Hold your horses, /mlp/.
>>25600977
I have no horses to hold
Okay.
>"Anon please stop leaving your jugs full of piss by your window. Lyra keeps stealing them at night and bathing in it at home"
>>25600499
I guess Lyra has piss poor hygiene
>>25600499
Lyra pays me good money for those jugs, nice dubs by the way, and remind her that if she returns the empties she can redee...
>>25600517
Getting reaaaal tired of your shit Carlos
>>25600517
CARLOS YOU FUCKING NIGGER
Blue Fuzz and Cherry Top thread
Can we get more green or art about these two
First green >>25434466
Second green >>25538975
Pic related its Blue Fuzz
Second pic
Fuck it, I'll give writefagging a chance but don't expect anything good
We sat behind the bushes as we watched the house of anonymous
My eyes began to strain from looking through the binoculars for so long
I took my eyes off the house when I began to hear a crunching noise next to me
Cherry Top was eating from a bag of chips
>"Cherry Top, what are you doing"
She chews and swallows the chips in her mouth before turning to look at me
>"Well I started to get hungry so I went to buy a bag of chips"
>"But when did you have time to buy chips?"
>"From that stand over there"
I turn to where she is pointing to see a pony behind a food stand waving at us before looking back at cherry top to see her waving back
One slap to the back of the head was all it took to bring her attention back to me
>"Cherry Top this is serious, we must always remain vigilant for who knows what type of evil lurks around everycorner"
>"Than why are we sitting here spying on Anon, he doesn't seem evil intact I thought princess Celestia told us specifically not to spy on Anon"
>"Cherry Top you have to look at the bigger picture, Anon came out of no where months ago and in that time he has become friends with every princess, so for all we know he put some evil spell on them and it is up to us to save them"
>"But Anon told me that he doesn't have any magic"
Bump, Im still writing
For all your cuddly pone needs!
Post pics of your new plush or progress you've made on your current plush project!
I wonder how long it'll take before we get plush of each alternate timeline mane 6
>Plush makers list (update me more plz)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nGiLeaAqN7EmXYQoLHklgYXnjuPe3mHvWbiHW_WPzZg/edit
Guides:
>Mare Pattern
http://i.imgur.com/3qnqSiL.png
>Step by Step instructrions
http://imgur.com/a/eLPmP
>Lewd Instructions
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ATHzkeJLr1l6JulzQXRm3bIhYPjuSfjcNsExaXsFQxM/edit
>Mane & Tail Tutorial
http://voodoo-tiki.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Mane-and-Tail-Tutorial-422375776
>How to clean your plushie & remove mayo
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Minky-Plush-Washing-Guide-526558030
http://clopaholic.deviantart.com/art/Removing-Mayonnaise-from-a-Plushie-478146400
All NSFW pics go in the >>>/trash/
>>25598988
>not linking previous thread >>25509238
>>25599097
dammit it's always something
please accept this progress pic of my waifu as an apology, senpai
woah woah woah which 4des are shipping and why the fuck did it take two years?
>"Can I use your bathroom, Anon? I REALLY have to go!"
No. You can use my mouth however.
Hurry up in there!
A'hm gonna have an accident!
Wh-what happened to the Twinkleshine thread?
>>25589372
It's dead Jim. >>25546811
>>25589372
She's cute, I didn't know we had a thread going on.
>>25589440
It was pretty rad. We even got a top lewd out of it.
http://imgur.com/EyeXTvU
Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Friends Forever #23 (Fluttershy and Applejack) and the Holiday Special are storytimed here!
>>25631565
It's enough that they weren't the right world for Twilight Sparkle or the Tree of Harmony, and with the urgency of finding a way to set things back there wasn't really time to explore them anyhow without the danger of getting separated from the map. Still, they existed, and implications are always rather interesting. Nightmare Moon's victory seemed rather less harsh than might have been originally imagined - though who could say what the long-term results would be? In any event, the Castle of the Two Sisters cleaned up very nicely. And given the branch in time, it was a restoration effort, albeit one on a grander scale than Twilight's friends worked with. Has Celestia ever given thought to cleaning the place back up now that Luna's been home for a while?Was the Inspiration Manifestation the only remaining secret the place holds?
>>25647715
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
>rape
>Was the Inspiration Manifestation the only remaining secret the place holds?
