>"Come on, making friends is easy!"
>"Just be yourself and talk to them."
Everytime I look at you my penis spontaneously combusts
>Be myself
>Talk to them
Come the fuck on, Purplesmart!
You're the goddamned princess of friendship and this is the best advice you can give me?
>>25673665
you should get that checked.
>"Anon, you must listen to this. It's my favorite song! It describes me so well!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LEiZrlk7Ow
>>25673633
Yeah, your right.
My mama doesn't like me watching shows for little girls
>"This song is so me, Darling"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ4exGtBB9w
Well, if that's the case...
This songain't me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBfjU3_XOaA
Have some sub par season finale pasta
http://pastebin.com/mWrxJJPr
>>25673621
Welcome back faithful readers. From out last tale of horror we take you to lighter fare. With the destruction of Manehattens restaurant, the villains have chosen to capitalize on their evil. To build their own restaurant, and rake in the bits, but they have a sinister motivation. For they know that even the heroes of the city need to eat, and are certain to appear, so they plan to take note of those odd customers, and keep track of them, to discover their secret identity.
With the Day of Thankfullness, a holiday equestrian celebrate by stuffing themselves almost upon them, the D.C.S. plan to rack in the bits and the heroes.
But before they can do that, some things still need to be decided.
Due to a lack of other minions Dr Darkmane has had to use his shadows to furfill the role of lesser waiters and service providers. How is he justifying these beings of pure blackness to customers so it isn’t suspicious?
TADS and the head waiter, Sir Loin, must decide on a theme. And as his teleporting powers made the other decided he was the one who had to put up their advertising, must decided on the type of posters
Captain Dreadjaw, whose boat is being used to deliver the raw food, must decide how she is hiding the giant pirate boat deliveries from the authorities.
(Sheets)
>>25673649
http://pastebin.com/8V88tWpt
Dreadjaw, taking several hours of thinking, decides to forget about it and go to the park to just sit and think while looking like a normal sharkpony. While at the park he/she gets an idea from watching the young foals play.
With some money spent, Dreadjaw converts the deck of the ship into a massive plastic playground like http://www.cpsc.gov/PageFiles/18741/01169a.jpg
Below deck remains the same, but the goods are hidden by the disguise of the giant, mobile, playground.
>>25673649
http://pastebin.com/uiux1xAV
Darkmane's servers wear all white suits. As any southern pony will tell you, black ponies look better in white suits than white ponies do. And, if you have a problem with Darkmane's hiring practices favoring ponies of certain colors because it makes them look better, then you're just a colorist.
These hiring practices are not colorist. It's a good thing.
IT'S TIME FOR "GIVE THE PONY A NAME"!
Delicate Posies
>>25673617
jesus fucking christ that thing has "KILL ME NOW" expression written all over it
>>25673617
Kill me.
>Sunset missing Equestria is a dropped subplot
I am filled with rage and sadness.
I lost my slowpoke
pls help
>>25673591
Found her, Anon.
She was raving about the Season 5 finale coming next week.
>>25673578
So they can make this the plot for "Equestria Girls 4". Big deal.
Howdy, partner!
What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
~~~~~
>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
~~~~~
Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.
If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.
If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.
If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.
Thread 111! Three times the one for the number one princess!
>>25673487
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Here is full archive of ALL the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack
Curious what happened last time, or just wanna know what happens during an active thread?
Check out the previous thread here:https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25616096
You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki
Confused about when a character first showed up or who they are? Want to know when an arc started?
Check out the character notes and details here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650
We have begun working on a big project to fix up old stories and make this crazy world more coherent and accessible to new readers who don't like the thread format.
Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing
And finally, while most of the thread is very much clop free, we have a pastebin in case you're feeling a little more naughty with your writing, find it here. http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessAJAfterDark please upload any like it to a pastebin so they can be added out of thread.
And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!
Newborn Spike is the cutest Spike
>>25673452
I bet he practices cocksucking with his tail. Practicing at such a young age makes him a great cocksucker.
>>25673464
He instinctively knows he's gonna suck for the rest of his life.
So S6 when? Short hiatus or long?
>>25673378
optimistic estimates are at least 6 months, far side 1 year. i'm hedging on 8 months
>>25673378
This hiatus will be longer than my dick and twice as hard to deal with
>>25673405
So new episode next week?
>"U-um Anon? C-can I take this thing out of my bottom now?"
>>25673357
No the tree stump stays in.
Why? I think Spike actually really likes it in there
>>25673380
Kek
Wat do?
>>25673306
I'd crywith tears of joy
>>25673306
Love her
>>25673306
i cant afford to feed and board a dependent, sell her on ebay
who is best pon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYIulF4_0Lk
cadence
bananabutt
Suddenly, Pinkie Pie is beside you.
She is holding a bottle of lube.
What do?
>>25673089
Is it flavored?
>>25673089
>this pink slut either just landed on my computer desk or my anime figure shelves
shes fucking dead
>>25673101
Bubblegum flavored.
>"Anon. You best back your ass up if you know whats good for you."
>>25673045
TWIGGY.
PIGGY.
>>25673045
My greed is greater than my fear mofo.
>"I'M NOT GAY, ANON!"
>>25672726
Get dunked on
>>25672726
Did you just fucking yell at me, you little bastard?
Why is Spike so cute?
>There are going to be at least three Discord appearances in S6
>>25672712
And thats bad because...?
>>25672869
>yfw they're all written by Neal Dusudeau
>>25672712
And.......?
