ENGLAND - AUSTRALIA MATCH THREAD 1
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It's coming home lads, Euro 2016 is coming home
>invent sport
>have 100+ years to perfect it
>build your own youth divisions and youth leagues to build players from the ground up
>LITERALLY A CENTURY OF PREPARATION
>get BTFO by Germany everytime
>undeservedly "win" a world cup
>literally irrelevant in EVERY major tournament that England plays in
>irrelevant in club football as well
>literally BTFO by Spanish, German, and even fucking 3rd world ex Soviet teams
>One (1) point
>America hasn't given a fuck about the sport
>still better than England on an international level
Holy fuck is there a more useless country out there /sp/?
COMING HOME
>England wont win the Euros
Rashford, Vardy, Kane
WHO CAN STOP US?
Just tuned in, who Scored?
>no luke wilkshire
>ausfailian defense
First for meme magic
>>67888248
thanks.
>>67888255
Please find your (you) enclosed
CAN'T BASH THE RASH
>>67888276
bloot 2bh
BRITGODS
>>67888280
Sterlings Cousin
>>67888281
That name brings me back
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
Aussies on strayacide watch
>>67888280
The biggest meme player on the pitch
>AUSKEKS
STUDGE ON POOICIDE WATCH
>>67888281
Wilshere's english
>>67888255
didn't read lol
IT'S COMING HOME LADS
>>67888276
reminder that scuffing the ball with your toe is not a
>perfect clean strike
Our defence is W A N K
E S T Á V I N D O À C A S A
>>67888255
>that flag
opinion discarded like your future under trump
sturridge BTFO
>>67888280
That fast black player
>>67888276
>defenders watching like 3 cucks they are
This is some Grenada Women's U21 tier defending yo
Do it for the King.
Wait what happened to Hart?
>Australia accept invitation of friendly against England
>thought they'd be playing under the stars at Wembley
>instead they're in Sunderland on a Friday evening
Ahh yes, glamorous
>>67888276
terrible defending
Rashfords already better than Paulo Rossi ffs, what a talent
>>67888280
memeford
>>67888255
>60% white*
*includes arabs and north africans
Is it, dare I say it, coming home?
>>67888316
What is he thinking lads?
>>67888280
Memeford
smile sturridge :^)
really hope rooney plays in the euros
>>67888276
nice 'zone' """defense"""
>sterling
3 loose passes that got picked already
why do we play this fucking plum?
Lol who cares?
Wogball genocide when?
>>67888313
>implying you can
>>67888328
We're playing subs
>>67888316
>Tfw dropped from the squad
I hope you all had Rashford Anytime
Literally free money
>>67888316
>literally made of glass
>>67888317
>Leave English "defence" to me
>>67888326
luke wilkshire senpai, he was on the right wing now he's gone
right lads the rashford meme has gone too far, stop it
Lads, you have the option to permaban one player from playing for England.
Who do you choose?
Engl/a/nd
is rashford a lanklet lads?
1.Rashford
2.Vardy
900000000001.Kane
Am I right?
>>67888316
Hello darkness my old friend
>>67888316
Gotta feel for the lad tbf. Screwed by injury again when he's more-or-less proved he deserved to be there with his performances for Liverpool.
>>67888255
>be American
>get shot
>>67888367
Rooney
why is this shit getting me hyped for euros
i'm confused
>>67888328
He's still alive, woy is giving forster a chance to steal the number one shirt
>Stones getting BTFO by Hendy
absolutely based
>>67888327
based ledley
>we've got _____ chant
>>67888367
cronaldo
Is Rashford better than Neymar?
How long has England been cucked by playing Rooney?
>>67888357
>France commenting on anyone's defence
>>67888367
Rooney
>>67888367
Wheelchair
>>67888367
Rashford
>>67888317
this
its literally gonna cost us the euros
>>67888383
Hmm?
Mourinho loves a high work rate striker, reckon he's gonna absolutely revel in rashford and raise him to be the GOAT
>>67888352
>be ameristain
>get shot
lmao
I'm surprised Harry Kewell and Mark Viduka aren't still up top for Australia desu
Last two digits is how long until England win a major tournament
>>67888367
The England Band
>>67888397
>let's ban the player that scored a goal because he's United
>>67888372
If your power ranking is for official worst strikers in the England squad, then yes. Although Rooney should be 1 in that case.
>hendershit
every time, get this cunt off the team
Going to the barber today lads, what cut should I get?
