Parramatta Eels Eels vs Melbourne Storm 7pm at Pirtek Stadium
Making the thread early because of Origin team announcements. Queensland have named their team
1. Boyd
2. Oates
3. Inglis
4. O' Neil
5. Gagai
6. Thurston
7. Cronk
8. Scott
9. Smith
10. Myles
11. Guerra
12. Gillett
13. Parker
14. Morgan
15. Thaiday
16. Papali
17. Mcguire
NSW team to be announced in about 15 minutes
1st for /afl/
At 11AM?
Are you retarded?
>>67789296
dont teams get announced halftime tonight?
>>67789350
umad cuh?
Stream lads
http://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/state-of-origin/teams/new-south-wales/live-stream-nsw-blues-state-of-origin-game-i-team-announcement/news-story/fc05295005ac7a7c2eec30eaf1173496
pls not pearce
>papali
those motherfuckers
just when they were on a roll and getting team cohesion together
>>67789620
This video they're playing kek
>MUH EVIL NSW
MITCHELL PEARCE BTFO
STRONG rumors that Dylan fucking Walker will be picked
>>67789904
daley might be autistic
@QLDmaroons
BREAKING: Coach @KevyWalters announces @WalkBro to captain #QLD in #Origin2016
these presenters are shit
just show the conference
Surely Dugan is fullback?
>clapping after every name
these fucks never graduate school?
>naming a squad
FUCK OFF
I fucking guarantee if Walker was still playing for Souths he wouldn't have even been considered
fuck this team is gonna get monstered. Does laurie have a hard on for the major Syndey teams?
Can we get rid of Laurie fucking Daley? Please? This is a fucking joke
>>67789296
>qld have named their team
no they haven't
Is Dylan Walker related to WalkBro?
Greg Bird (Gold Coast Titans)
Boyd Cordner (Sydney Roosters)
Josh Dugan (St George Illawarra Dragons)
Robbie Farah (Wests Tigers)
Blake Ferguson (Sydney Roosters)
Andrew Fifita (Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks)
Tyson Frizell (St George Illawarra Dragons)
Paul Gallen (c, Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks)
Josh Jackson (Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs)
Michael Jennings (Parramatta Eels)
David Klemmer (Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs)
James Maloney (Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks)
Josh Mansour (Penrith Panthers)
Josh Morris (Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs)
Matt Moylan (Penrith Panthers)
Adam Reynolds (South Sydney Rabbitohs)
James Tamou (North Queensland Cowboys)
Dylan Walker (Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles)
Aaron Woods (Wests Tigers)
Development player: Bryce Cartwright (Penrith Panthers)
>>67790689
>Robbie Farah
Lol
>Dylan Walker
Bigger lol
>Blake Ferguson
TOP KEK
>>67790683
he's like the anti-walkbro
>>67790689
there's only 5 spots available for the outside backs but 7 have been named, confirming that the 18th and 19th men will be two of those backs, and also confirming that all the forwards listed will be playing. how do YOU feel about this forward pack?
>>67790849
He isn't Elite?
>>67790857
I think the whole team is fucked and Laurie Daley has handed QLD yet another fucking Origin series.
Shame really since it's rumored to be Gallen's last.
>Trent Merrin not picked
are you fucking kidding me? he's been elite this year and one of the Panthers' best
>>67790996
I thought he played for the Dragons
>>67790942
WalkBro is elite
Dylan walkcunt isnt
I still don't understand why klemmer keeps getting picked.
This is now a QLD celebration thread
I know it's early lads but WE DID IT
Yet another origin
>>67791254
Based Bulldogs Bias (BBB)
>Dylan Walker
You can't make this shit up.
>>67791679
This. Laurie givin us a sweep this year
Daley picks maloney and reynolds, 2 of the worst defensive halves, qld might score 5 tries in game one down the side which has dugan in the centres.
>>67792530
>le adam reynolds is a bad defensive half maymay
>Dylan WALKER
Based WalkGOD using his connections to get this scrub picked for NSW.
>Best player in the NRL Andrew Fifita is on NSW's bench
>Nate Myles is starting for Queensland
How can one state have such terrible front rowers? New South Wales will win in an absolute bloodbath lads.
>no coote
>no beau scott
>no merrin
>tyson frizell
>josh jackson
>blake ferugson
>dylan walker
>paul gallen
JUST
>>67793260
Paul Gallen is literally the best rep player of the year so far.
>>67793281
more like pep player of the year kek
>>67793391
Haha.
