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>Louis van Gaal sacked by Man Utd, with Jose Mourinho set to replace him.
>Mourinho's agent Jorge Mendes is expected in Manchester on Tuesday to open talks with United, but Mourinho will not be there. Indeed, he's still in London and has been spotted leaving his house this afternoon.
Other News:
>Mainz goalkeeper Loris Karius is in Liverpool for a medical ahead of completing a £4.7m move to the club.
>Chris Coleman has signed a two-year extension to his contract as Wales manager, which will take him through the World Cup qualifying campaign.
anyone know where mou's daughter lives
just wondering haha
mama mia
More like Mouchester Mounited! Haha!
>Götze has today fired his agent Volker Struth who was criticizing Bayern and pushing for a move to Liverpool
>getting linked to Liverpool is a sackable offence
kek
>>67798479
why do you want to know that haha cheers
>de gay
>>67798459
>Jose's wife is Matilde
>Jose's daughter is Matilde
>Jose's son is Jose
Jesus fuck what a boring as fuck family
The real losers are Arsenal. There is no way they are getting top 4 next year.
>>67798479
Shes fucking ugly and degenerate
>>67798493
Kek.
>VDB wins
>He has described himself as a "child of refugees"
>UK won't leave the Eu
>Trump won't win
Islam will dominate Europe within 100 years
PLEASE
GET RID OF GIGGS
HOLY SHIT HES BEEN THERE THROUGH MOYES
THROUGH VAN GAAL
EVEN ON HIS OWN
GET RID OF HIM
>>67798493
>Judas blaming everyone else
Ha.
>>67798502
every single year
>>67798504
degenerate how?
>OK, it’s now 2.32pm, the New York stock exchange is open for business, and we still have no announcement from Manchester United. I’m starting to think it’s all a hoax, and that Louis van Gaal and Ed Woodward are in a Carrington office right now reading this blog, laughing maniacally and repeatedly hugging each other.
>If you’re out there, guys, it’s not funny any more. The joke’s over. You can come out now.
>
OK, it’s now 2.32pm, the New York stock exchange is open for business, and we still have no announcement from Manchester United. I’m starting to think it’s all a hoax, and that Louis van Gaal and Ed Woodward are in a Carrington office right now reading this blog, laughing maniacally and repeatedly hugging each other.
If you’re out there, guys, it’s not funny any more. The joke’s over. You can come out now.
>>67798523
>>67798526
Where is this?
>>67798530
Remember when Italy were good?
>>67798526
>yfw Jose and Van Gaal announced as co-managers
>>67798511
>Judas
*tips Pöhler cap*
>>67798509
Enjoy the ride.
>>67798535
https://www.theguardian.com/football/live/2016/may/23/manchester-united-louis-van-gaal-jose-mourinho
Liverpool getting cucked.
>>67798501
that naming convention is quite common in spic countries lad
>>67798509
What's a 'VDB'?
>>67798459
>>Mainz goalkeeper Loris Karius is in Liverpool for a medical ahead of completing a £4.7m move to the club.
Fucking finally Memegnolet's ending.
>>67798530
>Conte literally rather bring Alex Meret (literally who) than Donnarumma
>Eder and Immobile over Belotti, Berardi or Gabbiadini
>Mortolivo
>>67798535
Marchiso and Verratti are kill tbf
>>67798568
>3rd goalkeeper spot
>mattering in the slightest
>>67798563
and replaced with memeius
Guys which meme player is going to be the new James and have his transfer inflated to fuck for a few meme performances in the yuros?
>british taxpayer money at work
fucking hell, what happened to the bbc?
>>67798595
rashford when he wins us the euros la
>>67798557
New Austrian president
>>67798576
4th actually, i still wonder who Meret is and why Conte has him as 4th
>>67798568
Whatever happened to Mattia Perin?
>>67798595
Some Portuguese guy probably, they have a bunch of meme players who nobody has really heard of
>>67798583
He can't be worse, can he?
>>67798607
injured
>>67798607
Exploding-kness.png
>>67798595
Leroy Sane
>>67798595
Joao Mario
>>67798596
BBC Sport/football site works fine for me lad.
>>67798557
Alexander van der Bellen. Green candidate for Austrian president.
>>67798619
>implying not
>>67798595
Eden Hazard
>>67798595
I'd say Renato Sanches if he didn't already move to Bayern
Shame about Gotze, the kid is so delusional he'd fit right in at Liverpool. Does he really think Ancellotti is going to start him often?
>>67798634
It is literally and unironically rigged to prevent
>muh evil nazi leader
>>67798595
>yfw the vardy party goes to camp nou
>>67798557
Vicente Del Bosque.
>>67798609
Don't listen to him, Karius has been really good for Mainz. He's a good all round keeper, definitely better than Mignolet.
>>67798634
>name is Bellen
>Literally a Bellend
Like pottery desu senpai
>Fernebache confirms interest in Agger, which would result in him being partnered up with Danish cb Simon Kjær
Sweet
>>67798595
Got a feeling it will be a defender since every team needs a new one
>>67798595
Literally the whole Polish NT after we win the EURO's.
