Minuette is more adorable than anything has any right to be.
>>25613480
Best background pone by far. If only they put a similar effort into the meme cast of SoL.
>"Hey anon"
>"I can bring you a book from earth"
>"Which one would you like?"
>>25609847
>inb4 Mein Kampf
>inb4 The Art of War
>inb4 Kama Sutra
>inb4 How to Eat Fried Worms
The Big Book of Lewd Equines
>>25609847
None, I don't read those things.
Describe season 5 with a picture
You are now Rarity.
7 or Dubs decides your first action as this Real Appealing Racy Equine.
>>25600375
Masturbate furiously
>>25600375
Kick Sweetie Belle in the face.
>>25600375
Make a pretty dress to sell
Where we mess with the pace-maker to get this quest moving.Archive http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/sam/
>"Sam please... it hurts so much..."
blah blah blah we found someone we know and they died
time to run
>>25600099
"SA-"
a sickening crunch is heard and the voice stops mid word.
So is it just me, or does it seem like the Crystal War Timeline is a doomed one? Sombra's crystals cover half of Equestria, his army is more dedicated as it is literally the only thing they know, and Equestria only has a fee elite soldiers that can really stem a tide.
Is there any way Celestia and co. could pill a victory (aside from obvious Elements of Harmony amswer, but we can assume that shit won't fly in this timeline as it hasn't happened already)?
>>25599407
At that point, the war seems pretty much lost. Unless Celestia has some kind of "murder every single living thing in the continent" spell that she doesn't want to use unless everything is lost and Canterlot is under siege.
On the other hand, Sombra's army was, at least at the beginning, just the crystal ponies, so they would be far outnumbered by the equestrian ponies. Also Celestia could have banished Sombre like she did in the past. She probably didn't answer the threat with quickly and hard enough and everything went out of control.
>>25599407
Another thought: those helmets control the crystal ponies in some manner, which makes me wonder what they are. Do they channel the souls of his people, the Umbrum? Can they use Crystal ponies remotely from the prison crystal like drones?
There's only one way they'll win the war.
卐
STANDING
SOMEBODY
WAKE
WHITE
>"No thanks, I'd rather be alone than be friends with you, monkey. No hard feelings?"
>>25592656
Yeah, I've been wandering for a while. It's cool.
>wanting to be friends with a petty cunt
nah, i'm good. enjoy that loneliness and despair though
>>25592666
>"Would you look at that, Satan is a pussy-whipped betaboy!"
>fandom music producer deletes or privatizes all their ponyshit
>tries to make regular music because they're high off their popularity
>fail miserably
what the fuck do these niggers think will happen
>>25591285
I haven't watched the show since season 2 a lot of the music still holds up. Went to look at some of the musicians pages and i was disappointed that they weren't still putting out music or removed there videos.
Is there any good music being made still?
>>25591609
Yeh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcT_3pe9NEg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOYc-VhFhDo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agSyh16DdWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6sru1npONU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkVitJQ82H4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn4yY6aHOkQ
So, in conclusion, do we like or hate the finale?
>>25590688
It was pretty good, but the ending was ruined by the limitations of a show made for young children.
>>25590688
>we
>>25590688
I loved it. One of the best episodes yet and I wouldn't even be mad if it was the series finale. They wrapped it up very well and reintroduced villains spanning the entire series.
Old thread: >>25518562
New GoogleDoc Pastebin Archive:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aoh8YH3I0q78czAnb9mt_4h5jUeCUbivFV5WhAh935U/edit?pli=1
Old CrazyRain's Stories' Archives:
http://pastebin.com/C82B4dea
http://pastebin.com/u/CrazyRain
Damnit, Jim, it's a cockring, not a marriage proposal.
>>25566560
SHIKAKA
>>25566594
There's no difference between the two/
Come one and all and help raise the quality of My Little Pony fanfiction! Featuring: Hoof puns
ITT: Critiques, recommendations, New Equestrian National Anthem, prewriting generic clop and plugging new character names into it so you can publish it while the episode is still airing, 'fillyfriend' is used instead of 'marefriend' just like you use 'girlfriend' instead of 'womanfriend', The continuing insanity of the AAG universe, Eldricht abominations with unsurmountable power who content themselves with making you forget where you left your keys, We're just one post away from becoming /int/, Voicefag died on the way back from Vegas, the relative speed at which porn based on new characters is created, disregard fanfiction writing in favour of worldbuilding, slow-moving, believable ship development, Cherry Berry has "grumpy" as her lone personality trait and that makes her more interesting than half of us, and Nurse Redheart went to Canterlot and bacame a family mare.
Tired of the same old 'Human goes to Equestria to fuck his underage waifu' formula? Burnt out after reading that Fallout crossover? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!
Introducing, the FiM-Fiction Starter Kit (list of winners): http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png
List of nominees by category: http://mlp-fanfics.herokuapp.com/
>Need a somewhat average writing prompt?: http://autismwhinnies.tumblr.com/
Riffs and Reviews:
http://pastebin.com/u/notkickass222urmom
Voiceguy's readings:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt68MpmvEketmqOdHncHI2w
>Prompt of the Week: Equality wins.
