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6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
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6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
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7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
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7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
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Brendan Schaub was by far the most technically skilled HW of his generation as well as having tons of charisma. Its a damn shame that he never was the champ.
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>Look Anon, I found a ladybug
just measured my reach, 76 inches exactly; im 74 inches tall so it's pretty proportional
I was scared of measuring it and finding out I'm another artem
>>67799170
:3
why is she so cute?
>>67799302 fill this thread up you goofs 6 posts left
>>67799323
because she's mixed race
>>67799159
Honestly wouldn't be terribly surprising if he manages to catch DJ in a scramble over the course of five rounds. DJ obviously should be the huge favorite, but unlike his experience with past opponents, DJ won't have an advantage in every area the fight could go. Even if it will be hard to set up the circumstances, Reis has a legitimate path to victory. He will have an advantage if the fight is on the ground. Reis is also one of the main training partners of Cruz so I don't think Mighty mouses movement will be completely foreign to him.
>>67799395
what races?
>>67799170
Damn those gums are fucked.
>>67799465
brazilian and american
>>67799467
Every
Reminder to make sure you're training for FUNCTIONAL strength.
>>67799520
my shoulders hurt just looking at this image
>>67799520
>my gym has and my coach makes me use them
You feel like a huge god lifting small planets
>>67799520
why are they transparent
>>67799529
if your shoulders hurt then whatever the fuck youre doing is retarded. or you are.
>>67799143
good post
>>67799812
the look in his eye, you just KNOW they banged
conor mcgregor is known to be THE most hung guy in the UFC, possibly one of the biggest in MMA. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival luke rockhold and jon jones. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed rafael's asshole.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting him stretched enough just so he could take it. i can just imagine him begging for it, with conor barely able to force it past the knob, and rafael moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. he would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to his large intestine.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with his anal muscles clamping down on conors throbbing monstrosity, his whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet he still masturbates to the memory of it
>>67799824
Weirdo
>>67799763
joerogankettlebell.webm
>>67799824
>>67799841
Both me btw
>>67799812
>>67799824
>>67799841
epic samefag combo
I saw Conor McGregor at a grocery store in Dublin yesterday. I kissed him on the toes and told him how powerful it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him if I could spitshine his belt or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “HAVE I BEEN WRONG YET? HAVE I BEEN WRONG YET?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my potatoes up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen packages of steak in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the steaks and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each steak and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by saying "GRASSFED. MASSAGED. BEEF. ALL DAY LONG." really loudly.
Will Ronda get boo'd upon her return to the octagon?
>>67799867
She'll get the loudest roar of approval of her entire Mixed Martial Arts career.
Starts in 90 bings: https://youtu.be/Ac7Xw8imN4E
The MMA Hour is back in your life. Below is a rundown of Monday's show:
1 p.m. ET -- Michael Bisping will talk about fighting Luke Rockhold on short notice at UFC 199 for the middleweight title.
1:25 p.m. -- Tyron Woodley will talk about fighting Robbie Lawler at UFC 201 for the welterweight title.
1:45 p.m. -- Michael Chiesa will preview his UFN South Dakota main event fight against Tony Ferguson.
2:05 p.m. -- Cody Garbrandt will look ahead to his UFN Las Vegas main event fight this Sunday against Thomas Almeida.
2:25 p.m. -- Robert Whiteford will talk about getting released from the UFC and what's next for him.
2:45 p.m. -- Chael Sonnen will discuss his new grappling event and much more.
3:05 p.m. -- We'll answer your #themmahour questions on anything and everything going on in the MMA world. Hit us up on Twitter using that hash tag or leave a question in the comments section below.
3:50 p.m. -- Norway's Emil Meek will talk about finishing Rousimar Palhares at Venator FC 3.
4:05 p.m. -- Wilson Reis will preview his UFC 201 flyweight title fight against champion Demetrious Johnson
>>67799893
shit card desu
>>67799893
nice "hour" you got there jew
>>67799893
>Wilson Reis will preview his UFC 201 flyweight title fight against champion Demetrious Johnson
This guy is literally on a one fight win streak, Mighty Mouse really cleared is division.
>>67799159
Does he actually have a chance or people just memeing like Henry say-who-tho?
How can Mighty Mouse be considered the P4P best when he lost to Cruz?
>>67800000
>le numbers man face
>>67800000
And Cruz lost to Faber, so that means according to MMAth...
>>67800043
Yet Cruz bet Faber after the fact.
>>67799848
So youre admitting that its only stupid if you do stupid shit, thanks brazika baby
>>67799764
hnnnnnngg
np
>>67800000
mm is not a particularly big flyweight
cruz was just too big for him at bw and ragdolled him
p4p is about who is the most skilled, ignoring the size
>>67800065
But Cruz got choked to death in their simulated death match
Lads, I want to start training mma. I'm 20 years old and did about a year and a half of bjj when I was younger. Only problem is that I work and go to school full time so am not sure how I would find time to train. What do I do?
