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>relegation play-offs

today:
nürnberg - eintracht (20:30 cest, first leg: 1:1)

tomorrow:
duisburg - würzburg (19:10 cest, first leg: 0:2)
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gooooooooooooooooooood morning
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>relegation play-offs

today:
nürnberg - eintracht (20:30 cest, first leg: 1:1)

tomorrow:
duisburg - würzburg (19:10 cest, first leg: 0:2)
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>Ilkay Gündogan wird trotz Verletzung und monatelanger Pause voraussichtlich zu Manchester City wechseln. Die Ablösesumme soll bei 25 Millionen Euro plus erfolgsabhängige Bonuszahlungen liegen. Darauf haben sich beide Klubs nach kicker-Recherchen verständigt. Perfekt ist der Transfer allerdings noch nicht.
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gooooooooooooooooooood morning
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kicker said this but now seem to have removed it??
>Der Kicker erfuhr dass die Zahl der Fürsprecher einer Götze-Rückholaktion zuletzt deutlich gestiegen ist, sie ist jetzt mehrheitsfähig
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pls calm down
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>>67795205
I want Ellyse to bowl me around my legs
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pls calm down
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>>67795205
I want Ellyse to bowl me around my legs
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Is this an accurate translation?
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>>67795205
I want Ellyse to bowl me around my legs
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>>67795479
Meine Posts werden dauernd gelöscht.
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>>67795488
How come 'Posts' needs a capital P in that sentence ?
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>>67795519
because it's a noun
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gooooooooooooooooooood night
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>>67795585
Gehfotze auf Suiziduhr.
(i translated the name as well)
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>Suiziduhr
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it's a "translate things for the aussie edition"
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>>67795608
Thanks for this.

It's difficult to put into words just how much I appreciate this translation, but it's a great amount.
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Does the German who likes to make tennis threads frequent /bundes/?
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>>67795641
you're welcome

>>67795662
i don't think so
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>>67795699
>>67795668
Thoughts?
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>>67795740
he's wrong
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>>67795750
How do i explain that he's wrong apart from saying 'an actual German translated it'?
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>>67795759
just insult him or something. this is /sp/ afterall
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dreamt i overslept today, when i woke up i actually overslept
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>>67795929
ok
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raindrops keep falling on my head
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i really hope frankfurt stays up
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Guys, they're bullying us again >>67791996
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Warner
Khawaja
Smith (c)
S.Marsh
Maxwell
M.Marsh
Faulkner
Wade (wk)
Starc
Zampa
Hazlewood
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>>67795212
>>67795362
morning
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Just an FYI the twitter police blocked our twitter account for suspicious activity, had to change the password it's now Zerogoose with a capital Z
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>Borussia Dortmunds Offensivkraft Henrikh Mkhitaryan ist im Rahmen der jährlich vom Fachmagazin „kicker“ initiierten Umfrage unter Bundesliga-Profis zum besten Feldspieler der abgelaufenen Saison gewählt worden. Insgesamt 235 Spieler beteiligten sich an der Wahl, der 27-Jährige erhielt dabei 31,1 Prozent aller Stimmen. Auf Rang zwei kam Bayern Münchens Robert Lewandowski (22,1 %) vor Teamkollege Thomas Müller (13,6 %) und Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (13,2 %).
Customers on suicide watch
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english
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>>67796132
>stating the truth
>bullying
no
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>ellyse will never tickle you down to fine leg

why live lads
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guuuuuuuuuuuuten morgen!
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>>67796214
>ellyse will never clean bowl your middle stump

why live
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australians OUT
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>>67796264
please watch our sport
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>>67796268
i do but only t20
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>>67796264
'no'
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>>67796278

why would you watch t20 but not odi? it's basically the same thing (though I do admit t20 is better)
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>>67796285
i never had the chance to watch an ODI game. if i would give it a try of course
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Und schon wieder machen die scheiß Ausländer nichts als offtopic posten.
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>>67796290

Kek, you'll get plenty of chances to watch ODI's. There are usually far too many ODI's played. To give you an idea a standard bi-lateral tour is usually 3 Tests, 5 ODI's and 3 T20i's.
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This the official /bunda/ thread?
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>>67796285
ODIs are better, loser
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>>67796323
töten sich mein man
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>>67796324
should be 5 t20s, 3 odis, and 1 test desu
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>>67796323
shut the fuck up
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>>67796339

I honestly wouldnt mind if ODi's were cancelled completly. 3 Tests 5 T20i's would be good.

>>67796330
Nah. ODI's are basically T20's with 30 overs of boring in the middle
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>>67796345
It's those 30 overs that makes it better, since it's about setting the foundation for the memeswinging with something that resembles tactics
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>>67796323

kiss your sister, Mahmoud
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>>67796323
stricken Socken
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>>67796355

Except there's usually little to no tactics in that 30 over period. It is literally
>bowling team bring on spinner
>batsmen knock it around for 5-6 an over, don't take risks to preserve wickets for slogging in the last 15
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The pinnacle of test cricket is viewed as the leave. Every rule in the entire game is geared towards maximizing the amount of leaves that can be attempted within 5 days. Its great viewing. What a thrilling sport.
T20 is OK but I can't deal with all that hitting and running. Sometimes a whole game can pass without a single leave being attempted! Can you imagine?
I hardly ever get to sit and watch for eight minutes while a batsman takes his guard and resets six times, followed by a leave, in T20. If T20 wants to compete they need far more of it.
Also, there's far too much game time in T20. They score too many runs and go far too long without slowing the game down with leaves, forward defences and 4 sightscreen adjustments. What T20 need to do is make leaves and blocks worth more, so more time is defending and watching one guy play all day. Did you guys see the latest Durham vs Worcestershire game? 1.3 runs per over to 1.2! Worcs had no answer to Durham's tactics of leaving every ball that's not on the stumps out then asking the umpire to end play early for bad light.
Its this level of tactical sophistication that is missing in T20, where as you rightly point out, its just a bunch of athletic guys trying to score runs against each other. Yawn
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>>67796337
its selbsmord you imbecile
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germans you're supposed to respond by making a /cric/ thread and spamming it with bundes
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>>67796553
respond to what?