Do you want critique on your story? Post it on Google Docs with inline comments enabled.
Old thread: >>25501691
hoofaloo get
>>25563411
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
THE END IS NEAR
>>25563423
Chill out, buddy.
>Great. Another general. What is it?
You better believe it's another fuckin general.
This thread consists of everyone's favorite human Anon, the only problem is that he's now a cute, green little filly.
>What should I expect?
Fillies, shenanigans, and usually a bitchy Twilight.
>Pictures? Pastebins?
Find them here:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a4t08j9QfWYnKlivtEHxvvuxHddJy29JOPXuJeQijMY/
>I'm a writer!
Awesome! Just be sure to link your pastebin to the OP for Fauvra to add!
Old Mare Anon: >>25445214
>>25549842
>Still usin' the OP layout I left
Now I feel kinda bad for not writing, here...
>>25549875
>Now I feel kinda bad for not writing, here...
Is that a 'feel bad for not writing, here...' As in here you go have some writing I am currently doing at this very second?
Or just a, 'feel bad for not writing here...' with a mistaken comma thrown in and you just feel bad for not writing.
>>25549918
Option number two! It's hard to fucking see 4K things on a 15 inch screen, sometimes.
POMF=3 Edition
Come in here, all you /ss/, loli, MILF, and cougar lovers! Talk about or write about relationships between characters with a big age difference here.
BasedPastebinFucker's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/BasedPastebinFucker
Kid Anon and the Spa Ponies: http://pastebin.com/604wKseg
Right and Wrong (Anon x RD): http://pastebin.com/34vUjssQ
Blue and Orange on the Rainbow: http://pastebin.com/LTHRbaVn
Anon x Changelings: http://pastebin.com/JzKpr3yw
KidAnon and Babysitter Fluttershy: http://pastebin.com/LSXpUfUs
Anon x Ginger Snap (filly scout): http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24611358/#24621083
Anon x DT: http://pastebin.com/VX9AexTa
The Wonderful Misadventures of Scootaloo and Kid Anon: http://pastebin.com/zRVrGVPz
White Cream (Twilight Velver x Moondancer): http://pastebin.com/F13LxLWN
Spike x Rarity x Fluttershy Magic Dragon-cock Harem in previous thread (Get a pastebin or something!)
(I hope I haven't missed anyone, I'm sure people will remind me otherwise)
Previous Thread:
>>25405646
Also, let's not forget this screencapped green of Applejack x KidAnon
Ah, the smell of a new thread, it smells like endless amounts of bumping until people actually start posting.
>>25545603
Yeah, the smell of true shit. Wonderful, isn't it?
>Your school, Compass Rose University in Fillydelphia, has assembled a tank combat squadron as one of its sports teams for the very first time this semester.
>You are Tread Softly, or just Treads, cool-headed and perceptive mechanical engineer in-training.
>You and your childhood friend Little Star have signed up for tank battle. You have since been named the commander of the school's tank squadron after you won the first practice battle.
>Your team is yourself (commander), Little Star (driver), Kimono (gunner), Mountain Ash (loader), and Fountain Pen (radio operator). Your team is named Liberators and your tank, a Panzer III Ausf. J, is named Sturmwind
>You stopped a pickpocket and a local news reporter gave you her business card.
>You have agreed to a weekly Monday-evening meeting with your team to discuss Tanksport and make plans for upcoming weeks.
>Several ponies in the squadron have advised you that the squadron needs a strong leader to challenge the bad decisions of Quiet Halls (AKA Halsey), the professor assigned to manage the university's new tanksport squadron. His ignorance of the repair needs of old tanks caused the demonstration of the squadron's Panzer III to be a disaster and his attitude thus far has been largely short-sighed, disinterested, and obstructive. You have chosen to wait for the right moment to confront him.
>Presently, you have three out of twenty squadron members assigned to side-projects.
>When we last left our protagonist, she and Little Star were looking for tank ice cream and other tank-shaped memorabilia. They have just arrived at a machine shop in the industrial district of the city that specialises in spare parts for old Tanksport tanks and have been granted a tour, hoping they can obtain some souvenirs.
Archive: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/steel
Character List and side projects: http://pastebin.com/134pmyVE
Tank List: http://pastebin.com/ZAAKz8tj
>>25540189
>With the boss-pony, Electrum Ingot, having temporarily departed to look up blueprints of the Covenantor tank for you so you can get a baseline price on the parts you need to upgrade that tank's engine, his skittish underling Soldering Iron has taken over as tour guide.
>He cautiously leads you back into the main area of the machine shop where a worker is cutting a gear for some internal component of a tank or other on a lathe.
>"OK, so err, this is our main lathe," Solder exposits nervously. "We have a couple of smaller ones, but this is where we make most of our err, our finely machined gears and stuff. You'll find gears in lots of your tank's equipment, especially the err, the gearbox... as err, as its name suggests... eheheh!"
>He sweatdrops and seems really uncomfortable.
>"Any err... any questions?" he asks.
Response, commander?
>>25540189
>tank cyoa
>pic is not a tank
>>25540203
Looks like a tank to me.