>>67798669
Umtiti then after he's called up to replace Varane
>>67798645
I know, m8. Don't have to tell me. It will be vdB. Could be worse though. The fear the media instilled in people was interesting to see.
>>67798662
DELETE
>>67798663
Why would anyone play in Turkey?
Can't be that desperate for a wage.
>tfw signing a glorious Aryan keeper
I didn't think there were any non-race traitors left in Germoney.
>>67798673
Zombie Hitler will invade again literally before that happens.
>>67798679
Look at the state of him.
Literally a meme footballer.
>dyed fag hairdo
>arm tattoos
>>67798679
How long till black muslim queen of england?
>>67798679
>Mickey Mouse glove tattoo
He'll fit right in at Liverpool
>>67798459
>mfw Giggs going to get BTFO by Mou
>>67798679
All the best keepers are white
>>67798679
>those tats
>not untermensch
>>67798704
kek
>>67798705
Giggs is the cancer that killed Utd.
He's been knifing LVG in the back to his buddies at The Guardian like he did to Moyes.
Napoli signed Tonelli
>inb4 howl noises
>>67798706
What if the NBA players became all became goalies?
>>67798679
If he's as good at catching balls as he is at catching literal 10/10 bitches then I'm very excited about next season
>>67798595
Andre Gomes
>>67798706
>Keylor Navas
>White
>>67798722
There comes a point when you're too tall and it takes you too long to get on the ground to save low shots.
>>67798722
they wouldn't want to get their knees dirty
>Mario Götze has fired his agent who was pushing for a move to Liverpool. You couldn't make it up
>>67798725
He's gonna have to adjust to the surreal culture shock of playing for a deluded football club.
>>67798725
would make her one of my wives
>>67798595
Jon Walters
>>67798737
I love me some SS
>
>
>
>Smug Sam
>>67798737
I love BigSam but hate Snuderland.
Why does football toy with my emotions?
>>67798557
Very Dirty Birds.
Lots of 'em in UK, will nosh you off in the toilets of clubs and let you finger them on the dance floor.
>Adam Johnson gets £20 a week job as hairdresser at Doncaster jail
![gepa_alaba_mueller_europa_statistik_070613[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jqKdUzR.jpg "gepa alaba mueller europa statistik 070613[1]")
Why are they so GOAT, bros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ_jlqtltMM
>>67798753
I love Klopp but hate Liverpool.
Go figure.
>“Back to the Giggs stay/go debate from earlier, one of the things that has impressed me about Mourinho is the seeming conveyor belt (maybe slight exaggeration there) of his coaching staff who have gone into management, including Brendan Rodgers, Steve Clarke and AVB,” writes Karl Gibbons. “If I were Giggs, I would have a look at those names and be happy to stay and learn from an undoubted great of the game, and Mourinho would then be the third such titan he will have learned from … and Moyes.” That is all true. I can why Giggs might want to stay, but whether Mourinho would want him to is less straightforward.
>>67798756
>tfw I unironically fingered a Britbird on the Dance Floor in Val Thorens past february
>>67798738
He's already played for Shitty so he should be fine.
>>67798770
Same. I can see him turning greyer and going bald next season as being a manager of a small club takes it toll.
>>67798760
probably spends it all on rich tea biscuits
>>67798771
Did you enjoy your first VDB encounter?
Is this new liverpoop keeper good?
Can't wait for Jamie the Burton Albion fan and Rick the Hartlepool fan's piss to be boiled as they revert back to incoherently ranting about glory hunters and referees or something.
>Neither Arteta nor Rosicky shirts are available from Arsenals shop for the 16/17 season
>Flamini is
The utter madmen
Ibra will get exposed, to be frank.
>>67798800
probably not
Looks like it's back to United dominating EPL again.
>Shares in Manchester United are up nearly 4% since trading opened half an hour ago, report the FT.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
Hey guys was just wondering if this new keeper that Liverpool signed was any good?
>>67798809
disagree
>>67798807
Maybe his contract hasn't expired yet
>>67798812
Investors see that Manure is on the way back to success.
>>67798811
For a season or two.
Which player will lead the revolt against Mou in Season 3?
>>67798812
That I'm making mad dosh m8
>>67798812
money
>>67798832
Rashford
>>67798744
>yfw hoofball wins Ireland the group
>>67798819
Arteta and Rosickys haven't run out either.
>>67798832
Ronnie after he comes home.
>>67798832
TSUUUUUUUUUney
>>67798501
My wife's son is Muhammad
>>67798817
I've never seen him play but I guess he's probably not great
>>67798846
okay, but they expire at the end of the season
>>67798798
I don't know, I woke up with blood on my fingers, not sure if it was hers since I also got a nosebleed
>>67798678
I don't care, but it is good for our NT
>>67798854
He is great, trust me. Played extremely solid this season, I'd even rate him over Leno and Ter Stegen at the moment.
>>67798858
As does Flamini
>>67798853
Your wife's son is probably her nephew too.,
Sand niggers promote cousin marriage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kRWj7LFfFo
— Pratyaksh Agarwal (@pratyaksh_a)
May 23, 2016
@gerard_meagher Have a feeling #VanGaal will come out & say, "The team still believes in my philosophy! I am not going,you fat man!" #Scared
>>67798501
no bully pls
Any updates on the Mario Götze to Liverpool situation?
ok lads everyone's saying RM will sign morata then sell him on since they have the buy-back deal but what i don't get is why wouldn't any interested club just deal directly with juve?
yes, juve have to accept madrid's bid but surely they can accept other bids too? and then it's up to the player?
