What do you think our chances are like of winning the daytime emmy.
>>26991937
None.
>>26991937
43.728%
>>26991937
against those, pretty good i'd say
"I should've kept an eye on the thread but didn't, sorry" edition
Ponies who act cold, but harbor deep feelings of affection for that one, special somepone.
Cool bins
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http://pastebin.com/u/Fruitanon
http://pastebin.com/u/AnalPlugAnon
http://pastebin.com/u/Hellmeister
http://pastebin.com/u/tsunguywriter
http://pastebin.com/u/brandnewwritefag
Greens and Pics are welcome! O-of course they are! It's not because we WANT them or anything, why would you even think that?! Baka!
Blessed be the chosen one. He returns to us
>>26962111
>"I should've kept an eye on the thread but didn't, sorry"
This
>>26962111
bump
Sunset shimmer thread? Anyone
sure I guess
Sup /mlp/ , I'm bored out of my mind and don't want to work on any of my current projects.
So I decided i'd come here and ask ya'll to toss out ideas.
Lewd is fine.
Pic is something I did to start it off.
>>26896084
make a tutorial because your art is really pretty.
>>26896084
>anthro
No thanks
>>26896084
Can you draw a cute SFW picture of Moondancer and Sunburst snuggling while reading?
>>26896113
How is this anthro? You can see her body extending backwards like a pony's.
This is the story of a mare named Sharp Catalog who made a deal with less than trustworthy ponies and came out of it better than expected.
Lewd is in progress
Last Thread: >>26652736
Castlist: http://pastebin.com/eSW5Hevs
Archive: https://www.anonpone.com/dirty/
Lewd: http://pastebin.com/iDqsQ03qIn actuality, the real lewd is finished, but reading this joke over made me want to go back and refine parts of it. Sorry for delaying it yet again, but I just want to polish it.
>>26821346
>After grabbing a quick hug from Tally, you head off to work with a skip in your step.
>Today's a big day.
>The Laugh is only a quick trot away, but today it feels much longer than usual.
>A combination of both excitement and dread runs through your mind, the prospects of this new job lying open to you.
>There’s a lot that’ll need managing in the coming days, you’d never really been the sort to step up and lead.
>Everyone’s got to start somewhere.
>The Laugh’s bar is oddly empty today, save the usual bartenders.
>You get a grin from the pair as they lead you into the back room.
>Kis is waiting for you, and gives a rather relieved look upon your arrival,
>”Sorry, just getting a little antsy about this whole thing. Your team awaits upstairs, along with your equipment for the mission. First order of business is going to be negotiating salaries with your team. You’ve got six thousand to divide amongst the team and another six for yourself. Of course, if somepony needs a little more encouragement, perhaps you could work out a more personal deal using your own funds, but I won’t take any part in that.”
>continued
>>26960279
>As she takes you up the stairs, she continues.
>”Your team is Nel, Skye, Farthing and Melior. Nel’s the sort who deals with strength, but I think you knew that already. Skye’s a negotiator and intel gatherer. Sort of like you, but more specialized. Farthing’s your all-around, jack of all trades, master of none. And Melior’s your marksman, likes to work at long range.”
>At the top of the stairs she motions with a hoof to a door next to her and opens it.
>Inside is a small table, made of some dark polished wood, and around it sit the four mentioned ponies.
>There’s also a table of equipment, which you’ll inspect in greater detail later.
>Nel gives you a happy grin as you take a seat, and you take an opportunity to assess your other colleagues.
>Skye is an aqua pegasus with a spiky white mane, holding a rather cool look and giving you quite the once over.
>Farthing is a rather cocky looking unicorn stallion, average build, punchable face, brown coat with darker mane.
>Melior’s another stallion, an earth, and dons a grey fur coat and a short red mane.
>He’s rather friendly seeming, but holds a serious and businesslike expression at the moment.
>All four are watching you intently as Kis takes a seat, each looking to you.
>Kis breaks the ensuing awkward silence.
>”Twitch, everypony, your boss for the next few days. I assume you all can get to know each other now, present your abilities to her. And ah, Twitch, why not start us off with an estimate of how you’d like to pay everypony, and we can start the negotiation from there. Hm?”
