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Parramatta Eels Eels vs Melbourne Storm 7pm at Pirtek Stadium
Making the thread early because of Origin team announcements. Queensland have named their team
1. Boyd
2. Oates
3. Inglis
4. O' Neil
5. Gagai
6. Thurston
7. Cronk
8. Scott
9. Smith
10. Myles
11. Guerra
12. Gillett
13. Parker
14. Morgan
15. Thaiday
16. Papali
17. Mcguire
NSW team to be announced in about 15 minutes
1st for /afl/
At 11AM?
Are you retarded?
>>67789296
dont teams get announced halftime tonight?
>>67789350
umad cuh?
Stream lads
http://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/state-of-origin/teams/new-south-wales/live-stream-nsw-blues-state-of-origin-game-i-team-announcement/news-story/fc05295005ac7a7c2eec30eaf1173496
pls not pearce
>papali
those motherfuckers
just when they were on a roll and getting team cohesion together
>>67789620
This video they're playing kek
>MUH EVIL NSW
MITCHELL PEARCE BTFO
STRONG rumors that Dylan fucking Walker will be picked
>>67789904
daley might be autistic
@QLDmaroons
BREAKING: Coach @KevyWalters announces @WalkBro to captain #QLD in #Origin2016
these presenters are shit
just show the conference
Surely Dugan is fullback?
>clapping after every name
these fucks never graduate school?
>naming a squad
FUCK OFF
I fucking guarantee if Walker was still playing for Souths he wouldn't have even been considered
fuck this team is gonna get monstered. Does laurie have a hard on for the major Syndey teams?
Can we get rid of Laurie fucking Daley? Please? This is a fucking joke
>>67789296
>qld have named their team
no they haven't
Is Dylan Walker related to WalkBro?
Greg Bird (Gold Coast Titans)
Boyd Cordner (Sydney Roosters)
Josh Dugan (St George Illawarra Dragons)
Robbie Farah (Wests Tigers)
Blake Ferguson (Sydney Roosters)
Andrew Fifita (Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks)
Tyson Frizell (St George Illawarra Dragons)
Paul Gallen (c, Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks)
Josh Jackson (Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs)
Michael Jennings (Parramatta Eels)
David Klemmer (Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs)
James Maloney (Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks)
Josh Mansour (Penrith Panthers)
Josh Morris (Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs)
Matt Moylan (Penrith Panthers)
Adam Reynolds (South Sydney Rabbitohs)
James Tamou (North Queensland Cowboys)
Dylan Walker (Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles)
Aaron Woods (Wests Tigers)
Development player: Bryce Cartwright (Penrith Panthers)
>>67790689
>Robbie Farah
Lol
>Dylan Walker
Bigger lol
>Blake Ferguson
TOP KEK
>>67790683
he's like the anti-walkbro
>>67790689
there's only 5 spots available for the outside backs but 7 have been named, confirming that the 18th and 19th men will be two of those backs, and also confirming that all the forwards listed will be playing. how do YOU feel about this forward pack?
>>67790849
He isn't Elite?
>>67790857
I think the whole team is fucked and Laurie Daley has handed QLD yet another fucking Origin series.
Shame really since it's rumored to be Gallen's last.
>Trent Merrin not picked
are you fucking kidding me? he's been elite this year and one of the Panthers' best
>>67790996
I thought he played for the Dragons
>>67790942
WalkBro is elite
Dylan walkcunt isnt
I still don't understand why klemmer keeps getting picked.
This is now a QLD celebration thread
I know it's early lads but WE DID IT
Yet another origin
>>67791254
Based Bulldogs Bias (BBB)
>Dylan Walker
You can't make this shit up.
>>67791679
This. Laurie givin us a sweep this year
Daley picks maloney and reynolds, 2 of the worst defensive halves, qld might score 5 tries in game one down the side which has dugan in the centres.
>>67792530
>le adam reynolds is a bad defensive half maymay
>Dylan WALKER
Based WalkGOD using his connections to get this scrub picked for NSW.
>Best player in the NRL Andrew Fifita is on NSW's bench
>Nate Myles is starting for Queensland
How can one state have such terrible front rowers? New South Wales will win in an absolute bloodbath lads.
>no coote
>no beau scott
>no merrin
>tyson frizell
>josh jackson
>blake ferugson
>dylan walker
>paul gallen
JUST
>>67793260
Paul Gallen is literally the best rep player of the year so far.
>>67793281
more like pep player of the year kek
>>67793391
Haha.
WalkBro as first origin try scorer, bet your "life" on it
>>67793391
Haha.
>>67793260
Gallen has been monstering cunts all year so far.
I don't have high hopes for the rest of his team though. Should have picked Coote and Scott.
>>67792885
His line defence is horrible, way too small qld backrowers will go straight through him
I hate Gallen as much as anyone and can't wait for him to retire, but even I have to admit he's been bretty gud this year.
Suicide watchcunt on suicide watch.
>>67793606
Why do you hate him?
>>67793627
Dirty, grub meathead who then turns into a whiney cunt trying to milk penalties.
>>67793743
And this is different to other NRL players...how?
>Panthers forward Bryce Cartwright was initially added as a development player, but was subsequently removed from the squad due to a thumb injury. An announcement is yet to be made regarding his replacement.
>>67793793
>>67793743You haven't thought this through, have you...
>>67793796
This is in shambles. Do NSW have any chance this year at all?
>>67793817
Not really our best chance was to go young and pick a mostly new team that could possibly give qld a few surprises, but laurie the cuck daley loves picking his squad which keeps losing.