WalkBro as first origin try scorer, bet your "life" on it
>>67793391
Haha.
>>67793260
Gallen has been monstering cunts all year so far.
I don't have high hopes for the rest of his team though. Should have picked Coote and Scott.
>>67792885
His line defence is horrible, way too small qld backrowers will go straight through him
I hate Gallen as much as anyone and can't wait for him to retire, but even I have to admit he's been bretty gud this year.
Suicide watchcunt on suicide watch.
>>67793606
Why do you hate him?
>>67793627
Dirty, grub meathead who then turns into a whiney cunt trying to milk penalties.
>>67793743
And this is different to other NRL players...how?
>Panthers forward Bryce Cartwright was initially added as a development player, but was subsequently removed from the squad due to a thumb injury. An announcement is yet to be made regarding his replacement.
>>67793793
>>67793743You haven't thought this through, have you...
>>67793796
This is in shambles. Do NSW have any chance this year at all?
>>67793817
Not really our best chance was to go young and pick a mostly new team that could possibly give qld a few surprises, but laurie the cuck daley loves picking his squad which keeps losing.
>>67793817
Everyone has a chance. Even you, with losing your virginity one day.
http://www.theroar.com.au/2016/05/23/corey-norman-dined-criminal-figures/
>>67793793
The fact that players like Gallen and Ennis stick out above the rest when it comes to this should tell you something.
>>67793902
That they're bigger grubs in a sport full of grubs? You been watching this sport long, son?
Bob Fulton (NSW selector) promises Walker a NSW spot if he signs with Manly adding about $150k to his salary without going against Manly’s salary cap.
>>67794024
I'm related to Bob Fulton
>>67794024
Literally Jamie Buhrer 2.0
>>67794054
I'm related to Jamie Buhrer
I'm actually related to Chase Stanley
I'm related to Big Kev and Darryl Brohman in that I am a huge fat piece of shit.
>>67793861
Corey Norman is a piece of shit.
>>67794113
Based Kyle
>>67789296
I know this isn't the real team, but Myles will probably be picked and start.
Even though Myles isn't good enough to make the bench at Newcastle, and even though Josh McGuire is much better and deserves a starting spot, Myles will start ahead of him.
NSW gonna win with ease this year.
And I hope we get smashed 3-0 so Kevin Walters can just fuck off.
>>67794173
I'm related to Corey Norman
>>67794229
>NSW
>win with ease
Have you seen our team?
>>67794366
Yes, and the forwards alone will be enough to beat Qld.
Reminder that handsome intelligent Michael Morgan is an Origin winning, premiership winning, World Club Challenge winning, and test match winning five-eighth, who is also a confident and articulate speaker.
Reminder that Apephony Memeford is a dumb fob manlet who mumbles and stutters his words, is an athletics babby who will decline hard when his body becomes fucked in 3 years due to shit tier coconut genetics, and hasn't won anything in his entire "career".
>>67794425
>not memefob
I really want to know what the FUCK Laurie was thinking with Dylan Walker
As a utility he's only played 3 positions in his career, and only one of them well. There are guys out there who can cover more positions and are in simply much better form than him like Blake Austin, Josh Reynolds, Jack Bird and Tyrone Peachey to name a few.
As a centre he's pretty good but there are multiple players ahead of him. Don't even get me started on him as a fullback and 5/8
Pretty much the only selection i'm mad at. Although I think Frizell and Jackson are overrated and I would have picked Merrin and Graham instead 2bh
>>67794467
Hes a Pakistani not a nut
I fucking hope they don't choose myles the shitcunt
>>67794526
Has he done anything at all worth noticing this year.
>Anthony Milford is 21
jesus
and those faggots at wests call themselves 'young'
Anyway I heard a pretty good source saying Haynes gonna return for Game 2 cause SOO is the flagship for ratings in Australia and will generate massive revenue for everyone involved and the result isnt that important... they said alfie did it before
Wasn't beau scott the only one who could tackle Inglis 1on1 the last couple of years? NSW might miss him desu
>>67794720
Jamie Soward and Wolfman tackle Inglis
http://baka.com.au/comment/free-blue-vb-cans-are-a-new-low-for-the-state-of-origins-partnership-with-alcohol-20160523-gp1erx.html
>>67794736
Ive still got my mal meninga coin from the daily tele from like 199x
I didnt even follow footy then but Id collect a fucking free coin i tell ya
>>67794736
>baka
>>67794747
>>67794736
>baka
every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYR8YtHGmSw
Corey Oates will be exposed as fuck in Origin.