Kruse gonna style on Stones
>>67888276
lucky
>>67888376
Klopp set him a specific training regime that has kept him injury free in 2016, apparently Hodgson just did his own training again. Last 3 times he's gone on international duty he's been injured
>>67888317
>Spends years having GOAT midfield and defence
>Finally get some fucking strikers
>Defence goes to pot
WHY LADS?
>>67888367
Hodgson
>>67888369
Good post
>>67888369
Here l/a/d
>>67888390
Rooney is the best number 10 in the world and could walk in to any team he wants
>>67888402
>mourinho
>giving youth a chance
>>67888367
Rooney
>>67888372
no you're a meme-spouting tabloid-believing mongoloid
>sterling has more assists for england in 5 minutes than all year for city
>>67888386
this
also >england 'band'
>>67888367
rooney
wilshere
>>67888288
>>67888313
>>67888321
>>67888333
>>67888377
>>67888403
>New Syria
>handling banter
Choose one
>>67888396
>one of the constant best performers for England
>he has 30 caps
'no'
Might as well ban Rooney. Wheelchair has 10 more years.
>>67888417
The Jackie Wilsh
>>67888316
>TLF
is England gonna leave this fucking band at home for the euros or fucking what
>>67888402
forward != striker
>>67888411
I'd rather play Rooney than Rashford
>>67888417
>1-7
Like magic
>>67888367
Henderson
>>67888427
This delusion
>>67888410
THIS
Fuck those annoying cunts
>>67888417
trumpcut
>>67888414
>this is what spurs fans consider banter
>>67888417
Print off a photo of Giroud and ask for something similar
>>67888402
He's gonna try buy ibrahimovic and start him and Rooney
>>67888367
Rooney
RASHFORD GOAT, MARTIAL GOAT, MOU GOAT
It's our year lads
>>67888400
Henderson was just screaming at him
>>67888406
Nice mate nice
>>67888427
>Rooney is the best number 10 in the world
tfw no gf
>>67888406
COMING HOME IN QATAR LA
R.I.P Rashford he'll be the next victim of the medias hypejob
>>67888432
that'll be $367,435.80 plus tip
Better support in the SOL than Wembley desu
>>67888431
>wilshere
>>67888396
>Wheelchair
Where has this meme come from? Is it just ABA fuckers? I couldn't give a toss but the lad performs for England.
Reposting from last thread.
>yfw Woy starts Rooney and Rashford as his strikers over Kane and Vardy.
>>67888417
Just fuck your shit up.
>>67888445
""""no""""
>you now remember Raheem Sterling
>>67888410
*the sheffield wednesday band
as if you needed another reason to hate sheffield wednesday
the band ruins that don't take me home song
>>67888406
QATAR BTFO
>>67888369
fuck /a/
went on there once asking about a manga and got banned after my first post
>>67888417
The lee catermole, all business no nonsense.
>>67888379
>>67888393
>>67888429
>>67888431
Rooney is a shit choice. He will have to retire in a couple of years, unlike Sterling who could plague the squad for 10 more fucking years.
>>67888414
>>67888430
Hi ABUs
henderson with another shit pass to kill the attacking play
>Sturridge see this game
>playing in sunderland so hoping for no england band
>the band is there
fuck off
>>67888444
TLF has been a bad feel this past two weeks
luckily next year is our year
>>67888369
>>67888426
Is KinMoza a /sp/-core anime? I say yes.
>>67888474
Holy shit, fuck that
>>67888493
I like this one.
>>67888432
USA has let in more Syrians than UK has, mate.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/may/24/state-department-sets-single-day-record-for-syrian/
Where will rashford get loaned to by mouyes next season?
>>67888457
>thinking the only people who think kane is better than rooney are spurs fans
Good one honeybunny
>>67888406
>6 decades
I thought it would be longer desu
>he's scoring for england at 18 years old
>i'm shitposting on 4chan at 23
state of my life ffs lads
>England get ball
>go for magic through-ball lob
it's like I'm watching FIFA16
>>67888428
He holds the record for the youngest team to win the prem
>>67888461
Nope. He'll stick Rashy on the weights and convert him to a beast. Lads got it all, diamond in the rough.
>>67888485
I'll never forget that citeh paid £50 (fifty) million pounds for him
>>67888500
Looking forward to him starting every match
>>67888474
O man i'd totally just be like "Kill me... Kill me now...."
>>67888485
>forgetting the slayer of sevilla
>>67888505
Anime is /sp/ core mate. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>67888496
sterling is shite but we literally have no other wingers and woy is too dumb to play without wingers
>>67888402
>implying he won't be sold
>implying Mou plays any youth
>implying Mou won't stay for a season and a half (at most) and leave Manure in an even worse condition than it's in now
Is this a joke or do you just not watch football? Just in case you don't watch football and you haven't heard, Manure are bringing in literally the memest of forwards.
