>"Anon...what do you mean you can't love anyone?"
Love is gey
>>25661889
No, I said no one can love me.
>>25661942
love isn't gay, love is....
what is love?
So the schizo pony comic and music guy Dex Ford / Horselover Fat was apparently in some movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP9j5OLrw7Q
Dex thread?
(And HL Fat, if you're out there, get in here!)
Giant pumpkins are scarier than normal pumpkins.
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/pumpkin/
>>25661706
You see it.
The giant pumpkin monster roars. The ground shakes at the creature's bellow.
This, is really bad.
What do you do?
>>25661710
Run!
>>25661717
>>25661710
You jump onto the capsule with your mother and you RUN.
You roll down the hill, the monster pumpkin tailing you.
>"I CAN'T SEE!"
Jackie is holding onto Summer's face for dear life.
"JUST KEEP RUNNING!"
>"WHERE?"
You approach the town at considerable speed.
Where do you go?
Spices 'n Garnish
Gardener's garden
Floral Filler
Wood n stuff
Anyone Clop to dem Sexy G1 Pones?
>>25661569
Yup. Found one by random browsing paheal back in 2008. >Looked nice. why not.
I would a Fizzy. Just saying.
>>25661603
Have it on hand by chance? I know pic related was one of the favorite poses of the horsefuckers of yore. Think I even ran into a flash game using it, although I dared not venture further into those depths at that time...
What did they see?
>>25661388
how bad is the "friendship games" movie
>>25661388
inb4muhdick
>>25661398
Music is good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DkJegfBZhU
Don't fall for the "EqG is bad" meme until after you've tried it
What's your ideal cuddling size /mlp/?
>>25661280
The one where we can cuddle.
>>25661280
About this
>>25661280
This size is perfect
>You stand with your mask towering over Starlight Glimmer.
>Magic blocking ring on her horn she has no where to run.
"It's time for a little rape revenge action Starlight."
>"B-but why Anon? Didn't you hear? I'm reformed!"
"I'm from America, and what you did back in my country, would be called terrorism."
>"P-please, no!"
>You pin her up against the wall.
>Your rock hard bulge pressing against her mareslit.
>You get a whiff of her mane.
>You lick your lips.
"Oh yeah, I'm gonna enjoy this.."
>"It was a long time ago! I'm different I swear! You're a big guy, surely we can work this out!"
>>25661216
For you.
>>25661216
>>"It was a long time ago! I'm different I swear! You're a big guy, surely we can work this out!"
>Anon stiffens and immediately ends his owtheedge.png
"W-what did you just say?"
>Starlight smirks and wipe her tears from her face
>"Whats wrong, Big Guy."
>"That wasn't part of your PLAN?"
Alright, now that we were all positive about S5, pick out your worst of the season.
http://strawpoll.me/6180506
>>25661108
>Princess Spike on 46%
We can do better /mlp/
>>25661108
I'm torn between Princess Spike and Appleloosa's Most Wanted.
>>25661616
Come on Anon, you wouldn't say no to an ass like this would you?
It's obviously Princess Spike
CAN'T TRIP THE PIP
I'M GONNA BUILD A PLAYGROUND
>>25660971
POST FROM ANON WHO POSSIBLY SAGES THREAD BECAUSE OF THE UNFIT COCK-SOCK PIP
VOTE FOR PIP
Um, hi Anon. The girls and I are going down to the range for some target practice, would you like to join us?
>>25660900
Wish I could but Pacman broke again so you won't be seeing for about a week
Fuck of fucking psychopath. No reason for anyone to use those weapons of death unless their profession call for it. We need less guns in the world
>>25661356
Here's your reply.
Remember, only Zebras can use the Z word
>>25660807
Zombies?
>>25660807
Only dumb ziggers would try fighting Changelings with some ragtag group of "rebel" ponies.
>>25660807
>pic related
>2 0 Rules
googl/GZeKHu
>2 0 Multiclasses
googl/3Gzb5Z
>1 4 rules
googl/jyvXV
>1 4 Multiclasses
googl/6Tvgb
>Expanded Racials 3 5 (New Release!)
googl/LdJNFf
>OP Image:
googl/IpKEC
>optional dice-bot script
http://jsbin com/amemah/latest
>ooc chat
http://cytube/r/Pretendhorse_Playhouse
>Alternate Chat
http://cytube/r/mlprpg
This is where everyone is! Stop by and say hi!
>IRC:
Channel is #MLPRPG
Host is Rizon
http://client01 chat mibbit com/?channel= is the recommended client No downloads needed! Its all browser based!
>>25660711
>"Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.”
58th session of timequest begins, post them sheets
>>25660720
http://pastebin.com/zfGK7ALa
>>25660720
http://pastebin.com/uMeKkzmM
"Do you like this chair? Good, cause I bought it using your credit card sweetums. Don't you just love being married?"
>>25660509
>Being married to Glimmer
I'm okay with that
>>25660509
Starlight, honey, I know you're not a communist anymore, but you really need to tone down the capitalism. We can't afford this shit.
>>25660509
Why would you bye such an ungly fucking chair?
What harmless things can we do to scare the ponies?
This.
>>25660400
WAKE ME UP
>>25660369
eat meat
Were Starlight attempting to murder her friends in this scene?
>>25660353
I think she wanted to unmark them again
>>25660353
Most-likely, just think about it this way
>Friendless blank-flank grew to be a mare
>Find town, setting your ideals, thinking that you're helping create harmony
>Princess of friendship shows up years later
>This is now your chance to show her what your concept of friendship is
>Royally screws up your hard-worked "Utopia"
>Ponies were always afraid of you
>They stand up to you
>You have mixed feelings
>You always thought you were doing the best for your friends
>In your mind, you feel betrayed and see them now as ungrateful fucks, who (probably) have seen your sacrifice to help the town over the years
>You feel betrayed by your best friendspic related
>Flashbacks from childhood
>Best friends leaving you behind because of their cutie marks again
>Have a moment of extreme emotional anguish
>Go overboard and cast a powerful spell against you so-called friends
>Escape through the mountains, crying about your loss
I can see her frustration of being left alone again. Having your world being turned upside down after so many years of sacrifice and "leadership". Her bitterness made her seek revenge, pay her with the same coin.
>>25660814
Headcannon accepted