>>67795103
It's fucking funny how you meant to write Matt Moylan but wrote a different player entirely
Gummi Bears and Shigods playing out an epic in SC
>tfw it's 2013 again
>>67795198
Gummi Bears is BACK lads
>>67795103
Borey Slowtes
>>67795103
Mansour will run him over all night.
>>67789296
Storm by 20 imho
That feel when pooramatta get refballed to victory.
Darryl Halligan
Hazem El Masri
Kerrod Holland
Man, the basedogs can create some top 1% goal kickers.
My dog is being put down tomorrow lads. Feeling pretty shit.
Thoughts?
http://abc.net.au/news/2016-05-23/kerr-the-sport-expansion-wars/7437676
>>67795490
Get a new puppy today and you'll feel better
I'm gonna have to give my dog to the RSPCA when I move cause I won't be able to afford a place with a yard
>>67795501
Mum wants to wait for a while before we get another dog. I am surprisingly holding it together pretty well. Probably because I knew it was coming.. Still. I think tomorrow I'm gonna be a lot worse.
52-6 is on again lads
>>67795501
Where are you moving to?
>>67795497
I think I could'nt have read a worse article that said less.
Not once did he address that the tv rights holders don't earn as much revenue showing the game live in Melbourne versus showing something else.
Not once did he provide an argument for increasing the number of teams, in fact he spent most of the article being a poof saying how nobody knows who the Storm even are.
I wish I hadn't read that and I bet that guy drinks soy lattes and wears an AFL scarf.
المشي العضو التناسلي النسوي على مشاهدة الانتحار
>>67795513
If your dog is already on deaths doorstep, which it must be, it's no big deal. I got the new dog before the old one had to be put down. The only people who cared were the women in the family who never played with/walked/cleaned/dealth with the dog.
They just like to have a cry for attention.
>>67795223
He's too far gone. It'd take a literal miracle for him to make the finals.
>>67795497
The article implies that majority of Melbourne are unaware of the Storm. Is that true, anyone living in Melbourne?
Imagine if one of the halves go down early in the game and Dylan Walker has to fill in
>>67795539
Well everyone in our family does actually love our dog and we've all spent a lot of time with him.
>>67795546
>Implying that anyone in Melbourne isn't uncucked enough to watch league.
>>67795547
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>67795557
>using the work cuck unironically
kys
>>67795548
Fuck mate its a dog harden up. Grow up bush for a year and see how many animals live and die. Hard to have a cry and shutdown everytime one passes after that.
>>67795537
based matt
>>67795497
The article is written in a really obnoxious, snarky way that I fucking hate, but I don't think anyone disagrees that having less games on free to air (even if delayed) has hurt the game. Look no further than the threads here.
>>67795577
>>67795547
post yfw this happens and he scores a hat trick
>>67795587
>I'm gonna have a funeral for a dead dog
>>67795602
>people like you actually exist
must feel good being a straight up miserable cunt
ფეხით ძუკნა თვითმკვლელობის watch
Gehfotze auf Suiziduhr.
>>67795610
kys redditor
>>67795547
>>67795651
>loving a pet equates to a website
kys
>>67795630
>uhr
Wrong watch I think
>>67795668
Nope.
It's 100% a correct translation.
Stay mad, Sean dicklickers
>>67795663
Makes you a zoophile though
>>67795683
Please watch our sport.
>>67795681
Why isn't it wache lad? Tell me why
>yfw NSW win game 1 cause Thurston and/or Cronk get their bones broken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lxRRCxfRvI
>>67795701
NSW will win because you won't be there, mitch
>>67795701
>tfw QLD win game 2 and 3 anyway
>>67795701
>mfw pearce talks shit again and gets btfo
>>67795701
Based elite premiership, Origin, world club challenge, and test match winning five-eighth Michael Morgan would come into the halves and lead Queensland to the Promised Land.
>yfw youve finally quit supporting NSW after 15+ years cause theyre a shit team run by idiots and theyre literally more unlikable than QLD
Feel based bros. I owe them nothing. They don't represent me.
>>67795748
It's a shame you can't actually do that if you're from NSW though. Stay shit.
When I play Origin in a few years I will REFUSE to wear a jersey that has the logo of a betting company or of an alcohol company on it.
They will make a special jersey for me.
>>67795762
I am a QLDer starting January 01 2016. I have no allegiance to these cucks in the VB and sky blue.
>>67795771
t. Wade Graham
>tfw you stop supporting Qld because you absolutely hate Kevin Walters and Darius Boyd.