>>67793817
Everyone has a chance. Even you, with losing your virginity one day.
http://www.theroar.com.au/2016/05/23/corey-norman-dined-criminal-figures/
>>67793793
The fact that players like Gallen and Ennis stick out above the rest when it comes to this should tell you something.
>>67793902
That they're bigger grubs in a sport full of grubs? You been watching this sport long, son?
Bob Fulton (NSW selector) promises Walker a NSW spot if he signs with Manly adding about $150k to his salary without going against Manly’s salary cap.
>>67794024
I'm related to Bob Fulton
>>67794024
Literally Jamie Buhrer 2.0
>>67794054
I'm related to Jamie Buhrer
I'm actually related to Chase Stanley
I'm related to Big Kev and Darryl Brohman in that I am a huge fat piece of shit.
>>67793861
Corey Norman is a piece of shit.
>>67794113
Based Kyle
>>67789296
I know this isn't the real team, but Myles will probably be picked and start.
Even though Myles isn't good enough to make the bench at Newcastle, and even though Josh McGuire is much better and deserves a starting spot, Myles will start ahead of him.
NSW gonna win with ease this year.
And I hope we get smashed 3-0 so Kevin Walters can just fuck off.
>>67794173
I'm related to Corey Norman
>>67794229
>NSW
>win with ease
Have you seen our team?
>>67794366
Yes, and the forwards alone will be enough to beat Qld.
Reminder that handsome intelligent Michael Morgan is an Origin winning, premiership winning, World Club Challenge winning, and test match winning five-eighth, who is also a confident and articulate speaker.
Reminder that Apephony Memeford is a dumb fob manlet who mumbles and stutters his words, is an athletics babby who will decline hard when his body becomes fucked in 3 years due to shit tier coconut genetics, and hasn't won anything in his entire "career".
>>67794425
>not memefob
I really want to know what the FUCK Laurie was thinking with Dylan Walker
As a utility he's only played 3 positions in his career, and only one of them well. There are guys out there who can cover more positions and are in simply much better form than him like Blake Austin, Josh Reynolds, Jack Bird and Tyrone Peachey to name a few.
As a centre he's pretty good but there are multiple players ahead of him. Don't even get me started on him as a fullback and 5/8
Pretty much the only selection i'm mad at. Although I think Frizell and Jackson are overrated and I would have picked Merrin and Graham instead 2bh
>>67794467
Hes a Pakistani not a nut
I fucking hope they don't choose myles the shitcunt
>>67794526
Has he done anything at all worth noticing this year.
>Anthony Milford is 21
jesus
and those faggots at wests call themselves 'young'
Anyway I heard a pretty good source saying Haynes gonna return for Game 2 cause SOO is the flagship for ratings in Australia and will generate massive revenue for everyone involved and the result isnt that important... they said alfie did it before
Wasn't beau scott the only one who could tackle Inglis 1on1 the last couple of years? NSW might miss him desu
>>67794720
Jamie Soward and Wolfman tackle Inglis
http://baka.com.au/comment/free-blue-vb-cans-are-a-new-low-for-the-state-of-origins-partnership-with-alcohol-20160523-gp1erx.html
>>67794736
Ive still got my mal meninga coin from the daily tele from like 199x
I didnt even follow footy then but Id collect a fucking free coin i tell ya
>>67794736
>baka
>>67794736
>baka
every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYR8YtHGmSw
Corey Oates will be exposed as fuck in Origin.
>>67795103
It's fucking funny how you meant to write Matt Moylan but wrote a different player entirely
Gummi Bears and Shigods playing out an epic in SC
>tfw it's 2013 again
>>67795198
Gummi Bears is BACK lads
>>67795103
Borey Slowtes
>>67795103
Mansour will run him over all night.
>>67789296
Storm by 20 imho
That feel when pooramatta get refballed to victory.
Darryl Halligan
Hazem El Masri
Kerrod Holland
Man, the basedogs can create some top 1% goal kickers.
My dog is being put down tomorrow lads. Feeling pretty shit.
Thoughts?
http://abc.net.au/news/2016-05-23/kerr-the-sport-expansion-wars/7437676
>>67795490
Get a new puppy today and you'll feel better
I'm gonna have to give my dog to the RSPCA when I move cause I won't be able to afford a place with a yard
>>67795501
Mum wants to wait for a while before we get another dog. I am surprisingly holding it together pretty well. Probably because I knew it was coming.. Still. I think tomorrow I'm gonna be a lot worse.
52-6 is on again lads
>>67795501
Where are you moving to?
>>67795497
I think I could'nt have read a worse article that said less.
Not once did he address that the tv rights holders don't earn as much revenue showing the game live in Melbourne versus showing something else.
Not once did he provide an argument for increasing the number of teams, in fact he spent most of the article being a poof saying how nobody knows who the Storm even are.
I wish I hadn't read that and I bet that guy drinks soy lattes and wears an AFL scarf.
المشي العضو التناسلي النسوي على مشاهدة الانتحار
>>67795513
If your dog is already on deaths doorstep, which it must be, it's no big deal. I got the new dog before the old one had to be put down. The only people who cared were the women in the family who never played with/walked/cleaned/dealth with the dog.
They just like to have a cry for attention.
>>67795223
He's too far gone. It'd take a literal miracle for him to make the finals.
>>67795497
The article implies that majority of Melbourne are unaware of the Storm. Is that true, anyone living in Melbourne?
