SEASON SIX STARTS TOMORROW (MARCH 26) AT 8 AM PDT/11 AM EDT/3 PM GMT/UTC!
THAT'S IN SLIGHTLY LESS THAN THREE AND A HALF HOURS!
Friends Forever #26 (Shining Armor/Prince Blueblood) is still storytimed here!
>>26790683
Princess Celestia and the Summer of Royal Waves is still storytimed here!
>>26830277
The Crystal Empire - city out of time, home to a newer princess. All sorts of modern publications about it must be in the works in Equestria, if they're not already available. There's a lot to be gleaned from the place and its populace, and plenty to talk about. Twilight might have been more interested then most, considering the circumstances and who the new ponies overseeing the place are. And she might visit them somewhat often, even, but circumstances have been such that her focus is largely elsewhere. Sort of a shame, but that just goes to show there's always more to learn.
She'd love to read all about when she's got the time!
>>26865100
Previous thread.
>filly
>>26869410
>8 am
>less than 3 and a half hours
>"tomorrow"
are you high?
>>26869410
It starts today you stink nigger
SEASON SIX STARTS TOMORROW (MARCH 26) AT 8 AM PDT/11 AM EDT/3 PM GMT/UTC!
THAT'S IN SLIGHTLY LESS THAN 14 HOURS!
Friends Forever #26 (Shining Armor/Prince Blueblood) is still storytimed here!
>>26790683
Princess Celestia and the Summer of Royal Waves is still storytimed here!
>>26830277
The various orchards and farms across the country must be as bustling as they can be before harvest rolls around. It's part of keeping Equestria well-fed, after all. Are there many regional specialties, or is it more like family specialities? Ponyville's not the only apple producing town, though zap apples are special, but there's not much focus on other orange or cherry industries. It might be a bit beyond the scope of the stories, though, and Miss Jubilee would certainly pride Dodge Junction's Cherry Hill Ranch above the rest anyhow!It'd still be interesting to see where Aunt and Uncle Oranges' fortunes are made.
>>26859552
Previous thread.
>filly
>>26865100
>filly
>filly
Mods, get it through your thick heads that Ghost is core /mlp/ culture. End of discussion.
Show starts in 30 minutes, guise.
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ghost/2016/03/25/true-capitalist-radio-hosted-by-ghost--episode-227
MONEY
>>26861668
SUCCESS
>>26861673
FAME
The thread where the mares rule with an iron hoof, firmly yet gently, for that is the natural order of life in Equestria.
Previous thread: >>26838200
GoogleDoc Pastebin Archive:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aoh8YH3I0q78czAnb9mt_4h5jUeCUbivFV5WhAh935U/edit?pli=1
Old CrazyRain's Stories' Archives:
http://pastebin.com/C82B4dea
Mare asks what's for dinner tonight.
>>26860329
>mfw it's new thread time and the oppic isn't dongring
Forceful mares, one of the better oppics this thread has.
I wish BGF did another cool one, belching horse is great
Mares would be so much fun to tease.
Lazy emergency edition
SEASON SIX STARTS MARCH 26 AT 8 AM PDT/11 AM EDT/3 PM GMT/UTC!
Friends Forever #26 (Shining Armor/Prince Blueblood) is still storytimed here!
>>26790683
Princess Celestia and the Summer of Royal Waves is still storytimed here!
>>26830277
Previous thread
>>26853844
>colt
>filly
>filly
Not Pone Enough Edition
ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
>Shitpost
List of stories: https://www.anonpone.com/
Read this advice first:
https://www.anonpone.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice
>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151810
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151833
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/5151994
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/5207921
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/5498136
Remember: You might be losing your touch
Last thread: >>26842390
First for happy endings.
>>26854379
Especially massages.
>Previously idk
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26817866/#q26817866
>This is the superhero thread, mainly starring Sunset Shimmer as the Amazing Spider-Woman.
Feel free to post any green, art, or other mlp related superhero stuff here.
http://youtu.be/h2ASUOtvHBU
Ayy xdddddddddddddddddddd
Your thread sucks
And thus the wait for green begins.
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Welcome to the Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.
Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/u/FingerbangingMLP
Fimfiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/204505/human-eqg-fingerbang
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Thread Resources (Best Stories of 2014 & 2013, Thread Archive and more): http://derpy.me/b783H
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>FAQ
>How did this Humanized thread get started? What happened to Fingerbang?
The Humanized thread was created when the various humanized threads (including Fingerbang) on /mlp/ decided to merge. The rest is history.
