>The birth of an alicorn is something Equestria has never seen, it is beyond even our understanding.
where were you when gods fell from the sky?
>>26901404
>where were you when gods fell from the sky?
watching the season 2 finale. you know, the perfect season with no flaws? the one that makes the entire series look like complete shit by comparison?
ya that one. ^:)
>>26901404
>where were you when gods fell from the sky?
Well, if you're desperate, you could use the excuse that Luna and Celestia were born from primordial chaos or some other source, and not simply two ponies gettin' it on.
did anyone ever assume that they were born as unicorns though? even after twilights ascension the thought never crossed my mind. Teenage Cadence had the wings already, what the fuck did a teenage girl do that would turn her into the alicorn of love?
Are there any good writefags left in this board?
>>26900752
no they ruined the board with their shitty fanfictions, got a following and then flew away to other pastures leaving behind a bunch of wanking zombies called neo-/mlp/
>>26900762
So how can they ruin the board if they were good writers.
No
They died after OP asked such a faggoty question
In Season Again edition.
Here's a link to my Pone Wallpaper collection:
http://pastebin.com/SbBMnR3e
There's a load in there and I should be updating it with some more pretty soon
>>26900019
Share your fresh, dank papes
>>26900031
It returns (again)
suppy's Martial ArtsAnon - http://pastebin.com/E5eYC9Xq
ZimZam's Revenge is Sweet - http://pastebin.com/08vZWsnR
(I can't find GSW's paste)
Original prompt:
>"Haha, you faggot can't even stand a hit from a girl! What you gonna do now, fuckboy? Cry?! Fucking nerd!"
Prompt #2
>"Hey, Anon! You should join the martial arts club! You know, /she's/ in it too!"
The thread rises once more once more, my brothers.
>>26898821
so I'm back on the green grind after doing a shit ton of work for another thread under a different trip, and I really want to finish this story (Martial ArtsAnon and Flutters).
I'm going to make Rainbow a likeable character in spite of her historical cuntishness. Or at least I'll try.
I'm sure you anons have scattered to the wind, but if any of you return, it's good to see you again! As for the future of this story, things are looking up. However, I am always considering migrating to fingerbang (even though it might drive some of you off) if it turns out that having a thread essentially dedicated to one green is untenable.
Keep in mind that is something I do not want to do, however!
Last update
"You're right. I'm sorry."
>Easily the first time you can remember actually feeling guilty over messing with someone like that
>"But it wasn't that bad!" the dick in the back of your head replies
>Hey, if it makes Fluttershy feel bad, it's no good.
>You rub her hand.
"Honest. Won't happen again."
>Her concern and embarrassment start to fade away, replaced by the pep and contentment you love to see
>Her eyes dart to the left and right conspiratorially
>When she's confident nobody is looking, she shoots forward and returns the kiss
>She seems amused and pleased with herself, even when she hides her face in the neck of her sweatshirt
>At least she has a sense of humor about it!
>She pulls a scratched-up tupperware out of her backpack and places it on the table
>Inside is a colorful variety of fruits and veggies
>She digs into the salad with a plastic fork and restrained excitement
>You recall last night
"Do you know a girl named AJ? Applejock or something?"
>'Uhuh! AJ's o-one of my best friends!"
"Cowgirl?"
>She nods
>Shit
"It's... you and her and Rainbow and three other girls, right?"
>She points at you with her fork laden with dressing and lettuce
>"Four. Twilight, Rarity, Pinkie, and Sunset."
>Sunset... Sunset...
"Oh yeah, baconhair! She hangs out with you guys now, right?"
>She snorts and drops her fork, desperate to cover her amusement, to no avail
>Like every one of her mannerisms, it's pretty damn cute
>"I-I'm sorry Anon... It's just that we call her b-baconhair too!"
>"She's right."
>There she is. 'Baconhair' in the flesh, leather jacket and all
>With four other girls, of course
>Cool! Fluttershy's friends!
>...
>Shit. Fluttershy's friends!
>And the cowgirl doesn't seem to happy
And I'll post what I've just written right before I head off to sleep, and then I'll hop back on most likely right after my classes + lifting tomorrow and before I head off to the fire department for the evening's training.
Feels good to be back, fellows! To thread comfy.
Also pls more writefags :9
Rarity and Food
>>26898087
why does the mare look at the food
food is for eating not looking at
you sillly horse
>>26898087
Rare food
>>26898087
Havent watched the new episode. How bad is it?
It'salright.
>>26897854
ur waifu literally gets fugged by both a NEET and a little kid
>>26897854
It's sort of mediocre and boring, and the baby sucked. It might be the worst 2-parter, or tied with Sombra's.