>making a /cric/ thread
i already did
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>>67796561
doing g*d's work anon
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>>67796553
but there is no cricket on right now
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>>67795354

i hate this fuck, always injured so glad he will go.
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>>67796580
Someone has to hold the door
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>>67795354

i hate this fuck, always injured so glad he will go.
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>Gundam leaving
>Hummels leaving
>Mkhitaryan probably leaving
tell me why dortmund isn't going to finish midtable/EL spots next season
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>>67796628
>hold the door
what did he mean by this?
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>>67796671
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>>67796628
HAHA GET IT? BECAUSE THATS A THING THAT HAPPENED IN THE NORMIE TV SHOW!!! DO YOU GET THE REFERENCE?!?! XDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Kill yourself Sven
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i don't get it
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Hodor
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>>67796719
>funny german
obviously fake
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>german
>funny
right...
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>>67796734
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>>67796719
>those eyebrows
jog on
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>>67796666

waste yoour quads on repeating some kraut.
why even live anymore
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>>67796671

the hero dortmund deserves
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>>67796756
manlets btfo yet again
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>>67796689
>>67796711
>>67796719
>>67796734
>>67796740
>>67796796
Verpisst euch
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>>67796796

imagine a man writing "love thin girls" and then mansplaining that it is ok.
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>>67796756
I wonder what she considers "tall".
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>>67796807
Probably at least 6ft, like most girls
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>>67796803
rüde
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>>67796830
But the thing is, girls (especially short ones) are terrible judges of height.
To them, 5'9 might seem like 6'2.
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>>67796841
Spotted the manlet.

I bet you have a tiny 6 inch cock as well that you think girls can't tell is small, lmao
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>>67796830
>

i am sick of your feet and inch shit.
girls here want you to be at least 180cm tall.
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>>67796857
rude
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>>67796830
is she balding
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>>67796869
wtf? she doesn't look anything like clare balding
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This is Manuel Neuer. Mr. Neuer is a goalkeeper for Bayern Munich and Germany.
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>>67796894
there is something wrong with the top of her head. might just be the picture though
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>>67796937

Geht Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp: Ich bin der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp? Da erwidert Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Klopp mal in meine Kult-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult Kloppo" Kult Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Klopp.
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>>67796937
i disagree
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>>67796830
>>67796836
>>67796841
>>67796857
>>67796868
>>67796869
>>67796944
Haut ab
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>>67796950
superior pasta coming through


Einmal lag der BVB in Rückstand, Trainer Kloppo schrie herum und zog wilde Grimassen. Die Mannschaft reagierte umgehend und gewann doch noch mit 6:1. Kloppo hinterher gewohnt schlagfertig: "Einfach nur geil!"

Eines schönen Trainingstages war Sven Bender etwas faul und lief nicht die geforderten 100 Kilometer pro Trainingsspiel. Kloppo nahm den Jungen zur Seite, schrie: "Hast du 'nen Lattenschuß? Das hier is 'ne Vollgasveranstaltung!" Im nächsten Spiel lief Bender dann 200 Kilometer. Kult-Motivator Kloppo!

Kult-Fußballehrer Kloppo wurde vor einem BVB-Heimspiel mal gefragt, wie er die Atmosphäre im Stadion fände. Kloppo nahm mal wieder kein Blatt vor den Mund: "Einfach geil!" Einfach Kloppo, sagen wir!

Vor einem Spiel gegen Real Madrid wurde Kloppo nach den Qualitäten des Gegners gefragt. Da mußte der Sprüchepapst nicht lange nachdenken: "Real is'n Brett!" Bewundernde Zuhörer allenthalben.

Vor dem Duell mit dem FC Bayern, einem Team mit "brutaler Qualität" (Kloppo), forderte Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp von seiner Mannschaft "brutale Bereitschaft" ein. Das Spiel ging dann 1:1 aus. Kloppo nach der Partie: "Daß Lewa noch den Ausgleich macht, war brutal wichtig!" Top-Analyse à la Kloppo.

Einmal verletzte sich Kevin Großkreutz schwer im Adduktorenbereich. Kloppo mitfühlend: "Das ist brutal für den Kevin." Als Großkreutz wieder gesund war, lief er wieder die gewohnten 150 Kilometer pro Spiel und schoß sogar ein Tor. "Das ist richtig geil", erklärte Wort-Genie Kloppo auf der anschließenden Pressekonferenz den darob begeisterten Journalisten.
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>>67796998
i don't like it when they all get posted in the same post
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>>67796998
>>67797011

you destroyed the maymay
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>>67797011
>>67797027
It was inevitable. Everything must pass so that there is room for something new.
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>>67796998
more pasta pls
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>>67796937

This is Vidal, or The Warrior. He plays for Buyern Munich.
As a true Warrior, he tries the best for his team, like diving for pentalties, or fouling to show who is da real Warrior.
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>game can literally go for 90mins and end in a scoreless draw

I don't think this semen-slurping sport is for me, lads
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>>67796841
maybe in another country
6' isn't even that tall for young, australian born males and you have to be above the average to appear tall
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>>67797239
Australia literally have a smaller avg height than France. KEK
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>>67797265
It's all the fucking asians
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>>67797115
>>67797162
>>67797237
>>67797239
>>67797265
>>67797271
Ausländer Abschaum
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>you will never pet Hermans hair and tell him everything will be okay and the ausländer will soon leave while he mumbles racists shit
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>>67797408
Immerhin bin ich kein Ausländer mit narzisstischer Persönlichkeitstörung, der denkt Deutsche Poster in einem Bundesliga Thread in einem Sport Forum scheren sich einen Dreck über sein Leben als geistig gestörter Teenager in welchen beschissenen Land auch immer.
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>>67797162
stop watching Köln then
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>>67797488
yes at least you got that going for you
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>>67797265
because it's also one of the most multicultural countries in the world, hence the australian born bit

it's not uncommon to see a family of 5'6" migrants have a 6'+ kid over here
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>>67797488
Hals selbst
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>>67797546
>it's not uncommon to see a family of 5'6" migrants have a 6'+ kid over here

I really don't understand how he is this attractive. I've literally never seen one other attractive Indian male.

>most attractive Indian in the world
>best Indian fast bowler in the world
>is Australian

pick three
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>>67797575
Who? This discussion was on heights krazyfaggot you didn't need to bring your boyfriend into it.
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>>67797575
I see a lot at universities tbqh
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>>67797584

That's literally the point you mongoloid. He is 1.95m and his parents are probably 5'6 and 5'0
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>>67797584
What makes you think you or any other poo peelander is welcome here?

Did you get lonely on your terrible threads that no one posts in, so you come here?

You see a few Australian flags and automatically think poo peelanders are welcome as well?

You are not welcome here.

You never were.

You never will be.

