Why doesn't Twilight just kill Starlight Glimmer?
>>26942220
Because Twilight sees Starlight as a potential asset to help her make Equestria great again
>>26942220
Why would he when he is one?
>>26942220
>Equestria
>kill
lol, they live in the most sheltered society where death is hardly heard of
I have some Trixie greentext for you faggots. It's shit but it's green and it's Trixie
>"Ok anon, the first thing Trixie wants you to do is..."
>"PUT THAT THING DOWN!"
"Hey calm down, I'm just watching..."
>She can be a pain in the ass sometimes...
>"Just listen to Trixie"
>"In order to get started, you must..."
>God, this is so boring
>I wonder how she uses her magic to please herself
>Maybe she creates a magic dildo?
>Or she can just reach her G point
>I dunno
>But she has quite a thight ass
>I'd fuck her so hard
>"Did you understand everything I said?"
"What? Oh yeah, magic and stuff..."
>"Great. Now just do what Trixie does. You're not as good as Trixie, but this is the easiest of the tricks so don't worry"
>What a bitch. Not as bitch as Twilight but still...
>Now, what is she doing?
>Ok, she's using some magic on the wall and...
>HOLY SHIT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT???
"What the fuck is that??"
>"It's just a black hole, the easiest of the tricks."
>"Did you listen to what I just said?"
"Trixie, I'm gonna be honest with you..."
"I thought you were a shitty mage until now"
"C'mon Trixie, I told you I'm sorry."
"It's I've never see you perform a great act, you know?"
"Why you hide all the good ones for yourself?"
>Finally she decides to get out of her room
>Pricky bitch
>>26940282
>"What do you mean great trick?"
>"That was just one of the elemental magic tricks dad teached Trixie"
>"The magic Trixie uses to perform a show must be high quality, the best of the best"
"Are you fucking kidding me? Those tricks are plain bullshit. Now you're telling me you don't now the difference between a basic spell and an advanced one"
>"Of course Trixie knows, you're the one who is a dumb meanie"
"Trixie..."
>"Y-Yes?"
"Can I help you choosing the acts of your show?"
>"Why s-should I...I mean..."
>"Why should Trixie would allow you to do such thing?"
>"It's not like Trixie doesn't know how to prepare a show..."
>"D-Does she...?"
>Poor little bitch
>That's sad
>She's so arrogant and pride of herself but so silly and childish
"C'mon Trixie, we need to fix some things here..."
"Ok, do you feel ready?"
>"I-I'm not sure about this..."
"What in the fuck...? That's not the Trixie I know"
>"I mean...Of course Trixie is ready, she is always ready? What kind of question is that?"
"Nice, that's the spirit"
"Now go there and eat them all"
>What is that face?
>Oh right
"Not in a literal way of course"
>That's much better
>Time to see her performance
>"F-For my next...um...trick I-I will..."
>"Fuck off"
"You fuck off"
>Those fuckers
>>26940344
>C'mon Trixie you can do it
>She just look at you
>It's like she'd have read your mind
>"...I will manipulate this scenario to travel across space and time..."
>Suddenly, another scenario appears just to the right, and the old one just dissapears
>Goddamit that cool as heck
>You cringe for what you just thought
>"The great and powerful Trixie strikes again"
>Everypony cheers and clops
>This is nice
>Later at stage
>"I did it anon! The ponies liked my performance."
>"Oh my gosh I'm so happy I..."
"Don't get out of character"
>"...Sorry..."
>It's been like 2 week since the last time I saw Trixie
>She must be too busy to talk you
>Not that you care about it or anything
>You better go check if she's ok
>...
>Ok, here it is
>You knock the door
>Wait
>Wait
>...
>"Oh, hello anon!"
>"How've you been?"
"Oh, well, you know..."
>"No, I don't know"
>"Why don't you tell me?"
>Geez, she's one of THOSE ponies...
"Ehmm...very well, thanks for asking, I guess"
>"Trixie is glad to hear"
>"Why don't you come in?"
"Oh, sure..."
>>26940282
yeah its pretty shit
but heres a courtesy bump in case it goes somewhere
Would Sunset Shimmer survive in the woods?
>>26938946
She was a horse once
>>26938946
She was a horse once
>>26938957
is a horse*
Twilight is still a horse when she visits them, just takes on a human form. same with sunset
![a_flash_and_a_sparkle_by_cat4lyst-d6864ax[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/NjzeIRr.png "a flash and a sparkle by cat4lyst-d6864ax[1]")
How would you approach and write an episode with romance involved? It has to fit the FiM theme and mood so nothing too weird or straight.
A plane crash with no survivors
>>26938614
it's gotta have lots of blushing and random out of nowhere awkward moments where they bump into each other and temporarily become shit-spewing autists
Great news! In a twisted turn of fortune you have won the Hasbro Autism Sweepstakes! As a prize Hasbro has decided to give you exclusive access to all of the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic voice cast, including the singing voice actors. You can use them however you please for one week. How do you use them, /mlp/?
>>26938174
Fuck Tara while she does the Twilight voice, while the others stay in character frantically trying to find a solution to "The hairless ape that's been raping everypony"
>>26938218
Top Kek
Have them voice act a script written by us.
and then some (at least a few hours of) personalized sexy voice acting from each.
How do we fix Twilight Glimmer's comb-over?
>>26937781
I like it
>>26937781
BRING BACK THE PIGTAILS
>>26937781
>Twilight Glimmer
Why can't they be real
>>26936320
because our eyes aren't real.
Also nice altar.
>>26936320
>This pic
My nigga
Where did you find that RD banner on the wall?
>>26936320
Imagine how creeped out she'd be by us if she was real.
ALERT ALERT
SHIT IS HAPPENING
ALERT ALERT
I'm gonna guess that's fake.
>>26935666
>Asking Rarity for advice on sisterhood
Why not ask Dash for advice on science while she's at it.
link
Mlp is good, but is it the best show ever?? What do you think?
>>26935189
Maybe
>>26935189
Perhaps
>>26935189
Possibly
>>10138297
Ok, I can't wait 200 years, but the point is, you're slow.
What do you mean
What
>>26932918
You could have at least waited until August
Why can't the actual Equestria Girls outfits be this good?
>>26932631
because unfortunately it is not anime
>>26932631
Because Equestria girls isn't a futa school girl eroge.
>>26932643
>unfortunately
So how dead is the fandom going to be by summer?
>>26931405
>mfw
the fandom will increase by 19.99%, im calling it
>>26931427
what statistics prove your findings?
>>26931438
the fact the premiere was good and met with positive ratings
So, at Carnegie Mellon University, they have this fence that they spray paint on for most events. They put this on it in 2013. Thoughts?
>>26930656
>They put this on it in 2013
>Thoughts?
that there isnt a slowpoke slow enough for this, and i dont care enough to come back 1 yr from now to post one.
>>26930656
might be a show reference, not sure
I don't know, I'll have to think about this for a good while
Alright /mlp/.
What's the deal with small, sentient, pastel coloured horses using possibly hallucinogenic mushrooms as tables?This was the only image I could find, as I'm too lazy to take a screenshot
>>26928401
Yes
>>26928401
This is a stupid idea for a thread, dude.
Kill yourself.
probably aesthetics desu senpai.
Im looking for very long fanfics, ranging from about 900,000~1,000,000+ words.
Bring me ze clop pls, well not all of it
Greentext as well or just prose?
As long as its long and decently written, im quite fine with it. It appeara ive read almost all the long stories at fimfiction
>>26925447
Past sins
![KfKeMw8[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AQs0HJr.png "KfKeMw8[1]")