Imagine if one of the halves go down early in the game and Dylan Walker has to fill in
>>67795539
Well everyone in our family does actually love our dog and we've all spent a lot of time with him.
>>67795546
>Implying that anyone in Melbourne isn't uncucked enough to watch league.
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>67795557
>using the work cuck unironically
kys
>>67795548
Fuck mate its a dog harden up. Grow up bush for a year and see how many animals live and die. Hard to have a cry and shutdown everytime one passes after that.
>>67795537
based matt
>>67795497
The article is written in a really obnoxious, snarky way that I fucking hate, but I don't think anyone disagrees that having less games on free to air (even if delayed) has hurt the game. Look no further than the threads here.
>>67795547
post yfw this happens and he scores a hat trick
>>67795587
>I'm gonna have a funeral for a dead dog
>>67795602
>people like you actually exist
must feel good being a straight up miserable cunt
ფეხით ძუკნა თვითმკვლელობის watch
Gehfotze auf Suiziduhr.
>>67795610
kys redditor
>>67795651
>loving a pet equates to a website
kys
>>67795630
>uhr
Wrong watch I think
>>67795668
Nope.
It's 100% a correct translation.
Stay mad, Sean dicklickers
>>67795663
Makes you a zoophile though
>>67795683
Please watch our sport.
>>67795681
Why isn't it wache lad? Tell me why
>yfw NSW win game 1 cause Thurston and/or Cronk get their bones broken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lxRRCxfRvI
>>67795701
NSW will win because you won't be there, mitch
>>67795701
>tfw QLD win game 2 and 3 anyway
>>67795701
>mfw pearce talks shit again and gets btfo
>>67795701
Based elite premiership, Origin, world club challenge, and test match winning five-eighth Michael Morgan would come into the halves and lead Queensland to the Promised Land.
>yfw youve finally quit supporting NSW after 15+ years cause theyre a shit team run by idiots and theyre literally more unlikable than QLD
Feel based bros. I owe them nothing. They don't represent me.
>>67795748
It's a shame you can't actually do that if you're from NSW though. Stay shit.
When I play Origin in a few years I will REFUSE to wear a jersey that has the logo of a betting company or of an alcohol company on it.
They will make a special jersey for me.
>>67795762
I am a QLDer starting January 01 2016. I have no allegiance to these cucks in the VB and sky blue.
>>67795771
t. Wade Graham
>tfw you stop supporting Qld because you absolutely hate Kevin Walters and Darius Boyd.
Select people you would genuinely want to spend 5 minutes with
Trent Reznor is the greatest genius, musical or otherwise, of our generation.
>choosing to not support a team because you don't like the players that were selected.
You guys are objectively worse than me.
>>67795773
kys faggot cockroach
>>67795788
just Maloney
>>67795668
this
>>67795800
Thanks buddy
>>67795788
Gallen and Dugan, because they seems like top blokes.
Then: Farah, Moylan, Daley in that order but only to put them on the end of my katana
>>67795788
Maloney, Moylan, Mansour, Reynolds and Dugan
>>67795794
That's Kanye though.
>>67795795
>dont like the team that was selected
>dont like the coach
>dont like the selectors
what the fuck am i supporting? the abstract concept of NSW? the name itself?
the name is being tarnished by these cuckheads. i cant support the erosion of the name.
>>67795807
Did the guy with down syndrome next to Moylan get special permission to stand next to everyone as a kind of nice gesture?
Can a webm of Amy Schumer fully clothed, but clearly seen putting roll on deodorant on between her legs - even though you don't see any genitalia - be considered NSFW?
Is a 15 minute block for posting this webm justified?
Is a 3 day ban for posting this webm justified?
Thoughts, especially from Sean, are appreciated.
>>67795827
No on all three counts but there is no need to post it anyway.
>>67795806
Lmao if you think he's supporting you.
Stay shit at German though you fucking obese loser cuck.
>>67795820
>cuckheads
this website is 18+.
>>67795818
LOL
>>67795711
Would you stroke JT's sweaty, greasy hair?
>>67795827
Amy Schumer is a corporate ugly fat hack. She'll be irrelevant in a few years. Hopefully anyway.
>>67795827
Forgot to add, not interested in the thoughts of poo peelanders.
>>67795711
locky looks like wojak
>tfw Reynolds wins the decider by himself and they still pick pick for next year
NSW
1. Tim Brasher (Balmain)
2. Rod Wishart (Illawarra)
3. Terry Hill (Manly)
4. Paul McGregor (Illawarra)
5. Craig Hancock (Manly)
6. Matthew Johns (Newcastle)
7. Andrew Johns (Newcastle)
8. Paul Harragon (Newcastle)
9. Jim Serdaris (Western Suburbs)
10. Mark Carroll (Manly)
11. Brad Mackay (Western Reds)
12. Steve Menzies (Manly)
13. Brad Fittler (Penrith)
14. Greg Florimo (North Sydney)
15. David Fairleigh (North Sydney)
16. Matt Seers (North Sydney)
17. Adam Muir (Newcastle)
>>67795762
Says who?
>>67795859
>tfw a team of Joey and Freddy lost to QLD 3-0
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
I CANT WAKE UP
NSW need to admit theyre just a shit state filled with shitcunt people. It's not wrong to admit it, it's wrong to be in denial. They're busy at kings cross playing grabass with each other while the QLDers are hunting roos and going fishing.
It's literally Bondi Latte sippers versus Men
>>67795794
I got punched in the throat at a NIN concert at the Riverstage some years back.
>>67795861
That's like a Canadian saying they go for American team's because the Canadian ones suck.