>>67800084
Then why are women included on the p4p rankings?
Checkm8 atheists
>I enjoy Mighty Manlet
lel
>>67800118
You quit school and start training full time. You only get to pick one road in life. If you try to straddle between two, you'll end up with a torn groin very quickly.
Reminder that Mighty Mouse would get BTFO by every male champion in the UFC
>>67800115
When they fight again, will he die?
>>67800132
>Implying I want to become a professional MMA fighter
I just want to do it to learn martial arts and maybe do local events every once in a while to test myself
>>67800125
>I don't enjoy Mighty Mouse
>>67800147
Then train when you can make the time like you would with any other hobby ya goof. If you act efficiently in everything you do, you will find that there is a lot of time in the day.
>>67800144
Faber will win by strangling Cruz
>>67800118
im kinda on the same boat, I want to start boxing and bjj classes but I have no idea when am I going to lift weights if I start these classes
>>67800182
>he actually thinks this
make sure to put plenty of money on the underdog, you'll make a big profit
>>67800122
because most of the people who do the rankings are zuffa shills, and their opinions are usually worthless
>>67799867
she won't return, she's still crying 5 years after she was beaten
>>67800084
>p4p is about who is the most skilled, ignoring the size
It makes no sense because your body will put limits on what you can do. Just appreciate what fighters can do at their own weight classes.
>>67800186
Weight lifting will just give you slow muscles that will make you bloated and weak. You should start some movement training and do kettle bells.
>>67800248
I agree, p4p is pretty much comic book matchup autism tier
>>67800186
>>67800259
this, start doing movement training and kettlebell swings if you want to get mobile and swole
pic related is me afer 2 years of movement, I can do cartwheels on the spot now
>>67799812
>That murderous eye scan
Conor was lucky to end up with Diaz. RDA would have slaugther him
>>67800348
>implying RDA could take that left hand
kek
no he wouldve slaughtered rda and then beat lawler at ufc 200, but rda pussied out and conor had to prepare for a completely different opponent on 10 days notice
>>67800259
>>67800295
Just came into this thread to tell you guys you're actually just retarded.
Why are all you goofs shitposting so much this thread
>>67800390
post body
>>67800370
An opponent who was not only on a short notice but was in no camp and probably smoked blunts on his boat prior to the call
>>67800392
USADA'D WHEN?
its not like that diaz faggot trains anyway so it doesnt matter for him to be on short notice he is just a cheating lanklet with 10 losses
Is Jones more likely to lose a fight before mighty mouse does or is it vice versa? I don't think anyone in the division can finish mighty mouse so he would only be susceptible to decisions, but Jones has also never been finished
Friendly reminder that everyone itt could heem me.
Masvidal or Larkin?
>>67800447
I think you'd be surprised
I think there are several goofs itt who couldn't fuck you up
>>67800460
Larkin
>>67800460
I'll live and die a Masvidal fan!
>>67800433
I think Jones is, they're literally feeding a TUF winner to MM
Jones has got DC to deal with which I honestly think he could lose, and after that, Rumble and potentially Gus again
When your grandchildren ask you about what it was like to watch the reign of the most dominant combat sports athlete ever, what will you say?
>>67800536
won't live that long, but I legit had a story about Ronda before Holms.
>>67800554
>most dominant combat sports athlete ever
>I legit had a story about Ronda
Bangbro.....
>>67800536
He was too small for bantamweight and basically had a weight class made for him
https://youtu.be/_I-LOhvQmjc
>>67800560
I started watching ufc from 183 and I bought the meme hard. no shame into admitting your mistakes.
>>67800536
Conor tapped for our sins
>>67800536
I was too young to witness Mike Tyson.
>>67798431
probably smells like a penguin desu
>>67800616
>I rate Mike "The Can Opener" Tyson
>>67800536
Cocaine is a helluva a drug
>>67800536
I can say I bought one of the first batch of Mighty Mouse shirts ever
that's pretty cool
>>67799094
>Bisping vs Rockhold 2
You mean Rockhold vs. Bisping 2
Rockhold is the champion so he gets top billing
>>67800651
Who do you think is the most dominant boxer ever, le meme footwork man?
I agree Tyson is a can crusher desu
>>67800536
That he also did coke, cheated on his wife and drove like a maniac
>>67800663
Who?
>>67800664
Floyd
>>67800664
Hollyfield
>>67800536
that he lost matches but never lost a fight, if you will
>>67800663
They should have just given a title shot to Romero. Bisping already lost to Luke.
>manlets in charge of matchmaking
>>67800664
Dominant id say Floyd, best would be someone like Hollyfield or Klitchko just because he is a heavyweight
>>67800706
hahaha
>>67800718
Romero is on the gas
>>67800706
HE NEEDS ME YEH
I DONT NEED HIM
>>67800706
Floyd is shook
Why is it in every picture or footage I see of Conor and Dee, Dee is always like 20 feet behind him? They never walk together as a couple, she looks more like an assistant or maid.