OH SHIT
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! That means trap horses in festive dressesif there were drawfags in here, christmas midis, and Space Station 13
Rules as follows:
No Diapers
No Autism (as in don't be an idiot)
No Shitposting
No shitty denial circlejerking
BUMP OFTEN
NO FURFAG SHITThat means no regular show shit either
No sandland shit
No SJWs allowed
Tea party along with hot coco and cookies
Anything that breaks the stuff said above should be reported on sight (I know, I know, but you might as well do your part)
http://pastebin.com/UgrPe5Vz Rules pastebin that's a must read and includes the way to the IRC (please join, it's lonely in there)
http://pastebin.com/eLpLVYTc How to avoid women
Forgot about poll that started previous
http://www.strawpoll.me/6115827/
What things would girly colt do for holidays?
>>25570490
Bake cookies for master, dress up in dresses with jingle bells, play with toys
![pinkie_pie__s_mech_by_foxi_5-d5gbm7u[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GYqrRjq.jpg "pinkie pie s mech by foxi 5-d5gbm7u[1]")
TS: I can't really believe your story Anon, buildings with over a 100 levels? Flying boats bigger than Ponyville? And yet there's no magic in your world? Please.
>Growing tired of Twilight's berating, you go out into the world to prove her wrong.
Thread Story List.
http://pastebin.com/XKLNjAAx
One Shots.
Anonymous
http://pastebin.com/158cdatX
Previous Thread: 25165516
>>25165516
This fuck up obviously shows that i need to go to bed.
Until tomorrow. Also. Lucky won't be forgotten.
End of Chapter 1.
Update of the pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/XLsZ3Xzp
good night and bye bye.
Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Friends Forever #23 (Fluttershy and Applejack) and the Holiday Special are storytimed here!
>>25631565
It may be that they're all having their own adventures untold, but the average Equestrian seems to have a less urgently-storied life than the six bearers of harmony (or is that ex-bearers?) That's hardly a negative; it's better for most that the perils facing the country don't affect more ponies (for very long, leastwise). The glory could be shared a bit, but they've got friends in the heroes, and as much as they've already been caught up in some of the dicier affairs, they might just as soon continue to enjoy their daily routines.Who knows when a song will break out and need a rousing chorus?
>>25639414
Previous thread.
First for I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Fact: The best episodes in the latest season were Rarity ones.
"Strange Cadence" eddition
Come in here, all you /ss/, loli, MILF, and cougar lovers! Talk about or write about relationships between characters with a big age difference here.
BasedPastebinFucker's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/BasedPastebinFucker
Kid Anon and the Spa Ponies: http://pastebin.com/604wKseg
Right and Wrong (Anon x RD): http://pastebin.com/34vUjssQ
Blue and Orange on the Rainbow: http://pastebin.com/LTHRbaVn
Anon x Changelings: http://pastebin.com/JzKpr3yw
KidAnon and Babysitter Fluttershy: http://pastebin.com/LSXpUfUs
Anon x Ginger Snap (filly scout): http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24611358/#24621083
Anon x DT: http://pastebin.com/VX9AexTa
The Wonderful Misadventures of Scootaloo and Kid Anon: http://pastebin.com/zRVrGVPz
White Cream (Twilight Velver x Moondancer): http://pastebin.com/F13LxLWN
Spike x Rarity x Fluttershy Magic Dragon-cock Harem in previous thread (Get a pastebin or something!)
KidAnon's Family Lesson: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JCuAgpY6DhDHmR7oXTB0tFMi0_WKhUJma6L7tVAH8MI/edit
Previous Thread:
>>25545459
first
>>25628674
So when will you post your story?
Can I repost my Night Light x Spike excerpt?
>Ponyville seems to be a hotbed of excitement these days. Between the dragons roosting in the mountains, horrid monsters wandering out from the Everfree Forest, ancient ruins discovered deep in the earth, and the ever-presenting of all-out war between the Equestrians and the Gryphons, it seems like everypony looking for fame or fortune is flocking to this town.
>It is an age of knights, adventurers, dark magics, and destined heroes.
>You are none of these things.
>Your name is Pot Luck, and you just want to run your inn and tavern, the Sword and Board.
>You've begun the new day by looking into expanding your business to include a lunch take-out service, and have recruited Rough Diamonds to be your test subject.