>>67795838
Whatever mate. I'll trust the German you asked in Bundes to be right.
Seriously though lads is Pearce‘s Origin career over?
Please...
>>67795794
Holy fuck, THIS.
>>67795871
This is also the reason /nrl/ is cancer, full of poo cuck wales fagposters
>>67795897
I'm glad you conceded that you were incorrect, and that the translation is completely correct.
Not a lot of people here can admit it when they were wrong, but you just did.
That takes balls.
Thanks for admitting defeat.
>>67795871
can anyone on this board write a sentence without it being full of memes?
>>67795896
What's wrong with that?
>>67795896
Or like a Fijian playing for Australia because Fiji sucks.
But that wouldn't happen, right?
>>67795918
>implying australia doesn't suck
>>67795909
Sure. I don't think there is an actual proper translation because 'suicide watch' seems to be an English term.
I think Uhr refers to a physical watch that you wear so I don't see where that translation comes from. Can't argue with you though since you have a native speaker on your side.
>>67795909
>translation is completely correct
it's not
I rused you :^)
>If you don't support a bunch of losers because you were born within 600km of where they were born you are a bad person
LMAO
SLAVES ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS
If a bunch of losers jumped off a bridge you'd do it too hey?
>>67795933
Wowzers!
What's the real answer faggot?
>>67795933
No, NOW you are trying to ruse people.
It won't work though.
We are too intelligent to fall for it.
>>67795942
It's not uhr, it's wache.
>>67795972
No it's not.
>>67795974
It's "knutschi"
>NSW average less than 10 points a game in Origin while QLD average 22
>>67795978
It's actually "beobachten".
>>67795974
Kek. Maybe I'll ask on /int/.
Lel. It is 'wache'.
>Australia
http://www.triplem.com.au/sydney/listen/
Sterlo and Joey discussing origin
>1.5 of the best NRL commentators
Gehfotze auf Suiziduhr.
Gehfotze unter Beobachtung wegen Selbstmordgefährdung
hahahah
WalkGOD auf Nobelpreis Uhr
/nrl/ on irrelevant, unnecessary and completely pathetic general watch
Gehfotze auf Suiziduhr.
Gehfotze auf Selbstmord Wache
المشي العضو التناسلي النسوي على مشاهدة الانتحار
They shouldn't name the teams if the entire round isn't over yet.
You now remember /cric/.
>>67796070
Sorry, Wayne.
>Jarryd Hayne practically walks into Fiji Sevens squad
>Wins series immediately
>>67796093
Scotland won the London 7s you pleb.
Fiji came 4th.
>muh overall series winner
KEK, might as well celebrate a minor premiership "win" lmfao
>>67796023
fucking lost
K E K
>>67796193
Real nigger questions: Will they be top 4 in 2017?
>it's a clueless idiots over rate beau scott episode
Reminder that his 'le run out of the line to put a late hit on JT' meme lead directly to 2 crucial first half tries being scored in game 3 last year because of the hole he left.
>>67796197
Yes, unfortunately
Why the fuck don't we have teams in Perth and Adelaide? Even fucking Central Coast wouldn't be that bad.
>>67796243
It'd be smart financially. They'd probably draw big crowds like Brisbane if they centralised it near the CBD instead of having 5 teams not too far from each other.
>>67796243
Walkcunt on unable to understand logistics watch.
Melbourne by 11.
>>67796321
The Eels will be refballed to an "inspiring and emotional" 2 point win.
flat ball
LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NRL, BBC Winger Ltd.
ELITE TRY
Fuck off, that's a clear try.
Pooramatta getting refballed to victory yet again.
rip in peace poo scott
Why do the Storm keep going for 40/20s?
>Beau Scott
>Matt Scott
Are the Scotts the hardest motherfuckers alive? They make the Burgess look like Dugans
>>67796434
Not from a set of brothers bat Matai is a psycho cunt.
>>67796434
Beau Scott is absolute trash, and has never once in his "career" been more than an average player.
>>67796448
you could say this about literally any player in the NRL
Pooramatta crowd will boo this correct decision
>>67796434
Is Beau Scott related to Matt Scott?
>>67796434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXty8i-pwFA
>>67796448
he's the GOAT at late shots on kickers
>>67796467
Cordner's hit on Thurston in Origin 2 last year was GOAT
>>67796466
i came irl when this happened. the hit by tafua i think before that one got me hard.
>>67796495
Everyone on here seems to hate him but I love him. Even at his age now he's still a complete nutcase. He takes his footy pretty seriously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hB4iY4rRQA
Liking the physicality of this game.
>>67796509
we hate manly, not matai
>>67796521
I've seen people on here blast him hard.
>>67796518
I bet you are, you big poof. You love watching big sweaty men in tight shirts and short shorts, grappling and fumbling each other, don't you.
>>67789296
What's NRL
>>67796518
Agreed. It's been incredibly fast both ways the entire game so far.
>pooramatta crowd booing literally everything
>>67796538
Yes. My name is Sean Walker btw.
>>67796521
yeah well, manly hates you too
>>67796534
just matt
>>67796554
manly can go fuck themselves
>>67796560
>le fug le manly because the news told me to
kys you fucking sheep
>>67796541
Where the #1 NFL players come from AND go to retire.
>>67796560
>my dad said manly made him sad in the 80's because they had money so I hate them
Growing my autumn/winter beard lads
Muslim servo workers are starting to call me brother
>>67796568
This. I think they're alright. I don't really hate any teams though. It seems kind of pointless to "hate" a rugby league team.