>>67800782
Conor has terrible BO. Not even joking, look it up.
>>67800706
This fight literally is going to happen New Years Eve and May will win by Decision. May will also make >100 Million and McGregor will make near 50 Mil
>>67800782
>Owning multiple Rolls Royces
Why? Just buy a fuck ton of different Sports Cars and 1 Phantom
this is me when I was 13 and
>>67800816
probably will start a car renting company after his career ends.
this is me when I was 15
what is your excuse
The MMA Fortnight is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7Xw8imN4E
>having a holiday celebrating another country's queen
Damn, Canada, can you be any more beta?
>>67800837
>>67800846
wasn't born into pocerty or a neighborhood where I had to learn to defend myself or I'd get my ass beat every day after school
>>67800859
wrong thread
>>67800860
canada is part of the commonwealth
she has zero political power and its all ceremony
>>67800870
oops my bad
Live
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>>67800873
>she has
She's been dead for over 100 years, bruh.
>>67800860
she's their queen too tho.
>bisping is a movie star
>>67800816
They dont tink like i tink
>>67799123
GOD
O
D
>>67800890
queen is alive and well la' she just celebrated her birthday not too long ago
>He always overtrains so a 2 week camp is the best thing he needs
>>67799764
Can't wait to see my boy's boys.
>>67800929
baka
I didn't know the abbreviation for shaking my head was word filtered.
>>67800460
That's a tough one but my gut says Jorge.
>>67800846
Smart, good parents, avoided confrontation, stayed inside.
>>67800962
can't talk like twitter here desu senpai.
>>67800875
Don't let it happen again.
desu bisping was also using when he was younger and lhw
id bet a hand that bisping is on peds despite all the qq
>Belive ye me, it is my destiny
>>67800992
>he's not a man in his early 40s who hits his prime fighting guys 10+ years younger
>Mfw a Swedish flag posts:
https://youtu.be/J6Zert5VaWk?t=154
Bisping is on movie star cocaine
It's like that grandpa telling you alien knowledge about lizard people should be school curriculum
>>67800999
>inverted satan trips = angelic trips
lads, it's confirmed
Bisbong will KO rockhold stiff
ill root for bisping but hes going to get destroyed
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
Good guy Bisping
Guys is bisping full on religious now?
>>67801104
Luke will be the biggest chump if he lets this happen
>bisping lost until he won
>>67801117
I know, it would be hilarious.
>exam ends on 4th june
>199 on 5th june
feels good
>>67801016
I don't understand this post
>oi im just havin a laff m8
based bisbong
I'm getting hype thinking about being in the Forum when the lights go dark and this music hits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk
My /sp/ ban is up lads. Did you miss me?
>>67799520
Seven eggs is superior for GAINS.
Was Woodley always this squeaky?
>>67801210
He's off the gas
If Robbie loses to shithead Woodley after beating three of the top Welterweights ever in the division (Hendricks, Rory, Condit), I'll be pissed
>>67800295
And do yoga too, brah.
>>67801237
>Hendricks
Condit fags aside, he did not beat Hendricks. Not even close m8.
>>67801237
you never know with these 4 ounce gloves yeh
>he's been doing BJJ without a gi for a camp
>>67801237
I'm worried because Woodley has a lot of power and Robbie has taken a lot of damage lately.
>>67801227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7GPE1N5_h8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5HFrF5TusE
am I imagining this?
>>67800816
>Owning
lol, you probably think the rappers in MTV videos from the 90s/00s owned those masions and cars in the videos.
>>67801264
woodley has meme blacksplosive power
>>67801299
He'll gas out in the 3rd round and Lawler will pick him apart
>>67801291
the two phantoms are always the same two and they're always parked outside his house
I guess they could be leased, but I doubt it tbdesu
>>67801339
I hope he gets BTFO even sooner so Robbie is healthy and can fight again soon
>>67801350
And why do you doubt it? Either way, the pount Ireland was making is that until have the title, the bank owns the cars.
>>67801362
My boy wonderboy getting that strap in November
>>67801393
nope lol
>>67801407
yup lol
>>67801369
Just doesn't strike me as something he'd do. Why do you believe that to be the case?
>>67801393
He can do it, but honestly I think Rory is the favourite in that matchup.
>>67801424
He can't beat Rory, much less Blood Orc Lawler
>>67801350
Faber? said it in an interview. And it's pretty common for people who want to put forward that bling bling bullshit to lease the cars/houses.
>>67801436
He has a much better chance of embarrassing Lawler than Rory
>>67801447
https://youtu.be/5A8Rx81skRM?t=1m15s
>>67801425
>Just doesn't strike me as something he'd do.
What an odd and stupid thing to say.
>>67801455
I think it's obvious at this point that the only man who can beat Lawler is one of the Diaz brothers
Damn Chiesa mad about getting bumped off the main event for Paige.
