caught.
>>67774784
As-salaam alaikum
>>67774816
i can never get past the intro
>>67774872
Nice shitpost
>>67774872
He's major against that.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/22/11736350/ufc-searching-for-potential-replacement-for-tarec-saffiedine-in-rick
>>67774873
>being careful
good
>>67774960
Durka allah jihad ding dong sheep fucker. Be careful Muslim
>>67774872
nice concrete proofs there mate
>>67775026
>mfw kuffar
>>67775026
>sheep
that's you m8, we about goats here
be careful
>>67774464
Yeah, we were doing laps around the field during hurling training, 3rd lap I blacked out, thought I was going blind, went on for at least 15 seconds before I could see right
Honestly, I don't think I've ever been as scared as that moment when all I could see was darkness
>>67775026
>ding dong
Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry Lee Lewis was the Devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding, dang my dang a long ling long
Why do gringos make an effort to pronounce the Gracies' first names correctly?
>>67775026
it's goat la
>>67775146
vaza hue
>>67768786
Homosexuals
Enjoying
Exotic
Men
>>67775121
You fuck both of them Durka, Be careful.
>>67775146
Quote of hespect
>>67775146
because they rank them
like james is ha-mess and henry is AN-REEEE
Saffiediene is hurt. Probably going to be pulled from Story fight
>>67771586
Wear a "If /HEEM/ was easy it would be called sherdog" black t-shirt
>>67775153
Only thing you fuck is Kermits arseshole.
>>67775212
wew
>Jon
>>67775222
unironically there is a colombian player in real madrid whose name is james but they want us to pronunce it ha-mess and it's kind of weird because spain is different and people pronunce james bond as yaymes bond so basically halal madrid is beyond the atlantic goattier linguistic skills status
>out hiking today innawoods
>need to cross this little creek
>find spot with a fallen tree to use as a bridge and pull myself up the other bank
>tree im using to pull myself up snaps in half
>fall off the tree down into the water
JUST
Almost got heemed
>>67775302
rude
>>67775217
n-no u
>>67775342
yeah that was the player i meant. henry is the french arselona guy
>>67775146
because in America you get called an idiot if you mispronounce a foreign word or name so people take what they know about a language and try to pronounce the word in that frame of reference. Meanwhile everyone else pronounces English words "incorrectly" and the same people don't give a darn
>>67775044
Pic related.
>>67774921
Shut up before I shut you up.
>>67774924
No he isn't. Look at his fucking face. He doesn't have the beard to be cool. He has it to hide all the acne the roids give him.
>>67775452
too much ass
>>67775376
Were you practicing your movement?
>>67775470
nice eye test
and it's called cutting weight, second pic is his natural walking weight
>>67775560
condit won
>>67775533
You won't ruse me this time, Battuta.
>>67775470
Wish I could hide my enormous chin with a beard. can't even grow that.
>>67775605
he did, but no one gives a shit.
do you guise think there might be at least one top 10 cotender from the ufc who is browsing this thread as i type this?
>watching Conor stuff on Youtube
>MY BOY!
I don't understand all the keks you guys have at Artem. He's a real friend. When Conor went to Ido,Artem was the guinea pig. When Conor needs to spar someone and go a little hard on them to build up confidence Artem is there. When Dee is sun bathing by the pool Artem is there. Keeping an ever vigilant eye on her to make sure she doesn't fall into the pool. I wish I had someone like him in my life. To set me on the right path.
>>67775452
Already happened friend
>>67775533
t. Shaemus Fitzpatrick
>>67775560
Sort of, running out innawoods opens my third eye, very peaceful. Jamie bring up the article about the pineal gland
>>67768575
>runs away before all the other nigs jump her
good thinking
>>67775449
Be careful
>>67775393
It ain't easy being green. Good luck in Rio man.
>>67776082
COMMANDER ADAMA?
IS THAT YOU?
>>67776164
Hmmm maybe
>>67775875
>norwegian in mma
>gee i wonder if he has any viking stuff in his nickname
>"valhalla"
>literally brings an axe yo his fights
>>67768575
Reminder to enroll your son in BJJ classes so he can successfully deal with uppity women without hurting them and thus coming across as the bad guy
>>67776211
does he trim his beard? I heard you lose the viking status if you do.
>>67776191
wew lad i never thought you were a suit and tie motherfucker
how's the colonial fleet going
>>67776211
aren't his options pretty much stoic farmer or grizzled stoic fisherman?
>>67776164
I prefer to be called Lieutenant Martin Castillo thank you. Follow rank Amigo
>>67776240
every american highschooler should be required to take wrestling
>>67768575
What was this dude's end game? Pull the hair until she taps?