>>67798896
>Pratyaksh
>>67798905
I think they would face a penalty from RM for doing that
>>67798905
supposedly there is a clause which says they can't sell him to another club
>>67798905
>why wouldn't any interested club just deal directly with juve?
Because there's a clause in his contract that says Juve would have to pay a huge fine to Madrid if they sell without their agreement within the first 3 years or so
>>67798905
Juve have to pay an amount to Real if they sell him on.
So who do you think is going to be the first to fuck Mathilde? I'm going for either Luke Shaw or a Martial/Fosu Mensah combo
Also Januzaj to be the first to get friendzoned
>>67798530
>tfw no stupid sexy pirlo
>>67798927
>Luke Shaw
>fucking any woman ever
pick 1, he might fuck Jose's son though.
>>67798893
you could make a video of mignolet like this tbf
>>67798927
Probably Memphis, he has tons of time on his hands
>>67798459
amazing how such a charming and sexy man had such an ugly looking child
>>67798893
>every shot directly at him
>>67798904
He wants to sit on the bench at Bayern for one more season then go somewhere else on a free
>>67798927
Januzaj has that pussy pulling magnetism. Didn't you read that article about that hambeast that cancelled her wedding even though he doesn't even know she exists?
>>67798927
who the fuck is Mathilde
>>67798927
>Januzaj tries to take her to Nandos
>Asks Mou to give them a lift since his mum is too busy
>>67798965
mou's daughter/wife
>>67798927
Adam Johnson
>>67798644
Nah, he just wants his 12mil a year. He's not getting that anywhere else.
Also might be a fuck you to Buyern. Taking their money, not playing and then leaving for free.
>>67798960
>implying that's a valid criticism
Good positioning is part of being a goalkeeper.
@AnfieldRd96
Loris Karius
One of Germany's biggest prospect
22 Years Old
£4.7m
If Carlsberg did transfers.
>this slipperpool delusion
>>67798925
>>67798922
oh that makes sense I guess
why tf would a club the size of juventus agree to that in the first place though. guess they're not really losing out per se but still makes the original signing seem completely pointless
>>67798624
joao mario will literally win the balon d'or though
>>67798999
Trips confirm.
>>67798996
The fee's probably a bit bigger tham that. Mainz won't be selling him under his release clause, considering they're already losing Baumgartlinger, and might lose Malli.
>>67798999
>>67799000
double trips means it's now certain
>>67798774
City aren't deluded though.
>3rd, 1st, 2nd, 1st, 2nd, 4th
Versus...
>6th, 8th, 7th, 2nd, 6th, 8th
Fucking sick and tired of reading about Mou, Chelsea, Pep and Ibramemeovic lads
>>67798999
>>67799000
>i rate joao mario
>>67799022
City didn't even started to play yet. Just watch until Pep actually arrives at Manchester.
>>67798996
lmao that account is not taking the gotze news well
>>67798997
>why tf would a club the size of juventus agree to that in the first place though
That's just how Real and Barcelona do business when it comes to academy products. They always want that buy back option just in case.
>Javier Hernadez to Juventus confirmed
>Di Mateo to take over Van Gaal's job at united
get it here first folks
any updates on the me holding hands with a girl situation?
De Gay
? - Varane - Smalling - Shaw
Schweinstiger - João Mário
Martial - Rooney
Zlatan
with Mourinho on the bech
United confirmed for 2016/2017 Premier League Champions
>>67799055
>>Di Mateo to take over Van Gaal's job at united
No I am not.
>>67799061
Just paper talk, it'll never happen.
t. ITK
>>67799061
looks like the deal fel through and you're being banned indefinitely
>>67799061
Confirmed for happening, just pay the transfer fee of 250 euro to the 'agent'
>>67798997
Because it was the only way to get Morata back then.
>>67799061
Fax machine broke down, you're gonna have to wait till january
>>67799063
>Schweinstiger
Lol. He's been past it for years and more injury prone than company.
Ibrahimovic will probably just be another Falcao, Di Maria or Schweinsteiger.
>>67798996
>liverkek delusion
https://twitter.com/AnfieldRd96/status/734704623274053633
So lads, who will be next to snub Manure?
>>67799063
>441
new phylosophy?
>>67799099
That's okay Rashford and Martial still live and breathe
>Martial scored 17 goals in his debut season mostly playing on the wing
I can't wait for the new Yorke and Cole
>>67799093
>it's a Numbers post
Post cake
>>67799122
nice, you can add Rashford next to Zlatan then
>>67799113
Van Gaal,
He'll resign before being sacked.
>>67799132
Her post was 100% accurate though
This salt
opta just made a new sporcle quiz
http://www.sporcle.com/games/Optajoe/premier-league-hat-tricks---first-for-each-nationality
>>67799154
Kek.
