>"Anon, you are undeniably, unquestionably, uncool!"
>>25639526
thanks
>>25639526
"And what, you're the coolest bitch around?"
>"Uh, d'uh!"
"Well...opposites attract..."
Remember:She isn't real!
>>25639442Good
>>25639442
>wings
Good, to be perfectly honest, family.
>>25639442
But she IS real, she's realfuckin' gay
Hey guys, can you help me out with something?
I'm meeting some horsefucker friends I've known for 5 years for the first time and I wanna bring some surprises. Is there any way I can buy a print out sticker of pic related and slap it on a real bottle of Jack Daniels or bring some kind of pony related drink or mix? Or maybe I could bring some faggy pony friendship bracelets with our favorite ponies cutie marks on em or something.
>>25638903
Maybe a cider? You got mugs that look right? You can meme it up and make just brought for everyone except for the RDfag in the group.
>>25638903
No need to bring anything. Just show up. Its a casual meet up anyway.If you really want to print stickers -> http://www.stickeryou.com/2/stickermaker
Just take my advice and try not tospergit up anon. Talk about pone, but talk about other things too.Have fun faggot.
>>25639535
We talk all the time on voice chat, mlp is actually a rare topic. They aren't autistic and neither am I. Thanks for the link. Anyone got more gift suggestions?
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
I love you
>>25638705
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a9RvbdxKnB
>>25638705
Twilight will lose her socks in the Season 6 Premiere
"Hey Anon! What kind of dark magic we'll be learning today?"
>>25638708
Is there porn of TFH?
>>25638701
Dark Bead and Affinity.
Reminder that we will rewatch the show starting next Saturday.
>inb4 watching the show
>inb4 >OP can't inb4
>>25638425
Yeah good luck with that, OP. Maybe you'll even manage to find some people who will actually care.
>>25638611
The idea was posted a few times and there always were very positive comments.
>>25638425
>watching the show
What is she dancing to?
>>25638361
MY DICK
>>25638361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks
Jesus fuck, these models look atrocious yet everyone use them
Do you remember any girls from school that were very much like one of the main 6? Were you infatuated with one of them?
>>25638288
I'm not a fag, thanks
>>25638288
No, go have your 'IF ONLY SHE WOULD NOTICE ME' shit on reddit9k.
>>25638302
my waifu isn't a pony but i wouldn't betray her, i'm just asking a question
fucking annoying faggot
Momlestia thread?
Because nothing is more satisfying to Tia then tucking you under hr wing for a nap.
>no edition #
>not pastebin links
Well, you tried.
>>25638149
dear princess celestia
>>25638293
Fuck you
Name something that causes more butthurt than other boards seeing a pony.
common pepes
>>25638103
Twilicorn on its original announcement day.
She isn't real
I can't make her real
She isn't real
I can't make her realIs there a song that reminds you of your waifu?
Baby you're a firework
Come on show me what you're worth
Make em go oh oh oh
As you shoot across the skyyy
Boom boom boom
Even brighter than the moon moon moon
It's always been inside of you
>>25638098
We just made them up, to hurt ourselves
Yeah, an we just made them up, to hurt ourselves
And it worked
Yes it did
>>25638098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfFRv_1XdDM
So Ive got a load of balls to take care of next week guys and gals.
Loads of depressing crap thats got to be taken care of, ya know.
So rather than prepare for the issues as normal people do, I plan to get plastered and watch a season over the weekend.
Couple of forties and some ponies!
What I wanted to know was which season would be the best for my viewing pleasure, So I offer this strawpoll for your perusal.
Ifn its wanted Ill update the lot of you while Im going on this journey.
Otherwise, Ill just fuck off and throw a dart on the wall.
Either way, thanks for those with input.
http://strawpoll.me/6162769
Ug, season 3 guys?
I mean it is great and all, but 13 episodes?
I kinda want this to be a full day affair
No one cares mate, get yourself some female company.
>>25638053
Watch it twice.
Problem solved.
If you want something done right edition.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/293792/equestria-girls-secrets-beyond-the-stars
Hello anons, writefag here. I'll get to work on a new chapter, but I'd really, really appreciate it if you guys did something other than just wait for me, or just not post in general.
Try drawing, or writing stuff of your own. Aliens Invading the ponyverse/EQGverse seems like the sort of thing people would get a kick out of. Come on, get out of your comfort zone a little.
>>25637953
I'm not very good at being creative
>>25639012
Neither was I anon, nothing's original anymore. Even this story has similarities to Teenagers From Outer Space. You just gotta try.
>>25637953
Rainbow gasped as she was forced awake, panting horrified as she looked around her. She was in a semi-clear, plastic tube in a dark, dark room. She felt the tube shift, and it knocked her into the side as it slowly moved forward towards a bright light. Letting her eyes adjust, rainbow found herself in a metal room filled with machinery, and Inapan sitting in a metal chair, passing her time by reading something on one of her archive's tablets. A loud buzz let her know the process had been completed.
"Ah, Rainbow Dash." The alien said, setting the tablet aside and standing up. "I believe that was your name. Welcome back to the world of the living! Of course, this is assuming your species dies when you are deconstructed atom by atom."
"Wait, Princess? Let me out of here so I can kick your futuristic green a-" She struck the edge of the tube, hoping to break it. Naturally, this failed and only hurt her fist. The alien laughed in response.
"Oh Rainbow, a pity you only have the same amount of braincells as you do colors in your hair, or you'd have realized this tube was made of the third hardest substance in the universe!" Inapan explained as a second robot arm picked up the tube, lifting and dropping it onto another conveyor.
"Why did you even want me alive? You had me dead for... how long have I been out?" Rainbow asked.
"Six earthen hours. I would have assumed someone that important would have been through the Pearly gates by then, but I suppose you have as many sins as virtues."
"Wait, you're an alien. What do you know about religion?"
"Rainbow, is it not possible that two completely different species have had the same idea of an almighty being pointing us towards what is right?"
"Wha- How is this NOT a sin?! Killing us, terrorizing our friends, threatening to wipe out our species?!"
"Oh look, we're here!" Inapan said as a third claw delivered Rainbow into some kind of socket, spinning it in place like it was some kind of odd, cylindrical lightbulb.
>Anon?
>>25637737
>rape
Holy shit a talking horse!
>>25637737
Still a better background pony than Applejack.
>"Welcome home, Twilight~"
>>25637438
*turns 180 degrees andreforms*
>>25637438
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>>25637438
Mares cant love other mares