You are not one of us.
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>Im Rahmen der traditionellen „kicker“-Abstimmung unter 238 Bundesliga-Spielern ist WM-Siegtorschütze Mario Götze (23) vom FC Bayern mit 30,2 % aller Stimmen zum „Absteiger der Saison“ gewählt worden. Positives Pendant ist der Dortmunder Julian Weigl (20), der zum „Aufsteiger der Saison“ (20,0 %) gekürt wurde.
>In der Rubrik „Verlierer unter den Trainern“ nimmt Thomas Schaaf, vom späteren Absteiger Hannover 96 eigentlich zum Retter auserkoren, mit 33,2 Prozent vor dem einstigen Stuttgarter VfB-Coach Alexander Zorniger (18,3) den ersten Platz ein. „Gewinner unter den Trainern“ ist Pál Dárdai von Hertha BSC (17,5) vor dem Darmstädter Dirk Schuster (16,2) und Julian Nagelsmann von 1899 Hoffenheim (15,7).
>„Positive Überraschung“ unter den Vereinen ist Hertha BSC (31,9). Bei den „negativen Überraschungen“ entschieden sich die Erstligaspieler mehrheitlich für den VfL Wolfsburg (37,0) vor Absteiger Stuttgart (34,5).
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Keine Übertragung beim BR
FC Bayern will Geld für Double-Feier
Die Münchner feiern sich und verabschieden Trainer Guardiola. Für „Irritationen“ sorgt, dass der Klub Geld vom Bayrischen Rundfunk verlangt. Der Sender lehnt ab – und streicht die Übertragung.

Why are Bazis such greedy fuckin subhumans?
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>>67797610
bullying isn't aloud in /bundes/
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Cricket Borussia Berlin
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is Tasmania, Australia related to Tasmania, Berlin?
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>>67797657
yes. the club is named after tasmania because the founders overheard some sailors in a pub talking about it
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>>67797642
It is now you little bitch.
Happy Bundes days are over for good.
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>>67797657
I've been there.

Well, I got to the door but wasn't allowed inside because I had no reservation and didn't know anyone inside.

Also the club was called Felix.
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>>67797662
>>67797676

Van Diemens Land was a much better name d e s u
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>>67797687
too dutch for the british

they ditched all the french and dutch names in WA too and replaced them with dumb english and abbo ones
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>>67797720
>and abbo ones

these particularly trigger me

I don't think I could ever live in an abo-named suburb

>tfw nice suburbs like Woolloomooloo are ruined
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>>67797629
we already had this yesterday.
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>>67797629
>mein Gesicht wenn die Bayern behaupten die Feier hätte sie €300.000 gekostet
Ging wohl das meiste für die 9966 Jubel-Komparsen drauf, die sich unter die 34 Fans mischen mussten
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>Wirbel um Bayern-Star Götze und Berater trennen sich
>Weltmeister Mario Götze (23) und seine Beratungs-Firma „SportsTotal“ haben sich überraschend getrennt.


Erste richtige Entscheidung in seiner Karierre.. als nächstes sollte er seinen peinlichen Twitter Account schließen
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Gehfotze auf Selbstmord Wache
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Oh wow, a guy like Philipp Lahm or Franck Ribéry have seven weeks of holidays coming. No training, nothing. They can travel the world for seven weeks.
Carlo Ancelotti takes over from 11th of July, starting with a training and hundreds of photos of which some of them will make their way to this club
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ever since neinhold left and let the oceanians in, /bundes/ has really gone to shit
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>>67795354
So basically Dortmund have 60 million euros to spend so far, and they have to
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>>67797845
Worst post in this thread so far.
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY YOU UTTER CUNT
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>>67797862
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>>67797855
Oli Torres
Berardi
Umtiti
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Should we make an Ausländer free thread guys?
Let the Bazis and foreign cunts rot in their own excrements.
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good thread alert
>>67797511
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>>67797874
I don't know any of those people
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>>67797874
>Umtiti
I think kicker said Dragovic is the current favourite to replace Hummels. Also that there's no interest in Torres.
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>>67797845
True. I think they will still go for a run every morning and maybe a swim later im the day. At least I can't imagine that Philipp will show up for the first day of training out of shape.
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>>67797948
do they know that they're going to rely on some kid playing his first pro season in the spanish second tier? just invest in torres ffs
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>>67797963
Yes
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>>67797942
Óliver Torres Muñoz (21), known simply as Óliver, is a Spanish professional footballer who plays for Atletico Madrid as a central or attacking midfielder

Domenico Berardi (21) is an Italian professional footballer who plays for Sassuolo and the Italy national U21 team as a forward

Samuel Umtiti (22) is a French footballer who plays for French club Lyon in Ligue 1. He plays as either a central defender or a left back. Umtiti is a France youth international having represented his nation at under-17, under-18, and under-19 level.
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>>67797985
Alright
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>>67797965
I doubt they'll leave it at just Merino. Apparently Tuchel gets to sign 5 or 6 more players. With 4 almost certain to leave, according to RN, that still leaves two signings, a Hummels replacement, and a Gündogan replacement. And that's assuming all the 4 that are rumoured to be leaving will be directly replaced with a new signing, because if Subotic leaves, they'd probably just give his playing time to Ginter.
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>Hummels, Alaba, Boateng, Lahm against Barcelona
I'm sure my dick can handle it
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>>67798024
>>67798032
I hope you die a painful death pretty soon
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>>67798073
there is literally nothing wrong with being muslim
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Another rest day at the Giro.
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>>67798032

He looks like he has been awake for 2 weeks and is wandering around in a bath robe. In any other circumstances the police would probably put you in the back of their car and take you down to the station.
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Why didn't Mats Hummels cry during his farewell speech on stage after the cup final?
He must talk about emotions all the time and never shut up when it gets uncomfortable.
I can't explain it otherwise because most people save up their emotions for these moments and everything saved comes up in one moment, ending in a delighted cry marathon
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We're all just waiting for confirmation of Vestergaard to Gladbach.
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>>67798138
I hope we will see some more Bayern news. A lot will go down _BEFORE_ the euros start, right? Nothing during and one or two transfers after.
Like snatching superstars
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>>67798091
Another shit post by Denmark.
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I can't tell who is worse. Denmark or Jynn.
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>still no Mats Hummels transfer picture
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>>67798173
First Denmarkassbitch, then you to be honest. On some days you're even worse.
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Where are the transfer pictures
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>>67798184
There is literally nothing wrong with me or Denmark.