>>67798518
See OPs pic
>>67799061
>girl at work is in to me (girl a)
>tfw I like her friend, also at work (girl a)
>decide to flirt with girl a because why the fuck not
>Girl b tells me to calm it down since she knows girl a likes me
Now I've just got to figure out where I stand with Girl B...
>>67799154
No player would ever go to Liverpool unless it's the only choice.
>>67799177
Ignore both, chicks like that shit
>>67799111
>reading through tweets
>Liverpool are pleased to announce the signing of Shane Long for an undisclosed fee. You know it's going to happen
wonder when he will realize going from soton to pool is actually a step down right now
>>67799177
>women
>not even once
>>67799145
>Her
>>67799154
top lel
>>67799177
where is this degenerate pit of lesbianism that you work?
>>67799154
>6 (six) tweets
tell me theres more
>>67799154
Can't blame Gotze. Staying makes sense, if Ancelotti plays him and he does well then he can sign an extension with Bayern. And if he continues to struggle, he can always go to Liverpool and get 150k a week+a huge signing bonus in 2017.
>>67799111
>Coutinho
>Firmino
A team with those two isn't winning anything.
>>67799173
Because she has mou blood?
While i would fuck mourinho Senior
his kids are so fucking ugly
Is there any doubt that the Manchester derby is going to be bigger than El Clasico next season?
>>67799207
britain
>>67799154
>Positive vibes only
>Prick.
>I hope he rots
>I'm going to hurt someone
>Positive vibes only
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/36359063
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>67799179
underrated post
>>67799196
But Girl B is really fit :(
>>67799207
Working with children = 90% female staff
>>67799216
Is there any reason for her to wear that anyway? I don't get women at all.
>>67799228
just found out the utd job is open again
>>67799217
Of course there's no doubt, we are the biggest club in the most popular league in the world.
Reminder that Mourinho argued with a 12 year old for bullying his daughter almost 10 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0Zca3yYp_w
>>67799235
When did they let you out of jail Adam?
>>67799216
dat foot game though
>>67799235
nonce
>>67799179
Man United, Man City, Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, and arguably even West Ham and Leicester are all better destinations than Liverpool right now. What a time to be alive.
>>67799244
BASED DAD
>>67799244
>and?
>>67799216
She forgot her neck
>>67798459
>>67799216
She looks like a Sand Snake
>>67799236
To get attention
>>67799248
>>67799252
My cell mate Rolf helps me with contacts.
>>67799236
attention
>>67799226
Well he is going to miss out on this.
>>67799235
Oi, r u a pedo or sumfin m8
>>67799268
she can sand my snake any day lad
>>67799244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYrTac0LEa8
>>67799278
Nah, it aint pedo, quran says its ok my brother.
Didn't Gotze do the whole "I want to stay forever" routine at Dortmund just before leaving for Bayern?
Hi where are the sackings?
>>67799276
>tfw you wont have pure german gf
>>67799244
wow Portuguese really does sound Russian
>>67799286
state of that kid
>>67799268
Don't mention that name here
>>67799293
Insha'allah
>Álvaro Morata's agent Juanma López tells @La_SER that "it is Madrid's intention to buy-back Morata".
>Cadena Ser: Morata wants to play in the Premier League next season. @Arsenal are prepared to offer "a lot of money".
>Cadena Ser go on to mention "rumours of a bid worth €50m (£38.7m)" from Arsenal. Say Madrid would accept that.
>>67799286
that kid is homosexual
>>67799300
>you will never have an argie gf
its like a western girl but 100x better
>>67799329
but y
Would rather just try for Chic if we want a not-world class guy. At least he'd be more knowledgeable about the league and has scored more than 10 goals in a season.
>>67799355
>100x better
you mean blacker
>Renato Sanches has confirmed he rejected Man United: "Everyone know they made an offer, but I had others as well."
>>67799368
bet he's regretting that now lol
>>67799368
Who
>>67799374
Yeah, must be awful going to Bayern where he might GOAT it up in his first season like Coman did
>>67799366
Have you ever actually been there?
>Done deal! @matshummels has put pen to paper on his contract at #FCBayern.
>>67799368
hehehe
>United
WHAT ARE THOOOOSE
>>67799154
delicious butthurt. Time to fap
>>67799405
what an absolute TWAT
>>67799405
OMG He's so dreamy <3
>>67799378
Portuguese lad who joined Bayern for up to €80M
>>67799409
>unironically thinking this isnt the best boot of all time
>>67799405
DISGRACE
>>67799405
feels good
>>67799405
ABSOLUTELY HARAM
>>67799359
they're hardly interchangable players are they
>I've made a huge mistake
>>67799154
>whining cuz a meme player has rejected your meme team
>>67798595
Mario gaspar if he starts
>>67799443
celtic version needed
>>67799443
why does brenny always look so rapey?
>>67799443
I honestly think he's going to do a great job, he's a solid manager but he was the victim of his own hype at Liverpool.
>>67799443
>his smile and optimism: gone
>>67799405
is Hummels a t*rk?
>>67799442
We don't need another target man.
fucking hell lads, /trans/ is actually active
my dream has come true
>>67799405
Didn't he shit on Goetze for joining Bayern?