Archives: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/anotherday
Characters: http://pastebin.com/RVB0Hjqp
Inn floorplan: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fouKOvZLar5QZ4zOwmvnXA1hcPZ5UIBXNuy8RN0oFME/edit?usp=sharing
List of Supplies and Upgrades: http://pastebin.com/WgG9utrB
Finances: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19YTLZkq_pXLE_QWo5srNBJThwC7dr25PBJcjbCHX8_4/edit
Special thanks as always to our artist.
"Think maybe I could get half a bolt? Just to start off," you suggest.
>"Half a bolt? That shouldn't be too difficult," Satin replies. He floats a bolt of fabric over, letting you examine it for a moment. It's his cheapest material, course and rough, but durable. Uou definitely wouldn't want to wear something made from this. Probably itchy as hell. "Say, Mr Pot," Satin muses as he gazes across your figure with a sly smirk, "Have you ever considered something for those legs of yours?"
"My legs?" you repeat, glancing downwards.
>"Why yes, your legs - such a slender figure should have something to...accentuate your assets," Satin explains.
"You mean like boots?"
>"No, darlin', I'm talking socks! They're all the rage in Canterlot right now. We simply must get you to try some on...hrmmm...you have a colour preference?"
Input action.
>kills self
>>25603307
I'm not one for fashion. Did you have something in mind?
>>25603307
>we sock luck now
ok but lets get something to accentuate our coat
Or maybe get the same color as our mane for style
Discord and Eris Edition
Previous Thread
>>25289303
Twisted Desires Pastebin
Part 1: http://pastebin.com/shurgbZ9
Part 2: http://pastebin.com/WSp0Cpxv
Part 3: http://pastebin.com/ZTwyKsMN
Knifey where is you? Check his story out here
http://pastebin.com/BAKYHgJ8
And Miney, his story can be found here
http://pastebin.com/u/mintyanon
Like always if you want to write something go ahead
If not sit back and enjoy or talk about vidyas of your choice
>>25486359
First
>>25486359
>Oh yeah, Cynthia is staying here since Lance is broken
>"Good morning Queen Umbra and Anon!" Ariadne says "You two look like you slept well."
>Umbra yawns again before quietly groaning into you
>She must still be tired
"Yeah, we slept alright." You say "Umbra had a bit of a nightmare last night though."
>Umbra's eyes look up to you
>"I hate nightmares." Cynthia says "I always have to sleep in my brother's bed, because I get too scared to sleep alone."
>Yeah, nightmare are the worst
>You smile before looking down to Umbra
"Come on Umbra, let's get some breakfast." You say "I'm sure that will help you feel better."
>"Can't we just stay in bed?" She asks "I could say today is a holiday."
>It's tempting
>You shake your head
>You chuckle and rub her ear
>She closes her eyes and sighs
"Come on, my Queen. It's time."
>"Fine." Umbra says in a not too pleased tone before getting off your chest
>As Umbra tries to get up and running, Ariadne walks over to her and Cynthia flies over to you
>"Is your arm feeling better, Anon?" She asks
>You move it around a bit in the sling
>It actually does
>Magic bandages yo
"Yeah, it's doing much better, these bandages really work."
>"Anonymous, can you hand me my crown?" Umbra asks
>Reaching over to the nightstand you grab the crown and pass it to her
>"Thank you." Umbra says as she get out of her bed and heads over to her closet
>Getting out of bed yourself, you start to gather your clothes
>>25486388
>since lance is broken.
Why did this make me laugh?
Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Friends Forever #23 (Fluttershy and Applejack) and the Holiday Special are storytimed here!
>>25631565
Now that Starlight Glimmer has accepted some humble guidance in making up for lost friendship time, where will she reside? Where had she been staying after leaving her town, anyhow? Inns and such, or just camping on the road? In any event, if she's to be Twilight's pupil, it'd be most convenient to remain in Ponyville for now. The castle has lots of space, though whether she'd feel comfortable taking a room there is another matter.
What's the housing market in Ponyville like? There might be an open place now that Matilda is married to Cranky Doodle.
>>25644126
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
>best horse thread
Aw yiss
Have a funny trip guys.
#,AyamghY
Pony Mr Lambs
Would you REALLY make love to her, Anon?
Would you go through it, even though that would bebeastiality?
>>25641061
yes
also TL;DR
>>25641078
Kange will see it. That's good enough.
>>25641061
Yea, I'd still fuck her.
Human or not, she's sapient and cute, and that's good enough for me.