>>67888509
REKT
E
K
T
>>67888486
More massive than the Beatles I heard
>>67888474
18/20 best hospitals in the World are in the US
>mfw you die in a British Hospital because of inadequate facilities
>>67888467
Name me one player who is stronger ,a better passer and sticker in front of goal
Smalling IS shit
>>67888486
Yeah, I imagine the cunts will be at Wembley tomorrow.
Even the OvO fans don't like them, except for being irritating cunts, they choose Leeds Rhinos games over Wednesday ones.
how the fuck is smalling an international player?
>MEMEFORD
>>67888474
Your "Tour of Britain" meal, sir. That will be £5 plus 80% tax
>>67888491
If you were asking for recs then you deserve it.
really good rashford well composed
>score goal
>play like dogshit since
every time lol
holy shit, australia are going to get btfo in the euros
The mememe is over
The meme is over
Without using google, what is Rashfords second name?
>Rashmeme
Fuck off Rashford you illiterate nigger
>Wheelchair makes a great counter attack
>gives ball to Sterling
>Sterling puts it on a plate for Memeford
>he fucks it up
Fuck you.
>shitford
Sterling set him up perfectly then. Rooney when?
>shitford
>>67888486
fuck these cunts are for sheff wed?
WHO /ANYONE BUT SHEFF WED HERE/?
all band teams need to get relegated
>>67888369
this
>Trashford
rashford has fucked up every ball touch since that goal, still hyped guys?
>>67888534
Of course, silly me.
>gashford
shit, get him off
>>67888510
>>67888510
Real Madrid
Good ball by sterling but bacon rashford fucked it
is jedinak abbo or yugo?
Why is there so many ABRashfords?
>>67888316
I HURT MYSELF TODAY (in training)
>>67888548
>american 'banter'
>>67888558
rasheed
>ITT fat neck beards thinking they know anything
Come on Australia
>>67888248
Thanms, Frog
>>67888558
Rsshford
fuck sake lad, pack your bags and fuck off rashford you utter meme
>>67888520
You're missing the point, rent boy.
>>67888548
>so pathetic at bantz he can't even come up with his own joke
>has to rework a better one
Pathetic, New Syria, pathetic.
Hodgson should play a proper 4-3-3 at the Euros with Vardy, Kane and Rashford all playing as full strikers
WE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE
>>67888572
Season 3 when m8?
>>67888510
Newcastle
>>67888474
be sure to renew your TV licence so you can see England get BTFO in the yuros
we look much better with Wilshere and Henderson at the base of the diamond, we can actually play out from the back and counter attack
>Liverpool players in the England team
>>67888555
They didn't qualify. If they had we would not be allowed to play them in a warm-up game.
>>67888535
there is an english winger that won the league as a first-team starter who is being kept out by sterling.
>Score a scuffed shot
>fuck up everything since
KEK
>>67888558
Jamal?
>Woy will have to choose between Rashford and Sturridge. Sterling has a guaranteed spot.
checkem
>>67888588
welcome to 4chan
>>67888567
yep.
fuck sheffield wednesday.
they're worse than united
>>67888432
You are American. It literally doesn't work when you do it. Get an Aussie proxy then I'll be mad
>>67888536
Yeah he doesn't play youth but Rashford is a first team player now. Also he got the sack from Chelsea on purpose to get the united job.
>>67888417
One on the sides 7 on the top.
>>67888549
i know fuck all about manga so i thought it'll be the best place to ask
>>67888588
thats literally football
gonna kill myself if trashford starts over vardy in the euros
>>67888548
an american classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJa4Vm5D_E0
rashfords shit, get him off
>>67888588
Enjoy your stay.
Sterling has been one of England's best performers since before the world cup and is pretty important to the system that Hodgson likes to play, he creates a lot of space for the forwards and plays a lot of very effective passes in the final third
I know there are a lot of Liverpool and Man U fans on /sp/ but seriously it's very obvious a lot of the people shitting on him only dislike Man City
>>67888274
Our shit defence
>>67888581
there aren't, he's just not very good
>>67888605
Henderson is shit. But Wilshere should have played deeper against Turkey too. He's our best player when he plays there.
