Pony hates you.
Pony will never love you.
Pony will not talk to you.
>>25625193
>You see that somebody else needs to be saved.
>rape
I have strength.
I can pin down.
I can penis.
Does this give you an equal amount of sunshine?
I hate her OP
>>25625082
It gives me an equal amount of nightmares
"Come on people, you know you don't have anything else going on in your lives"
>>25625042
This, obviously.
>>25625042
I don't want a shitty Reddit show with my ponies thanks
Can we agree this was the worst S5 episode?
>>25624966
MLP:FiM ended in MMC.
>>25624976
I mostly agree with this list, though I don't think the Discord episodes were that bad.
The map episodes were surprisingly weak, though.
The writers are going to pull a Shaymalan and have Applejacks parents appear in Season 6.
Screencap this.
>>25624692
do it yourself
>>25624692
If they appear it will be massive bullshit.
Specially after abandoning them
>>25624692
>two yellow ponies
>red foal
C U C K
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There's been time for the board as a whole to mull the newest finale over. What finale was /mlp/'s favorite?
http://strawpoll.me/6152893
Anyone who picks anything other than 4 is objectively wrong. I believe in you guys. Make the right choice.
>>25624522
>Objectively wrong
I hope somebody puts a rock in the middle of your urethra.
>>25624522
>There are going to be people that non-ironically vote Best Night Ever
>>25624544
>There are people who non ironically vote A Canterlot Wedding
>Glimmer threads are being actively deleted despite being no different than all the other shitposting threads that are allowed to live
What gives? Leave them or purge everything that is just shitposting.
>>25624288
>Glimmer threads are being actively deleted
They are?
>>25624288
We want equality! Leave Glimmer threads up!
>>25624322
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25623669/#q25623669
This thread was just deleted. It didn't get archived, it was deleted. And yet "Hi Anon!" threads stay up without being deleted.
So, which characters strike you as being the most submissive or dominant?
Being a dom myself, I find it quite easy to sniff out the subs... and the ones who strike me as such are Rainbow Dash, Celestia, Luna, Spoiled Rich and Coloratura.
But the most blatant sub is probably pic-related. Say what you will about her alpha bitch façade in the first film, and her occasional temper flares: she'd be a total doormat in the bedroom. Just look at that face.
>>25624252
your grandfather smelled of elderberries.
>as a Dom myself
Oh I bet.
>>25624252
>Being a dom myself
Dominating your waifu pillow in the dark of your basement doesn't count towards being a dom.
Sorry, Anon.
All i saw from that gay little "time travel" episode was a bunch of horses standing up and hitting each other in the feet (hooves). It was like watching nerds slapping each other. PATHETIC.
What kind of a WAR has no CASUALTIES?
KILL some damn horses already!!!
>>25623806
>What kind of a WAR has no CASUALTIES
your mom's war against the buffet line lmao
>>25623806
Pinkie Pie should die for being so goddamned annoying. Shoot her, burn her, stab her, just phucking kill that little whore
>>25623843
Goddamn, that was so lame it crippled a pony in Montana. That was so stupid it caused the Internet to retch. That was so amazingly dumb and painful to read a ten-year-old orphan in Syria just joined a rebel gang.
What will you expect in Season 6? What episodes do you wish for?
>>25623402
What do I want? An actual changeling episode.
What do I expect? Not that.
>>25623402
>No Applejack
>>25623411
>Applejack
Get your shitty OC out of here
>"Hi Anon!"
>"Twilight told me that you need friends and since I need friends too..."
>"Wanna be my friend, anon?"
y-you too
>>25623366
Y-you too...
>>25623366
Okay
What if Hasbro came out and told us all to go fuck ourselves for being a bunch of autists which eat their soulless executive toy commercial?
>>25623297
But Hasbro already did that by creating Magical Mystery Cure.
It's long part that point. Just look at the season finale. They're letting dhx give us what we supposedly want.
At this point, it wouldn't really be any more different from anyone else telling us to go fuck ourselves for being a bunch of autists which eat Hasbro's soulless executive toy commercial?
Oh shit! Your waifu has found your music player and is now listening to the last song you listened to.
>What's the song?
>What's her reaction?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDl3iUo__dY
I don't really know, probably feels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiq8Y9-kLcg
>"Anonymous, what'd the hoof say to the face?"
>'Wha-'
>"SLAP! WOOO!!!! That was coold blooded~"
>>25623020
>"Anon, why do I want to kill myself?"
![cute_girl_sunset_shimmer_by_riouku-d8jm070[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/3M5kjrt.jpg "cute girl sunset shimmer by riouku-d8jm070[1]")
>"All I want for Christmas is you, anon."
>>25622717
You mean my dick?
>>25622717
Please. We all know that you're going to dump me when you learn the inconvenient truth about me.
>>25622717
Well, this feeling isn't mutual. Not for an eqg "human".
>"Soldiers come by every now and then to rough the place up."
>Applejack sighs
>"It is not too bad... We give them some stashed away apple cider and one of them, usually their commander, have his little way with me. It keeps the shipment of canned apples more safe, I think. Even if it hurts every now and then."
>Applejack thoughts drift to the distant for a while
>"It is what we mares have to do to keep our soldiers fighting."
Is this a thing or...? Cause it sounds hot
>>25623539
Well sadly this happens often in real wars.
The soldiers take females when they want most of the time for quick relief.
During war there is no time for dating and courtesy.
>war time sexcapades during the pony vietnam
>soldiers make base in a changeling hive
>"Me no love love for free, G.I."
I didn't know I needed this.
