Goodnight /mlp. I love you.
>>25654134
Ihateyou too.
>>25654134
G'night faggot <3
>>25654134
Sleep tight fag.
FIREBIRDS, ENERGY WEAPONS, BOTH THOSE THINGS ARE INTERESTING TO MEEE
I DON'T CARE HOW YOU GET THEM
I NEED THEM BOTH AND I NEED THEM URGENTLY
FIRST THING THAT I DID WAS BUY A PACK OF SMOKES
Let's talk about waifus. When did you fall in love? What do you love about her? What makes her the only one for you?
Hardmode: no physical characteristics
Pinkie Pie.
Around the time of the Smile song.
Her humor, how there's more to her than jokes, how she can be responsible and a genius when she needs to be, and her split serial killer personality is pretty hot
>>25653739
>When did you fall in love?
Season 5 primer trailer release.
>What do you love about her? What makes her the only one for you?
There are so many things. Even if I was going to get into it, I'd have a tough time deciding where to start, and it's usually not worth the effort in the first place.
>>25653739
I just do.
It's time to post your favorite MLP wallpapers!!!
For your computer or for your phone
>"So what did you want to talk about Anon?"
"You'll really do anything for me right?"
>"Abhmn, well, we had a nice time at the theater, but y-you know. I don't know, I mean-"
>You wrap your arms around her.
"You wanna be cool don't you?"
>"Y-yeah.. I mean, I dream about, well, having someone you know?"
"Must be so hard being such a loner all the time."
>Her eyes well up with tears.
>"Oh, you have no idea."
"You just have to do one thing for me."
>She looks up at you.
>"Alright, anything you want."
"Take off your sweater.."
>There is some hesitation, but she complies exposing her nude pony torso as she hands it to you.
>"N-now what?"
"Close your eyes."
>She smiles hopefully, she puckers her lips.
>You pull off her glasses.
>And snap them in half.
>You throw her sweater into the mud.
>She opens her eyes.
>"W-whats going on?"
>Your friends pop out from behind the crates and garbage cans and pelt her with eggs.
>The sticky yolks sliding down her.
>"B-but, why?"
"It was just so cute, you actually thought you had a chance with me, as if some nobody little nerd mare like you could make it with me."
>"I.. I trusted you!"
"B'aww, is whittle Moondancer gonna cry, do I need to call the Waaambulance?"
>Your friends laugh at your joke, laughing at her as well.
>Moondancer is sobbing as she runs away.
>Oh you really got her good.
>>25652543
Not cool, man.
>>25652543
That's not cool.
No one should treat a pony like that.
She trusted you man.
>>25652543
That fucking shape shifting shit bag stole anons date!
Would you?
>>25652231
Would I!
>>25652240
Would you?
>>25652231
>human/eqg/not horse
don't want. pass.
QUIET!!!!!
>>25652022
We meet at last, Starlight
>>25652022
GlimGlam is a good pone, she doesn't get this angry anymore, family.
How was your life pre-mlp discovery?
>Pic unrelated
>>25651965
Pretty much the same.
It aint like watching pone changed my life or some shit.
>>25651965
I was still a depressed beta faggot.
>>25651965
Shit. Absolute shit. Used to be a total angry mess of a person, rarely showing any sort of compassion for anyone else.
Now I just sort of sit here and try to be as neutral as possible.Try to be happy? Someone/something will always drag me back down.Angry or upset? Someone will yell at me over it. It's dumb, really.Yes, I know I was really fucking edgy.
A foot fetish?
You know ponies don't have feet anon
LIES!!!!
>>25651925
tch, you´d think the Element of MAGIC would have a spell to turn hooves into feet.Then again, that would look pretty freaky.
>>25651941
Dumb frog poster
>"Hey anon, I need your help."
>"See, Celestia put me in charge of creating the New Equestrian Military since the royal guards aren't really all that useful."
>"Thing is, I don't know the first thing about military and there aren't a lot of books on the matter"
>"I figured you, being from a horrendously dangerous planet from what you've told me, would have a lot more expertise in the matter."
>"So 'general' anon, what's the plan?"
>>25651871
Fuck em up
>>25651871
Sit on my face immediately.
>>25651871
Wear this, yellALLAHU AKBAR!
then trigger the dead man switch
>"stop it anon! It hurts inside stop forcing it in!"
>>25651806
Jesus Christ, Twi. It's just a shot.
>>25651806
It's only your suppository, quit whining!
>>25651806
Fuck you Purple horse.
This piece will go into the puzzle wether it likes it or not
>Anon, I need to talk to you!!!
>>25651577
What the fuck is it Twiggy? I'm trying to play vidya.
wow, a screaming hoers
Is it true that it's one person making all these Twilight prompts? How many have you made today?
>''You can't be serious...''
>''Is your pubic hair bigger than your dick? What is wrong with you anon!'
>>25651543
Fuck you I shaved my sack 2 weeks ago and it still itches.
>>25651543
Hey, afro-bush Anon ain't got time for this shit.
>>25651543
So how many threads are you going to make about this?
So far you've made, what two now?
Previous Thread: >>25606128
A thread for all you mind control fetish needs. A home for slow ass writefags and a based writefags alike.
Pastebins:
/mlp/ Sunset hypno story Nov. 2015: http://pastebin.com/EswR6Bmd
Your Truth: http://pastebin.com/LZD73pfh
>>25651467
>JonFawkes
no thanks
>>25633630
>Anon has no intention of ever using his "talents" to benefit the entire human race, he is simply content in using them for himself
>unlike you, Starlight Glimmer, you are so altruistic that you spent the last four years of your life, a time most waste learning about themselves and making stupid mistakes, studying the human mind
>which ended in you discovering a way to finally help humanity reach a perfect truly happy state of equality
>he has done nothing of the sort and has no intention to ever do anything like it
>he is the embodiment of everything you despise about the people who cause inequality using others beneath them for their own gain
>in fact he should be the first person you change once you manage to create a portable version of the sound emitter
>changing his egocentric and individualistic attitudes to ones of equality and collectivism
>your imagination grabbed a hold of this thought and ran with it
>images of you walking up to Anon and using a device to force him to see Your Truth filled your mind
>followed by grandiose, narcissistic in scope, images of him being the first of many to help you save humanity from its follies and create true harmony
>you would first free that group of magical horse freaks from their chains of selfishness
>they would not see or understand the difference between what you are doing and what Sunset Shimmer did
>she wanted to place herself above everyone and rule them
>not you, you want to free them and make them truly happy
>your imagination went on from there, freeing the entire school then moving our your ethics to the surrounding districts
>your imagination continued to to expand your objective morality over your mental world that you believed would be the future
>eventually you lost track of the outside world almost completely as you zoned out for your grandiose visions of bringing equality
>it wasn't long before the bell rang for first period to end and you realize just how long you were zoned out
Bumping for more anon-t-mos greens.
Hey, hey everybody, we've got something to sayy
>>25650779
my name is John Cena
If this were a good school, someone would have thrown food at them before they could even get to the next verse.
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