Hey dork! You gotta light?
>>25643184
You're smoking the wrong side faggot
>>25643218
That was probably intentional. It adds to her characterization.
>>25643184
If a random stranger asks me for a light I usually replay with
>Sure... you gotta cig?
>"Hey anon"
>"Have you heard the good news?"
>>25643025
>can only get into their biggest church with a special card
>can only get card if you give them enough money
>inb4 Mormon starlight glimmer replaces the Catholic Sunset Shimmer meme
>>25643044
The hiatus is just beginning anon, hold on for dear life
Equestria, the land I love
A land of harmony
Our flag does wave from high above
For ponykind to see!
Equestria, a land of friends
Where ponykind do roam
Guys.... I'm meeting some anon who lurks here at a park on Saturday. This guy was lurking in that hoersfucker map thread and decided to be friends with me on Steam.
He's going to give me some of his unwanted spaghetti/merch away which includes a few cards and a lunchbox.
I'm really really nervous af. Any tips/stories you wanna share?
You mean tips and tricks on how to interact with another human being? Yeah I have one, all you need to do is man the fuck up you beta faggot
>>25642938
Suck his dick.
That will break the ice.
>>25642938
Carry a concealed weapon.
>"Agent Anon, I've been expecting you."
>>25642480
is that a puppet in your lap or are you just happy to see me?
>>25642480
Fucking hell Tiara, just give me the money.
I got other 27 pizzas i need to deliver to Pinkie Pie in 10 different locations.
>>25642480
I'm pretty sure you're not evil anymore.
>"um I'd love to take you on a date anon..but I kind of want a stallion with doubles, please don't take it the wrong way"
>>25642256
Fuck you too Yellow autism
>>25642256
well you can fuck off and die.
i only like my woman with tripples
>>25642266
check'd
>"Twilight..."
>"Would you kindly head to the castle of friendship and kill that son of a bitch?"
>>25641972
If anyone gets killed it should probably be you, you walking violation of causality.
>>25641972
>"Sorry, Starlight. I'm a TRUE FRIEND of Twilight's, just like you are. I believe murder is out of the question for TRUE FRIENDS."
>Discord pokes Starlight again
>>25641972
Lighthouses everywhere!
ITT we share stories where we've been caught watching MLP, or caught with pony paraphernalia.
>>25641934
Never happened because nobody pays attention to me ever
>>25641934
>implying i would reveal my power level under any circumstances.
>>25641934
I just watched one episode at my sister's house, because I thought she would oversleep.
When she saw the laptop screen she was like "what is that? ponies?" I said yeah and she was like erh ok.Later she got herself a filly applejack t-shirt. She never watched the show though.
Well /mlp/. It's the time of year again.
>>25641585
And then I thought /mlp/ forgot about her.
>>25641585
Oh god I remember this horse
It begins
Time for Christmas semen demon
>"Come count the stars with me anon."
>>25641423
No, I'm too busy shitposting on 4chan
>>25641423
Only if you come check out this sweet clock I invented
>>25641423
OK then.
>Anon counts 476 stars before he loses count
No shit.
Fun fact: when real horses get an ultrasound the probe goes up their rectum.
So, we can all agree that Crusaders of The Lost Mark was the best season 5 episode, right?
>>25641295
>we can all agree
never
>>25641295
How can so many people here have such shit taste? It was okay at best, but DT's complete 180 was bullshit and those marks are fucking eyesores.
>>25641295
It's been hard for me to decide. Season 5 has a lot of great episodes.
So everyone Is talking about how the nightmare moon victory scenario is not that bad, but like mom said, she would bring 'an era of evil'
Of course things were fine at the castle, and she is vain enough to tolerate public viewings of her castle, but what do you think she changed besides sealing Tia in the moon and the whole night thing? She seems to want Equestria to flourish but also has an iron hoof.
>>25641279
Crops can't grow.
>>25641292
She'd have to eventually allow at least partial days if she didn't want to commit suicide by starvation, assuming she can starve to death. What's the point in taking over if everyone dies?
>>25641292
They could clearly grow crops since everyone was alive, DYEWTS?
your face when you arrive in equestria
>>25641161
Your face when you realize you're not alone in Equestria
Rarity what do you mean you don't like me that way, I'm perfect I'm a supreme gentleman.
Guys I'm in love with two horses and want them both as my waifu.
What do?
>Pic related
You drop your shit waifus for a god-tier one
Flutterbutter has little redeeming qualities other than being adorable. Rarity is not best pone, but I certainly better, why are you conflicted anon?
>>25641091
You can't have 2 waifus.
Pick one and commit for life, faggot.