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New thread smell
I feel like I should do things on this thread.
Like, actually write.
>>26806712
A BULLSHIT
"H-hey Anon, i wondering if... Maybe you'd want to go to prom with me?"
>>26804698
I didn't even go to my own prom why would I go to yours?
didn't we already have a thread like this just now?
>>26804698
I'm 21, Dash. Even if I didn't have the beard, I wouldn't pass as an appropriate age to go to your dance
Come one and all to the writing thread and help marginally raise the quality of My Little Pony fanfiction!
ITT: butthurt, replying to obvious bait, use of magic, we're definitely not /lit/, Voicefag's ruskie readings, who doesn't have an impregnation fetish?, people finally updating their fics, "What's the deal with Bleedin's writing?", a sorrowful tale of despair and erections, okay maybe we're juuust a little bit like /lit/ but only a little, they're still worse, learning about mammalian menstruation, Cloudchaser and Stormwalker, daily updating stories that slowly chip away your sanity, eating yogurt without hooves, unironically eating babies, we're nearing two years on the horsewords ride, and holy shit you guys, Bleedin wrote an ok fic.
Tired of the same old 'Human goes to Equestria to fuck his herd of underage horse pussy' formula? Burnt out after reading Regidar's latest polished turd? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average:
>Introducing, the FiM-Fiction Starter Kit (list of winners):
http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png
List of nominees by category:
>http://mlp-fanfics.herokuapp.com/
>Riffs & Reviews:
http://pastebin.com/u/notkickass222urmom
>Voiceguy's readings:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt68MpmvEketmqOdHncHI2w
New to fanfiction? Read this:
>http://eznguide.neocities.org/
Need a somewhat average writing prompt?:
>http://autismwhinnies.tumblr.com/
Do you want critique on your story? Post it on Google Docs with inline comments enabled.
Old thread: >>26691358
Futaloo get.
>>26777560
Should've waited for >>26777777
>>26777523
>eating yogurt without hooves
I'm sorry what
Old Thread:
>>26588709
This started as a one shot response to a prompt thread, now we're at 40,000 words.
Original prompt:
>"Captain Anon. Would you like to accompany me to the war room?"
Pastebins:
Prologue: http://pastebin.com/cdi26t7W
Act I (current): http://pastebin.com/f0SDaDcx
>>26721240
>It must have been at least ten hours later when you work up.
>You were sitting rather uncomfortably in a chair.
>Still armored and with the book in your hooves.
>You rise from the seat and start to stretch your legs and wings.
>After putting the book back, you left the library.
>You know what you have to do.
>But, first you need to stop by the camp.
>As you fly over to the tents, it looks like the Major had already started to have your men assist in last minute fortifications.
>You heard from some of the soldiers that the Major is overseeing the fortification personally.
>And most of the Old Guard is still in the camp.
>Good.
>You head over to where the pegasi are at.
>They stand to attention as you approach.
“Alright, I need the twelve best fighters among you to come with me.”
>There’s a bit of discussion, but soon twelve pegasi step forward.
“If anything goes wrong, our only option will be to fly away. If I give the order, then retreat.”
>They nod in acknowledgement.
>Now you just need two things.
>After assembling one of them and searching trash bins for the other, you stood on the eastern bridge.
>Before you lay no man’s land.
>On the far end you can see minotaurs resting on barricades.
>As you and your men flew beyond your own fortifications, you heard confused questions from the ponies manning them.
>You landed in no man’s land, and started walking towards the enemy.
>Here goes nothing.
>>26729051
>As you approach, you wave the red flag that you made. For the minotaurs it signifies that you’re not here for open battle.
>They lower their weapons when you near them.
>And clear a path to their leaders command tent.
>You pass through the camp, and the entire way armed enemies tower over you.
>But you do your best not to appear intimidated.
>If things go south, then you’ll have barely a second to fly out of reach before they attack.
>In front of a large and ornate tent you see what looks like their general sitting in front of it.
>As he stands, he looks to be at least a foot taller than any of the others.
>A huge albino bull, clad in heavy steel armor and wielding a large warhammer- the head almost as large as your entire body.
>He begins laughing as you approach.
>”Here with terms of surrender tiny one? I, General White Rage, will accept it.”
>Courage Flurry.
>You spit on the ground beneath his feet, and levitate the bucket you brought over to his tent.
>Then you fling its contents at it, showering the tent with rotting fish.
“On the contrary, like Bronze Star almost two millennia ago, as leader of the opposing army I demand trial by combat to decide the fate of the war.”
