>"I'm sorry anon"
>"I know my life is a sham, b-but that's all I have"
>"I should have told you earlier, thought"
>"Could you love a mare who has nothing but a caring and comprehensive human?"
>Implying it's even possible to hate Trixie
I'd cuddle the fuck out of her.
>>25630556
It's okay, we still have eachother.
>>25630556
Aw, don't cry. Ooh, want me to cower in fear of you? That always cheers you up!
No pank thread? What the fuck? Where my ponkfags at?
>>25630490
Ponk a shit.
>>25630508
Rude.
Friendly reminder that ALL fanfiction is canon in their respective timelines.
You just can't deny the truth.
>>25630265
But the idea of fanfiction does not exist in equestria
>>25630265
All headcanons are truth too.
And thatfills me with determination.
>>25630265
Then that makes my headcanons actually canon in some timeline.
I'm pretty sure Pinkie was slammed against a hospital wall instead of getting dropped as a foal.
it never ends
>>25630152
Is Dash Academy still going? I last checked up on it in 2013.
Is he an OC or what?
OK, lets try this again. This time no one can bitch about it being too early.
Im always okay with it
>>25629911
Well I don't know if someone remembers, but I promsied to send plushies to people once I had everything set up.
The time has come.
Is there a way to do this in an anonymous way? how to pay for shit so it is sent to somewhere anonymously? I don't want to give my info to strangers.
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>>25630077
Yes
Why was 4pone carrying a thing of oranges?
>>25629788
He was going to force feed them to AppleJack
>>25629841
It's like comparing apples to oranges
>>25629788
To feed Neil Dusedau's orange fetish.
Why does she have the most perfect smile?
JMO, don't get mad okay?
>>25629762
>JMO
Worse than the wingposter.
Worse than the nyxposter.
Worse than the day the board pretended to be girls. Shove broken glass up your urethra, faggot.
>>25629762
Don't worry, I won't get mad at your shitty opinion.
I have no idea what anyone in this thread is talking about.
Can I see your sheath anon?
>>25629390
Only if you show me yours.
>>25629390
Sorry, I'm circumcised.
>>25629390
Of course
So supposedly we aren't getting Red Sun till next season, but that begs a question. Since Starlight's time shenanigans didn't do it, what can make Celestia this way?
>>25629290
Nothing, it won't happen.
Get over it.
She gets REALLY FUCKING PISSED because Luna raised the moon .5 seconds earlier than she was supposed to.
>>25629301
The question wasn't when, the question was how
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>>25629277
Did the old thread die already?
>>25629292
Fuck your old thread
>>25629277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNnG3hT5HVs
>"Mind explaining why Rarity's vagina had cum in it when I visited her just after you left her house?"
>>25629037
I thought you were gay?
>>25629037
Mind explaining how you know it had? Does she even know you were in her house?
Well, you see Spike, when a transdimensional being and a small horse-like creature love each other very much...
>Anon pushes Spike over and runs
What's the age of consent in Equestria? Pic related.
>>25628958
Does it have a cutie mark?
>>25628958
>Implying that consent is necessary
>>25628958
Either cutie marks or as soon as they give it.
>"Your going to be this year's director for the Christmas pageant!"
>>25628914
"So Pinks, will I be able to plan the whole thing myself? I think I have some good ideas, and I really wanna surprise people."
>"Ooh, of course! You don't need to talk to me or anyone else!"
>The night of the pageant
>Ponk is the first one to show up"Shalom, Pinkie! I think you'll like the changes I made to your little holiday!"
>>25628914
>Pink Poof is bouncing up and down after her announcement
>You tiredly scratch at your neck.
"But Pinkie, this is a public school."
>"I know!"
"Funded by the state."
>"I know!"
"And there are laws prohibiting-"
>"I KNOW!"
>Pinkie squeals, getting right up in your face
>Those big blue eyes threaten to swallow you whole as your nose is tickled with the seasonal scent of peppermint
>"That's why we're taking part in a super-secret-underground-performance!"
"What, like a black market for theater productions."
>There's a momentary pause before the plucky girl squishes your face between her palms and grins
>"Omigosh that's exactly what it is Nonnapuss. We're dealing in illegal Christmas Cheer!"
"...What the fucking shit, Pinkie."
>The girl tuts, pulling away and wagging her finger at you
>"Now, now Nonnabannana; you're a Christmas Pageant Director now. Baby Jesus wouldn't be too happy to hear you using such foul language."
"..."
>You bury your face in your hands.
"Please kill me..."
>"No you silly, that's not until March 25th!"
>Ugh..
>>25629341
First post and I'm already in love, good job.
>Anon, please fuck me one more time. Before Twilight gets back"
>>25628756
God, you're such a faggot... I mean, I'll do it, but you are.
>>25628756
>spikefags
>spike threads
>>25628782
>We both know you like it when I stick my tail up your anus
>see this outside your window
What do?
Hard mode:You can't fuck her
Tell her to stop playing with my toy city set. She might break something.
>>25628659
Ask to ride on her back and help her take over/destroy the world.
It's raining blood of the innocent kids,
Her name is Chrys and she's destroying the world~
Suit up for another goddamn bug hunt.
