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Heyward not playing, Based Zobrist in the 2 hole
get in here for afternoon baseball
Got a nasty feeling about this one, boys.
Brought out the whiskey for this one just in case.
But still, Go Cubs!
Rafael Nadal forced to retire due to a wrist injury.
Official Site Links
Draws: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/draws/index.html
Schedule: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/index.html
Official Stream (geoblocked outside France):
http://www.francetvsport.fr/roland-garros/
TV:
UK - ITV, British Eurosport 1 & 2
Ger - Eurosport - 1, 2 and 360
USA - Tennis Channel, NBC
Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/wta-women/
Poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10275668 (embed)
UNCLE TONI ONCE TOLD ME
THAT NOLE WILL BAGEL ME
I AIN'T THE CLUTCHEST GUY ON THE CLAY
I WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB
WITH MY HAND SCRATCHING MY BUM
AND MY SHOTS GOING TO ROGER'S BACKHAND
WELL, THE WRIST STARTS BREAKING
AND THE KNEES START SHAKING
CLAY SEASON'S OVER SO I GUESS I'LL START FLAKING
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE
NOT TO HIT TOP SPIN
YOUR BALLS JUMP HIGH
BUT YOUR WRISTS GIVE IN
SO MUCH TO SEE
SO MUCH TO WIN
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH TIME VIOLATIONS
YOU'LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU'RE NOT BOLD
YOU'LL NEVER WIN IF YOU DON'T ROID
HEY NOW
YOU'RE A CLAY STAR
GET YOUR GAME ON
GO PLAY
HEY NOW
YOU'RE A CLAY STAR
GET THE SHOW ON
GET PAID
IF I'M YOUNG AND ROGER IS OLD
WHY HIS HAIR IS NICE, AND I'M GOING BALD?
fucking chardy challenges literally every close call. that's gotta be annoying
Not Nadal.
Now Dj0j0v1c can claim the French Open.
Why does this country have 2 national soccer teams?
>amerifat edumacation
>>67884924
North Ireland and Ireland are different countries.
Britain, on the other hand, has a lot of teams. There is Wales, Scotland, England.
>>67884924
Because the UK is retarded and they insist in breaking up their federation in four pieces.
how good was he in his prime?
>>67860624
nigga you almost fucked up my post
Overrated / 10
>>67860624
_irk Nowitzki
ENGLAND 1 AUSTRALIA 0
It's coming home lads, Euro 2016 is coming home
>invent sport
>have 100+ years to perfect it
>build your own youth divisions and youth leagues to build players from the ground up
>LITERALLY A CENTURY OF PREPARATION
>get BTFO by Germany everytime
>undeservedly "win" a world cup
>literally irrelevant in EVERY major tournament that England plays in
>irrelevant in club football as well
>literally BTFO by Spanish, German, and even fucking 3rd world ex Soviet teams
>One (1) point
>America hasn't given a fuck about the sport
>still better than England on an international level
Holy fuck is there a more useless country out there /sp/?
COMING HOME
>England wont win the Euros
Rashford, Vardy, Kane
WHO CAN STOP US?
>Ireland wasting their time playing teams that couldn't even qualify for a 24 team tournament
Literally why?
Same reason why they let teams who finished 4th in WC 2014 GroupStage play EURO 16 Qualifiers.
>>67886570
>Greece
>Can't beat Faroe Islands
>Think they can talk down to a team that actually qualified and went on to beat Germany
KNOW YOUR PLACE STELIOS
third for god and ulster
>£152m for overrated shit
>>67883662
For that kind of money you could just buy UEFA, no need to buy Busquets
>>67883698
>Uefa
>not already bought by uefalona
>>67883662
Amerifat in charge of being clueless
>delusional Britshits think they have any chance
>Germans think they're gonna win again
>Spaniards think they can win
>Frenchies think they have any chance with their African team
Meanwhile, we are ACTUALLY going to win the Euros.