>”HAHAHAHAHA!”
>The army around you starts joining in on his laugh.
>”Ha, you think that arcane customs from countless generations ago still apply? I haven’t laughed that much for a long time pony, thank you.”
>This is bad, you think as the crowd continues to laugh.
>”ENOUGH!” You hear a single voice form the crowd yell.
>An elderly looking minotaur comes forward leaning on a cane, is beard almost scraping the ground as he walks.
>He then whacks the general in the head with it.
>The entire crowd is silent at this point.
>>26729059
>”Fool, how dare you dishonor your ancestors! That rite was never overturned, just never put into practice for two thousand years. She has spat on your ground, and assaulted your tent with rotting fish carcasses. It is your duty as war leader to oblige, or else you will face the wrath of the gods in this life and the next.”
>”It can’t possibly still be in our laws. Check.”
>The old one hobbles over to a tent, and retrieves a huge book bound with iron rings.
>He opens it and starts reading.
>”Come here boy.”
>The general approaches and starts looking at what the other is pointing at.
>A look of shock is seen on his face.
>The general falls to his knee.
>”Forgive me sage, I will oblige the rite.”
>He rises and turns to you.
>”Single combat, leader to leader, for the fate of the war.”
>He hefts his enormous hammer over his shoulder.
>You really didn’t think this part through.
>You don’t even have a weapon.
>”Clear a space for an arena!”
>As the minotaurs shuffle to oblige the order, you turn to your men and whisper.
“What do I do?”
>They look visibly nervous at your question.
“Come on ponies, I need help here!”
>”There’s not much we can do in a just a few moments.” One speaks up.
>”Yeah, were do we start?” Another asks the others.
>”Stick ‘em with the pointy end. “ A third says as he offers you a spear.
>You grab it with magic and deadpan back to him.
“You don’t say.”
>You hear the general’s voice boom over to you.
>”This way pony, our space has been cleared.”
>He leads you past a few tents, to where a large circular area is waiting for you.
>It must be a hundred feet in diameter.
>A few weapon racks line the circumference of the arena.
>You take your place in it as the general heads to the other side.
>You really didn’t think this through.
>"Tier, pargon, pargon, aretak, pargon, pargon, Anoyoth, pargon, santak, pargon"
>It has to work this time!
>The magic rises from the circle of runes and a portal opens in the center of your floor.
Yes! YES!
>Green light bathes your home as a misshapen creature is forced from its home dimension.
>You hear the snapping and refitting of bones as it takes a shape more pleasing for the local dwellers of this realm.
>Screams reverberate off the walls as it endures its grizzly transformation.
>When the runes finish their sick work they dissipate leaving no trace of their presence other than their unwilling passenger.
>It takes gasping breaths and looks around taking in its new surroundings.
>"What the everliving fuck?"
Anoyoth! By the runes of the Tome, you are mine!
>"Fuck you horse. Wait, what the fuck did you do to my voice?!"
Now for your first orders, minion!
>The being snaps to attention, still unaware as to why you would reach into the depths to rip it screaming to your world.
>"How in the world are you controlling me?"
Cuddle me until the sun's zenith!
>"...ok"
Previous Thread: >>26560148
Pastebins:
NotTheOriginal - http://pastebin.com/BLH9fRXY
Never - http://pastebin.com/PngTMrCJ
Leiffer - http://pastebin.com/u/Leiffer
Captain Conundrum - http://pastebin.com/Eu8XrdcL
Edgy demon story - http://pastebin.com/UfpZnyfz
AngryWino - http://pastebin.com/u/AngryWino
Summoner Trixie story - http://pastebin.com/Yteybzpn
>>26680595
So...is anybody actually joining this thread?
>>26680595
that's a really cute demon horse
This is the fourth thread, not the third.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB-7Y5eDfXk
>The rain, pelting you in the already chill blustery night.
>The ebony curtain, an echo chamber to whatever loneliness you already have inside.
>Not to mention the cold always makes you wish you had someone warm to hold.
>Rain to you has always seemed like god's divine trial, as if God were saying, "Let's see how you handle this."
>But it's never bothered you all that much.
>Suddenly, a shrill sound pierces the night.
>The sound of weeping echoing through a nearby alley.
>You stop noting that the sound is indeed the sound of crying.
>Grimacing you prepare yourself as curiosity persuades you you peer down the alley.
>The yellow street lamp paining the dark scene with a golden hue.
>A girl sits wearing a hoodie, haunched over and slumped up against the wall, sitting and crying in the rain.