>>67796568
>because the news told me to
kek nsw can go fuck themselves, we qlders have been doing it for the last 13 years and its getting tiring
>>67796585
if you go for manly or easts without living there youre literally a bootlicker slave bitch
>muh rich and happy people
>kieran has long blonde hair at Manly
>has short dark hair at Parra
Why is Western Sydney so fucking toxic bros? Its literally bad for your health
>>67796586
based matt
>>67796586
>assalamu alaikum, just these two bags of Doritos and the 2L halal coke thanks
>>67796588
We can all direct our vitriol to you instead, Sean.
>>67796607
>implying I buy anything but petrol and occasionally a voucher for the car wash machine
>>67796592
It literally takes me 5 minutes to walk to brookie oval to watch one of the most successful teams in rugby league history
>>67796617
>petrol
I have alerted the AFP
Just put $2000 on Trump winning presidency in 2016
>>67796617
>not grabbing a choccy milk in the morning on the way to work
The ball was clearly grounded.
Yet more pooramatta refball.
God tier try save.
>>67796646
This.
You could clearly see it on the ground when he first crashed over.
>>67796633
trump will literally be assassinated by the left before the election m8
>>67796665
legitimately think this could happen
>>67796665
sad but probably true
What the fuck is this?
Why do the referees like to help Parramatta of all teams?
It doesn't make any sense.
>>67796665
My biggest worry desu
I actually love my bet at the current odds but something weird like this could definitely happen
>literally losing to conviction
Remember me as I was lads ;_;
>>67796665
>implying the trump that goes out in public is an actual human and not a robot body double
>>67796693
Can you actually bet on presidency? The fuck?
>>67796708
You need to average 20 points from your remaining players in 40 minutes.
You've got this easily
>>67796718
How fucking out of touch are you?
>>67796693
i don't even think it will even be a "lee harvey oswald" type deal. the killer will probably do it in the open and flaunt his """achievement""" right there on the spot, moments before being btfo by the SS
>>67796724
Obviously very. I didn't know you could bet on much outside of sports, and gambling etc.
>>67796735
>bet on gambling
what the fuck are you and why are you here
>>67796718
you can literally bet on the winning judge on the x factor or who will be the next australian to be on the simpsons? schoolyard, novelty betting is the best imho
>i genuinely and unironically believe a "deranged lunatic" working on his own assassinated Kennedy
>>67796735
Betting agencies have a lot of novelty bets. For example, you can bet on WalkBro winning the next Nobel Prize at 4 dollars.
>>67796738
*disregard the "?"
>>67796741
Is John F Kennedy related to Ben Kennedy?
>>67796737
I said AND gambling. Nice reading comprehension you halfwit cunt.
>>67796741
Where did you get this video of me
>>67796758
It's cute when you try to be aggressive Sean bb
>>67796758
You are literally retarded.
Re-read your post, and if you can't find anything wrong with it, good luck finishing grade 2.
>>67796568
Manly have been one of the most hated teams in the comp for decades, you utterly ill informed casual pleb. You are a cancer on society and a tumour on this community. You need to erase yourself from the annals of this world as soon as possible.
>>67796741
Holy shit
Matt is based as fuck
>>67796708
>losing to a side with 3 non scoring players
>>67796804
because the media wants u to hate them
>Munster playing with 1 arm
Do athletes not recognise that if you continue to use an injured bodypart it makes it harder to recover?
Their coaching staff is fucking infantile
>>67796804
kys you fucking media parrot
North GOATland Back2BackBoys Pty Ltd.
>>67796884
But what if they do win this year, whats he going to put on his back?
>>67796876
gotta be tough bro
Bit of a joke that blockers only get penalised if it's against pooramatta.
>>67796665
>the left
>implying they don't want trump for a easier smear campaign
>implying the right wont assassinate him because they hate him and put in Jeb
>>67796878
I hate Kanye West too because the media told me he was a mean arrogant man >:( Poor Tay Tay
>>67796905
>implying the left are able to control their emotions and resist an opportunity of taking out the don
>>67796895
Chest tattoo for the 2016 premiers.
>>67796884
I love how bogans do this shit. Like he had ANYTHING to do with their winning at all. Jerry Seinfeld does a good bit about how fans say "we won".
Is walkcunt angry all the time because he is a manlet?
>>67796927
that guy probably lives in fucking blacktown
>>67796884
>having 18 men's names that aren't your own permanently tattooed on your back
Ashley Klein is the most corrupt and incompetent referee.
>>67796945
Bogan central
>>67796927
>>67796945
Long time North Queensland Cowboys supporter Wayne “Mad Dog” Evans has taken his love for the 2015 NRL premiers and converted it into a life-size work of art.
Evans is well known around Townsville as one of the Cowboys most diehard fans, and has stayed true to his colours since the club’s inaugural season in 1995.
chat shit get banged
8-0 is going to be the final score isn't it?
>>67796980
I still don't give a shit.
What are they saying Melbourne did with Munster on the sideline? I missed it
All this bullshit is actually making me side with Laurie Daley. Everybody has an opinion. Some people like this squad. Some people don't. The people who don't are piping up with their garbage columns while the people who do like it are quiet. If he'd picked different people in different positions, the other half would be piping up while the current half remain quiet and satisfied.
The cunt literally can't win. And I don't just mean games.
>>67797005
Something about being treated by the trainer and doctor is a no-no and Melbourne might be expecting a fine for it.
>>67797014
Agreed.
