Momlestia thread?
Because nothing is more satisfying to Tia then tucking you under hr wing for a nap.
>no edition #
>not pastebin links
Well, you tried.
>>25638149
dear princess celestia
>>25638293
Fuck you
>>25638306
Your faithful student,
Anonymous
>>25638306
>"You know very well to use your 'please's and 'thank you's, young man."
>>25638149
Out of the way, best mom coming through with her baby
>>25638334
>"Lulu, you know he needs his helmet and prescription shoes."
>>25638372
Do you want him to grow up into an adult child or a man?
>>25638293
Today, OP was a giant faggot who couldn't find the previous thread.
Yours Truly, Anon.
>"Heheheh, yeah!"
>'Mom, please.'
>"TONIGHT!"
>Momlestia picks 7 suitors for Prince
>Who are they, and in what hilarious way does he shoot them down if at all
>>25638495
>"Anonymous, sweetheart, would you please come in here for a moment?"
>Prince Anonymous I pauses Bonestorm
>'Mom, please, I don't CARE what color curtains you use for the throne ro-..'
>The palace's foyer looks like a police line-up of hot mares, some you recognize and others you don't
>"Thank you, sunshine, and it's good to know you're leaning towards the eggshell instead of the beige for our new curtains~."
>'W-whats going on, mom?'
>"Anonymous." She says with a sigh
>"I'd like to get grandfoals before I hit the ol' 100 century mark. I have assembled mares you've held previous relations with, as well as those you may be interested in pursuing relations with."
>"Miss me, birthday boy?" Trixie coos
>"*ahem* Pardon, miss, but I must politely ask that you FUCKING STOP THAT AT ONCE."
>WHY DID MOM INCLUDE CRAZY CHELLER HORSE IN THIS
>You give the usual suspects the once over, it's not all bad
>Walking down the line you meet their nervous smiles with your own
>This might not be so bad
>'Alright, mom. You got me. If getting to 'know' all these mares is the pill I have to swallow, so be it.'
>Prince Anonymous wears a triumphant grin as his would be suitors file out, some winking
>'WELP'..better get on my kegels..'
>"Y-you forgot about me, Anonymous! Your mom said I could participate, too!"
>NO
>NO THERES NO WAY
>"..Oh god, PLEASE, PLEEAASE, PLEASE be the other annoying purple retard."
>
>>25638629
Prince Anon hating on Twilight was the greatest thing to be born in these threads, I love it.
pity bump
So should we let this thread die and make a new one with an edition # and links or make the most of this one and make it this month's thread?
>>25638629
>but I must politely ask that you FUCKING STOP THAT AT ONCE.
Many a kek were had.
>>25638888
Can't argue with that opinion,or those digits.