>tfw Gotze transfers to Spurs on deadline day
>>67799061
Possible chance of accidentally bumping against a girl, chance of hands touching body. Media says not happening 'Anon never goes outside'
>>67799409
>how you want your boots fám?
>just give me that goldfish opening its mouth on top of robocop's dick look
>I got you fám
>Napoli have confirmed the signing of highly-rated Empoli defender Lorenzo Tonelli.
>>67799475
dream bigger
>>67799457
>how am I doing boss?
>Ye'v made a complete fankle o' it mah son
>>67799500
the fuck is that movie poster doing there
Hello again! A couple of key updates for you:
>Jose Mourinho has gone back home.
>Paul Gilroy QC, the employment lawyer working on the whole severance thing, has left Carrington. He’s probably also on the way home.
>There is, however, no news on when Louis van Gaal is going home.
>>67799443
I'm gonna be really surprised if Brenny does a better job than Deila with that shitty team, plus Brenny's purchases has always been bad as well.
>>67799500
why the fuck is there a movie poster in the background
>>67799514
De Laurentis (Napoli's owner) is a film prodcer
>>67799516
I bet van Gaal locked himself inside his office and refuses to come out.
>>67799493
>Gotze is spotted at Spurs training ground only to sign for Chelsea the next day.
ABUs are fucking terrified right now.
>>67799500
>another bench only player
>>67799527
Is it the same De Laurentiis as the producer of Hannibal (or his wife)?
>>67799540
And flops massively like Willian.
>>67799541
*yawns*
"No"
>>67799555
Literally their best player this season
>>67799540
Wouldn't even be mad
>>67799555
I thought Willian turned out to be pretty good
>>67799544
>implying he's not better than Albiol
>>67799551
dunno, probably not
>>67799573
careful, you'll trigger LRL
>>67799486
Iirc, he said he couldn't understand Götze's decision and said that he told him that.
>>67799475
Told you we're back. /trans/ = best thread.
>>67799154
>yfw gotze spends most of the time in the reserves
>>67799514
Napoli owner is also a film producer or something.
Using the team to shill for his movies
>>67799475
means i don't have to tolerate /brit/ anymore
>>67799540
>Gotze flies to Liverpool*, tours Anfield, takes a picture with their Istanbul trophy, has dinner with Klopp and Can, then signs for Man United the next morning
*Assuming it has an airport
>>67799587
>>67799589
wew lads
alright lads
>>67799622
of course liverpool have an airport
>>67799587
>>67799589
>that Hummels-mind
>>67799601
>ywn get paid 200,000 euros per week to watch Bayern Munich
>>67798981
She's too old for him
>>67799602
meh, that's a Christmas movie, wondering why the fuck it's stil there desu
>>67799622
you've never heard of John Lennon airport
>>67799658
He bought an airport?
>>67799286
is this middle-class faggot trying to be a roadman?
>>67799527
>>67799647
Are light-eyed italians really as master-race as they look?
>>67799667
No, they named it after him because it's the first place he went to when he made a bit of money.
t. Ed Byrne
>>67799555
>willian
>flop
M8 he may have been the best player on the team this year
>>67799630
alri
>>67799686
>italians
>master-race
>>67799622
Pls no. United fan at that
Wore worn socks to work today, do you think anyone noticed?
>>67799728
i did and told all the lads about it haha
>>67799728
depends if you took your shoes off or not lad. i like taking mine off in the office desu so i have to maintain a neat sock
>>67798493
>"I've found a club that's interested in you!"
>"Great. Which one?"
>"Liverpool!"
>"You're fired."
>>67799728
The girls in the office were all talking about you and how bad the smell was.
>>67799405
Best career move, haters gonna hate.
>>67798595
Alberto Barbosa
>>67799715
I meant of the whole of Italy, if the light-eyed ones are the best.
>>67799760
Ah of course, good.
>>67799728
If you get stinky feet when you sweat, yeah.
>>67799745
>that one weird guy who always takes his shoes off
you do it at the fucking movies too dont you?
>>67799755
Judas made the right career move too, brought salvation to humanity and that
still a prick
>>67799712
alri
>>67799781
>that one weird guy who always takes his shoes off
it's not just me, 4 other lads and 2 birds in my office walk around in their socks too. it's a comfy informal office desu
>>67799405
HE IS THE TRAITORRRRRRRRRRRR
>>67799798
It's a creepy foot fetishist office.
>>67799798
>and 2 birds
>birds
please tell me you said that ironically for the purposes of perpetuating a satirical lad culture on /sp/
>>67799814
was contemplating getting a pair of office slippers but wasn't sure if that was overstepping the mark
>>67799823
>Satirical
Don't tell me your not a lad, lad?
Two things I’ve just learned:
>The BBC has an Uzbek twitter feed
>In Uzbek Manchester United is Manchester Yunayted. Bosh!
BBCUzbek @bbcuzbek
Luis van Gaal "Manchester Yunayted" bosh murabbiyligidan bo‘shatilgan http://bbc.in/20qTi3v
>>67799517
Deila is a fraud. Barley winning the league and getting knocked out of every cup early is a fucking disgrace for a team like Celtic.
>>67798771
Don't forget karanka
>>67799728
I would notice
>>67799443
I wonder what Brenny said just before that picture was taken.