You've seen the changes he made? We've definitely progressed, and it's positive signs that they won't put their fingers in their ears and shout 'Pearce at 7' at each other. They're receptive to change in a time when change is what we need, however there's not too much fresh blood to be torn apart. If we debuted Peats, Austin, Peachey etc. on top of what we have, that's almost a completely different side. Sure, some changes are a bit weird (Dylan Walker), but they're learning. And who knows, we've all seen what Walker is capable of at centre, maybe all the origin attention is just what he needs to step up to the plate.
>>67797014
>people are vocal when they disagree with things while people who are content remain silent
who would have thought?
Clear try.
But they will deny it yet again.
Fuck Klein.
Fuck the bunker.
Fuck pooramatta.
And fuck you.
>>67797014
nice reddit post m8
Vunivalu is actually elite.
>>67797036
This. Will he be picked for QLD?
>Took Radradrada to score at 1.5
JUST
FUCK
MY
MONEY
SENPAI
>>67797048
I had $500 on South Africa to beat Scotland last night in the 7s.
>>67797036
>naiqama
>koroibete
>radradra
>waqa
>vunivalu
fijian wingers are meme
>>67797048
that is such a muggy bet
you really think that Radradra is scoring in more than 2/3 of his games?
>only just edged out a minnow side
What the fuck is going on this week?
Corey Norman wants $850k a season.
He turned down a $700k per year offer.
Even though he's worth $300k at most.
>>67797059
He just has to score in more than 51% to breakeven with a 1.5
>>67797057
I'm yet to see him display those typical coconut mistakes. His defense has been good and I only remember him making a big error that one time against the Titans.
Vunivalu is going to the Reds, lads.
>>67797023
The thing about Walker is i doubt his confidence is where it should be leading into an origin debut if he does get the nod because he's been criticized heavily all year while playing 5/8.
>>67797082
that isn't true at all
How did you work that out?
Odds of 1.50 are equivalent to 1/2 odds which have implied probability of 66.67%
Smith is so shit at goal kicking.
Cronk needs to take over.
>>67797085
Cowboys targeted him with bombs all night against Melbourne and it worked pretty well. Radradra's been making him look silly almost every time they've come together in the air as well.
>need Parra converted try to win $1000
>pooramatta kept scoreless at home despite all the refball
>>67797138
DELETE THIS
>>67797082
>>67797099
not being a dick but it amazes me how people that bet have absolutely no understanding of basic odds concepts
I bet if I went down to the TAB maybe 1 in 10 people betting would understand implied probability and be able to work it out quickly, even though it such a simple concept
>>67797138
Good work jinxing it dickhead
>>67797111
i hope they miss ive got 13+
>>67797138
Klein didn't even send that "try" upstairs, despite the clear knock on.
HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YES
>>67797146
sorry m8. i was sweating bricks tbqh
Cam Smith rated the NSW team as 10/10.
>>67797174
With 1 being the highest though
>>67797174
What a gentleman.
>"People" still have a grudge against Based CS9
>Cronk doesnt read papers
>Doesnt even know NSW team
fuck if Cronk doesnt let negative irrelevant bullshit in his mind and hes elite why do i?
Am I livign wrong?
why can't melbourne just fuck off for once?
Who /winning/ here?
>>67797189
Not I.
Missed out on ~5k on a multi for every game this round because of the refball in the Penrith game.
>>67797189
Do multis only combine for H2H?
>oates 9
on my bench
>rankin 87
>vunivalu 98
Thankyou based milford, I would have not won without you
https://twitter.com/stevezemek/status/727321773025300480
Selbstmord Wache
I hope the Knights play out of their skin and beat Pooramatta
It would be glorious
who based /afl/ here?
Daily reminder that I could, and WOULD kill every single person in this thread with my bare hands.
>>67797454
Hot.
>>67797454
You dont even have arms though
Youre using stephen hawking software to type by blinking
Lads I have hit peak degenerate
>>67797547
Did you think that was funny, nerd?
I would kill you in seconds.
>>67797184
>implying that's not mind games
>implying he doesn't have each player and their playstyle memorised
>>67797562
RBA rate decision will go against you lad
>>67797562
You should make smaller bets that are sure things.
Pic related literally has no chance of losing.
>>67797624
Its not going anywhere before the election though
>>67797631
$500 is more than $30
>>67797454
I wouldn't mess with me if I were you.
>>67797643
I mean smaller as in less legs.
Put a big stake on though.
>>67797652
>Gloves
Amerifats stop
>>67797652
Nice outfit, did you're GIRLFRIEND buy it for you ahahahaha
>>67796741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ifHorgkZNo
>>67797677
Tell me about autists
Why do they wear the long hair?
>>67797677
More like creeper and double-decker
>>67797711
Stop fucking linking your pathetic Q&A thread every fucking week, you literal fucking loser.
No one here gives a shit about your retarded reddit-tier thread filled with actual redditors discussing reddit topics.
No one gives a fuck about your "leftist circle jerk", nor do they give a fuck about "putting leftists in their place".
You are absolute scum and not only are you everything that's wrong with Australian politics, you are also everything wrong with modern 4chan.
I can guarantee you are under 18, and you genuinely look forward to this "programme" and "discussing" it on 4chan every week, like the literal redditor you are.
Fucking kill yourself, walkcunt, you retarded, pathetic, obese, manlet piece of shit.
>>67797762
Gehfotze auf Suiziduhr
>>67797762
المشي العضو التناسلي النسوي على مشاهدة الانتحار
>>67797694
I'm mildly autistic and these people are not representative of us. They are a vocal minority that stand out because they fit into a stereotype.