Select people you would genuinely want to spend 5 minutes with
Trent Reznor is the greatest genius, musical or otherwise, of our generation.
>choosing to not support a team because you don't like the players that were selected.
You guys are objectively worse than me.
>>67795773
kys faggot cockroach
>>67795788
just Maloney
>>67795668
this
>>67795800
Thanks buddy
>>67795788
>>67795788
Gallen and Dugan, because they seems like top blokes.
Then: Farah, Moylan, Daley in that order but only to put them on the end of my katana
>>67795788
Maloney, Moylan, Mansour, Reynolds and Dugan
>>67795794
That's Kanye though.
>>67795795
>dont like the team that was selected
>dont like the coach
>dont like the selectors
what the fuck am i supporting? the abstract concept of NSW? the name itself?
the name is being tarnished by these cuckheads. i cant support the erosion of the name.
>>67795807
Did the guy with down syndrome next to Moylan get special permission to stand next to everyone as a kind of nice gesture?
Can a webm of Amy Schumer fully clothed, but clearly seen putting roll on deodorant on between her legs - even though you don't see any genitalia - be considered NSFW?
Is a 15 minute block for posting this webm justified?
Is a 3 day ban for posting this webm justified?
Thoughts, especially from Sean, are appreciated.
>>67795827
No on all three counts but there is no need to post it anyway.
>>67795806
Lmao if you think he's supporting you.
Stay shit at German though you fucking obese loser cuck.
>>67795820
>cuckheads
this website is 18+.
>>67795818
LOL
>>67795711
Would you stroke JT's sweaty, greasy hair?
>>67795827
Amy Schumer is a corporate ugly fat hack. She'll be irrelevant in a few years. Hopefully anyway.
>>67795827
Forgot to add, not interested in the thoughts of poo peelanders.
>>67795711
locky looks like wojak
>tfw Reynolds wins the decider by himself and they still pick pick for next year
NSW
1. Tim Brasher (Balmain)
2. Rod Wishart (Illawarra)
3. Terry Hill (Manly)
4. Paul McGregor (Illawarra)
5. Craig Hancock (Manly)
6. Matthew Johns (Newcastle)
7. Andrew Johns (Newcastle)
8. Paul Harragon (Newcastle)
9. Jim Serdaris (Western Suburbs)
10. Mark Carroll (Manly)
11. Brad Mackay (Western Reds)
12. Steve Menzies (Manly)
13. Brad Fittler (Penrith)
14. Greg Florimo (North Sydney)
15. David Fairleigh (North Sydney)
16. Matt Seers (North Sydney)
17. Adam Muir (Newcastle)
>>67795762
Says who?
>>67795794
This
>>67795859
>tfw a team of Joey and Freddy lost to QLD 3-0
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
I CANT WAKE UP
NSW need to admit theyre just a shit state filled with shitcunt people. It's not wrong to admit it, it's wrong to be in denial. They're busy at kings cross playing grabass with each other while the QLDers are hunting roos and going fishing.
It's literally Bondi Latte sippers versus Men
>>67795794
I got punched in the throat at a NIN concert at the Riverstage some years back.
>>67795861
That's like a Canadian saying they go for American team's because the Canadian ones suck.
>>67795838
Whatever mate. I'll trust the German you asked in Bundes to be right.
Seriously though lads is Pearce‘s Origin career over?
Please...
>>67795794
Holy fuck, THIS.
>>67795871
This is also the reason /nrl/ is cancer, full of poo cuck wales fagposters
>>67795897
I'm glad you conceded that you were incorrect, and that the translation is completely correct.
Not a lot of people here can admit it when they were wrong, but you just did.
That takes balls.
Thanks for admitting defeat.
>>67795871
can anyone on this board write a sentence without it being full of memes?
>>67795896
What's wrong with that?
>>67795896
Or like a Fijian playing for Australia because Fiji sucks.
But that wouldn't happen, right?
>>67795918
>implying australia doesn't suck
>>67795909
Sure. I don't think there is an actual proper translation because 'suicide watch' seems to be an English term.
I think Uhr refers to a physical watch that you wear so I don't see where that translation comes from. Can't argue with you though since you have a native speaker on your side.
>>67795909
>translation is completely correct
it's not
I rused you :^)
>If you don't support a bunch of losers because you were born within 600km of where they were born you are a bad person
LMAO
SLAVES ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS
If a bunch of losers jumped off a bridge you'd do it too hey?
>>67795933
Wowzers!
What's the real answer faggot?