>>67799728
I didn't go to work today, hope my boss didn't notice
>>67799878
Something something something character
>>67799878
"Can you send Scott Brown in, please? I need to talk to him about sending a few texts.."
>>67799878
>you're gonna love Joe Allen
>>67799401
Hairier
But, bundas
>>67799878
I'm interested in signing Tony Kroos, can you get his agent on the phone?
You now remember when Liverpool had Sturridge pretend to sign a blank piece of paper
>>67799286
kek got what he deserved, what a fag
>Mourinho to target Stones
kek
Kek
KEk
KEK
K E K
K__E__K
>>67799641
>Maintain the rep as a world star
He is a genius
>>67799985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kg9LasvLFE
>>67799641
>>67799989
>free Bayern tickets
>hang out with Muller
>keep banging your hot gf who probably doesn't even watch the games and thinks you're a superstar
>get paid millions to do all of this
>then retire to Liverpool
based
Alright lads, you meet the girl of your dreams. She's a 10/10, she's interesting, fun to be around, takes care of you, devotes herself to you, and then the morning after you pound it out for the first time, you spot a Liverpool tattoo on her back.
>>67799286
c weyse men
>Liverpool
>BTFO
Pick 2 and no less
>>67800037
if she cares about you..she would take laser and remove it byherself
>>67800037
Would probably crush her to death with a piece of fencing.
>>67800037
>give with a tat
>10/10
>>67800037
I'd jizz on it
>>67800076
>give
>australian typing skills
Why is Brenny so based?
>>67800037
>you will never cum alone
>David Moyes has dropped out of the running for the Aston Villa manager's job
IT'S HABENIG moyes back six more years, mourinho was a ruse.
>>67800105
that suit is a bit tight
>>67800105
The tards face when you tell him youre taking him to disneyland but youre actually going to throw him into the dump
>>67800128
>tfw even if mou starts poorly it won't be record setting like moyes or lvg
>>67799300
I had one for 2 years mate they're boring
>>67800105
Why do I like hearing N. Irish men talking, but cringe every time a N. Irish woman speaks? It's just something about the way they speak man, I can't handle it.
>>67800105
its like his parents are tricking him into going to the dentist
>>67799514
Movie called stale ass
>>67799517
Wew lad, a broom could do a better job than Ronny. Takes a special lad to get outsmarted by fucking SPL managers.
>>67800164
was she 10/10 or 3/10?
>>67800181
>Younited actually let him go
Howling!
Fuck this shit, i am off. Dammit Van Laal.
>>67800188
top kek
What's the current bf to femanon situation?
>>67800251
pls be in Derby
>van laal can't even get sacked without it being boring as shit
>“You mentioned earlier that the Manchester United shares have gone up amidst the excitement of Mourinho’s expected appointment,” writes Ben Mohammadi. This is true - apparently the Glazers have made £50m today on United’s increased valuation. “Perhaps the delay is because the United hierarchy are cynically riding out the high as long as possible before they announce Ed Woodward’s mum as the new manager.” Hmmm, I’m not sure the Glazers’ gains would survive that move.
>New @celticfc manager Brendan Rodgers says taking job 'is not a step down from the @premierleague.'
>>67800272
Why does everthing have to be # and @ these days? I miss just reading a news story without being constantly reminded to follow everyone on twitter and instagram.
>>67800296
>this is actually considered news
>>67800307
nothing else is happening
>>67800307
Pretty sure they're being sarcastic m8
>>67800296
>>67800307
BRITISH JURNALIZM
>>67800307
they're bored as fuck
>>67800307
They did this with Klopp too, there was literally a reporter outside of his hotel trying to reach him on the intercom until he finally said something along the lines of "I'm signing for Liverpool, let me get some sleep".
@67800298
I agree
23 days until next season's fixture list is announced
82 days until next season starts
>caring about the euros
club over country
>>67800037
My gf is all those things you described, doesnt have a tattoo but her family are all Liverpool supporters.
>>67800333
Cheeky
>sid lowe
https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2016/may/23/pep-guardiola-jose-mourinho-manchester-city-united-rivalry
>>67800296
would be pretty good advertising for that salmonella place while all the cameras are on his door
>>67800337
>23 days until next season's fixture list is announced
>Matchday #2: Man City - Man Utd
>>67800346
Worst rivalry confirmed
Two plastic clubs with two egotistical managers
They will play MAX 5 games against each other before one of them gets sacked
>>67800339
>10/10
proof
>>67800361
At least have it take place at Old Trafford, that place at least has a semblance of atmosphere
>all of the teams in Germany sell their best players to Bayern
What is happening in that league
>>67800346
>if City have Guardiola, United have to seek out a guarantee, the one man who can stop him
>>67800346
I always feel like Sid Lowe is reddit: the journalist
>>67800307
>>67800320
it's a live text famalam
>STILL no talk about Kante or Mahrez leaving
all the boys are staying in Leicester!
>>67800346
>Most famously of all, he sneaked round behind Barcelona’s assistant coach Tito Vilanova and poked him in the eye. When he was asked about it after the game, he claimed not to know “this Pito Vilanova or whatever his name is”. He knew very well who he was, just as he knew that Pito is Spanish for “cock”.
kek
>>67800367
she is a 10 to me, objectively an 8 I guess.