>>67801481
There's really no evidence pointing to either one of the two over the other. He obviously has the money to buy a RR. Why not buy one?
>>67801455
Rory is a broken man and will crumble under Thompson's shots.
Chiesa is my boy but his striking is rubbish
>>67801523
I don't have the patience to explain why someone would lease a brand new car instead of making payments or paying cash.
Ariel sharing his inner feelings and tells a story of how he shitting his pants is his worst nightmare
So did he shit before the fight or was he holding a colon full of feces the entire fight?
>>67801506
Wonderboy would humiliate him in minutes. His striking is on a complete different level
Condit beat Lawler btw
>>67801570
You do have the patience to be a faggot over the internet though.
Who is paige fighting
>>67801606
Her brother, every time he tries to dress her like a little boy and molest her.
>>67801593
Robbie won. Check his fight records :^)
>>67801606
She'll be on 202 or something. Maybe reschedule the fight with JoJo. This is the last week of DWTS.
It begins...
>>67800782
Because she's a submissive woman untouched by the scourge of second wave feminism.
You would understand if you weren't a beta.
>>67801723
Good for her. GSP is going that movie if I'm not mistaken.
>>67801723
She's gonna fight for that belt any day now.
Aaaaany day now...
>>67801723
>VanZant will play Gamon, a 26-year-old with high-level fighting and shooting skills with some strong criminal connections too.
>The role was specifically written for VanZant after producers saw her on the ABC dancing competition show this season.
>>67801739
Okay kid
>>67801739
>second wave
Third wave. Second wave was equality of pay in the workplace and was a just and noble cause. Don't get it mixed up with the shit we have now.
Pretty fucking hype for this Chiesa/T-ferg main event.
>>67801740
it's a sequel to this movie which hasn't even gotten released yet. gsp is on it yeah
WHO HERE /ALMEIDA/
>>67801760
I knew it was wrong as I typed it
I will commit sudoku now
>>67801723
what movie is that?
>>67801788
Fighting cab drivers yeh
>>67801779
Ah. Interesting.
>>67801788
>Le dropped by Brad Pickett man
Is Cruz out?
>>67801840
Where did you hear this? Don't scare me lad
>>67801809
>lets take that mirrorball to the ufc where it belongs
Just look at all these 1st round finishes from Almeida
>>67801840
Fucking better not be. If he is, they should strip him and give Faber an easy bum.
>>67801867
multiple people spamming it on the mmahour chat
>>67801895
lol you naive faggot
>>67801879
Add Garbshit to that list
>>67801934
you never know, i was just confirming it
https://youtu.be/rBl6-WGjDkM
Colin cowherd says Mcgregor vs Floyd is happening this September
>>67802018
Seems like Colin cow-heard wrong
>>67802035
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-URNS!
>>67802035
I can't stand bullies.
Jesus that Garbrandt guy is a cunt.
>>67801723
They also said Ronda was gonna be a movie star
She was in expendables 4 (?) with like two lines, in fast and furious 7 (?) with zero lines.
Yeah, no, she's doing meme cameos.
Robert Whiteford retiring on the MMA hour lmaaooooooooo
>Conor loses to Mayweather
>I TOOK A CHANCE YEH
>>67802168
If that fight ever happened he could retire instantly win or lose.
>>67802146
Entourage
>>67801879
That skinny douchebag hits hard, it seems. How I have no idea.
>>67799881
>implying
She's a cunt and she's no longer undefeated. Why care about her?
Can't wait till Cody heems Almeida and another /heem/ pseudo boy is fucking wrecked
>>67801760
>Second wave was equality of pay in the workplace and was a just and noble cause
No it wasn't. The pay gap is a myth.
Man this scot is a depressing cunt
>>67802258
You probably think sex is a myth.
>>67802230
But then Cody will be everyone's boy
>>67802281
Flawless logic m8
>>67802281
It is a myth.
>>67802221
Because they are gonna hype it up for the shekels and the goy will consume it heartily
"I'm a whole different fighter now"
"Ronda is back, and she's looking better than ever"
etc.
>>67802221
her tumblr fanbase who thinks she is the pioneer of this sport
>>67802295
Thanks man. Worked hard on it. Just like I do on you're mom.
>>67802281
Kek Britain with the KO
>>67802313
September 2015
heem me pls
>>67802336
The most telegraphed knee in history and it wasn't even that high to begin with
Chael on MMA Hour
>>67802340
Necrophilia is against the law m8, expect the bobbies at your ding dong in a few bing bongs.
>Chris spotting
>>67802377
no one cares
>>67802393
sorry for your loss, mate.
who is the best chinese MMA fighter
>>67802426
>pan faces
>good
>>67802421
0 takedown defence
0 fight IQ
literally dropped
I'm glad Anderson lost to Bisbong cause it'd have been sad to watch Luke retire him for good.