>>67798196
Next year
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>>67798210
Thank you.
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The view is always worth the climb...
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Is Matthias Sammer a vegetable yet? Please respond
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>>67798242
Here's your response
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>this camera wrap
Every time

>>67798253
Thanks
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You know what I sometimes enjoy more than a Bayern goal? Seeing Thomas Müllers reaction to the goal on the pitch the moment it's in
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Kuba to BVB really?
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>>67798290
He was just loaned I guess, but Tuchel doesn't rate him and I'm afraid his time has passed.
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>>67798290
How old is he now? Leicester would be a good match for him
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>>67798348
Because they snatch all the veterans, right
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>>67798355
He is a solid player. Pretty quick and not work shy.
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Götze zu BILD confirmed
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>>67798348
30, going on 31.
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>>67798290
Dortmund lacked a player like him on Saturday. But I think he's past it.
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>>67798429
Which confirms he joins Dortmund on a free. Absolute mad man. Should invest in a nice Bayern loge next season.
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Why do Germans love furry so much? Does Bayern have furry parties? What animal would Muller be?
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>>67798937
Wearing animal skins and covering ourselves in shit protected us from the Romans. You should have tried that, too.
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>>67798991

We didnt need protection from the Romans though
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>>67798991
america wasn't invaded by the romans dummy
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>>67799007
>>67799002
hehe
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>VdB new president
>Frankfurt relegated
what a day
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>>67799356
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>>67799356
They shouldve put the DFB-Pokal in the background instead.
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>>67798032
>holding up the walk to take a picture

hashtag millenials
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>>67799356
he wasted no time leaving
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Darmstadts Präsident Fritsch zu BILD: "Dirk Schuster hat uns informiert, dass es eine Anfrage von Augsburg gibt."
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Der SV Werder hat sich mit Frank Baumann auf einen Drei-Jahres-Vertrag geeinigt.
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>>67799477
Dear god he is ugly.
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>>67796830
Savage
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>>67798429
Fuck yes
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>>67799356
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>67799373
Hello!!
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>>67799515
Darmstadt are going down next season and Dirk Schuster knows it. He can do literally nothing about it
>>
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>>67799583
CIA and Doctor Pavel
>>
>Dr. Müller-Wohlfahrt, I'm FCB
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>>67799673

المشي العضو التناسلي النسوي على مشاهدة الانتحار
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>>67799583
look! a shirt
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy4R4IfbstE
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>>67799583

rummenigge always has this strange look
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>>67799742
Being part of the dark side does this to you
>>
Okay, so what now?
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What a boring final. Imagine if Hertha had managed to win their semi final... We would have gotten a game actually worthy of being called a final.
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>>67799802
wait for SancheS
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>>67796016
me too
>mfw betting odds favor a draw, mostly even odds for either team winning
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>>67796337
nice German faggot pls an hero
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>>67799826
there's already a picture of chief keef signing his contract
now we wait for the euro while watching roland garros
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>>67799726
he sounds pretty sad
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>>67799892

he betrayed his team and he knows it.
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>>67799218
jumping the gun, aren't we?
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>>67799892
He knows Cathy is going to blow his whole raise at the Maximilianstraße
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>>67800024
They will have a threesome with Götze's ex slag
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>>67799624
They already took his friends
>>
what ever happened to figo
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>>67800197
press F
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>>67799726
Gives me something to watch while eating
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>>67799802
We wait for more transfers and the EURO to commence
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>>67799726
he is a broken man

literally sold out and he knows it
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>>67800484
gonna use that for tomorrow's op and pretend that i made it :)
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>>67800484
Hey, I made this.
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>>67800484
Hey, I made this.
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>>67799726
What is this "piece of art" in the background?
Not even a Bauer, but i think it would be kind of cool if it was composed of pieces of grass from pitches where great victories were won, anyone know anything about it?
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>>67800484
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would you rather see Nurnberg in bundes or Eintracht get relegated?
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>>67800585
i want nürnberg in bundes but eintracht not to get relegated

ok?
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>>67800602
FUCK THAT. BRING DIE ADLER TO LEIPZIG
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>>67800484
9/10
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>>67800565
I made it
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>>67800585
Nürnberg has an ugly stadium, Frankfurt has good fans and a good stadium so Nürnberg can fuck off

the league doesn't have to offer much in terms of suspense or quality, so it's stuff like that that matters, which unfortunately doesn't get better with shit teams like Ingolstadt in the league (yes Ingolstadt are a shit team shit fans (aka none) shit stadium, shit city, shit ugly destructive football no one will miss them once they are relegated next season)
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>>67800565
I believe it's composed of pieces of grass taken from the Westfalenstadion
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>>67800565
Grass? You mean the picture composed of the logo and club legends?
That's plaster and I think it's up in Hoeneß' office.
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>>67800984
There's probably more than just one
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>>67801031
Maybe they moved it.
Didn't he move to another office? This is really confusing.
>>
It looks like it could be grass painted over, it's shit if it is actually just plaster like that attention whore claims.
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>>67801031
>>67801058
>>67801068
>laying on the floor man
poor badstuber
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>>67801081
I also remember it bigger
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>>67797575
>most attractive Indian in the world
>not qt Bhuvi
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Well, it's the same thing
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>>67801138
It's clearly the same you fuckin idiot, jesus.
Just look at the drips...what a moron you are holy shit.
>>
>being this rude when people are just trying to help

WoW!
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>>67801168
>Indian
>Attractive
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
you "people" are just niggos without the big dicks and muscle definition, feel truly sorry for your race.
>>
>>67800650
a statistical analysis suggests that a 0-0 draw is actually unlikely, and any draw with goals will prevent Frankfurt's relegation. what predictions do we have for tonight's game?
>I actually think Frankfurt cannot win
>I actually think it will be down to the wire and Frankfurt will score a tying goal very late
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>>67801258
>Indian
>race
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>>67801244
How exactly did you help, you cunt?
Either you know about the piece or you don't, thanks for nothing.
>>
You will never get a reply from me again.
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What's up with all the shitty Bavarian art? Is Injuredstuber creating these at the Holzwerkstatt?
>>
Mario Götze is looking forward to the next Bayern season and so am I
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>>67801484
This made me think. Maybe I should look back and start creating stuff for my parents birthday again. Something they can put inside their living room or kitchen. Maybe the garden. I have access to the tools, the skills and three chins boards for it in case I need help
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>>67801470
I'm new to this board, why the fuck should I care?
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>>67801392
But seriously, you must be the least attractive people in the world, we all know some women are into blacks, some are even into Asians for whatever reason (I guess they appear as non threatening)?, but no girl ever said WOW that Indian or Paki looking guy looks so buff and handsome, oh and he smells so good :)
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>>67801484
Munich (or the rest of Baziland) is not a factor in the German art scene, like AT ALL, it's just the epitome of capitalism and bad, indigenous taste.
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>>67801529
Why would you want to remind them of what a talentless hack you are?
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>>67801548
say that to my face fucker
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>she's going to hell for what she did to that garlic
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>commentator crying about pyro
killme
>>
Where is everyone?
>>
>>67802062
this ;_;
>>
>>67802062 Match starts, everyone leaves
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>>67802062
not watching this shit match
>>
Baking a cake now, is anyone interested in the result?
>>
>>67802062
I'm watching.