>>67800376
Only if Manure is winning, like every other PL stadium.
>>67800419
just wanted to see a cute girl wasn't gonna bully you i swear
>>67800410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcYbBGQrOtk
Footage from Mou's hearing
>>67800419
awww
>>67800409
Since the season ended Leicester have disappeared from the news. It's almost like everyone went "alright you've had your time in the sun - time to get back to reporting on the big clubs and what their managers ordered for lunch"
tfw no gf
>>67800389
I'd watch that movie.
>>67800440
iktf m8
>>67800439
The big newspapers are payed marionettes for the big clubs, we all know that come on. Just look at this LVG circus.
NEWS
>>67800440
iktf
>>67800458
How bored are they right now? This is just getting stupid. Why not just take a fucking break instead of posting memes like a shitposter on espee
>>67800409
Window isn't even open yet, la
>>67800491
all good journalists are vigilant
>>67800491
You either get paid shitpostin' or you die trying tbqh
>>67800440
the one thing every flag on /sp/ has in common
>>67800524
Only one of us is a nigger. Atleast thats going for me
>>67800549
Only one of us lives in Latvia.
>>67800549
>>67800609
THE FLIGHT PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE AGENCY LISTS ME, MY MEN, DOCTOR PAVEL HERE, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU
What do you think the chances are of van laal and mata going postal? i sure hope the fuck that greasy snake woodward up
>>67800346
>He bemoaned referees and committees, favourable fixtures and even teams that did not try; in short, a campaign against his club. Somehow Madrid and Mourinho were projected as the powerless little man, the victims.
Classic Mouyes when pushed outside of his "underdog" comfort zone.
Why did Joey Barton go to rangers?
>>67800700
for the Queen
>>67800723
No, for me
>>67800700
To get to the other side?
>>67800700
Burnley would only offer him one year and have a strict wage cap.
Rangers offered two with an optional third year, supposedly.
>you will experience the second round between Guardiola and Mourinho.
>this time with Klopp
Thank you based god.
He's coming home, lads
Thunderstorm where we are
>>67800037
put her in the camel clutch break her back fuck her ass make her humble bubba
>>67800779
Here. Looks like praying to the Moloch actually works.
>>67800779
/sunny/ and 19 degrees here
Might go outside
>>67800779
>tfw no rain but just clouds
It's suppossed to rain during the night or tomorrow morning.
guys quick tip, if Frank de Boer comes to the PL and fucks up you can spam >de Hoer, which is Dutch for >the whore
>>67800776
neat
>>67800776
He's going to Chile?
I want to go too, invite me round your house m8.
Lads, I'm almost done watching Fullmetal Alchemist and I have no idea what I should watch next, suggestions?
>>67800827
Boku no Pico
>>67800827
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.
>>67800662
Someone shop LvG and Mata in this
>>67799768
>Norwegians
>Ever mattered
>>67800856
Forgot to mention it was that one I'm watching
>>67800842
Might do that for the bants, thanks lad
>>67800824
i think farmers are the lower form of life from the two
>>67800700
So he can look good by playing in a shite league.
t. Barry Ferguson
Any news on real madrid players leaving or cumming
>>67800895
>cumming
yeah >>67798129
>>67800858
Not your personal army mate.
>>67800037
Realise that she had become an 11/10, marry her and produce as many glorious scouse babies as possible before death.
>>67800955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL1mocfrT3Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03uhlG-JixA
Mourinho spotted at local wrestling show
>>67800827
The Human Trilogy
>>67800827
Legend of the Galactic Heroes
Zlatan to United confirmed.
>>67800827
Saint Seiya
>>67800827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3D2x8ObzcM
>>67801046
Pls no. Unless you mean Newcastle or West Ham United.
>>67801046
Is that Alan Moore?
>>67801096
I meant Leeds
>>67801046
me on the left
>>67801046
Why isn't Mino Raiola there?
>>67801046
He's going to Chelsea
ITK here
van laal sacking confirmed by manure at 21:00 today
cap this post
>>67801121
think it's rick rubin
>>67801166
I'll bust a cap in your ass nigga
>>67798459
Is it finally happening, lads? Is the >Mouyes meme coming back?
itk here
just scratched my arse
cap this post
>>67801166
gotcha
>>67801166
*tips cap*
>>67800776
Imagine Rodgers managing Everton instead of Celti. All what could've been, all this potential lost.
>>67801078
It's crazy how popular youtubers can get.
>>67801046
Shares an agent with Pogba.
---------------------------de Gea--------------------------
Fosu-Mensah--Smalling---Varane--------Shaw
----Schweinsteiger----Pogba---Schneiderlin-----
------Griezmann---------Zlatan-------Martial----------
Rotation: Rashford, Bale, Herrera, Fellaini, Carvalho, Stones, Jones, Blind, Darmian
Next season: PL title + FA cup, Europa League Semi-final (after playing the second string)
Following season: PL title + CL title
>>67801295
this will definitely happen
>>67801078
>when you're in a relationship
stopped watching there
irrelevant information
>>67801235
Based Brenny is a red, fuck off you small time wank.