>>67802426
South China Sea waifu
>>67802455
That legwork is goddamn perfect.
>>67802473
someone edit conor and nates face there.
>>67802489
Fuck You
>>67802473
In 10 years that boy is going to choke that slut for embarrassing him
>>67802421
wtf she didn't even attempt to protect her face...
Chael not coming back guys
>>67802530
women are fuckin stupid you cuk
Who are the top 5 WWs of all-time?
1.Lawler
2.Condit
3.Rory
4.GSP
5.Hendricks
>>67802186
>>67802212
Never heard of any of it.
"starting" in shit films is somehow worse than meme cameos imho
>>67802336
>>67802351
so is ronda stronger than cat? is ronda stronger than a lot of these other women?
>>67802557
prime matt hughes would wreck hendricks
>>67802557
In no particular order
GSP
Lawler
Hughes
Hendricks
Condit
Actually probably exactly in that order
>>67801739
to show off how alpha Conor is that even his woman walk behind him. I'm sure they just do it for the photo opp
Jake Shields would bootyblast Robbie
>>67802557
1. Lawler
2. Condit
3. Wonderboy
4. Nate
5. Conor
>>67802542
Come back to what? A title shot?
>>67802599
YEAH LET ME SHOOT AT A BETTER GRAPPLER THAN ME, THAT'LL WORK
>>67802599
>shooting on a fighter who wants to clinch
>>67802557
conor mcgregor
My boy is going to fight soon. I didn't watch MMA until he signed. I usually only watch Ronda and Conor fights. But I try to watch more now. Like Bellator when Kimbo fights
>undefeated
>former world champion
>trains at Rofous Sports
He's gonna beat Mickey Gall easy
>>67801246
>Condit fags aside, he did not beat Hendricks.
Condit clearly and unequivocably beat him. He pushed Lawler's shit in. Hendricks just lay n prayed and I don't use that term lightly. It was a draw at best.
>>67802645
get out of here cm punk, go train
>>67800348
Tbh think it would be similar to also fight. Conor loves being taller. Only thing that talks for rafael to win is that he's a south paw and that he loves wrestle fucking.. Then again so does chad. Also I think because he is a stupid Brazil monkey he will probably stand and therefore lose.
>>67802281
How does it feel to be a cuck? :^)
The pay gap is a myth, this isn't even debatable.
>>67802645
Will bruce buffer announce him as "former WWE champion"
>>67802667
kek
>>67800428
My nigga Yoel will be back on UFC 205 and become the champ after Luke cleans the division. If Luke loses to jacare then even more likely it will be that Yoels gonna get a title shot and win.
>>67802621
fighting brah
>>67802645
Horrific bait
>>67800433
Jones is in a worse situation. There's few left in LHW still, not in F(ly)W tho. Anthony etc maybe DC etc, even lil fag Gustafson gave him trouble. MM OP AF ATT.
>>67802590
>>67802557
>no Jakes Shields
>>67802684
Did he announce Brock as the youngest WWE Champion?
>>67802684
Fuck I hope not.
>all the WWE fans chanting and bringing signs like "RORY IS GAY" and "PRO WRESTLING IS REAL PEOPLE ARE FAKE"
>the card is probably headlined by Conor
Conor vs Chael in a shit talking contest, who wins?
>>67802786
Chael was always the better talker. Conor has the accent though.
>>67802786
Do they have prep time?
Conor plans his shit
>>67802786
Chael easily. He's methodical and will find a way to get under Conrad's skin effectively. By the end of it all, Conor will go crying to Kavanagh
>>67802786
Chael without a doubt, Chael is way to confident and naturally funny to let any of Conor's prepared lines get to him
>>67802146
She was also in Entourage in which she had several scenes. I just watched it this weekend.
>>67802741
If I had a spot left I'd add Shields too, for sure one of the top grapplers in the sport
It was either him or Condit for #5 in my opinion but I went with Condit just because of the interim strap and because he finishes almost all his fights
UFC needs to get Chael back on FOX ffs
>>67802146
ronda is fucking horrible tho
https://youtu.be/Y8ib9MgWBGg
>>67802830
I think both Condit and Hendricks are more debtable than Shields
GOAT is obviously GSP, then Lawler, Hughes and Shields have to be in it, as well. 5 is up for grabs, if Hendricks loses to Gastelum he's out, if Rory memes on Wonderboy he's in, but you obviously can make an argument for Conduit as well
>Lawler a top 2 WW
Top fucking cuck
>>67802786
Chael easily. He can work a room and opponents. Plus his skill to be very effective without having to resort to foul language or talking over opponents shows how skilled he is. Conor is entertaining. But he has to prepare his memes. Constantly talks over others so they can't talk back. Look at Chad and Nate. He was shook when they talked back.
>>67802829
>Entourage
I never heard about this movie, had to google it.
I dont think it was released in here. I bet it's crap. She isnt even top billed.
