Episode 3 preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr6-YNVKcTQ
hey
>>26938533
They're everywhere.
>>26938546
>There are people on this board that don't have a pony waifu
>There are people on this board who changes waifu on a daily basis
>there are posts in this thread that aren't dubs, trips or quads
>can rotate the whole planet and move the Moon around
>can't do shit with snow clouds
>>26937418
It's called the Worf Effect.
A character who is said to be strong is shown failing to demonstrate that the enemy or problem is very powerful.
The Worf Effect comes into play when the character is shown failing so much more than they succeed that the viewer begins to question if they were ever strong at all.
>>26937418
>thinking they rotate the planet
>not thinking it's medieval geocentrism
>not realizing that the moon, stars, and sun are just projections on a sphere surroung the planet
What are ya, some kinda pleb?
>>26937760
Because why not.
>“Potions gone wrong"
>Be Princess of friendship Twilight Sparkle
>You and your student Starlight Glimmer are having a try on potion making
>Nothing fancy. Just making crops grow under any weather
>You would have brought Zecora but you are confident on the skills of both of you.
>Also that damn zebra still lives in the hood
>Sadly your potion failed, miserably. The castle is now full with a pink fume from the explosion the elixir made
>Be Princess Twilight Sparkle, Double Alicorn
>Those fumes gave you an extra pair of wings. Double princess now?
>Fancy, but better check in with Zecora.
“Are you sure you feel fine Startlight? Nothing strange or weird feeling"
>“No, I'm totally fine. You should stop worrying for me and get yourself fix"
“Good. Keep the doors and windows close. We don't know is this weird smoke is the cause of it."
>You teleport to Zecora front house
>“Am I being prank? Because this princess looks too dank"
>Be Starlight Glimmer
>Also be unexpectedly on heat Starlight Glimmer
“D-Damn you potion"
>Be Starlight Glimmer
>Have an artificially induce heat period
>Great
>You trot around the room the doors and windows to prevent the pink smoke to cover the entire castle
>You also feel a warm sensation growing in your loins by the minute
>Also its itchy back there.
>As you finish locking up the place you sit down on your pillow and try to think for a solution
>Well you would have started to think on one if it wasnt for the sudden wave of sensation that you felt when sitting down
"mmm.."
>That.. felt rather good.
>You move your hips along its fabric feeling its rough edges on you
"T-This.. might do it.."
>You decide to let yourself go on this very pillow. Right here. Right now.
>Knock Knock
>"Starlight are you there"
>Shit.
>>26937413
>Be Spike
>You hear an explosion on the other end of the castle
>Being worried for Twilight and Starlight you rush towards the origin of it
>Or so you think, it took longer then you expected but finally you find them, maybe.
>A weird pink smoke is coming from under the door.
>You can hear soft voices from inside, they seem to be from Glim Glam
>You decide to knock
"Starlight are you there"
>"S-Spike?"
"Yes its me"
>You try to open the door but its lock
"Are you lock inside"
>"What, d-dont be silly Spike
"Im going to open it okay"
>Using your claw you manage to pick on the doors lock
>What you see disturbs you
"This place looks a mess what happen?"
>Of course you have to clean it up. Its always you.
"Whats with all this smoke as well"
>You open the windows letting the fumes out.
>Seductively you walk up to spike giving him your best bedroom eyes as you bite your lower lips
>Be Spike
>You see Starlight walking towards you in a weird way
>She softly presses her hoof on your chest
>On the sweetest voice she calls your name
“Y-Yeah?"
>You are nervous but you don't know why.
>“Are you really willing to help me out. Is just a small..."
>She stops and closes in on your ear whispering softly
>“Mare problem..."
>You blush. You sweat. You gulp. You erect.
>Wait.
>You look down. Yep.
>Twilight wouldn't approve tho
“Starlight, I'm not sure what you mean but I should go now"
>Her hoof presses you down making you sit on the floor
>She gets closer using her body to block your way out
>“Dont you want to help this made friend spike"
>As she finishes Starlight presses her lips against yours.
>Think of something spike. Fast.
>……
>Nope
>Her soft lips just make it worst. Her fur caressing your body and her hooves around your head
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>>26936529
>mfw it's not dong ring
>>26936529
>pony rape pills are too weak for anon
>he thinks that it's a little seltzer tablet in them and thanks the pony for looking after his well being
Or you can make it super strong because horse pillsbut the mare got the pill mixed up and it literally is pony alka-seltzer
I've hated EqG for so long, i've refused to watch the movies, shitted on people posting EqG and remained adamant about >no hooves
But for some reason I'm starting to like bacon head and I don't know why.
I'm scared /mlp/, what's happening to me?
>>26934521
You let a bunch of autists on the internet form an artificial personality for her that fits your likings
you are becoming a faggot. And a huge one
You're realizing that she's the most down-to-earth character in the series, and are being entranced by this fact.
You know which character deserves to appear in Equestria Girls again?
Lemon Zest, she's the perfect 15 year old waifu.
>>26934145
I didn't watch the 3rd movie, but I agree solely because she's the one I find the most sexually appealing aside from Sugar Coat.
>>26934160
She is pretty sexual.
She was definitely the hottest one. The whole movie I only paid attention to her.
I need some laughs mates
>>26933994
ylyl threads are only fun for awhile
>>26933994
Not only is this not funny, it's AGAINT THE RULES.
Scruffy is gonna have fun pressing that button this time.
>>26934256
Those Bitchdence comics were ok near the beginning, but now they reek of try-hard
How do you think your waifu would react if she heard the music you enjoy?
>>26933916
>that pic
I wonder which one of these characters is more important.
>>26933916
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGprThdvMNY
As long as we're not in a car, I'm fine
If she's driving... we dead
I think she'd dig it just fine, my dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9CabmOu-Zk
Do you people actually still watch the show and enjoy it? I'm curious.Season 6 premier was awful.
>>26933770
It was what it was. Were you expecting Game of Thrones?
I do. I try to look for the best in just about every episode not names Owl's Well that Ends Well or Spike at Your Service.
>>26933770
Anyone who doesn't watch the show yet comes here should be shot
How does /mlp/ supplement the gaping hole left in their lives by the fact that they will never grab a pastel pygmy mare by the hips and make her moan with delight, like in pic related?
What fulfilling things are in your life that keep you going?
>>26932422
>What fulfilling things are in your life that keep you going?
i like the big bang theory
Oculus rift and a fleshlight
IMAGINATION!
Fuck
Marry
Kill
>>26932169
Fuck Celestia
Kill the high schooler
>>26932169
Fuck Starlight, marry Celestia, kill sunset
>>26932169
Fuck: Starlight
Marry: Sunset
Kill: Celestia
Hi /mlp/
I'm friends with a huge autist who plans to make a speech about MLP in class tomorrow. Help me write it for him one word at a time.
>>26931697
End
STANDING
On a scale of 0 - 25, how autistic are you?
Also, let's see haw many bingo's we can get together in this thread.
>>26931590
OP here. This is mine.
16/25
I-I own it ironically though..
done
http://pastebin.com/Pu749mrT
>>26931498
http://pastebin.com/5VUcBRQx
>>26931498
http://pastebin.com/RaZG8KLM
>>26931498
http://pastebin.com/6dTx6i08