>Chris Perry on commentary

forgot about him
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>>67802093
depends on what kind of cake it is
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>>67802093
Yes, post pics
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>>67802118
Marble cake
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>>67802093
I hope you didn't forget to invent the universe first.
>>
>no Axel Eimer
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>Not starting AMFG
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>>67802093
seconded.
>>67802136
oooo
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>>67802093
Did you put the stripper inside the cake already ?
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>>67802160
But it's for my mum
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>>67802149
Weird af kovac
>>
rip Stendera
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>>67802177
well then get a male one. Ask Stendera. He probably has a lot of time at hand from now on
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>>67802201
FUCK!!!
>>
welp, Frankfurt has an excuse now, now go fuck off into the second league
>>
I like Stendera.
>>
>Buyernwinsbeforetheseasonevenstartedlol

Remind me why I should even bother watching? Only reason I pay attention to this league is for Pulisic
>>
>>67802222
digits confirm

time for Fabian
>inb4 chicanos influx
>>
We'll see how he handles bundes-pressure
>>
Just Kerk my shit up
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>>67802222
quads testify to local hero, one-club player
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>>67802231
>not watching the relegation play-offs
casual pls
>>
>>67802062
came back from badminton now watching the game
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>>67802231
don't. This league isn't interesting for casuals.
>>
>>67802231
why are you talking about bayern
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>Kerk
>not the captain
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>>67802231
Don't watch my or my wife's league ever again
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>>67802275
Tip top kek
>>
>>67799624
Hopefully someone crashes FCB plane with no survivors
>>
>>67802275
That took me two whole minutes.
>>
>>67802273
He's talking about the hummels transfer i think
>>
>>67802275
top kerk
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>>67802275
Took me way too long

Star Trekkin' across the universe
>>
right in the balls
>>
>>67802317
>Bayern signed a benchwarmer

exciting news
>>
Not having a track in the stadium should be mandatory for 1. league clubs
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>>67802354
I disagree.
>>
>Leonardo di Caprisonne

Where's TuT when you need him ?
>>
>>67802374
Okay, Olympiastadion excluded
>>
>>67802093
Heute ein Backblech im Sperrmüll gefunden du Penner?
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>>67802402
Don't fucking talk to me that way
>>
What a dumb thing to do.
>>
>>67802424
Heute ein Backblech im Sperrmüll gefunden, du süßer Obdachloser?
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>>67802402
please no bully okay ;_; i`m crying right now leave me and my cake alone you bad person this is supposed to be a comfy place with NO bully gonna ad some salt to the dough now because of my tears you ruined the cake, gonna watch anime now peace and extacy
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>>67802424
No cussing allowed in pussy-whipped /Bundes/ no bad words you cutie :)
>>
alter das fußballspiel ist richtig SCHEISSE, die beiden Mannschaften verdienen in zweiter liga zu sein
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>>67802483
Jo, Relegation eben
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>>67802483
this
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>>67802062
Cooking bolognese for the lasagna
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>Körk isn Spezialist
>that corner

fuck me
>>
>its a France has a teenage fit episode
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>>67802509
this isn't a very good picture
>>
just how fucking awful is Kerk?
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>>67802472
>>67802440
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>>67802509
looks like doodoo
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>>67802509
I'm glad i don't have to eat this garbage
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>>67802522
that's why he isn't their captain
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>>67802527
>>
I'm just watching this for the inevitable chimpouts desu, just like any playoff match
>>
>>67802093
Yes
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>>67802093
>dumbers
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>>67802509
With carrots?
>>
well, thanks for nothing, Esther
>>
>>67802539
even if this wasn't a relegation match there would still be a chimp out since the most batshit insane clubs are facing off against each other. I heard that Dünämö Drösden will join in during the thrid halftime
>>
I still haven't started the cake yet guys, having a beer now and ehm..something else.
>>
>>67802093
definitely
>>
>>67802509
where's the tomato sauce digga

>>67802547
yes that is how bolognese is made
>>
hello guys drinking Czech beer
>>
>>67802559
Emotionen respektieren! Pyrotechnik legalisieren!
>>
>>67802570
your green looks mighty blue today, Italy
>>
>>67802262
I will never play badminton in Paris
>>
Will Alex Meier score a goal?
>>
>Seferovic
>>
>>67802594
at least he tried
>>
>Aue beat Frankfurt in the cup when they were two leagues above them
>same league next year
nice desu
>>
>>67802607
In Aue gibt's Haue
>>
go nürnberg!
>>
>>67802586
i will fucking shit on you. I play against middle aged women every week don't try me.
>>
>Frankfurter Würstchen saving themselves the indignity of getting crushed by RBL
>>
>>
How do they still have bengalos and why do they check my sorry ass everytime I go to the stadium ?
>>
>>67802570
>yes that is how bolognese is made

For real? I've literally never seen carrots in it and i really eat regularly at various local italian restaurants.
>>
Aue aue mein popo
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>>67802634
they just like to touch you, little twink boy
>>
>>67802591
Yes! He told me so.
>>
>>67802641
was is pasiert?
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Dont fucking try to tell me what words I'm allowed to say and not

I'll swear as much as I fucking want even if you don't allow it, understood?
>>
>>67802568
What else???
>>
what is the best city in Germany, Bayern or Volkswagen?
>>
>>67802638
>Zubereitet wird es aus Hackfleisch vom Rind (oder einer Mischung von Rind, Kalb und Schwein – in traditionellen Rezepten auch mit Geflügelleber), feingehackter Zwiebel und Möhre und feingehacktem Bleichsellerie sowie eventuell Pancetta, die in Butter (auch gemischt mit Olivenöl) angebraten werden. Dazu kommen Wein, etwas Wasser oder Fleischbrühe und Tomatenmark oder Tomatensauce, eventuell etwas Fleischextrakt und getrocknete, eingeweichte Steinpilze. Als Gewürze können neben Salz und Pfeffer u. a. auch Lorbeerblätter, Gewürznelken oder Muskatnuss dienen. Um die Säure der Tomaten zu mildern, kann Milch oder seltener Sahne hinzugegeben werden.
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>>67802547
Yes