>Immediately your mind assumes the worst.
>You carefully look around seeing that she's alone.
>As much as you'd rather not get involved, the somber tone of her sobs tugs at something near primal as you approach.
>Splashing through the puddles along the way.
>You walk over to her looking down.
>She notices you looking up.
>Her eyes pink with crying.
>You're unsure of what to do..
"Do you.. Need some help?"
>"I-it's cold.."
>You notice, a black eye on her.
>The thunder rolls as if to heighten the tension of the moment.
>In her eyes you see her vulnerability.
>A puppy dog expression that could soften the heart of a demon.
"Do you, want to stay with me for the night?"
>>26827287
>No sooner do the words escape your lips do you realize what you've said.
>You've offered a young stranger your home..
>"C-can I?"
>Her raspy voice, soaked in the pitch of desperation.
>Her words so soft and innocent play upon your heartstrings like a skilled harpist.
"Yeah, come on."
>You offer her your hand.
>She reaches up and takes it.
>You note how small it is, and how cold and clammy it feels.
>The feel of it makes you take it and give it a firm grasp, just to try and warm it up.
>Quickly you remove your coat and drape it over her.
>Her stunned expression in near awe at your gesture.
>She looks away saying,
>"T-thanks, it's.. So warm.."
"Come on, let's get you out of the rain, I'm Anon by the way."
>"I'm Scootaloo, nice to meet you."
>She walks holding your hand.
>She can't be older than 14..
>What the hell are you doing?
>You have so many questions for her, and yet, you'll save them till after you get her home.
>It's not like you have anything to gain here..
>It just.. Seems like the right thing to do.
>>26827295
>You wrestle slightly with the keys as you find the right one.
>Sinking it into the keyhole you unlock your front door.
>A weary Scootaloo slowly walks in and looks around like a small child in a museum.
>"N-nice place."
"Nah, I just keep it clean."
>You say flicking on the light.
>Suddenly you hear her stomach grumble loudly.
>She turns away flipping up her hood and hiding her face.
>You try not to laugh.
>"Do you uh, want some food?"
>The embarrassment in her voice as she says,
>"Yes please.."
>You hurry into the kitchen flipping on the light as you yank a frozen pizza from the fridge.
>Not the finest cuisine, but you can't help but feel that the urgency calls for it.
>You pull it out ripping open the box and yanking off the plastic.
>Before throwing it into the oven you sprinkle it with cheese and bits of leftover sausage from the fridge.
>Scootaloo is sitting on your couch.
>She has the coat pulled over her shivering like an addict.
>Her entire body is soaked from the rain.
"Hang tight, I'll uh.."
>You run into the bathroom grabbing some towels.
>You walk in front of her.
"I don't have one of those space heaters, but hopefully.."
>You hand her one of the towels.
>She tries to dry herself off.
>It'll probably take some time..
>You can imagine she doesn't have any extra clothes.
>Probably ran from an abusive home.
"Are you, enrolled in school here?"
>>26827306
>"I.. I skipped town, left where I was at.. Please, don't call the police.."
"Where are your parents, or family?"
>"Please.. I don't have any, I've never known who my family was. I was just staying with some people and.."
>Her hand reaches to her black eye, which upon touching it she winces in pain.
"I-i.. Understand, I'll go get some ice."
>You grab an icepack from the fridge returning and handing it to her.
>Her stomach growls again.
"So uh.. Do you have anywhere you can go or.."
>She doesn't respond as she's wrapped in the towel with a doleful expression, holding the icepack to her eye.
>"I-i can be gone by morning, if that's what you want.."
"I just wanted to know if you had anyone else you could go to-"
>"I don't ok!?"
"Easy, look, I.. You don't.."
>Her eye looks to you with some curiosity.
>You sigh grimacing a bit,
"I'll let you stay, but.. As soon as your eye heals, I'm going to enroll you in school around here ok? What grade are you in?"
>"7th. A-are you really letting me-"
"I don't have time to look after you full time, but.."
>You sigh again..
"I guess for now it's ok."
>She jumps up and wraps her arms around you.
"Hey-"
>She looks at you with tear filled eyes as her little hands grip you.
>You embrace her.
>Her face now buried in your shoulder.
>Suddenly beeps from the oven.
"Ah, the pizza!"
>Scootaloo laughs letting go as she wipes a tear from her eye.
>You don't know if you've made the right choice..
>But you do know, you've made the life of a sad little girl so much happier.
>And that itself, is more than enough to risk whatever storm comes your way.
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