There are a disproportionate number of autists that are like this, but it is not because they have autism, at least not entirely.
Execute all Australians.
First, torture.
>>67797805
There's no Australians in Australia m8.
Just Chinese and muslims.
>>67797762
TRUTH BOMBS
>>67797711
>the amount of forced "CUNT M8 CUNT" pandering in that thread
Draw alert in the 12's
ddddd
>>67798941
Did you spend all day making that? Cartwright has been ruled out by the way, he's injured.
>>67799084
no i got it from the SM.H article
haha you thought you were being mean ;-) instead you suck cock irl and online
المشي العضو التناسلي النسوي على مشاهدة الانتحار
المشي العضو التناسلي النسوي على مشاهدة الانتحار
team lists are in lads. some serious literal whos for the broncos and cowboys
>>67814495
At least based elite Javid Bowen is back.
>>67814502
Is he related to Walk Bowen?
Coen Hess is back as well.
I'd seriously doubt the Dragons could beat this third rate cowboys side desu.
I also fully expect Brisbane to win by 20+ this Friday.
/nrl/ Post Round 11 Power Rankings
Elite
1. Huggybears
Very Good
2. Smithy's Shaft*
3. Meme
4. Schedule Babbies
5. Beddington
Good
6. Barba Shop Quartet*
7. Bread Pilled
8. Liu Di Caprio's
9. 2 Myles Per Gallen
10. Broncucks Ltd.
11. The Fabulous
Decent
12. Gummi Bears RLC
13. LaffinGOAT.jpg
14. The Angry Samoans
OK
15. Joe Flacco
16. ShigGODs
17. Psychological Edge
Bad
18. NRLEL FC
19. Feminine Bulge
Very Bad
20. Conviction
21. Tahi Rua Taniwha
22. Dead by 3rd Round
*Only plays in the 12 man league.
josh reynolds here ama
Might be able to field 8 players this week in sc, lads
has the debate finally been settled? is JT better than Joey?
Based Vunivalu saved the day for me lads
I'm literally going to lose to a shitter this week.
NEWTOWN JETS ARE BACK LADS
>>67814627
Why are you such a cunt?
Are we doing Origin SC again this year?
Keep in mind I won it last year, and it's the only thing I've even got a chance in since I'm doing shit at tipping, 12s, and my vanilla SC side is imploding.
Anyone just going to take the L this week?
>>67815207
>implying i have any choice but to lose this week
Will Tyrone Phillips be in the Bulldogs side long term?
Michael Ennis says he is "dirty" that he didn't get picked for NSW.
As he should.
Farah is trash.
>>67815232
He'll be there every sunday while Hopoate takes the day off
>>67815264
Ennis is quite literally Mitchell Pearce tier in Origin
>>67815264
Pennis is terrible at origin level
Have they done the QLd team yet or what
>>67815264
Ennis is the best hooker in the NRL.
>>67814817
6 here without any trades made
>>67815338
QLD MAROONS TEAM
1. Darius Boyd (Brisbane Broncos — 23)
2. Corey Oates (Brisbane Broncos — 0)
3. Greg Inglis (South Sydney Rabbitohs — 27)
4. Justin O’Neill (North Queensland Cowboys — 0)
5. Dane Gagai (Newcastle Knights — 1)
6. Johnathan Thurston (North Queensland Cowboys — 33)
7. Cooper Cronk (Melbourne Storm — 15)
8. Matt Scott (North Queensland Cowboys — 19)
9. Cameron Smith (c) (Melbourne Storm — 36)
10. Nate Myles (Manly Warringah Sea Eagles — 29)
11. Aidan Guerra (Sydney Roosters — 6)
12. Matt Gillett (Brisbane Broncos — 12)
13. Corey Parker (Brisbane Broncos — 14)
14. Michael Morgan (North Queensland Cowboys — 3)
15. Sam Thaiday (Brisbane Broncos — 25)
16. Josh Papalii (Canberra Raiders — 4)
17. Josh McGuire (Brisbane Broncos — 2)
Myles is going to get btfo this year, he should NOT be there. Same with Thaiday.
McGuire should be starting over Myles.
Papalii should be starting over Guerra.
Oates will get exposed as fuck.
O'Neil will do well.
Gagai and Guerra will both do well despite playing shit for their club.
>>67815404
Agree with all of these statements except maybe Papalii over Guerra.
>>67815404
Rip poo cuck wales
>>67815434
>disagrees with the most factually correct part of that post
>>67815404
Shit team tbqph but it'll be enough to beat the trash heap that is NSWs team
I used up all my trades this round before I realised I could bring in Jahrome Hughes this week.
>>67815485
Is he cheap?
https://youtu.be/OyjEVwrC5EM
>>67815489
He's 113,800.
I traded out Corey Parker this week.
Not sure I'll bring him back. He's lost the goal kicking duties, his base stats are down, and surely he will be playing reduced minutes post Origin.
Hearing rumours that Lachlan Coote won’t be playing fullback. He’ll play 5/8 with Hughes at fullback.
>tfw tickets to origin 2 are expensive as fuck
>tfw tickets to origin 1 are cheap, and they will even give some away for free
>>67815499
Live now.
kek, Kevin Walters just got BTFO by the female host
>>67815703
When ? I only just tuned into the stream, and it looks like this moustache guy has been talking for a while.