>>67802570
Just added it
>>
>>67802655
see here
>>67802634
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>>67802629
Is there also a "third halftime" *ifyouknowwhatimean*?
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>>67802679
I wouldn't eat that shit if I had been starving in Africa for a year
>>
Krankfurt getting btfo
>>
>>67802679
That looks like the stuff you make Köttbullar with.
>>
>>67802638
there's different ways of making it really. The most common is without carrots (so meat, olive oil, tomato sauce, garlic and onion) but you can add carrots. Don't add other veggies though

>>67802683
no because they don't arouse me

>>67802679
something is wrong lad
>>
>bundescu/ck/s
>>
>>67802664
Cologne, capital of the gay scene
>>
>>67802679
did you ever out that spoon(?) up your butt?
>>
>4 (four) minutes
>>
>>67802711
isn't Cologne a so-called "no-go zone"?
>>
>>67802732
>Stendedra
>>
>>67802679
Looks tasty tbfh. I like the lava-y feel it has.
>>
>>67802740
Hello /r/worldnews
>>
>>67802664
cologne frankfurt berlin
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>>67802677
Sounds like picture related which gave me the general idea of bolognese back then. I don't use mushrooms anymore but keep the rest as simple as possible

>>67802699
No

>>67802663
Probably marijuana
>>
>fatties
:/
>>
>>67802740
Not really, no. That's just memes.
>>
almost a goal
>>
>dat block
>>
>>67802759
i am not a huge fan of reddit
>>67802775
oh well, probably a horrible place after Solbakken shat it down a couple of years ago.
>>
Haha based Delling
>>
>Meme-t Scholl
>>
Baking starts N O W
>>
>>67802817
Memes
t. Scholl
>>
>>67802236
>Marco Fabian
You called? Is he doing good?
>>
>>67802768
is that from /ck/? lol do you get your cooking stuff from a board where half of the threads are about mcdonalds
>>
>>67802766
Did you see that Toulouse viral video?
>>
>>67802824
Gl hf
>>
Why are Germans so autismal?
>>
>>67802849
where dupraz shows the players footage of their families? yeah fucking gold. he describes himself as a simple men with some balls. Truly a great coach
>>
>>67802870
Why are murricans alwyas posting without context?
>>
Why are we even here ?
>>
>>67802893
Because fußball ist unser leben...
>>
>>67802871
it was pretty good, and then they managed to stay up as well, like poetry!
>>
>>67802893
because we are FRIENDS
>>
>>67802881
This whole thread for example
>>
>Online-Sucht

oh baby
>>
>>67802928
Tfw i really have a brazilian friend irl. Tfw he even has a second name. Tfw he alway supports portugal in the euros and is a bauern customer...
>>
>>67802832
nothing spectacular
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>bought the paulaner box
>own based Stiefel
>own worst beer
>>
>>67802944
What is autistic about casually talking about a relegation match from the world's most hipster league and cooking recipes? It's actually cool af. Can't wait for the platzsturm desu!
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>>67802893
König Fußball.
>>
>>67802980
My mum said she considered buying it for me but didn't.
>>
>>67802980
Augustiner für den Gewinn
>>
>>67803005
Hört,hört!
>>
>>67802962
disgusting
>>
Name one footballer that looks more unfortunate than Chandler (Ribery and Robben don't count)
>>
>>67803037
Karius
>>
that sky girl is so fucking ugly ugh
>>
>>67799356
>>67799583
ugh
>>
>>67803037
Mitchell Weiser
>>
>that fk
ayy lmau
>>
>>67802980
Drinking bayreuther helles. Post your beer!
>>
Riegele Kellerbier, beschte.
>>
good shot
>>
>>67803081
You room looks quit messy t.b.h.
>>
>>67802971
Just tuned In, he gets a yellow. Fuck my luck.
>>
good headshot
>>
>>67803081
Not drinking today. Wish I had some König Ludwig.
>>
>>67802980
Good!
>>
Budweiser here
>>
Both these shitty clubs should be relegated to 3rd league
>>
>>67803154
hello
>>
>>67803131
Sry bro. Just moved in and have limited space.
>>
>Bavian
>>
just tuned in what did i miss?
>>
>>67803184
the first half
>>
Nürnberg are too passive
the Eimer Axel will score
>>
I really dont want this shitty stadium in the Bundesliga again. :/
>>
Nürnberg had zero shots in both matches. Oh god I Hope they stay in the second league....
>>
And I thought Darmstadt was bad
>>
Seems a bit unfair to have a playoff in these circumstances. Just gives the third worst Bundesliga team a potential reprieve despite having had all season to not be shit.
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>>67803081
merke dir - Sternburg bier
>>
>>67803277
Frankfurt >>>>>>>>>>> Nürnberg
>>
GO NURNBERG!
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>>67803274
>implying Sandro fucking Wagner wasnt the best story of the season
>>
>>67803295
nice
>>
>>67803277
this desu
playoffs should be done the english way
or 4th last against 4th

getting promoted from Regionalliga is even worse - even if you win your league you have to play a playoff
>>
>>67803295
>lachend in die kreissäge.jpg
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>>67803184
>>67803197
>>
>>67803295
>so fat the treadmill bent
>>
>>67803277
what the fuck are you talking about? Frankfurt struggle to be good, but have been missing last season's top scorer, and managed to beat Dortumund. they deserve the opportunity to fight relegation.
>>
>>67803295
#partofbayern
>>
JUST Kerk my shit up
>>
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
>>
EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT
EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT
EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT
EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT EINTRACHT
>>
That was coming.
>>
SUCK IT
G
E
>>
It should not have pro/rel playoffs in Bundesliga. Economic difference puts teams from division above in an obscene advantage even if playing poorly (EX: HSV and HSV)
>>
get FUCKED nurnberg
>>
nooo
>>
>>67803309
honestly please kill yourself. playoffs help prove who is better.
>>
SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC SENFOROVIC
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Might just be early enough for Nürnberg to bounce back.
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>i only drink some obscure local beer
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Gaćinović holy fuck
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>>67803172
Hi friend :)
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>>67803339
FUCK YES NIGGER1111111111
>>
>>67803352
>he actually believes that
sure Torben
>>
SCHWARZ WEISS WIE SCHNEE
>>
WIR SIND AUS FRANKFURT
WIR SIND AUS HESSEN
UND WAS WIR SCHEISSEN
MÜSST IHR FRESSEN
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>>67803324
>they deserve the opportunity to fight relegation.