>>67776357
It would be more constructive than PE classes, I feel like
MRSA would probably become a lot more common though
>>67774946
DELETE THIS
>>67776357
I seriously dont understand why kids arent taught fighting everywhere as part of standard education, specially now that bullying is seen as some kind of horror lol
>>67776535
this
make education system great again
>>67776535
because you're just giving the bullies extra weapons
>>67776535
because a lot of bullying is now done online
kids should be working on their banter instead
>>67769148
Cody hits hard. He's a very strong striker it'll be a great match up no doubt.
>>67776420
I'm not wrong desu
http://www.sportsturfnw.com/wrestling-mats-are-a-leading-cause-of-mrsa-in-high-schools-and-colleges/
>>67776595
Chael P. Sonnen ought to open up a banter program for american youths
>>67776595
I think they legit teach about cyber bullying at high school here now.
>>67769634
Maia is a fucking geek.
>>67776595
Yea that's great, make the American kids even more inactive, increase the size of the motorized carts.
>>67775997
>nigs
>>67776648
Sounds exactly like a weak, ugly no-gi nerd got submitted by a tall, strong gi practicioner with a jaw that could cut diamonds
Work on your spider guard bro
That feel when you're from a filthy European Country and will never be an NCAA Division1 Wrestler
>>67776758
that fucking file name
>post yfw Benavidez finally beats DJ the 6th time they fight
>>67777036
implying Benavidez or jonson won't permaheem themselves if they lose to mm one more time.
>>67777087
I meant dodson
>>67777082
>>67777133
I will fight anyone that is disrepectful to me, I hate bullies!
>>67777180
>>67777185
Fuck you.
>>67777274
ur ded kid
>>67777206
>Contact
>>67777274
*pushes you* you are about to get beatdown, punk!
>>67777082
>>67777133
>>67777180
>>67777206
>>67777304
this isn't fighting, please delete.
>mfw conor's left hand
>>67777302
>>67777324
Jokes on you, I'm running away, and there's fucking nothing you can do about it ha ha!
>>67777396
and people still think that Diaz won't get wrecked in the rematch. Conor was smashing his face in until he gassed, thats an easily corrected mistake. This time Diaz is going to sleep inside 3 rounds.
>>67776585
bullshit, that's what a clueless soccer mom would say
kids get bullied because they aren't willing to fight back, if the bully sees the victim isn't a pushover he will probably think it's not worth the trouble to try anything
>>67777635
>soccer
you are a little bit butthurt about soccer
what happened to Dana, he seems more quiet than usual lately
In all of Maia's UFC fight, he always lands this sweep and its such a good in the pocket to get back on your feet
>>67777588
>gassing is an easily correctable mistake
>>67777728
not me 7777777777777777
>>67777752
maia gets the tittle shot after woodly, no?
>>67777635
soccer kicks and wrestling would be good moves for kids to protect themselves with
>>67777909
I went to tuffnuff 22 in vegas, and one of my friends later told me Khalil was in the audience
If I had known he was there I would have tried to get a picture of him
>>67773620
Because they're trash people with trash morals and trash outlooks. They don't call Hawaii the trash state for nothing.
>>67777754
Conor put on a lot of weight in comparison to his usual fighting shape. Conor will get used to the weight and fight smarter. In the first round he was throwing bombs, if he picked his shots a bit better he would have likely continued beating Nate up. Conor has better stand up and Nate won't try to get it down.
>>67777909
The pain that you'll never see soccer kicks in Western MMA
>>67777993
>>67777909
>tuffnuff 22
wew
it was this
http://www.tuffnuff.com/2016/04/22/
>>67778019
that is western MMA
you just can't soccer kick to the head
>>67778004
conor didn't work on his cardio before the nate fight, how could you become the goat if you make this type of rookie mistakes?
>>67777588
And people think Diaz with a training camp will get touch. Conor is finished, this is the Diaz era.
>>67777844
He might get cucked by Wonderboy if he beats Rory.
>>67778083
mistakes happen, I think he trained cardio but he wasn't in his ideal fighting shape.
who got the
>>67777777
>>67778056
Yeah meant to the head. The no kicks to the head of a downed opponent rule in general. Only based Asian MMA provides
>>67778123
or, I think his cardio is good for 145 and 155, but at 170 he puts too much muscle/weight and gas quickly.
>>67778117
is wonderboy legit tho, I'm still not buying in on the meme.
>>67778132
imagine if Brazil had this.
