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A HORSE, A HORSE! MY KINGDOM FOR A HORSE!
>>26900140
That there is some creative shitposting. +1
>>26900220
>+1
That there is some uncreative shitposting
>>26900140
The first horsefucker...
It's 2016. Why are some people still so bronyphobic/zoophobic?
>>26900022
Who cares, fap to ponies
>>26900027
/thread
>>26900022
>current year
>>26900000
>>26989999
What do you think young you would do of you told them about your mlp consumption?
I'm pretty sure 14 year old me would kill himself if he knew he'd be living for cartoon horses in a few short years
I remember playing with an old MLP toy way back when I was 3, so maybe it was fate.
>>26899488
>young you
The show made it's debut in 2010 when I was 26. I'm pretty sure if I went back in time and told 26yr old me all this he'dbelieve me .
>>26899501
>30's
>browses mlp
I want to be like that when Im that old, I really hope the ride never ends
>I don't want to fuck equal pone
>But i want equal pone to fuck and be happy with nerd pone
What kind of degenerate felling is this?
>>26898673
Congratulations, you are a literal cuckold.
>>26898673
/pol/ syndrome
>>26898673
it's called being a shipfag
Do you think CP ever "pranked" CHS by putting a Chance the Stallion hoersdildo on the statue? More importantly,was it Scilight's?
>>26897992
No, but they probably gangbanged Rainbow and uploaded her cum-soaked face onto social media
That's why she hates them so much
>>26898009
Wait, so which Crystal Prep students have futa cocks?
>>26897992
Reminder:
Horses are not mature beings.
They do not do the sexual, they have little to no advanced forms emotions. They do not own or produce dildos, or know about sex of any kind.
Monkey horses are not humans. Monkey world is not Earth. Monkey ponies are as adolescent and naive as normal ponies. The assumption that they are anything more than the clueless, bumbling, no common sense having children they are constantly portrayed as is fanon.
This is the way things are, and the way they should be....
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Daily reminder that Pinkie Pie literally threw a baby
>>26897118
The lelsorandum xDD autist acted like a lelsorandum xDD autist.
Who knew.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkcNLtn2gtk
That literally made no sense
Earlier in the episode Flurry was poking Ponk in the eye with her hoof and she didn't react at all
Not to mention that she's a trained foalsitter
Fuck Haber
Will the dazzlings return in a future Equestria Girls movie? I know they are pretty popular with degenerates that love to sexualize them because they were designed to be a little more erotic, but are they popular with teenage girls too?
I guess it would be easier for them to come back since Twilight said they were normal girls now, so it's a possibility. Maybe a small cameo?
Nah.
No.
>>26896948
>>26896961
>>26896986
So are dazzlingfags on suicide watch now?
>"Why Anon, you barely touched your Brussels sprouts. You really should eat your greens or you won't get your dessert tonight."
"Don't you dare patronize me Celestia! I used to be the most powerful ruler of Equestria but then you had to turn me into this..... this.... toddler version of myself! Once I regain my form I will destroy- is that cake?"
>"Made from the best chocolates of all Equestria. We were going to let you have some with two scoops of your favorite ice cream... but you...
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>>26896707
No, fuck off, no /mom/ yet.
>>26896707
This prompt is almost as bad as your fetish
Remember, down the road, not across the street
>>26896707
To be honest, the only way I can eat Brussels sprouts is if they are marinated in balsamic vinegar and grilled on a BBQ Wok. Otherwise the scent and taste of sulphur is too strong for me to eat it.
I would honestly skip desert anyways, not a fan of cake anyways
Hi I'm /ck/ as fuck
Guys It's driving me fucking nuts, who is this character? I've seen her before and google is not helping me find this out alone.
Vid, time stamp, and picture all in one
>>26896655
Raggy, drawn by Disastral. Derpibooru it.
>>26896655
>6655
Two pair? Nice.
Raggie the Hagwarder
>>26896661
>>26896667
These
she got sidekicks, too
also, a whole new comic series is on the works
How does this one pony birth 37 foals?
>>26895404
She's a bitch.
>>26895404
>Implying those 37 children aren't apples
>>26895404
Well not all at once stupid
>"What was that Anon? Who is the best princess in all of Equestria? Oh! Princess Celestia? It looks like we might have to 'fix' you as punishment~"
>>26893759
This is a dumb thread. Obviously luna/Nightmare Moon is best princes so why would anon ever say Celestia?
>>26893802
he's clearly a masochist that likes the punishment
>>26893759
>>26893802
Celestia might be best princess, but Nightmare Moon is obviously a queen.
I don't really give a shit about there being another alicorn, but can we just talk about how ugly and creepy this baby looks? Why didn't they just stick with the foal models used for Pumpkin and Pound cake?
Lol dumbass
>>26893331
>>26893358
Because the Cake babies weren't created to be sold by themselves. Being that small and using those eyes would have been a death sentence in the toy aisle.
>>26893358
I agree completely. My first thought when I saw this little bitch was 'fuck me, is that a foal? I thought I was looking at a pink blob with humongously oversized wings'. You cant even see her hooves unless u look closely. What has hasjew done to this poor pone...
![KB3hDkb[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YLniUB2.png "KB3hDkb[1].png")
Still no signs of this guy. . . I wonder what he's up to. . . .
>>26892837
>>>/ponychan/
>>>/eqd/
>>>/b/
He's writing greentext stories on this board.
>>26892849
I meant in season 6. None of the future episodes we know about seem to have him.
Maybe he broke their budget for special effects last season so they're dialing it back. idk.
Anyone care for a game?
http://www.cardsagainstequestria.com/game/join/600
>>26892027
Password is Tiwlot
GET IN HERE YOU HORSEFUCKERS
literal autist host with worst pone waifu
ThisGlike meme is getting out of hand. Why couldn't Spike keep his cancer to rarifags?
>>26890941
>Lets Get Riiiighhtt into the friendship
>>26890941
Don't worry anon he's not going to steal your waifu
>>26890941
Spikefags exist because people act like he's terrible when he is far from being terrible.
OR
Spikefags exist because the hipster/anti-mainstream ideals that spawned the brony fandom spawned inside of the brony fandom.
They want to feel hipster for liking the token male in a little girls show, even though he's kind of been a badass always.