Yeah, they had 34 league games to do that. Having a two leg playoff is bullshit.
>>
I hope Nürnberg has to go to a trial for this shitty game.
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>>67803347
Its for the show m8.

The amount of relegation spots is arbitrary anyway. This is just making things more interesting.

Besides, we never wouldve gotten Düsseldorf-Hertha of they hadnt reintroduced the relegation-playoffs.
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>>67803382
>Germans
>scat lovers
not surprised
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>>67803399
2. BL playoff wins: 2 in 7 (2 in 8 if Eintracht get it)
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>>67803382
Unsre farben
Sind schwarz weiß rot
Wir bleiben treu bis in den...
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>>67803397
dank WW2 reference friend. Is this what I'm usually missing out on in here?
>>
>>67803428
Späten Vormittag
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>>67803376
Why did you delete your post, you little shitter?
>>
>>67803424
Your point?
>>
nooo ;_;
>>
>>67803415
thank you
>>
>>67803430
Nah, we can offer a variety of foreign shitposters. Except Denmark. We hate him
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>>67803438
Tip top sge kek
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>>67803442
3rd direct pro/rel slot instead of playoff like it was.
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>>67803415
>>
3 full relegation spots for 18 teams is a very high ratio compared to other leagues. Denmark had that until last season and no other Euro league has a higher ratio.
The playoff is fine imo as long as there are only 18 teams
>>
GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB
more like
GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK

LMAO
>>
>>67803467
Italian Serie A when had 18 teams, had 4 full relegation spots
>>
I just done a google maps tour of Nuremburg, all the architecture looks a bit brutal and eastern european looking. Is it a shithole, it looks like one.
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>>67803467
thank you

people pretend like god commanded there to be 3 relegation spots
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>>67803461
no. 3 direct relegation is okay for 20 league teams. bundes only has 18 teams, so 2 direct relegation is already enough. 1 playoff spot is pretty harsh even
>>
Franconia separated from Bavaria in FRG when?
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>>67803467
there's no reason for the Bundesliga to keeping having only an 18-team-league
if anything, it makes the failure in europe only more hilarious
>>
>>67803490
Draw a line from Munich to Frankfurt.
Everything north of this line is a shithole
>>
Are Frankfurt the good guys?
>>
>>67803461
Do you even read the posts you are replying to, Brazil?
>>
Zambrano is such an unlikeable asshole
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>>67803496
Russia works with 2 direct relegations and 2 playoff spots in a league with 16 teams
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>>67803521
no
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>>67803521
yes
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>>67803521
No
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>>67803521
Yes because Luke plays for them
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>>67803521
maybe
>>
>>67803521
maybe
>>
>>67803521
Can you repeat the question?
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>>67803521
yes
>>
>>67803530
this is why it's a shit league. midtable teams can't get a grasp on stability because they risk relegation if they slip too much
>>
>>67803511
The problem isn't Bundesliga have 18 teams, but other leagues have 20 teams. Even FIFA has admitted it.
>>
Are Frankfurt the good guys?
>>
>>67803564
you fucked it
YOU FUCKED IT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>67803547
hi Lauri
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>>67803521
Yes
>>
>>67803521
Frankfurt on Main or Frankfurt on Oder?
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>>67803568
>Even FIFA has admitted it.
and that counts for what? making the CL 4 games shorter would be no fucking problem, or cutting into international friendly shit
20 teams are fine
>>
NÜRNBERGER FOTZEN
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>>67803483
Woah

>>67803490
I met a guy from Nürnberg not too long ago (friend of a friend).
Seemed like a nice person.
>>
>>67803490
>he doesn't enjoy brutalist architecture
PLEB
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>>67803511
the league is already shitty enough.
no need for 2 more shit teams who belong to the 2. bundes.
>>
I want Nuremburg to win purely because they're in the league below.

PLUCKY UNDERDOGS
>>
FRANKFURT ASOZIAL IHR BAUERN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aoWQIZ3g_A
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>>67803627
might as well split off 5 or 6 teams and call it the 0. Bundesliga then
>>
>>67803566
That's one of the main reasons for the Danish league getting expanded. When 1/6 teams are relegated they're way more risk averse which is bad for youth development and for attacking football.
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>>67803584
Die wunderschöne Eintracht der Mainstadt
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>>67803595
Countries with 20 team leagues have two national cups. Germany with 18 isn't bad. It shapes perfectly.
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>>67803645
no. split off buyern and dirtmund into the european super league and you have a german league where everyone else is equally shitty.
>>
>>67803627
>implying teams like Eintracht Braunschweig and Fortuna 95 are shit
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>>67803642
Die sind mal richtig asozial.
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>>67803620
lel shit
>>
>>
cheeky Fabian
>>
WAS IST SCHÄFER FÜR 1 HURENSOHN ???
>>
>fabian diving

keking hard lel
>>
le diving arriba man
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>>67803295
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based
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>>67803646
Iceland had the same number of direct relegations than Denmark when local league had 10 teams (currently Iceland has 12)
>>
>commentator thinking there will be +6 minutes of stoppage time
>>
I can fully understand why the americans want to build a wall on the mexicunt border
>>
>>67803627

Would you not want St Pauli back at the top?

Are they basically Reddit; The Team, In my head all of their fans own a fedora and a katana.
>>
>>67803651
What about La Liga and Serie A? Only one national cup as far as I know.
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>>67803669
>fortuna
>not shit right now
did you even watch the season? >we are back at square one with a mediocre team and a coach that wont survive another season.
after entering the bundes >we had our chance and fucked it up. get ready for another decade of 2. bundes.
>>
>>67803703
>buttblasted nurneurg fan detected

lmao
>>
>>67803707
Italy is exception (Coppa Italia with h&a matches only in semifinals)
Spain's Copa del Rey has h&a matches in all tournament but final.
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>>67803715
>defending le more dives than won tackles shorty
>>
>sie sind spät aufgewacht
177 minuten zu spät
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>>67803704
No, if they own anything, it's das kapital by based kalle
>>
>>67803709
No more money from Die Toten Hosen?
>>
You blew it.
>>
>Füllkrug
>>
>90 mins played
>still not fighting
>no fans running on the field
they realize its over after this game?
>>
>>67803744
literally laughing out loud

all teams do this shit when they gotta scrape by a win. hahaha enjoy being relegation la
>>
Nurnberg getting exactly what they deserve desu
>>
>>67803756
they still have hope. they will run on the field once it's 2:0
>>
>>67803756
>there will never be a second DUS-BER
>>
There's no way Nuremburg are scoring, they've been shit.
>>
ALEX MEIER FUßBALLGOTT
>>
>>67803738
Good to know, thanks m7+1.
>>
>2nd Bundesliga 3rds in charge of winning the relegation play-off