>nate myles
QLD BTFO
Official team
1. Boyd
2. Oates
3. Inglis
4. O'Neill
5. Gagai
6. Thurston
7. Cronk
8. Myles
9. Smith
10. Scott
11. Thaiday
12. Gillett
13. Parker
Bench:
Guerra
Josh McGuire
Morgan
Papalii
>>67815499
why was NSW presentation so shit compared to this
>>67815777
This was every bit as shit as the NSW one.
poosterwoman on pooicide watch
>>67815789
this was way more hype
NSW one was like
>here is the team, yep these guys, alright that's enough lets go home my feet hurt
>>67815768
>that fatline
If only they picked Feldt. NSW is going to demolish them
Poo cuck wales on pooicide watch
>>67815512
Yeah I was thinking of doing that as well.
Thinking of him, Oates, Dugan out this week
WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch
Walkfag on irrelevant watch
>>67816797
Croatia pls go you know nothing of the church of walkgod
walkcunt on suicide watch
WalkGod on PM watch
walkcunt on suicide watch
why do we even have origin anymore
Because you're a loser.
walkbrokenjaw on pooicide jawtch
walkie on mateship watch
walkcunt on suicide watch
>tfw no thursday game this week
Sean Walker, PM
walkcunt on suicide watch
Paul Gallen as revealed that James Tamou has the biggest dick in the NSW squad. Boyd Cordner auf Selbstmord Wache.
walkelite on origin mvp watch
walkcunt on suicide watch
Ladies and Gentlemen, your Holden™ State of Origin 2016 MVP
walkcunt on suicide watch
Hurrell released from the Warriors lads
Eternal Origin where?
Meme
Huggybears
Beddington
The Fabulous
Bread Pilled
Schedule Babbies
Broncucks Ltd.
Liu DiCaprio's
This WILL be the top 8 at the end of the regular season. Cap this post.
If WalkGod was a mortal being and got into a street fight with Poosterbitch who would win?
>>67821638
Literally the highest rating thing in Australia
The Superbowl of Australia/NZ/those small irrelevant islands
I don't know if I'm the only one who cares less this year, last year took the wind out of my sails.
We hadn't won in 9 years or so, then we win cause Cronk is gone, then we lose by 300 points when he's back.
You can only watch passionateless losers lose on your behalf for so many years, I think it's about 10, before you decide this semen slurping sporting event isn't for me.
Morris and Frizell BTFO
>>67836882
I'm from QLD and even I'm a bit bored of it. It should get more interesting in a year or two when all the old dudes retire.
Out of nowhere there's this long 'light' is in my peripheral vision, I think i'm about to have a migraine. Been doing a uni assignment all day think my brains about to fuck itself. Shiiiiiit.
Go the bulldogs :/
Just found Mitchell Pearce.
http://www.theroar.com.au/2016/05/25/corey-norman-caught-mdma-ordered-face-court/
>>67837175
kys gongcunt
>>67837211
I'm in Mackay
>>67837229
bang any cheeky prossies lately mate?
>>67837280
No, but I'm pretty close to rooting a 33 year old single mum from tinder
origin and bye time, time for that glorious cunt connard to make a supercoach comeback.
my god he could do it too, the guy is that fucking hot
>>67837306
agree, convict is a fucking legend and I want to hum his nuts
>>67837315
I also agree. I love connards dick so much
>>67837306
>>67837315
Awwwwwwww yeeeeeah boi!!!!
>>67837320
come suck me off you backwards cunt
>>67837320
hello coonvict
>>67837332
hello fake coonvict
NICE FUCKING """""""""POOMUNITY""""""" YA GOT HERE AY CUNTS
Fuck lads, forgot my tips last week didn't save the choices on my phone. Only got 3 by default.
>>67835755
1 Meme 5.1875
2 Huggybears 5.9375
3 Bread Pilled 6.0625
4 Broncucks Ltd. 6.4375
5 Beddington 6.6875
6 Schedule Babbies 7.375
7 2 Myles Per Gallen 8.1875
8 The Fabulous 8.4375
>people are still posting in the "monday" night thread
>it's almost thursday
fuck this community is pathetic
>>67837411
What the fuck does this shit mean?
>>>/reddit/
>>67837436
>not knowing
KEK. kys
>>67837453
>>>/reddit/
>>67837463
KEK. kys
I'm back.
7 news reported that Manly want to sign T Rex for the rest of the season
>>67837510
More like 7 poos amirite lads?
>>67837411
Hmm. 2MPG has been a schedule babby as of late. We'll see how he goes when he gets more tough opposition. I don't think he will make it but he has a decent team.
WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>67837129
Didnt have a migraine but Ive been lying in the dark for a few hours.
I was scared lads, long random rainbows in your vision are not common.
>>67837510
Are Manly fucked in the head?
They've seen how hes played since forever right?
They must be out of their fucking minds
Its probably his manager telling porkies to try and drum up interest.
>>67838681
you were just having visions of the messiah walkgod
don't forget to do your nightly meditation to bring yourself closer to walkgod
The NRL Rookie looks like absolute trash. What team would sign the winner anyway, and why would they actually put them in first grade?
>>67838877
Didn't make the cut, huh kid?
>>67838899
I already played first grade you maggot
walkcunt on pooicide watch
malteasers or peanut m&ms
both are $2.10 at coles (half price) but ive only got $3
windtalkers is such a terrible movie
>>67839000
its a push mate, theyre both god tier
>>67839000
I would pray to WalkGod to find the answer, or wait until his ban finishes then ask him here
walkcunt on suicide watch
WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch
