WHY IS MY DRUM OF ARTIFICIAL STALLION CUM EMPTY?
>>26840420
Why did you sick fuck use our mayo can to store it in the first place?
Has anyone seen my pony onahole around?
I cant find it.
why is there chocolate milk on the kitchen floor!?
Post the pone that used to be your waifu until you realized that the two of you had nothing in common.
>changing waifus
>>26840289
I've gone through waifus like candy
>Fluttershit
>Dash
>Lightning Dust
>Mayor Mare
>Zecora
>Coco
>Cherry Jubilee
>Golden Corral (Moth)
>Blitz (Planepony)
And finally I've just accepted that I can't waifu a pony until I actually know them, which is impossible, so I just let my dick browse through Derpibooru until it picks the flavor of the night
ITT: Dead quests/CYOAs
>>26840025
RiP Foal Quest
I miss you
Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Gemima's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/FFVMA7pn
Version: 1.2
Recent updates: New Inventory items.
For new players: Post the nearest three items to your LEFT excluding computer accessories, then post what race you'd like to be (Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
>>26839808
My anus is prepared, for the entire day is mine.
Let's continue the work that I was doing last night, which I assume I have to post every turn for.
Came here to check. Be back in 2~ hours.
>>26839848
>The 2nd Manhorse tried to make armor upgrades out of his armor upgrades, but that didn't really work.
"I like you Anon, you're a great guy"
"I don't care what everyone says about you."
>>26839441
"Oh yeah? Well I don't like you, you're an asshole."
>"Why thank you, Anon! That's so nice of you to say! Say... Would you like to come over for dinner?"
"No, fuck you."
>She smiles and squees in delight. "Oh, I can't wait, Anon! Come over by 7, okay?"
"Fuck!"
>>26839471
I need moar dammit! Where's a good writefag when you need one?
>>26839441
>"T-thank you. Y-you too"
>"Anooon! I fell and scraped my knee and it huuuurts"
>>26839276
"I'll get the peroxide."
>>26839276
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degenerate_art
I incriminate this OP for an obviously disrespectful portrayal of Celestia, a 3000 year old goddess who ruled countries and battled numerous other gods and evils to protect Equestria.
Ironic art is degenerate.
>>26839280
Jesus Christ, Anon. No need to kill her outright.
>remembering all the stories you never finished.
>feel guilty about not finishing them
spectacular blog!
>>26837506
obviously they weren't good or people would be pressuring you to finish them
>>26837506
>No one was interested anyways
>No one will ever miss it
Huge or Plump? Edition
I really like the greens and pics guys, as well as the discussions. Keep it up
BUT WHERE IS THE GREEN
Why is there so little Cherry Jubilee art in this fandom, while background ponies with less dialogue than she are lusted after with vigor?
Why isnt this getting attention? She is a good pony, id say waifu tier
>Why isnt this getting attention?
People are too busy making threads about bitching about how shitty threads are. They have no energy left to expend on actually making quality threads with show discussion and whatnot.
This is my invitation for them to prove me wrong. But I'm convinced they can't.
>>26835258
I need some sauce on that. My horsepussy sense is tingling.
Many here claim they have a waifu
But who here has a lustfu?
The one pony you don't love but lust for?
>>26833278
Patreon pone a qt.
She cast a spell on me. I want to do disgusting things with her. Like hold her hoof in my hand, while we watch a romantic movie in a darkened theatre.
>>26833398
I would agree with you if she didn't also have a penis. No, my lustfu must be 100% female, 100% horny, and 100% sexy. She's 300% lustfu.
What is Equestria's economic system?
>>26832945
bits
>>26832962
That's their currency, famm.
>>26832945
Based on the show, and on actual academic economic analysis as opposed to memery like Marxian and Austrian shit?
Equestria does not function in a way that makes real life economic sense. They have an effective 0% unemployment rate, have no manufacturing, no taxes, no banks, no poverty, buyer beware minimalist consumer protections, etc. But they still manage to have no poverty, no starvation, no market failure, very well maintained infastructure, cities that could only be possible through large scale industrialization, a standing army, a functional government, a currency system either backed by precious metals or by fiat, givernment funded weather control, agriculture, and school systems, investment, and have never experienced a recession that we know of. It simply isn't bound by our economic rules.
You Let The Flames Die Out Edition
>Current writefags:
Bluebirdd065
http://pastebin.com/8rqZLf6U
Soviet Toaster
http://pastebin.com/dNWxvd34
Sleepy Bastrd (Finished)
http://pastebin.com/Bput87uQ
SlavicSquat
ImFriendly
LoremIpsum
http://pastebin.com/2VahgKNs
>Current drawfag
Vadkram
http://vadkram20xd6.deviantart.com/
Unnamed Anon
>>26832332
Is anyone even here?
>>26832588
Looks like we are all dead
Your thread for Soul/Bloodborne and Souls/Bloodborne accesoires.
Writing, art, builds, whatever strikes your fancy.
fucking awesome op picture man
What are you guys planning on running in DS3?
>>26831928
Herald, becuse of how sexy that armour looks.
Either sword & board or Twohanded swordd, depending on how parrying works. Maybe some miracles.
>A-Anon?
>Are thou seriously suggesting I have feeling for that beast?
>H-he's just an ape t-that visits me!
>W-we barely tolerate his existence!
>Haha
>ANON! How long have you been standing there?
>NO WAIT!come backI love you...
>>26830792
I love you too,mommy...
>>26830792
this is some bombass prompt you've got there op
>>26830792
Why not post this in AiE or Luna thread?
This is a terrible OC. But one thing you must admit. He does have some fine ass sexy legs.
>>26828837
I have to admit, those are some fine-ass legs.
>>26828873
I know, right?
>>26828882
That's some bomb ass art there, Anon
![latest[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/IEaF127.png "latest[2]")