Is this the one where she plays herself, as Schaub often puts it?
chael looks like a psychopath while he's listening and not speaking
it's a deadpan pokerface
WTF are you guys watching with Chael?
>>67802926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7Xw8imN4E
This interview is great.
Chael laying out the script for wanderlei on TUF like a dad talking to his baby lol
>>67802650
Hendricks beat Lawler on their feet and held him against the cage when he wasn't doing that. One of the most egregious decisions in a title fight.
>>67802905
im comin 4 that ass jon
>circle jerking over a roided loser
I bet you guys are tuning into Monday night raw later
>>67803072
Fuck Off
yes chael #1
>RIP Britain
>>67802941
CHAEL VOTING THE TRUMP
MAKE MURRICA BETTER, SON
BIG PENIS
I
G
P
E
N
I
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>Chael voting for Trump because he has a big penis
>>67803102
Is putin actually legit? He looks pretty stiff there honestly
Maybe he's just old
>>67803140
PLS TRANSLATE
>>67803140
Is it autism? I can't tell anymore.
>>67803169
>>67803182
uploaded the wrong one, haha
>>67803140
RARE MOON RUNES
>>67802954
>held him against the cage
So? Stalling don't win rounds.
>>67803102
does he also fight the boys he molests?
>>67803161
master of combat in sambo
master of sport in sambo
judo black belt
he's pretty legit and is constantly inviting over MMA fighter,
he hired a former UFC fighter to be an assassin, dude now has cancer after his mission, he'll poison you if you cross him
>>67803006
Nobody is talking about Overeem.
>>67803209
has there ever been a yesman with 0 personality that had a successful and significant career in any sport?
I cant recall anyone.All the yesmen were usually irrelevant pieces of some team here and there
>>67803006
Nobody is taking about Anderson
ITS PALHARES NOT PAL HARES FFS
say it pallares if you cant say it right, pal hares is a complete different name fuck
>>67803298
palhahes
>>67803272
Tim Duncan?
>>67803298
jesus fucking christ santos you're the most butthurt and assmad ever in the history of imageboards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTZv7DUSBMU
Box Swede was this you
Before I answer your question Molly, I just want to say I was offended that Conor Mcgregor referred to Floyd Mayweather as "boy."
-Skip Bayless
>>67803298
Its Paul Harris lad
>>67803378
What color are his wife's children?
>>67803298
Can't you HUEs pronounce that as one word? KEK.
>>67803319
Dunkan was a team player all star that was calm and composed enough to keep his ego at a normal lvl,in opposite to most nba players
cant really say he had no personality or he was a yesman,I think he was just a low profile guy who happened to be an all star.he sure had his clashes with Pop at times and he liked to play DnD and other rpg shit.
These are quite unique features for a player.Fucking Sage on the other hand looks and acts like a friggin robot android.I have yet to see him speak like a normal person or say a joke except from the usual 'haha sir you're absolutely correct".
Guy is scary as fuck imo
LMAO CRUZ OUT FUCKING GLASS KNEES
Have you trained in the gi today? It's okay if you haven't, it's just monday. Plenty of time to get your mandatory 3x sessions in.
>>67803491
you keep forcing this meme
but do you?
would anyone else fuck fat ronda? other than the chins she aint bad
>>67803219
If Lawler lost stand up, and stalled when he wasn't losing the stand up, how is it a draw?
>>67803378
>>67803440
>White people getting offended that other white people are offended on behalf of black people who aren't offended by what they're "supposed to" be offended by.
You may not see it, but you're even more pathetic.
>>67803473
Just checked Twitter, Reddit and the UG u fag
>>67803504
doggo looks stressed.
>>67803272
zanetti?
>>67803473
LMAO GUS GETTING BLACKED AGAIN WHEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqy5k5R4-SA
Spiciest of bangers
>>67803571
I love Nardwuar
>>67803516
With you guys gone I had to up my shitposting
>>67803571
Go interveiw Blur again
>>67803548
Zanetti was Inter's captain for years if I recall correct and maybe in Argentina's national team,not sure for that though
He always played with passion,sacrificed his body for the team and was dirty at times,like all the Argentina 98 team
Definetely memorable player and character.Surely not a yesman
>>67803590
>mfw bad boxingswede is gonne
>>67803504
She looks downsy as fuck in this picture. Would bang to feel the retard strength of her vagina.
>>67803634
idk if yesman is the correct term but he did seem more cleancut and bland(like sage) most if not all the time, he even tucked in his shirt which barely anyone does, now he works in the offices of inter. you can be succesful if you're talented and have drive, with sage we have to wait and see
>tfw just remembered his volley vs roma
>>67803745
Zanetti is what every man should aspire to be
>>67803161
>Is putin actually legit?
Is anyone who practices a martial art legit?
thinking about making better life choices
>>67803161
He's a judo fag. It doesn't get less legit than that.