>>67888571
>18 year old is nervous in his first big international match
>still scores
Belgium go
His goal was well finished ,I'll give him that but the set up was lucky
Other then that he's looked poor and woy is a salty old cunt
getting a lot of (you)s from the yanks lads
little runts dancing to my tune
Players that should be dropped
>Sterling
>Sturridge
>Delph
I'm not a racist
>Rashford
>Good
Pick one.
He's fucked up everything of worth given to him and he even fucked up his kick for the goal. Fuck off. Yet people want Sterling out.
>>67888623
>Vardy starting
Even woy isn't that retarded
>>67888558
tyronne
>>67888614
lets not be too hasty
unless you mean sheff united
>>67888632
>shitty bandwagoner
He's been crap
>>67888637
>not very good
>Scores a goal
Right.
>>67888643
fuck off lad, delph is based
>>67888478
Chances of him staying fit for another 2 weeks are slim
>>67888536
>le mou doesn't rate youf
Maybe you should stop listening to lad bible memes
>>67888632
he can't finish though
>>67888432
Why do Americans always back out of friendly banter by trying to claim we can't handle banter?
>>67888632
Spot on desu
>>67888655
I mean sheff united
>>67888643
Delph is out with an injury mate.
-- Vardy - Kane - Rashford
---- Wilshere - Drinkwater
--------------- Dier
Rose - Cahill - Smalling - Clyne
---------------- Hart
Please, someone tell me, who can stop us?
>>67888581
ABUs are naturally going to be ABR
>>67888632
Plus Pellegrini doesn't know how to use him, I think he'll suit Pep much better.
>>67888645
sterlel has made so many loose passes it isn't funny
>>67888659
I bet you rate Welbeck too
any non arsenal fan rate wheelchair?
dont false flag
>>67888668
>wilshere
lol
>>67888659
here's your reply
>>67888581
>"I rate Rashford"
Literally a rash in the pan
>>67888645
TSUU please turn off your proxy
posted the wrong webm
>>67888648
>I don't rate vardy
>>67888668
Where's Alli?
>>67888509
Ouchie
>>67888334
Absolutely lad
is it possible for australia to be in UEFA someday?
>>67888668
literally anyone if we have smalling in defence
>>67888643
Delph is already dropped
>>67888638
I'm not even sure where he was playing vs turkey but it was stupid not putting him at the base
>>67888668
That formation will stop us
Rashford is basically a younger Vardy. No need for him to go unless people drop out injured.
>>67888668
any team with a decent offensive line/striker
>>67888571
Only United fans hype him because that's all they got to compete with Tottenham and Leicester fans.
Everyone knows he isn't going to make the 23
who /goingtowembley/ with their playoff team this weekend?
>>67888474
>>67888509
>>67888615
>>67888584
>>67888597
>>67888626
>Brits are so autistic that they sperg out whenever someone talks to them
kek, no wonder the country is being taken over by Muslims. Literally full of beta males
>Pink in football
whoever started this fucking shit...
look at that fgt aussie keeper, at first I wanted the kangaroos to win, now I just wanna see this fgt swallow ten goals
>>67888672
>he doesn't
Pathetic, lad. Arselel players do well for their national teams. Walcott, Gibbs, Wilshere, Ramsay.
>>67888668
>wilshere
lol
>>67888676
Never seen him perform in an Arsenal shirt but he's been consistently good for England tbf. Should definitely be a starter.
rashford needs at least 2 more years of top flight experience
with vardy and kane in form, there is literally no reason to rush him into the NT
>>67888676
No, media overhyped him to shit
>>67888668
Quote a lot of teams if we insist on playing Wilshire
>>67888687
lol through his legs.
THREE LIONS ON THE SHIRT
JEWS REMAIN STILL SCHEMING
>>67888676
hes got muh heart and can score a rare blooter but he loses his head some times and obviously is dead most of the time
overall I like him but hes unreliable
>tfw it's too early in Australia for us to engage in proper Anglo- Aussie bants
At least the Americans are trying bless them
>>67888632
Liverpool fan here, still think he's good and getting plenty of undeserved criticism. Probably only getting it because of his price tag.
>>67888664
because they can't handle banter
>>67888367
Sterling desu
>>67888687
LITERALLY the black andy carroll
>this one autist who keeps spamming vardy Kane rashford
Report him
>>67888687
desu the pass was weak. by the time he got to it and controlled the defense were already on him
>>67888708
you're gonna lose ahahaha
>>67888657
I don't give a fuck about Man City I support a championship club but I do support England and can identify a very good and important player
You're a fucking idiot or you're letting bias cloud your opinions if you think Sterling is bad
>>67888676
He's essential for England imo, needs to be dictating in the midfield
England is bringing the weak shit. Midfield nowhere to be found.
a quarter final finish would be an achievement for this squad, no depth whatsoever.