I'm serious.
Too long have we watched from the sidelines.
This is our time, it's coming home to the Alps, lads
Give us the trophy already
>only relevant players being two meme left backs
Awwww, that's cute
>>67879415
wrong pic m8
Hey guys da land is going to have at least 2 championships this season
>>67878424
>windians
>playoffs
>>67878424
which one would be more important
>>67878431
>not knowing that the monsters are going to win the Calder cup
>>67878453
Economically : basketball
Culturally and historically: Calder cup
Is there anything worse than seeing this guy win anything?
>ballon d'Ors
literally has voting dates extended by FIFA to accommodate him participating in playoffs because he cannot qualify in a group consisting of Russia, Azerbaijan, Northern Ireland, Israel, and Luxembourg. Wins by 2%.
>Golden Shoe
stat-pads 5+ goals against minnow teams.
Does absolutely nothing against big teams or in games that matter (literally 1 goal against top 3 opposition)
>Champions League
misses the penalty in his first CL, still wins
does nothing in the second CL, still wins
>league titles
1 in 8 years
his 1 title win, carried by Ozil (17 assists) and Di Maria (15 assists)
LFP Awards that year: best Manger - Pep Guardiola
best Player - Messi., Best Forward- Messi
fuck this gay cunt.
>>67863257
>literally has voting dates extended by FIFA
This was ridiculous 2bh, I still don't know why didn't Messi/Ribery say something, he literally won 0 (zero) titles that year.
i agree with everything you said OP
gladly we won't see him win anything this weekend. based Cholo and his men got this
Wolfburg, you had one fucking job
Discuss.
I like it
>no Messi
Are they selling him?
Are they gonna stay without Qatar? If so 9/10
It's official, how deluded is this club?
>>67880044
ABU BTFO
More deluded than Australia thinking it's good at bantz and shitposting.
>>67880044
that chevrolet ad makes the kit look shite
Brisbane Broncos vs Wests Tigers
Venue: Suncorp Stadium
Begins at 7:50pm AEST
Live coverage from Channel 9 and FoxSports
First for WalkGod
http://www.nswrl.com.au/news/2016/05/27/daley_finalises_posi.html
http://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/gorden-tallis-wont-let-wayne-bennett-off-the-hook/news-story/46af00e94c0637ce1b902d5c20ec2227
Gorden Tallis dropping elite truthbombs lads
Is this the single most powerful city in the history of professional sports?
Thats not Lester city
not even close, but you got me to reply
>>67875952
What city is that?
I genuinely don't know
![cristiano-ronaldo-415-jose-mourinho-crying-after-winning-against-barcelona[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yVBJeEK.jpg "cristiano-ronaldo-415-jose-mourinho-crying-after-winning-against-barcelona[1]")
>MOUYES
JUST FUCK MY CAREER UP SENPAI
Jose Mourinho has been confirmed as Manchester United's new manager.
The former Chelsea and Real Madrid signed his contract at a London hotel at around 5pm on Thursday to take charge at Old Trafford.
Mourinho met the executive vice chairman of Manchester United, Ed Woodward, to conclude the talks earlier in the afternoon, symbolically wearing a black and red tie for the final stage of negotiations.
The deal is completed on the 12th anniversary of Mourinho winning the Champions League with Porto; during that run, the Portuguese club knocked out Manchester United.
Mourinho, who has been out of work since being sacked by Chelsea in December, replaces Louis van Gaal, who was himself dismissed by United two days after they won the FA Cup by beating Crystal Palace 2-1 at Wembley.
this year is our year senpai
>>67860786
>Mouyes is back
Can't wait. The media are gonna get sick of him real quick this time, people are sick of MUH MIND GAMES still.
I unironically think he will fail
the manure job is literally the madrid job 2 since fergie left
all that media shit plus mourinhos antics with the press
plus all their players except de gay, smalling and martial are shit now