>>67803784
truly one of the goats
>>67803843
be your jon jones of the life my man
>>67803571
Delete this
>>67803468
>Guy is scary as fuck imo
Stepford Smiler.
>>67803510
-1 * -1 = +1
Your argument is invalid.
>>67803854
>ninjutsu
>dim mak
>aikido
LEL
>>67803717
Where is the tweet by brazzer going like
>Why does RRR not make a porno with us? Promise that we won't fuck her as hard as Holly Holm.
>>67803700
Honestly, how can you not hatefuck her? Her ugliness turns you on even more, she probably feels gratitude that you're fucking her.
I'd spit in her mouth desu.
>>67803949
>took a free class of ninjutsu when I was 12
>was so disillusioned I deleted all my DBZ episodes
>>67803885
Shut up proxy fag
>>67803949
Now you're just splitting hairs
>>67803984
Lay off the porn Hans
>>67804110
>ywn fuck fat Ronda
>>67803949
>>67803949
Krav Maga is a meme too
It's literally aikido-tier, just pre-packaged patterns that only work with compliant opponents, aside from the nut shots which are legit
I went to a seminar once and while the instructor looked like a total badass I came away from it feeling incredibly skeptical and like I could've gained more by just training in the gi
Enjoy your ban Ausfailia. What an idiot.
>she will never stomp your balls
>>67802671
>sweaten talking about losers
>>67803662
That must be a fucking huge dog.
>>67803298
I liked when Goldie called Vinny "Megalesh"
Lads, remember that one autistic frenchman who kept acting tough and having sperg meltdowns whenever people called him out on his shit?
Those were the days
>>67804311
he posts under a spanish/german flag now
NEW
>>67804468
>>67804475
>415 posts
>>67804475
the absolute madman
>>67802512
Good foreplay makes good bedfellows.
>>67802557
Some Asian
Some Slant
Some Slope
Some Mongoloid
Some Yellow
>>67804549
Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot.
>post yfw conor headkicks floyd right at the ring of the bell
>>67804549
Goddamn, Karolina is qt
>>67804599
Navel below the waist indent
Man
>>67804591
rude
>>67804599
indeed
>>67804615
uhh do you have a belly button fetish or something?
>>67802786
Shale Sony like the rest of us niggers have said. He makes a multi-faceted persona when attacking people he feels can defend themselves in bantz so he always can fall back to respectfully ribbing. He approaches every target as if he's the bad guy picking on the biggest bully, and he's been successful in turning Brasil against one of their own.
Conor has the accent and the sunglasses, but visibly crumbles when his bullying is called out. There's nothing redeeming about his bantz so as soon as something goes awry his entire image falls apart.
>Amerisperg back at thread wars
Garbrandt will heem Almeida
>You now remember Chael Sonnen
>>67804850
uncanny
>>67804819
who cares almeida will lose eventually and then no one will pretend he's great
>he doesn't think Mighty Mouse is the P4P king
The Join The Team posting is literally dead.
Silva had some close calls early on. Lutter almost heem'd him until he went for a shit armbar.
Does anyone else like Ashlee Evans Smith? She's a UFC fighter.
So we all agreed that if Bisping makes it out of the second round he has the decision win in the bag?
>>67804996
Yessir
lads can you help me with an argument i've been having with a friend:
is soup a drink?
>>67805012
did you make that
>>67804996
She BTFO the transgender MMA fighter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=remsCdsLLJM
>>67805039
make what?
>>67805035
do you eat bread with it, if yes then no
>>67805039
>>67805012
she just posted this '''''photoshop'''''' what the hell is this
>>67805068
sheem as a "fighter" completely destroyed by our girl rose the pure and sheem as an "actress" or whatever like a monkey covered in make up
>>67805065
>if yes then no
what did he mean by this?
even her body looks like a monkey
do you want her to lose in the finals tonight lol
Why is Chael P. Sonnen so based?
>>67805099
I dont like rose
>>67805141
he's not
>>67805126
>being this bitter about your own life you have to put down a strong independent beautiful woman
get a dog bro
>>67804146
Jesus christ get over it people, nobody deserved to win that '''''fight''''
>>67805162
Who are these other stars?
>>67803272
>sage
>zero personality
Sage is like a caricature of "normal", exaggerated to the point that it becomes vaguely unsettling. He's clearly not a normal person at all. I think that counts as personality.
>>67805126
Pretty, maidenlike and housewife material
>>67805194
If PVZ is a """star""", just imagine how sad these other goofs are
>>67804979
>going for an armbar from mount
When will they learn?
>>67805209
As /r9k/ would say, he is a normie among normies.
Did you guys know that the Williams sisters were actually born as boys but raised as women so they could dominate the sport of women's tennis?
>>67805270
Nah, they're just athletic freaks on the juice.
Well, Serena is.