>Can barely hear an Australian chants
Shit fans 2bh
>>67888662
>under 26
>youth
Fucking Hell, does this silly cunt crawling up Maureen's arse even get the point?
>>67888687
Sterling should have dropped back to stay onsides so Rashford could have played the pass first time.
>>67888706
>tfw i think nfl when i read offensive line
fucking /sp/
>>67888709
>60% (sixty percent) white
>>67888660
>delph is perma-benched
Fixed la
>>67888737
DELETE THIS
>>67888417
Tasty digits
>>67888676
Only for England.
t. Oxford United supporter
>>67888709
>does a /pol/ meme
>spergs out when people point out his country is accepting more Muslims into their country IN A FUCKING DAY than UK has let in in years
LEL.
>>67888705
He can replace the injured Delph, since Rooney should be used only as a midfielder now
>>67888668
everyone
>>67888742
Name a better midfield besides germoney
can't wait to watch drinky and the boys bring it home from france
>>67888709
calm down, chad. your butthurt is showing
>>67888742
>a quarter final finish would be an achievement for this squad
good job this isn't the starting XI
>all these abus mad that Utd have produced yet another English lion
Without utd England wouldn't even qualify desu lad
>>67888714
the only time anyone of those english players did something for england was Walcott against Sweden in the Euros last time, and even he looked surprised he scored
This match is pretty shit to be honest lads
England can't even dominate an ex convicts team.
>>67888668
Anyone with a clinical attack.
Anyone with an organised midfield
Anyone with width.
wilshere's got the strength of a toddler
>wilshere
seriously offers nothing going forward or defensively. DROP HIM ROY
Rashford scored twice on his Utd debut
Scored twice on his PL debut
He WILL score another today
>>67888737
ahahahaha I know :^(
Could England still get to host 2018 WC? Are you hoping?
>>67888632
Shitty bandwagoner here. He's shite mate.
our defence is embarrassing t b h
>>67888708
My team managed to get 2nd, so they got automatic. I enjoyed >us winning 3-2 against Swansea. It allowed me to shit on 190cm cunt.
>Run into opposition player
>Fall over
Ah, the Wilshere special
you have to admire the talent of suarez to make two shit stains like sterlel and sturdidge look good during a whole season
is this match a meme?
I really like rogic
>getting ripped to shreds in midfield by >us
lel
good luck in the euros
where would the english national team finish in the EPL lads
Aussie girls are cute
>Wilshire up to his old tricks
Who here /bantheband/?
I'm sick of these cunts ruining every fucking England game
>>67888745
Average age you fucking nonce. That's literally a premier league record. Younger than any SAF side. If mou has talented youth to work with he'll use them.
>>67888792
Nah, Russia will be fine
Qatar is a joke though
woy is such a shit manager he can't even figure out a way to play drinkwater alli and dier in a 3 man midfield triangle playing behind the front 3 of vardy sturridge and kane
>Jack Wilshire is actually on the pitch
>>67888676
I'm not an Arsenal fan and I think he's England best player
Once he has a season free from injury (if that ever happens) he'll leave that black hole of talent of a shit club and join one of the elite clubs for a lot of mone
does football rely as heavily on strategy and designed plays as basketball? are they as strictly followed?
it seems that the players often just run forward without thinking too much and leave massive gaps in bad spots.
>Stershit
>wilshere is playing
Wishere is wasted at CM/DM, he should play as AM. But there are better options. He just can't defend or create space.
>>67888812
how long have they been at it now
20 years?
>>67888632
Watch him play this game and tell me hes not dead weight
>commentator just called wilshere a manlet
>>67888796
this
>>67888812
this too
>>67888811
snorting coke again? or acting billy big bollocks against someone who would genuinely twat him no problem again?
>>67888762
>>67888768
>>67888774
Top freaking kek, you boys are all going in the reddit montage. What should I call it?
>you now remember that there was a time when jamie carragher and ledley king struggled to get into the england squad because of three better players ahead of them
>we're now struggling to field even two competent centre backs
What happened lads?
>Henderson
>>67888817
B-B-BUT MUH MOTM PERFORMANCES AGAINST SAN MARINO AND LITHUANIA
Dad's been asleep for 10 minutes already
Cant knock the old fart for it really
Straya exploiting England leaky defense
>>67888812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E62iA6KCIQ
need this guy to confront them 2bh
>>67888792
Bit late now, unless they find the rented pc bonfire
>>67888805
>ripped to shreds
they're letting them pass the ball around aimlessly, no point exerting yourself pressing in a friendly
>>67888792
I hope we get it after Qatar are stripped of 2022. That way our golden generation will be at its peak
>27 year old Alli lifting the world cup
Australia is FREE
Could someone tell me what Henderson adds to this team?