>>67778306
The best one for Brazil to get would be
>X1111111
Literally 7 1's, but I think the meme will be dead by the time that comes around and janitors will have succeeded in making this place a safe space devoid of fun
>>67778572
you're 800 posts late
>>67778659
>3.3mb pic of some dopey looking 7 with decent tits and a body airbrushed beyond reason
What is your purpose in life?
>>67778659
the level of photoshop in that pic is disgusting, and she still looks ugly
2/10, would NOT bang
>>67778698
I'm pissed I didn't get the 7 sevens. Hows this.
>>67778749
>almost naked in weather that cold
3/10, I don't like dating retards
>>67778252
I think he is legit, his last wins are against very good fighters, and he literally destroyed Hendricks.
I'm not saying Maia shouldn't get a shot at the title first, but casuals don't like fighters using only jiu-jitsu like Maia, and unfortunately popularity counts.
Are Canelo a pussy for dropping his belt or just a product of how shitty boxing have become?
>>67778803
here's a pretty lady for you
>>67778803
try this lad
pic related is an mma fighter making her debut next month
>>67778923
BREHS
>>67778803
pic related is an mma fighter making her debut next month
how will she do lads?
pic related (left) is an mma fighter making her debut next month
how will she do lads?
aadsdddddddddddddddddddd
>>67778991
Come on man, shoop it a bit more subtle fucking'ell
>>67778890
Both, but it says more about boxing as a whole
pic related is an mma fighter making her professional debut next month
how will she do lads? first round ko? triangle choke?
>>67779115
>>67779045
reported
>>67778252
>is wonderboy legit tho, I'm still not buying in on the meme.
He's won his last 6 fights, 3 of them in the first round including Hendricks, a former champion.
>>67779045
>>67778991
they'll both get heemed in the first round of their debuts and never compete again
>>67779115
she'll last until the second round before gassing and getting heemed
>>67779115
>>67779045
>>67778991
Did I just create something out of anger from not getting 7 sevens?
>>67779096
its not a shoop
>>67779115
Sauce?
>>67779188
>>67779162
I'm getting owned at the moment. Fuckin'ell
>>67779162
>tfw actually reported it
wew
Pic related is an mma fighter making her debut next month
how will she do lads?
>>67779232
this asian mma fighter making her debut next month is much thicker than waterson tbqh
>>67779276
announcing reports and abusing the report system are violations of 4chan's rules lad. shame on you.
>>67779309
AND NEW WHW CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
>>67779358
>calling nsfw material to the attention of the heroic janitor on an sfw board is abusing the reporting system
wew
lad
>>67775875
Meek has some massive legs
NEW: >>67779558
>>67779313
Future mma fighter
32 posts earlier on a fucking sunday
gg
>>67779724
left - strawweight
right - bantamweight
>>67779724
>>67779811
>I hhhh hhhhh
I am always turned on when i hear the words "Big Brown"
>>67780071
I always feel the need to take a massive shit
>>67780177
Same
>>67780071
RARE
A
R
E
>>67778803
high test
Say Rousey goes to Kings instead of Glendale. They're both in California so it's perfectly reasonable. Would Master Cordeiro be able to break her down and turn her into a female Dos Anjos? An explosive grappler that also has some tremendous Muay Thai. Would the new Honda Housey be able to beat Holly Holm?
Also post Edmonds
>>67780362
RARE
A
R
E
>>67780403
She would definitely improve a lot
I would see her still have a mainly grapping based offense, but more acceptable striking as well
>>67768552
natty goat more like the fatty woat lmeo
>>67780404
>being this new
imthinkingabouteithermidmay
>>67780680
>implying Bangladesh isn't still rare
Just watched the Entourage movie. Ronda sure had a good thing going there for a minute.
>>67779558
reminder to go here when this thread is filled
>>67780794
Is she a passable actor?
I didn't think she would be.
>>67780889
a meme killed off before it could reach its full potential
at least she can dance
>>67780950
i should rename it as paige van gregor
>>67775146
because all you hues get so pissed about everything and travel in roving packs
>>67780901
She worked in Entourage. If I knew nothing about her and watched the movie I wouldnt be thinking "Oh man this chick is so bad at acting I've lost my sense of immersion."
>>67780901
nope
>>67781034
McVanZant
>>67768726
heem is the sound that Anderson made when Weidman put him to sleep.
heeeem
Reminder that im the best that ever posted
four ninety seven
>>67768575
She was falling all over the place like a clumsy baby taking its first steps and you think she knows how to wrestle...? Also, the boy she was beating up wasn't even fighting back lmfao
>>67768552
Conor's fuckin balance here
This position he's maintaining while boincing on his butt on a thin pole
When is this meme fighting next
>>67769842
He was holding his lunch in one hand, try wrestling with one hand.