Suri thread, m'kay
no thanks, would rather coco thread
>>26897396
I like Suri. She's a cute mare. Wish I had more images of her
>>26897433
Suri is hotter than Coco
Random anon drawfag bored and doing a spur-of-the-moment CYOA because why not. Completely unplanned, flying by the seat of my pants here. First action (that makes sense) continues the story.
___________________
You are Fluttershy. Your friends are dicks and have stolen all the eggs from your shed for Horse Easter and the chickens are freaking the fuck out. You know every single one of them is behind this, probably with Discord's help no less.
Not like you had anything better to do today, besides literally anything else. Where will you start looking?
>>26897091
Confirm it with Applejack. She won't lie, right?
>>26897091
Rainbow Dash's. She's the dumbest.
>>26897091
Applejack's. She's least likely to be able to elude us in our egg inquiries.
Tons of anons always come up with different ideas of what would happen when they finally make it to the land of horses, Equestria, and wat do when there. But after thinking about it for so long, I realized something big of note here:
If one ended up stuck in horseland (assuming the pones don't freak out and assume you're their typical Monster of the Week to murder until ded or send back innawoods), you wouldn't have a home to go to. You're waifu pone won't know who you are at all, and you'll likely be stuck with no dosh at all because your dosh ain't worth shit in horseland besides being gud munchies to them. Because yes, horses are stupid like that.
As such, you'd need to figure out how to survive in this pone world. That means making bits, getting your ass a home and other shit an anon needs to not die from hunger, dehydration or your own stupidity, and also trying to make your new life work with these pones. All whilst trying to deal with shit like monsters that could murder your ass ded easily every week, villains that want to take over or destroy shit, natural disasters, and fug knows whatever else as you go about life every day.
When you legit ponder about it, do you think you can truly handle or even survive such a pone world, or would even wish to leave your own world and life behind for such? And if so, how would you ensure your dumb anon ass doesn't end up ded, the laughing stock of town or worse?
>>26897054
That's a tough one. While we've all got the stigma of being shut-in autists, I'd like to think some of us would be halfway competent at taking care of ourselves.
>>26897054
My plan would be to hit up Fluttershy's and pretend to be a wild animal of the forest. She's pretty comfortable around all kinds of animals that aren't dragons or timberwolves
>>26897116
You forget, as many episodes of the show have taught us, one thing of note:
Ponies are massive dicks a lot of the time. And end up acting like it's the end of the world over just a mare of a different species. I doubt it'd be as simple as saying "I'm a hooman, pls gib shelter huehuehue" to them.
What sort of changes are you going to push to have made to our team roster this year?
BaconHair gets the boot. Cunt fumbled and flubbed every ball that was thrown at her last cup.
RazzleDazzle stronk.
>>26896619
>roster
>>26896651
So you would want Razzle Dazzle moved up to the startling lineup and bacon hair moved to the bench or sacked?
Thread for all anons wanting to draw, whether they be beginners or not.
Feel free to share your progress, draw your favorite pony, draw your waifus, talk about drawing and waifus all you want. Thread is for talking about your art and helping others
Art help always appropriate and appreciated! Redliners or guides welcome. Please be able to take some sort of criticism when it comes to your art.
This thread is for artists that want to get better with anatomy, coloring, what have you.
I'd love to see other people's progress with art!
>>26895792
How good is this drawing
>>26895822
Amazing. A true masterpiece.
>>26895862
Maybe I should draw this next
Can Rainbow Dash be girly?
We had a few threads about this in the past I think.
It's already canon that she's actually very sensitive and girly when not in tomboy mode
>>26894614
Canon how?
>got to flutter butters house
>see this
>wat do
15 bits on yes
>>26894435
50 on no.
Another 50 on OP for yes.
>tie another noose
>double suicide
Let's play a game, /mlp/! Now with twice the QM IP's!
If you don't know what's happening, catch up here:
>https://www.anonpone.com/threshold/
>>26894433
Dandy, your bird friend likes a relatively esoteric form of diode primarily used in voltage regulators and surge protectors. Just FYI.
Inept said that after our current crisis is resolved, Dandy might get a day off.
What should we do with it?
>>26894556
I vote talking to Pinkie and maybe getting some advice on how to live a normal life while unwalled.
CONFIRMED
TRIXIE IS A TRUE TRANSEXUAL!
>>26893490
She really has been drinking after the premiere
>>26893490
Nah it's Steven Magnet.
>>26893490
>>26893522
Either that or pic related