>>67888778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVPrj2BbD8g
He got a hattrick there.
Only fucking England would play wilshere as a sole defensive midfielder
So do the Aussies always play defenders in forward positions or is this a first?
damn I think Australia might have surpassed us
klinsmann out
why can't our midfield control the game? Even Australia look more comfortable keeping possession
Inb4 somebody blames 1 scapegoat player. Every England team looks like this
AYY LMAO
>>67888836
"i need a new hobby"
>>67888812
I like them
>>67888805
youve got two ausgods in there. 6'4 beasts jedinak and rogic vs our manlet brigade
>>67888860
>why can't our midfield control the game?
Because we're playing Henderson and Wilshit
>bla bla bla why is X playing
>>67888369
Keep Liverpool out of Engl/a/nd.
If we're going to play Wilshere in this position he needs to play alongside Dier.
We're going to get caught out if Henderson keeps leaving Jack as the only midfielder back.
>>67888796
At least he didn't get injured for once
>>67888708
Aye mate. Getting a bit standard for us this Wembley thing.
>it's a repeat of Turkey game episode
>barely winning
>>67888888
>>67888822
wew lad
COMING HOME
>>67888837
We started to focus on defenders passing the ball rather than actually defending well
>>67888860
>why can't our midfield control the game?
who's the midfield coach?
>>67888792
only in case of nuclear war and britain staying neutral
>>67888814
You're arguing that Mou doesn't neglect youth/academy products because of some meaningless record where the average age a the defence in one team he managed was 26?
Kill yourself, you stupid fucking paki
>>67888830
Too long. If they played at a tempo and pitch that people could sing along to it might not be so offensive. But the fact they're also fucking shit at their instruments doesn't help
>>67888845
paul simon looks dreadful these days
>>67888860
possession's a meme, we had 70% against holland and lost 2-1
england aren't a possession team and shouldn't play as such
>>67888860
>Wilshere
>Henderson
pick one or both
>>67888851
>Qatar are stripped of 2022
like that'll happen
>inb4 Mou decides he doesn't like Rashford, so he spends most of the next season on the bench before being sold to a team like Stoke, and never does anything worth noticing again.
>>67888888
checked
>>67888860
need milner in there desu
none of our midfielders have talent so we should just play the two that work hardest and run around the most
another shit pass by henderson
just get him off the fucking pitch
>>67888884
i don't watch football, give me a break.
>>67888888
Shit get. Fuck off.
>>67888860
Because England will always put "drive and determination" over technical ability.
>>67888880
I hope Wednesday win
>>67888889
it's the whole team, not the defence you stupid faggot. kys NOW
why do England unironically say Wilshere shouldn't play? It's kinda obvious he's the only midfield player who can start attacks in the squad
>>67888709
Damage control: the post
>>67888888
boooooring, didn't even post a picture
Shoot the ball Brad
>>67888860
Tactically Australia are playing a much more modern game, high pressing etc. England never ever really looks like they have a plan.
two weeks to LE kick off
this is just as bad as the mexican NBA days with LOS Spurs and El whatever the fuck
lol defense
>>67888893
There's being a possession team and there's struggling to pass and work a ball through the middle
>>67888888
lel
>>67888648
>Not starting the guy who scored with a backheel at the near post of neuer
Who is gonna start instead of him? Marcus Memeford? Harry " leave penalties to me" Kane?
>>67888851
Why would we get it, you fucking spastic? If Qatar ever were stripped of it, it'd go to a non-UEFA nation like the USA or Australia.
>be american
>get fat
>get shot
>>67888893
possession or not, they are playing like shit or are you just going to gloss over that with a >muh possession?
>clyne
>>67888918
Good post fatman
right now australia is takiing a shit in englel's mouth. Quite embarrassing
we're so fucking shit
impotent in attack and shaky in defence
>>67888910
do people from Luxemburg generally don't watch football? I know a couple of people from there and they all prefer basketball.
>win the ball back
>HOOF
>>67888930
WOY
Stones looking alot better in a defence that isnt managed by martinez
Rashford the MOTM so far.
sitting on a 1-0
>Trashford
>be american
Look, England are not a good team.
We beat teams like peru and san marino going into things
but as soon as we hit any good teams we just turn to shit.