>>67801178
This will be the greatest era of >Mouyes
gayest fans supporting the most entitled club in free fall decline lead by a hack narcissist
I can hardly wait
>>67801295
Can't tell if you're deluded, fifa 16 junkie or troll.
>>67801325
are you 15?
>>67801325
To be fair to United fans, they aren't as literally "gay" as Arsefags. They are more scummy sure, but I reckon more arsenal fans actually take it up the ass.
>>67801325
Much better: he does a great job, wins a title, and somehow pisses them off because he's not playing "the United way" and they chase him out of town.
That Buffon tattoo is temporary r-right?
>>67801323
Why didn't he take over Aberdeen or Hearts then, m8?
I'm Liverpool btw.
>>67801349
there is no united way
>>67801365
>I'm Liverpool btw.
Then stop wishing good managers on fucking Everton you window licker.
>>67801338
Sorry, no idea what you are referring to.
United is the biggest club in the world and have as close to "unlimited" transfer funds and wages as is possible. They now have the world's most prestigious and coveted manager who is respected by nearly every player.
They are serious about getting back on top and will do whatever it takes. Money is no object.
I think this is pretty realistic.
>>67801383
There is.
Sow seeds of discontent among the squad while fucking slags and shutting them down with failed superinjuctions.
t. Ryan Niggs.
>>67801325
>hes gonna bench rashford, martial, lingard and fossil mensa because they dont have enough pl experience
next year will be a great year for memes in general
>>67801395
I bet he doesn't know about the liverpool derby
>>67801349
>>67801383
what does mourinho have to do with west ham?
>>67801398
Man Utd are the corporate whores of the football world.
That's all that matters to them.
>>67801295
>>67801398
>This is what qualifies as a good /trans/ troll in 2016
“The Salmontini restaurant Mourinho order takeout from offers a St Germain sauce for £2.50,” writes Martin Taylor. “I presume Jose showed initial interest but after negotiations decided it sound a bit boring.”
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooo.
>>67798479
She studied art at ual, one of my friends was in her year. Said she never hung out with any of the other students and wasn't very good
>>67801395
Rodgers taking over Everton right after Liverpool would be bloody poetic, you wanka.
>>67798459
Can someone explain men's fashion to me?
>>67801495
This guy is so good at men's fashion he can make getting wrecked 6-0 at home look cool
>>67798493
Röckenhaus has said it's actually because his agent was trying to push for a move to Dortmund. And whenever he reports on Dortmund, it basically means Watzke has given him some information.
---------------------------de Gea--------------------------
Darmian--Smalling---Toprak-------Shaw
---------Fellani----Herrera---Schneiderlin-----
-----Mkhitaryan------Zlatan-------Martial----------
>>67801463
ok ok ok,
more important: who fucked her?
>>67801344
I thought we all are?!
>>67801450
The return of the Flip when?
>>67801558
No idea unfortunately. My friend who 'knew' her is female. She probably hung out with all the other millionaire west london brats in knightsbridge rather than slumming it in camberwell
>>67801295
The funniest part is that this is meant to be deluded, yet that midfield is still ridiculously shit outside of Pogba.
hihi
I get upvotes and (You)s every time I make a comment. How can I transfer this skill to real life?
>>67800037
wonderful, we can live a happy life together supporting our favourite club
>>67801630
get loads of followers n twitter and then start advertising shit
>>67801630
Open a clikcbait """news""" site
>>67801492
What am I supposed to be reading into this?
>>67801630
teach me
>>67801662
I honestly I have no idea.
>>67800037
If she was a liverpool fan she'd probably have gone on about her exes all night before so i'd suspect something
>>67801662
>>67801690
>That'sthejoke.jpg
>>67801662
mata is drinking coffee while his mate has a pint
that means he is a bender
Manager A is single-handedly responsible for one of the worst season's in any football club's history ever
Club B will pay £5 million to sack their current manager, in addition to paying Manager A £4 million so that no other club can get him after his stellar season, so that they can hire Manager A in the summer.
Does this seem like a good idea to you?
>>67801699
That sarcasm was too deep for me.
>>67798624
You must have never seen him play, he is no meme, he is the real deal.
>>67801709
Move on love, Mou never loved you to begin with.
>>67801709
>He doesn't believe in Mendes magic
>>67800440
i was intentionally single for 5 years, started dating a girl last october, moved in with her in february, and now i am wishing i could go back to being single
if i ever get out of this bullshit relationship i am never dating again or getting married, women a fucking retarded and a massive fucking burden with their neediness and complete inability to do anything without approval or reassurance every 5 seconds
>>67801736
Of course he did, I'm actually positive that Chelsea is his favourite club. London is also his favourite city, and it no doubt hurts him to have to move to Manchester, but I suppose it's a pretty good deal for him considering the desperate situation he was in. Man U are always taken for mugs lel
>>67799517
he signed qtinho and Sturridge for pennies along with getting milner for nothing. his defensive signings are shit though
>>67801766
>started dating a girl last october, moved in with her in february
Well that's all on you being a complete fucking retard. Who moves in together that fast? Madness.
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