SEASON SIX STARTS TOMORROW (MARCH 26) AT 8 AM PDT/11 AM EDT/3 PM GMT/UTC!
THAT'S IN SLIGHTLY LESS THAN 14 HOURS!
Friends Forever #26 (Shining Armor/Prince Blueblood) is still storytimed here!
>>26790683
Princess Celestia and the Summer of Royal Waves is still storytimed here!
>>26830277
The various orchards and farms across the country must be as bustling as they can be before harvest rolls around. It's part of keeping Equestria well-fed, after all. Are there many regional specialties, or is it more like family specialities? Ponyville's not the only apple producing town, though zap apples are special, but there's not much focus on other orange or cherry industries. It might be a bit beyond the scope of the stories, though, and Miss Jubilee would certainly pride Dodge Junction's Cherry Hill Ranch above the rest anyhow!It'd still be interesting to see where Aunt and Uncle Oranges' fortunes are made.
>>26859552
Previous thread.
>filly
>>26865100
>filly
>filly
>mare
Yo, anyone know a good stream?
Is it that time already? Feels so long since the finale.
>fillies and colts
SEASON PREMIERE PROMO and season previews - last one is the first 1:47 of 601!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar9xLhMg5_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewqjZo7zcSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3h6lWSHcXA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPA-dqj8VTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-X52k3e6Qs
601 - The Crystalling Pt. 1:The Mane Six attend the Crystalling of Cadence and Shining Armor's new baby at the Crystal Empire; Twilight gets the chance to present Starlight with her first friendship lesson.
602 - The Crystalling Pt. 2:The Mane Six scramble to save the Crystal Empire from an eternal winter; Starlight struggles after the failed reunion with her old friend.
603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie:Rarity and Pinkie Pie are in Manehattan looking for an ideal location for Rarity's new store and searching for the perfect gift for Pinkie Pie's sister.
604 - On Your Marks:Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>26865118
Sticky at episode day. They'll provide all the good streams.
I should have sex wtih a pony.
Poniator did the thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
>>26865134
Marker Pony, Gloomy, and Junior FUSED TOGETHER!!
The fillies are all out to get me.
>>26865152
It was nice to see him finally get around to doing A Bird in the Hoof
And it only took him like three years to do it
>>26865159
Junkermy
>13 hours and 46 minutes
>>26865152
oh hey the thing
I am so happy
>>26865159
By their powers combined, they are Granny Archive.
>>26865159
>A horse that has the constant need to boop and play board games but is too lazy to do so
>>26865157
Worst filly since that tiny one from Filli Vanilli
Would not have sex with
>>26865166
Well I didn't drop it out on purpose.
Gloomy cannot contain it
http://i.imgur.com/INE7opm.jpg
>>26865152
>BUY OUT TOYS RE-coughing fits
perfect
>>26865180
After 119 days of hiatus it's almost here!
>>26865203
THAT IS NOT HOW GLOOMY WORKS
>>26865203
n i c e
i
c
e
>>26865203
Wow.
I saw your name and an imgur link.
I don't even need to click it, it's awful.
>>26865203
WHY CONTAIN IT?
>>26865203
That's a cute marker
It's a shame that Gloomy has huge growths coming out of her chest though
>>26865203
MSOB, I know the giant balloon tits are kinda your thing, but... why did you think them necessary?
>>26865106
>>26865109
>>26865110
This is getting out of hand
>>26865203
She looks like she's 3 feet tall.
>>26865203
That marker face is really pretty
>>26865203
So... DFC tomorrow, right?
>>26865237
a filly in the hand is worth 2 in the bush
>>26865152
>Bringing back the two lost episodes
Hah
How do you contain a mare in heat?
>>26865256
rope and collar
>>26865256
Why contain it?
>>26865256
a tub of cold water
>>26865256
Anal fisting
>>26865246
When you have only two fillies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.
>>26865261
Letting her out freely during Estrus is irresponsible.
>>26865256
extreme, heavy bondage.
>>26865272
s'cool
>>26865203
ech.
>>26865281
do you have a single fact to back that up
They're basically cats, you can't deny it.
>>26865244
what a silly expression
>>26865299
impossible, I hate cats.