>>67795933
No, NOW you are trying to ruse people.
It won't work though.
We are too intelligent to fall for it.
>>67795942
It's not uhr, it's wache.
>>67795972
No it's not.
>>67795974
It's "knutschi"
>NSW average less than 10 points a game in Origin while QLD average 22
>>67795978
It's actually "beobachten".
>>67795974
Kek. Maybe I'll ask on /int/.
Lel. It is 'wache'.
>Australia
http://www.triplem.com.au/sydney/listen/
Sterlo and Joey discussing origin
>1.5 of the best NRL commentators
Gehfotze auf Suiziduhr.
Gehfotze unter Beobachtung wegen Selbstmordgefährdung
hahahah
WalkGOD auf Nobelpreis Uhr
/nrl/ on irrelevant, unnecessary and completely pathetic general watch
Gehfotze auf Suiziduhr.
Gehfotze auf Selbstmord Wache
المشي العضو التناسلي النسوي على مشاهدة الانتحار
They shouldn't name the teams if the entire round isn't over yet.
You now remember /cric/.
>>67796070
Sorry, Wayne.
>Jarryd Hayne practically walks into Fiji Sevens squad
>Wins series immediately
>>67796093
Scotland won the London 7s you pleb.
Fiji came 4th.
>muh overall series winner
KEK, might as well celebrate a minor premiership "win" lmfao
>>67796023
fucking lost
K E K
>>67796193
Real nigger questions: Will they be top 4 in 2017?
>it's a clueless idiots over rate beau scott episode
Reminder that his 'le run out of the line to put a late hit on JT' meme lead directly to 2 crucial first half tries being scored in game 3 last year because of the hole he left.
>>67796197
Yes, unfortunately
Why the fuck don't we have teams in Perth and Adelaide? Even fucking Central Coast wouldn't be that bad.
>>67796243
It'd be smart financially. They'd probably draw big crowds like Brisbane if they centralised it near the CBD instead of having 5 teams not too far from each other.
>>67796243
Walkcunt on unable to understand logistics watch.
Melbourne by 11.
>>67796321
The Eels will be refballed to an "inspiring and emotional" 2 point win.
flat ball
LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NRL, BBC Winger Ltd.
ELITE TRY
Fuck off, that's a clear try.
Pooramatta getting refballed to victory yet again.
rip in peace poo scott
Why do the Storm keep going for 40/20s?
>Beau Scott
>Matt Scott
Are the Scotts the hardest motherfuckers alive? They make the Burgess look like Dugans
>>67796434
Not from a set of brothers bat Matai is a psycho cunt.
>>67796434
Beau Scott is absolute trash, and has never once in his "career" been more than an average player.
>>67796448
you could say this about literally any player in the NRL
Pooramatta crowd will boo this correct decision
>>67796434
Is Beau Scott related to Matt Scott?
>>67796434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXty8i-pwFA
>>67796448
he's the GOAT at late shots on kickers
>>67796467
Cordner's hit on Thurston in Origin 2 last year was GOAT
>>67796466
i came irl when this happened. the hit by tafua i think before that one got me hard.
>>67796495
Everyone on here seems to hate him but I love him. Even at his age now he's still a complete nutcase. He takes his footy pretty seriously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hB4iY4rRQA
Liking the physicality of this game.
>>67796509
we hate manly, not matai
>>67796521
I've seen people on here blast him hard.
>>67796518
I bet you are, you big poof. You love watching big sweaty men in tight shirts and short shorts, grappling and fumbling each other, don't you.
>>67789296
What's NRL
>>67796518
Agreed. It's been incredibly fast both ways the entire game so far.
>pooramatta crowd booing literally everything
>>67796538
Yes. My name is Sean Walker btw.
>>67796521
yeah well, manly hates you too
>>67796534
just matt
>>67796554
manly can go fuck themselves
>>67796560
>le fug le manly because the news told me to
kys you fucking sheep
>>67796541
Where the #1 NFL players come from AND go to retire.
>>67796560
>my dad said manly made him sad in the 80's because they had money so I hate them
Growing my autumn/winter beard lads
Muslim servo workers are starting to call me brother
>>67796568
This. I think they're alright. I don't really hate any teams though. It seems kind of pointless to "hate" a rugby league team.
>>67796568
>because the news told me to
kek nsw can go fuck themselves, we qlders have been doing it for the last 13 years and its getting tiring
>>67796585
if you go for manly or easts without living there youre literally a bootlicker slave bitch
>muh rich and happy people
