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>"Come on, making friends is easy!"
>"Just be yourself and talk to them."
Everytime I look at you my penis spontaneously combusts
>Be myself
>Talk to them
Come the fuck on, Purplesmart!
You're the goddamned princess of friendship and this is the best advice you can give me?
>>25673665
you should get that checked.
>"Anon, you must listen to this. It's my favorite song! It describes me so well!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LEiZrlk7Ow
>>25673633
Yeah, your right.
My mama doesn't like me watching shows for little girls
>"This song is so me, Darling"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ4exGtBB9w
Well, if that's the case...
This songain't me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBfjU3_XOaA
Have some sub par season finale pasta
http://pastebin.com/mWrxJJPr
>>25673621
Welcome back faithful readers. From out last tale of horror we take you to lighter fare. With the destruction of Manehattens restaurant, the villains have chosen to capitalize on their evil. To build their own restaurant, and rake in the bits, but they have a sinister motivation. For they know that even the heroes of the city need to eat, and are certain to appear, so they plan to take note of those odd customers, and keep track of them, to discover their secret identity.
With the Day of Thankfullness,...
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>>25673649
http://pastebin.com/8V88tWpt
Dreadjaw, taking several hours of thinking, decides to forget about it and go to the park to just sit and think while looking like a normal sharkpony. While at the park he/she gets an idea from watching the young foals play.
With some money spent, Dreadjaw converts the deck of the ship into a massive plastic playground like http://www.cpsc.gov/PageFiles/18741/01169a.jpg
Below deck remains the same, but the goods are hidden by the disguise of the giant, mobile, playground.
>>25673649
http://pastebin.com/uiux1xAV
Darkmane's servers wear all white suits. As any southern pony will tell you, black ponies look better in white suits than white ponies do. And, if you have a problem with Darkmane's hiring practices favoring ponies of certain colors because it makes them look better, then you're just a colorist.
These hiring practices are not colorist. It's a good thing.
IT'S TIME FOR "GIVE THE PONY A NAME"!
Delicate Posies
>>25673617
jesus fucking christ that thing has "KILL ME NOW" expression written all over it
>>25673617
Kill me.
>Sunset missing Equestria is a dropped subplot
I am filled with rage and sadness.
I lost my slowpoke
pls help
>>25673591
Found her, Anon.
She was raving about the Season 5 finale coming next week.
>>25673578
So they can make this the plot for "Equestria Girls 4". Big deal.
Howdy, partner!
What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
~~~~~
>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn...
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>>25673487
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>>25673493
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>>25673505
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Here is full archive of ALL the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with...
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Newborn Spike is the cutest Spike
>>25673452
I bet he practices cocksucking with his tail. Practicing at such a young age makes him a great cocksucker.
>>25673464
He instinctively knows he's gonna suck for the rest of his life.
>>25673452
So S6 when? Short hiatus or long?
>>25673378
optimistic estimates are at least 6 months, far side 1 year. i'm hedging on 8 months
>>25673378
This hiatus will be longer than my dick and twice as hard to deal with
>>25673405
So new episode next week?
>"U-um Anon? C-can I take this thing out of my bottom now?"
>>25673357
No the tree stump stays in.
Why? I think Spike actually really likes it in there
>>25673380
Kek
Wat do?
>>25673306
I'd crywith tears of joy
>>25673306
Love her
>>25673306
i cant afford to feed and board a dependent, sell her on ebay
who is best pon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYIulF4_0Lk
cadence
bananabutt
Suddenly, Pinkie Pie is beside you.
She is holding a bottle of lube.
What do?
>>25673089
Is it flavored?
>>25673089
>this pink slut either just landed on my computer desk or my anime figure shelves
shes fucking dead
>>25673101
Bubblegum flavored.
>"Anon. You best back your ass up if you know whats good for you."
>>25673045
>>25673045
TWIGGY.
PIGGY.
>>25673045
My greed is greater than my fear mofo.
>"I'M NOT GAY, ANON!"
>>25672726
Get dunked on
>>25672726
Did you just fucking yell at me, you little bastard?
Why is Spike so cute?
>There are going to be at least three Discord appearances in S6
>>25672712
And thats bad because...?
>>25672869
>yfw they're all written by Neal Dusudeau
>>25672712
And.......?