Literally only Düsseldorf managed to do it.
>>
>>67803772
ER TRIFFT MIT DEM FUß
>>
>>67803778
Thats actually the plan behind relegation. Have the bigger team stay in the first league.
>>
AHAHAHHAHA SCHÄFER
>>
>>67803778
and nürnberg
>>
Are you kidding me?
>>
>that awful corner
just fuck off Nürnberg
>>
>This timewasting


Embarassing.
>>
>GK gets yellow for timewasting
>send another player to waste time
Wow
>>
DÖDÖDÖDÖDÖDÖDÖDÖDÖ
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>>67803778
well, aside from Hamburg the bundesliga team was always better than the 2nd bundesliga team
>>
>>67803777
>7+1
England in top form today. The euros are yours tbfh (to be fast honest)
>>
>>67803813
its brilliant i love it
>>
>>67803813
FRANKFURT BRINGING THE BANTZ

SCHEIß FCN
>>
>literally blowing dead on 4 minutes

You fucking kidding, about half of that was timewasting.
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Spent 90 minutes making this
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>>67803816

:^)
>>
>>67803825
Seriously what the fuck?
>>
>>67803816
The economic abysm between divisions. And why 3rd direct relegation slot instead of playoff.
>>
>>67803795
You're right, that was the very first one in the 21st century

But Cottbus never felt like a 1st Bundesliga team anyway
>>
tfw you are eintracht fan but your whole family are glubberer
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>>67803820
this desu
>>
>>67803825
>>67803836
that's German refereeing for you, they hate ET
>>
>>67803813
Normal thing in south american tournaments. Nothing special.
>>
>>67803826
That looks really nice actually, well done.

I fucking hate mushrooms though.
>>
>>67803826
is that for multiple people or for your whole week
>>
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>>67803778
>Literally only Düsseldorf managed to do it.

Say what again. Remember last year.
>>
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LUKE IS STAYING IN THE LEAGUE I LOVE IT
>>
Let me address what everyone here thinks at the moment: FUCKING YES FUCK YOU NÜRNBERG FUCK YOU
>>
>>67803825
>kek
I hate timewasting, I think it's shameful
>sitting her rofling
>>
>>67803867
i guess the later
>>
>couldn't even score a single goal
>act devestated
Why do footballers do this?
>>
Würzburg will make Franconia great again
>>
Russ is in hospital?

I thought he played today.
>>
>>67803871
wut

Last year the 2nd Bundesliga 3rd (Karlsruhe) lost against Hamburg, even though it was close and unlucky as hell
>>
nurnenberg BTFO'd
>>
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>>67803825
Wasted on goal kicks. Goal kicks don't influence added time. So he only added the 10 seconds that were actually wasted by drawing it out. Those are the rurus.

>another year of boring Eintracht football

yawn
>>
>>67803892

He was banned because he got his 10th yellow on thursday.
>>
>>67803894
And also brutal refballing
>>
>>67803867
for the next 4 days
>>
>>67803904
>another year of boring Eintracht football
Nürnberg's """"""""football"""""""" was worse
>>
>>67803905
right of course

forgot about that
>>
>autistic added time discussion
never change, /bundesliga/.
>>
>>67803915
nice
hope you've got gums on you to chew after you eat all those onions
>>
>>67803928
this
>>
>>67803826
Needs more blandness
>>
Here you go.

Nürnberg is the record participant in modern relegation play-offs btw
>>
>>67803953
>2013
>dank sei Gott
WIR WOLLEN KEIN K'LAUTERN SCHWEINE!!!
>>
Based Bruchhagen. This is really nice.
>>
kovac is pretty cool desu
>>
>>67803953
wew, I completely forgot Augsburg only made into the bundesliga with their second attempt

they seem so established now
>>
>>67803953
>HSV AG
>>
>>67803953
>Bochum

I am still mad to this day. Glatzbach's goal was way overtime
>>
EINTRACHT FRANKFURT ALLEZ
>>
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Godspeed!
>>
Darmstadt, Ingolstadt and Karlsruhe are going down next season
>>
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>>
>>67803953
tfw one result is colored blue and we all know why
>>
>>67804061
But Karlsruhe isn't in 1.BL
>>
>>67804061
>Ingolstadt
no

>>67804059
no
>>
I am glad Kovac survived his first months on the Bundesliga. He is a good guy, i cant say a bad word about him.
>>
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>Karlsruhe
>>
BOMMES :DDDDDDDDDDDD
>>
>>67804061
>Karlsruhe going down depsite already being down

too much faxe for you, bjorn
>>
Okay and now all of you need to watch Hart aber Fair about Internet addiction
>>
>>67804061
Rel: Ingolstadt and Hamburg
Pro: Braunschweig and Union Berlin
>>
>>67804084
Okay I just checked and it seems you're right. I don't know why but I had it in my head that they were promoted this season. I had blocked out Freiburg.
>>
>>67804068
Sge is the only professional team with an 'official' song by a thrash metal band i know of. Damn, everything about that club is fucking adorable.
>>
>>67804061

>Karlsruhe

oh the triggering, Jesper...
>>
>>67804109
I considered it but decided against it.
>>
>>67804068
nice
>>
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good night
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>>67804109
>le current year
>watching lügenpresse
>>
>>67804109
better than being addicted to heroin : ^)
>>
night

>>67804246
at least h addicts go outside lmao
>>
>>67803953
fucking HSV
>>
oh no last bundesu of the season :(
>>
I don't understand why dortmund is so dogmatic about release clauses. better to let Mkhi go for 45m than to let him go for nothing at all next summer.
>>
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>>67804421
>>
>>67804237
The current year
Still memeing afd bants
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j09hpp3AxIE


DANKE EINTRACHT
>>
>>67804061
good night friend
>>
>>67804504
oho
>>
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>>67804589
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>>67804421
Dortmund already lost two important players this season and you think it's a good idea to put release clauses into new contracts?
>>
haven't seen that yet
>>67804356
>>
Looking at AirBnB listings sure is addictive.
>>
>>67805470
You're addictive
>>
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>>67805525
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