Rank these strongest to weakest based on official show/comic feats
>>25622643
>comics
>canon
>>25622643
Sperg > Commie > Non-canon > Shut in > G&PT > Rara
>>25622643
Strange how Trixie and Rara are the ones that use other items to increase magical prowess. Also, where did the amulet and book come from? I'd like.. Fuck it, they won't ever tell us.
Oh no! Twilight the Hugging Horse has found you! As soon as she catches you, she will teleport you to the nearest bed and cuddle you until she feels satisfied. You only have a few seconds to figure out how to defend yourself.
Beat the shit out of her
>>25622585
Why would I want to?
>>25622585
>rape
"Anon, stop being such a shitlord! I'm a transpony, and I want to be called a pony. It really triggers me when people call me a dragon. If you don't, I'm going to passive-aggressively post about you on Tumblr!"
>>25622343
Sorry Argonian.
CALLING ME A SHITLORD TRIGGERS ME. IM A SHITGOD, S.H.I.T.G.O.D. YOU FUCKING FAGGIT
>>25622343
But being a dragon so much cooler. You have opposable thumbs, breath fire, and can grow just by being greedy
Fixed that for you.
Way to make that scene 1000000000 times better, OP! Fucking saved it
And nice dubs.
>>25622331
I was a Shimmerfag, but honestly Starlight is way more superior. Although her backstory is pretty shit.
>>25622377
superior as a mary sue.
>I'M SO FUCKING TRIGGERED THAT MY BOYFRIEND LEFT ME BECAUSE HE'S GOT MAGIC TALENT YET I CAN RIVAL A FUCKING PRINCESS AND CAN'T BE ASSED GOING TO CANTERLOT TO FUCK MY BFF WHILE LEARNING SPELLS N SHIT
Join the Brony Army to Fight trolls on internet :)
Kek, I remember being this autistic when I found out about bronies.
METAL MULISHA
>>25622176
>I fucking kek't so hard that i cant speak now
>I need a gum dumpster anon
>Open your mouth but no spitting it out or swallowing
>>25622064
Yeah sure, why not?
>>25622064
Ok, I love gum. Especially juicy fruit
Who are they, /mlp/?
>>25621969
Countess Coloratuna and her backup dancers.
>>25621969
>not knowing Countess Coloratura
>>25621969
From left to right
>The Spectacle
>Razzle
>Glitz
>Countess Coloratura
>Glam
>Dazzle
>The Show
![MLP 526 - The Cutie Re-Mark - Part 2.mp4_snapshot_10.38_[2015.12.01_09.51.37].png](https://i.imgur.com/gGswIwA.jpg "MLP 526 - The Cutie Re-Mark - Part 2.mp4 snapshot 10.38 [2015.12.01 09.51.37]")
She has a stupid face.
She has no face.
She also had a stupid finale . . . .
i know the meme, but what prompted the stupid face meme from the episode again?
also to that one faggot, GLIMMERface not GLITTERface you fucking fagnigger
hi,im a random anon from /s4s/,i heard glimmerposting overwhelming /mlp/,we are here to help :^)
>>25621553
Flee while you can
>>25621553
It's cool, Solaire. I think we got some Celestia around here for you, though.
>>25621553
Y'see that smug looking pink/purple mare? Save it and edit the shit outta the to help.
>rarity fanfic
>she says darling in every sentence
>>25621430
>"But darling, don't you think it's absolutely darling when you I refer to all you darlings as 'darling'?"
What do you expect, 95% of fanfics suck shit.
>>25621430
>fluttershy fanfic
>she stutters constantly
>applejack fanfic
>her southern accent is forced into almost every word
>rainbow dash fanfic
>she says "totally" or "awesome" in every sentence
>pinkie pie fanfic
>shespeakswithnospacesbetweenwords
>twilight sparkle fanfic
>given characterless dialogue
>"Why did you do that, anon?"
>>25621377
I stabbed you with 400$, take the fucking money
>>25621377
Just wanted to see if candy colored horses are really made of candy.
Judging from the lack of blood, yes you are.
>>25621377
Because I can.
...And its because I can, that I have to.
How does it feel being 20% /trash/, /mlp/? Not so cool, I'd wager.
better than 100% faggot op ^:^)
>>25621332
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh GOT 'EM
>>25621332
Sure showed me, buddy.
Ain't seen one in a tad
Round 'em up, apples.
![1448828319.buttsaucer_toon_1448821010021_templateapple[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yIduHXy.jpg "1448828319.buttsaucer toon 1448821010021 templateapple[1]")
There's a pony ballbusting thread going at another board, but it needs more ideas. While this place doesn't allow explicit images, lets discuss the different ways mares can cause stallions to get hurt in the nuts.
For example: Applejack bucking Big Mac, Rainbow Dash trying to get a guard to react by slapping him with her wing and Pinkie Pie surprising a sleeping stallion by jumping on his lap have resulted in fantastic pictures.
>>25621230
>Pony ballbusting
Truly, degeneracy knows no bounds
>>25621601
It's time for us to close our laptops for the night
Does any gentlesir here think some of the EG are qter than the pony ver?
JMO, don't get mad okay?
Not really.
I could go watch azumanga or something else if I wanted to look at high school girl shenanigans.9/10 times they'll look better too.
>>25621193
>No hooves sub-series
>Cuter than original hooved one
In my opinion, you've got shit taste, OP
>>25621193
no, and you have objectively terrible tastes