>input action
>>26960319
In all honesty, I'd like to know what exactly we're working with before we divvy up pays.
In fact, that seems probably the last thing we'll decide, don't you think actually planning would be first? We don't have to examine closely, just give us an idea of the equipment we're working with.
What exactly do we have to capture this police officer?
>>26960319
Four grand to be doled out as one thousand bits base salary to each pony. An additional thousand to be divided out proportionally based on seniority, and the last thousand to be divided out as bonuses based on performance.
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
Written by Michael P. Fox & Wil Fox
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
Friends Forever #27 (Pinkie Pie/Granny Smith) is storytimed here!
>>26998509
Though occasionally seeming at odds with her chosen style of culture, Rarity does treasure all of her friends well. They've always been ready to help her in tough situations and patient with her own eccentricities. And such a variety of personalities and interests is not only invigorating to Rarity's muse, but it's also proven both fascinating for her and useful for establishing some rapport in unexpected circles, as well. It's dreadful when they're not the enchanting ponies she knows them for, so she tries to do her best to keep them is as good spirits as she likes to be! It's just her generous nature, after all.
>>26993255
Previous thread.
>filly
>filly
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
UPCOMING EPISODES PROMOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI
604 - On Your Marks:With their cutie marks finally acquired, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what to do now. Apple Bloom suggest they embrace their destinies, but she and her friends don't exactly agree on how.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
Season 5 episode links
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Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
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The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>Average human male lasts only 5-7 minutes
Much better than a stallion's several seconds.
>>26996603
Average of 10 to be exact.
>>26996616
Actually some stallions can last longer than a few seconds.
Also don't foget that their 'equipment' fits perfectly into horse pussy.
>take your favorite pony
>take your favorite vidya game quote
>combine them
How does it sound in their voice?
Hard mode:No Andrew Ryan quotes.
>>26994392
"It's nothin' personal"
>>26994392
"The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked and then there will be cake."
>>26994392
"You've totally met with a terrible fate 'n stuff, haven't ya pal?"
Why do people blindly h8 EqG?
>>26994194
Because even blind people can tell its shit
>>26994194
>people acting like they hate something on 4chan ?
preposterous
>>26994194
But Anon, nobody hates EqG. We only want it gone, every trace of it wiped and that everyone just pretend that abomination never existed.
How much do you wanna bet Big Jim convinced him to do a voice this season?
>>26989053
The really question is who the hell he'll play
>>26989053
Literally who
>showing your powerlevel
>>26989053I want to come inside william shatner
He's voicing starswirl.
Have you ever interacted with a brony irl?
>>26987459
Cringe threads belong on /b/, thanks.
Yes, I fucked a high pitched voice fat guy in a bad rainbow dash suit in his hotel room.
Luckily he didn't speak much and his butthole was waxed and clean.
Yes, I saw Equestria Girls in the theatre opening day.
There were two 14 year old girls in pony cosplay (one Celestia and one Rainbow Dash) sitting behind me who talked with me and my GF before and after the movie. Plenty of spaghetti but I'm 90% sure I could have fucked them if not for the fact that I was with my GF, and that doing so would have been statutory rape (I was 27 at the time.)
Say there were two identical doors that existed since the dawn of doors. One led to your idealized version of Equestria and the other led to a universe where you're chased and devoured over and over for eternity by jelly. Would you take a chance and try it out? There's no way to know what's beyond the doors and once you've chosen one a skeleton throws you through it.
The doors will be revealed at 50 replies.
<50 replies
>>26987380
I bet they're both fucking stupid.
You get this reply only out of disdain.
Maud Pie likes jokes; tell her a joke!
My dick is hard.
Please rub it with your tongue
*badum tish*
Pinkie Pie
>>26987322
are you a mod or a rocker?
Suddenly, your own OC is next to you. What do?
Nothing. I'm not autistic enough to have an OC.
>>Admire his godlike physique
What should I get my horsefucker boyfriend for his birthday /mlp/?
>>26985858
Are you gay ora grill?
The largest horsecock dildo you can find.
Make sure it has a cumtube.
>>26985858
How long do you have until his birthday?