We're mediocre at best.
>>67888930
We're still winning m8
Opinions on the England band?
not gonna lie woy is a fucking shit manager and he is the only reason I cannot get behind this england team
we will NEVER win anything with him in charge
this is the best england team since 1966 and this clown is holding it back
>>67888938
Well obviously Kane. Doubt Woy will play two up front.
>be american
>get fat
>get shot
der der der der der der
>>67888930
our manager is 100 years old what do you expect senpai
>>67888834
More running at players, pushing the ball too far then poorly trying to draw the foul
That and just generally not having that much of an impact on the game
I wouldn't mind him smoking like a chimney and doing Escobar size lines of coke if he was actually good
>It's a Liverpool players ply poorly for England episode
>>67888917
It still means fucking nothing.
Literally no academy players progress under Mou at any club.
>you now remember Danny "Drinky" Drinkwater
Fucking useless along with Henderson.
W-w-we still believe, right lads..?
found a pub with the game on in Brussels lads
They even serve real pints here which is a fucking novelty
>you will never discover the buried treasure beneath nathaniel clynes forehead
does gashford have like 10 pace?
>>67888969
fucking shit
>>67888918
Because he's small and england fans want hardmen like stevie g in midfield
Recall Andy Carroll and Peter Crouch and just hoof it all game long
We'd never lose again
>everyone getting negative about a fucking team of subs
We always try to be too direct
We are one up, just pass the ball a bit
LOLOLOL getting ripped by Australia in the mid.
Have fun at the Euros cunts.
>>67888969
they make me wish i was deaf
>STONES
>>67888940
>be britbottle
>walk
>get stabbed for not being halal
>>67888951
>Sterling and Memeford up front
Did you expect more from them or something?
>>67888970
>this is the best england team since 1966
wilshere literally the only player in this side worthy of wearing the shirt desu
>>67888969
Hope they get muscular dystrophy
>>67888984
not his fault woy is inept and plays him miles out of position and plays a shitcunt like hendo in his place
>>67888969
Are you kidding they're fucking unbearable
>>67888668
Drop Rashford
Replace Wilshere by Rooney
Put Alli just behind the attack and in front of Drinky and Rooney
>>67888969
Worst thing about watching England
>>67888980
>it's a Henderson fucking up the midfield and making Wilshere look bad episode
>>67888986
Do they not do metric measurements on the continent?
>>67888965
this, everything else is media hype
This team looks toothless.
I've never seen Wilshere do one good thing in all the games I've seen him play. I feel as if though there is an elaborate global conspiracy at work where people say Wilshere is good so that I can go mentally insane. And it's working...
No Vardy
No meme magic
>>67888984
his passes have been accurate at least, the rest of the midfield have been passing all over the fucking shop
>>67888969
Fucking shite my man
>>67889001
If you can join Eurovision, can't you join the Euros as well?
>>67889007
stay salty lardy
>this team carries woy to the first cup in his career
>he gets knighted
>Since his goal Marcus Rashford has lost possession 9 times.
>getting lotrally REKT by England's C squad witha a meme nigger up front that woy played to troll people
>Le Asian champions convict island of Australia
somebody put your foot on the ball and keep hold of it you worthless cunts
This England team is fucking shite. no presence in midfield.
>>67888999
lel
>>67888969
A form of bullying
>>67888944
it's a second string in a warm up friendly, the players aren't gonna bust a gut
england have and will continue to create the chances, they're not arsed about possession
>Shitlana
Really hope Brad Inman gets some minutes for the Aussies tonight
>lescott and jagielka were the back 2 for us at the last world cup
how come we never have any good centre backs?
only thing stopping us winning anything
>>67889028
You don't understand football.
>LEL LLAMA
What is it about Liverpool that transferring to their as a player makes you perform terribly for England?
Is it that Liverpool only have shit players?
Is it that you're showing scouse solidarity and want Liverpool to split from the UK?
WHAT IS THE ANSWER???????
*yawn*
>>67889007
this yank is so fucking shook lol
>>67889045
not to mention straight up retarded in front of the goal, wtf am I watching
Badly missing Kane, Vardy and Alli
>>67889051
best one
is he the most talented english player at this point?
bertrand is our best lb
wilshere has 0 vision. its like he just gets the ball closes his eyes and runs forward until he feels contact then falls over and tries to start a fight
>>67889018
>and making Wilshere look bad episode
Jack's been playing well even though he's carrying those two other clowns
>>67889018
>it's an "arsenal fan doesn't understand football" post
>>67888969
Literally putting a curse on the national team
>>67889041
>any stat other than goals scored matters for a striker
says no one ever.