Btw, is it weird that I got aroused by the fact that Gabi Garcia could probably rape me even without her JJ skills?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz5v2Afwp0s
That fight ending backfist could've laid Overeem out. :^)
Going to get this started. I'm back guys. Pretty stacked card all around, should be a spicy night of fights. As always I'm taking picks on all main card bouts. Make your responses as specific as you feel they need to be.
Main Card:
Thomas Almeida vs. Cody Garbrandt
Renan Barao vs. Jeremy Stephens
Tarec Saffiedine vs. Rick Story (fight might be off)
Chris Camozzi vs. Vitor Miranda
Jorge Masvidal vs. Lorenz Larkin
Josh Burkman vs. Paul Felder
>>67805270
Lie
Source: i am part of the williams family
>>67805306
The average male could heem Gabi
>>67805306
I would bet my arm that mighty mouse destroys her in a fight, seriously
>>67805339
she got dropped in 10 seconds by a fake female wrestler
>>67805345
To be fair that was a big Islander bitch
>>67805317
Almeida
Barao
Saddiedine
Miranda
Masvidal
Felder
>>67805317
Garbrandt
Stephens
Tarec
Vitor
Larkin
Burkman
>>67805317
GARBRANDT
BARAO
STORY
MIRANDA
LARKIN
FELDER
>>67805317
Almedia
Barao
Saffiedine
Miranda
Larkin
Felder
>>67805306
>That fight ending backfist could've laid Overeem out
yeah but that's because his jaw is more glass than the fucking Gherkin building
>>67805317
Tarec has been cleared according to jewriel jewani
>>67805012
He's not fighting in England so there are no crooked judges to give him the 48-47 he usually needs.
>>67801723
where's the "hollywood doesn't give a shit about paige" canadian at?
>>67805317
Almeida
Stephins
Tarec
Camozzi
Larkin
Felder
>>67805433
>it's a casual calls a heavyweight's chin glass post
>>67805325
The average male could heem Overeem as well. Would you try?
If that gargantuan bish ever gets a hold of you, she can crush a lot of dudes just by falling on them.
>>67805444
and the guy who said "paige is more dedicated to fighting than ronda"
>>67805484
NEW
>>67805317
Almeida
Barao
Saffiedine
Miranda
Masvidal
Felder
McMann
Trujilo
Sterling
>>67805339
I said she could rape me. Am I Mighty Mouse?
>>67805488
>USE MY THREAD USE MY THREAD FUCKING PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST USE MY THREAD PLEASE
>>67805433
That's the joke.
>>67805317
Almedia
Barao
Saffiedine
Miranda
Larkin
Felder
>>67805345
>fake female wrestler
Protip: prowrestlers in Japan can actually fight. Look up catchwrestling.
>>67803925
Well √(-1) is ± i.
>>67805490
idk you tell me
>>67805533
lad....
>>67805516
that filename
>>67803491
I actually literally did. Felt good bro even in this Texas heat.
>>67805512
Getting mad at early OP is even more autistic than early OP
>>67805560
not really
>>67805566
getting mad online in general is pretty autistic
>>67805560
This is what got /wwe/ booted out of /sp/
>>67805560
Amerisperglord detected
>>67805605
WWE objectively not being a sport got it booted out of /sp/ and good riddance
>>67805605
no, it was autism by /sp/ combined with the arrival of hiro and wwe not being a sport
Oluwale Bamgboshe
>>67805626
Are circus acrobats athletes? Are ballet dancers?
Are all athletes doing sports by definition?
>>67805317
Garbrandt via R3 TKO
Stephens via R2 TKO
Story via UD
Camozzi via UD
Larkin via UD
Felder via UD
>>67805654
no, sport implies competition
>>67805654
>Are circus acrobats athletes? Are ballet dancers?
Yes
>>67805654
WWE is not a competition, it's a performance. It belongs on /tv/ if anything, but it can shit up /asp/ for all I care
>>67805690
>WWE is not a competition
You couldn't be any more wrong
>>67805690
>4 threads at most at any given moment out of a total of 150
>better to destroy another board than keep it here
not very nice desu
>>67805705
it isn't, shut up
>>67805732
They should really just make a wrestling board, I feel bad for old /asp/ now
This card might have the least name power of any this year.
>>67805750
they should've just kept it here, it was contained and wasn't really a nuisance to anyone that wasn't overreacting about it
and if anything, it should've gone to /tv/ because a) it's where it would be more appropriate b) it could've kept up with wwe threads' pace c) it's such a shit board already that there's nothing much to ruin
>I feel bad for old /asp/ now
You should if you voted for wwe to go to asp, you completely raped a board that did nothing wrong
>>67805810
I think /tv/ was the right place, but there's no way /sp/ could have known what would happen. Hiro's at fault too, he changed it and then has seemingly never looked back on the decision. He also OK'd Diva threads, which isn't alternative sports and there's literally a board dedicated to posting womyn
>>67805855
Yeah, Hiro is a dumbass and had no idea what he was doing.
I tried getting people to go for the /tv/ option but I was too late.
