>Aww, did you forget your sleeping bag, Anon? That's okay, you can share with me! There's plenty of room for both of us...
>>25619205
"That'll be fine, laddy."
>>25619205
Only later she realized her mistake when she felt a ranging hard on pressing into her side while he tried to sniff her
>>25619205
Meanwhile in anons head as he sleeps next to her
>Don't pop a boner
>Don't pop a boner
>Don't pop a boner
>Don't pop atoo late
This is the future in which Trixie destroys Equestria with the Alicorn Amulet
>>25618793
I actually had the same thought
>>25618793
Better theory:
this is the timeline for the s6 or 2017 movie villain destroying Equestria. Think about it: the timeline went in order of the villains. This was the one after Tirek.
>>25618976
No, the timeline was not in order. Sombra was before Nightmare Moon
She is not real daily reminder.
>>25618786
sure she is. I just don't own her.
>posts picture of Lyra plushie and claims it isn't real
please, fgt. We've all seen the pics. Of courshe she's real.
>>25619156
The plushie lyra doll is real, the sentient colorful horses living in a magic land not.
>>25619544
then why did you post a image of a plush you massive worthless idiot? This is why your mother doesn't love you.
Nightmare Moon did nothing wrong
>>25618701
She didn't plan on six teenagers with attitude.
>>25618701
Honestly, this conflict has as many plot holes as swiss cheese.
>>25618701
She seemed like she had a strange tone when she justified banishing Celestia
Almost like she was afraid of what Twi would think
Be honest, anon... Did you take my pipe revolver rifle?
>>25618686
>even touching pipe weapons
I have standards, you know.
>>25618686
it was shit anyways, needed the screws
>>25618702
I only see a cock sucking loser.
Old thread: >>25533332
Congratulations! Your new My Little Pony© is sure to bring you years of joy!
Please, carefully read the instructions before opening the patented Cryo-Box containing your pony.
-Allow at least one hour of uninterrupted time in a secluded, quiet area free from distractions. Your My Little Pony© is designed to begin imprinting upon release from its Cryo-Box. Place the Cryo-Box on the floor, carefully open it, and sit nearby. Your pony may sniff, nuzzle, and lick you as imprinting begins. Do not leave the area. You may gently touch your pony.
-Your Cryo-Box doubles as a comfortable nesting bed for your pony!
-Each pony comes with a 6-week supply of Xtreme grade nutrient paste designed to accommodate the rapid growth process. After the nutrient paste is used, your pony may switch to a normal diet (see Appendix A for recommendations)
-Your My Little Pony© begins its life as a wonderful little colt or filly! You may allow your pony to grow naturally, or you may use the provided Rapid Growth Accelerant to mature your pony to stallion / mare age in a matter of weeks!
-Your pony is engineered to love and support you. Please allow 3-4 weeks for colts and fillies to age before engaging in sexual activity. If rapidly aging your pony, sexual contact may begin after 2 weeks. Be gentle with your pony!
-Every night, place the Language-Assistance headphones on your pony for at least 30 minutes to teach your pony proper speaking skills.
-DO NOT REJECT YOUR PONY. REJECTED PONIES MAY HAVE VIOLENT TENDENCIES. IF YOU FEEL YOU MAY HAVE UNWITTINGLY REJECTED YOUR PONY, PLEASE CALL BIO SUPPORT AT 555-PONY-4ME IMMEDIATELY!
>>25618606
Today on HBBES Q&A: General questions and accessories for pony care. Decanted Hassenfelds are cryonic-transport friendly, a cost-saving (and when done with commerical products like the one shown) and stress-reducing way to bring your pony to places they might not normally easily manage, like extra-orbital habitats! Shown is one of our favorite third-party products, the Cryotranz© pet transport. We have the office-cat Opalescence modeling this one, but we've used similar ones for young fillies, while the larger versions can allow a normally space-sick unicorn or earth pony a comfortable method to travel to Mars or underwater habitats.
>>25618606
w-what happens if I reject my pony
>>25567096
>So I cannot buy the true proletariat earth pony.
Earth ponies have severe problems with extended lack of contact with a strong gravitational field, leading to rapid loss of bone density and strength faster than normal exercise routines will restore. HBBES allows earth pony sales to habitats that maintain at least a .8G constant across the supermajority (66%+) of the living space.
Unicorns are prone to "sparking" outside of atmosphere due to reactions between their horns and excessive radiation. This renders them generally unsuitable for non-planetary settlement, lest the unicorn accidentally breach it's own suit or touch off something volatile (see the Belle Disaster newsfile as of two years prior in which one filly managed to breach an entire agrodome, barely preventing a total loss of atmosphere via accidentally coating the resulting hole with tree sap and emergency sealant)
HBBES allows Martian delivery of non-pegasi models, as long as they are guaranteed to remain in the gravity well outside of emergencies.
Which pone would be a better housewife?
>>25618527
Applejack.
>>25619434
Apple. Bucking. Hips.
>>25618527
none
Derps would be an amazing wife/mom.
>N-no, I'm sorry, Anon
>It won't happen again!
>Wh-what's in the bag
>Whimper
>P-please...
>>25618506
well ok, if you don't want any...
>>25618506
Time for eggs Twily
"It's what you deserve, Twilight!"
>Anon proceeds to lift the bag, and in it...
>WAS HIS DICK, IT WAS ON HIS DICK
"NOW SUCK IT, TWILY. YOU'VE BEEN A VERY NAUGHTY PONY"
>trying to make money with machines is worse than using an ancient artifact to imprison and enslave an entire town
>>25618491
>Trixie is so small time she doesn't even register as a big bad
I love it. Time for Seth to trade his bed in for something more permanent. Something with a latching lid perhaps.
>>25618491
No twilight to mess her shit up = no need for the amulet.
>>25618491
Even that faggot seth doesn't give a shit about that bitch any more.
bedroom eyes thread
Can applejack join
Here are three magical envelopes.
One will grant the opener a unicorn horn.
One will grant the opener a pair of pegasus wings.
The last one takes away any horn and/or wings from the opener.
You can send ONE envelope to any pony you want via mail.
>>25618241
Can I have a pill that kills namefags?
>>25618241
Send the wings toScootaloo.
>>25618241
I send the one that removes horns and wings to Twilight. She opens it.
I send the remaining two envelopes to Spike, who is not a pony. I put these two envelopes inside larger envelopes, and write "to Twilight" on the outside. She opens them.
>namefagging
guys I'm getting fucking scared
where the fuck are the mods?
it's too early for them to be asleep
>>25618220
Time for clop I supose
>>25618234
no, fuck off back to >>>/trash/
>>25618220
They have beenequalized.
>Wake up in Equestria, what looks like the deep woods
>This guy asks you whimsically
>"Well then, a stranger, a fool perhaps?"
>"Tell me, have you awaken here as I have,or are you a local in this strange and colorful land perhaps?"
What say you /mlp/?
>rape
>>25618119
"boy do I have the horse for you"
Stomp on his nuts.
Death to the kniggers!
expand 'em
This is what black people look like in cartoon horse world.
>>25617662
This is what heaven looks like in cartoon horse world.
>>25617662
Still qt
>>25617662
I'd happily swap them for the ones we're stuck with in this world.
Last I checked, Zecora never stabbed someone for their shoes.