>>67889001
Fuck yes
Australia is awake.
>be Australian
>get bitten by house spider
>doctor is an abo
>die
>>67889041
he's fucking shite.
>>67889009
KEK even autistic weaboos making fun of >us
>>67888991
>steve g
literally fucking who?
>>67889041
proof it was a lucky strike
>>67889052
surely the possibles should be busting a gut? This is their chance to earn the shirt
>>67889041
That's a typical Welbeck performance
>>67889007
>be american
>get fat
>get shot
England are awful, feel sorry for you guys
>>67889068
That's not Rashford
>>67889040
any competent manager could win the euros with this team it has the best 2 strikers in europe in it
>>67888889
No, I'm arguing that Mourinho holds the record for the youngest team to win the premier league. Do you know how averages work? Do you really think they had a squad of 26 year olds? No, mourinho played plenty of teenagers and early 20 players in that successful campaign, which flies in the face of your literal UNILAD theory that mourinho ignores youth. He's just a pragmatist and won't play muh youth for the sake of it.
Rashford, Martial, Memphis, Shaw, Timbo, Lingard and Januzaj will all get time under mourinho, and will likely flourish. He will have the best academy in the country at his fingertips. Of course he'll buy in experienced players too, but to suggest (as you have done) that he will ignore the young players is fucking retarded
Wilshit is the shit southern version of Scholes IMHO
>there are mongs in this thread that still don't rate Rashford
Reminder that ABU is a mental illness
>>67889028
You just have a very simple and poor understaning of what makes a team good
luongo is good player
>>67889070
do you get all your opinions from The Sun lad? fuck off
>>67889061
None of them have played that bad this game, you just have confirmation bias. Clyne has done his job just fine and Henderson has hardly played all year
>>67889090
These are subs
>>67888940
At least you won't be a muslim, bruv.
HOOF
>>67889058
It's all generational, we used to have a goat shortlist of defenders, and goat midfield, but shit GK options and no good strikers. Now it's the other way round, that's just how football is
>>67889058
Rio got old. Terry got racist. Shawcross broke some dweebs leg a few years ago so never had a look in.
>>67889073
>it's the irish liverpool ABA fucker who shitposts about Arselel despite his team coming literally 8th (EIGHTH) and not having ANY European football episode
LOL. FUCKING LOL.
>>67889068
No. Literally a one season memest
>hyping le pacey nigger meme
>>67889096
Serious. These cunts need to kill themselves.
Why won't Woy ever pick a solid, true English centre half like Ryan Shawcross or Michael Dawson?
england aren't awful the manager is awful
he is literally league one tier and keeps playing shitty liverpool players because he managed them for a few months before getting chopped for being SHIT
>>67889018
>Arsenal fan
>weeb
Objectively the single worst poster in /sp/ history
>>67889020
Usually they just serve in small glasses measured in cl but this place does proper pints
JOE YOU IN HERE MATE??
GET ME A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER FROM THE BOTTOM CUPBOARD IN THE KITCHEN MATE THERE'S NONE LEFT IN THE LOO
>>67889090
I dont think about you at all
>>67889096
based ausGOD
Lallana is playing
>he thinks mourinho is actually going to build a man utd team with youth and academy products
>>67888991
>Stevie G
>Hardman
Only if you are a DJ not playing the music he likes
>>67888954
football is definitely the most popular sport overall, but a lot of people, especially those from eastern europe or spain watch a lot of basketball. i personally think our league is really fun to watch and at a surprisingly high standard.
>>67889161
rashford will be at sunderland within the next 5 years
Why are England wearing red and blue? Are they trying to look like burgers? Kek what a beta cuck, "English" thing to do
>>67889034
Why not? Something new for us to dominate at.
>>67889161
zzzzzzz
>>67889199
It's from the colours of that little colonial stamp we have on your flag friend
>>67888971
If he learnt anything from the last games, he is going to play a 4-4-2 in diamond
>>67889251
??????????????
>>67889146
Thanks for the (you)
>>67889034
Just another thing for us to dominate at.
Where are the Auscunts at?
>>67889078
>be british
>send convicts to paradise
>britain remains in cold, rain soaked shithole.
>tfw convicts live a better life than you.
Will be thinking of you all when I'm paddling out for a surf after the match while youre all freezing your boring bollocks off in places like fucking Hull, Sheffield & Bradford - now thats living.
Thanks cunts! :D
>>67889856
Here cunt.
4.45am kickoff so cunts be sleepin
Auto goal