>>26865306
I do too
it's a strange predicament
>>26865256
You bond the mare and spread her legs, and if she is a unicorn then you disable her magic via a specifically designed product.
Vibrators on a low setting are attached around her sensitive areas but not on them.
Then you leave her in a dark room, occasionally checking in on her to feed, hydrate, and maybe pet her, but going no further.
Do this until the end of estrus.
>>26865100
Cherry Jubilee doesn't get enough love.
>kitten
>>26865337
pony is going to murder you when she gets out.
>>26865338
Would you give Cherry Jubilee love?
>>26865256
in the event that you don't want to just impregnate her, simply finger her to climax over and over again until she's too tired to keep going.
repeat as often as needed until the heat passes.
MSOB being absolutely terrible seems to be a universal constant.
>>26865306
>hating cats
Wow anon you sure have terrible opinions, I bet you think S4 was the best season ever
Spike gets a job as batboy for Canterlot's hoofball team.
What wacky shenanigans happen?
>>26865369
MALE
DEVELOPMENT
What's your favorite PMV, /mlp/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAVQk8CSU9w
>>26865360I liked it
>>26865354
Yes. A lot of love.
>>26865379
Rainbow Dash tyleonol
>>26865375
One of the players teaches him how to chew tobacco.
GO TO BED THERE BE PONY IN THE MORN!
>>26865379
This one because it was the one that got me interested in Pono
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EdAAZ2x5-E
How many new background characters will S6 bring? We had a lot in S5.
>>26865379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26HFqc5I24M
IT'S UP ON ITUNES!
How awesome will Rainbow Dash be tomorrow?
>>26865412
What is?
>>26865412
link?
>>26865412
Inb4 it's a ruse cruise
>>26865357
But you can't impregnate her.
>>26865436
bullshit
FUCKING GOD DAMMIT APPLE!
>>26865412
Anon I am going to crush your balls
>>26865412
>>26865445
No. Fuck you. I'm going to sleep
>>26865445
>>26865436
it's best not to take that kind of risk, anon.
>>26865412
If it is, don't watch it. MLP should be experienced as communal horse fucking
Pony doesn't do drugs to forget her problems, she does them because they're fun.
>>26865458
why would you ever believe someone on the internet
>>26865203
>gloomy's boobs get bigger during hiatus
>dfc tomorrow
that's funny
Don't tell me the premiere is on Itunes.
>>26865478
It is....
>>26865369
Throbbing cocks in the locker room that devolve into orgies as Spike watches terrified and captivated
>>26865402
a few new ones and a bunch of returns, hopefully
>>26865357
>not wanting a brand new filly to groom into a beautiful fuckmare from square one
>>26865490
Spike's empathy boner
But what is a pony, really?
>>26865499
>groom
Such a underestimated creepy word
>>26865522
The evolved form of marshmallows
If this is the last season I'm pissed they didn't tell us before tomorrow so we could properly celebrate it.
>>26865531
>you will never mindbreak and groom your mare to transition to be your stallion groom
>>26865548
I highly doubt they would miss a marketing opportunity to say that it's the last season premiere.
>>26865548
There's always the movie.
>>26865548
Your sentence makes no sense, unless you're a time traveler.
>>26865522
A miserable pile of friendships.
STREAMING THE PREMIER IN 10 MINUTES
stram.party
>>26865548
It's not.
Pony will continue until 2019.
>>26865571
*If this ends up being the last season, I'm upset that they didn't tell us before the premier so we could have a proper celebration for the kickoff of the end stretch.
@26865580
why are you so desperate for (You)s
http://stram.party/
>>26865581
and then we'll have another chance to reelect pony in 2020
>>26865580
OH FUCK THE PREMIER LEAKED AND THE WHOLE OF SEASON 6 LEAKED AND THE MOVIE LEAKED AND MY GAPING ASSHOLE LEAKED ALL OVER THE KEYBOARD FFFFFFFUUUUCK.
>>26865596
he's just really desperate for negative attention I guess
Is the premiere really on Itunes?
>>26865617
Never trust random posts without proof.
>>26865617
if it was you'd see about a dozen threads on /mlp/ and a bunch of screen shots of it
Why would you want to watch the leaked episode? I mean other than to post screencaps of it in here and spoil it for everyone and have a good laugh at ruining everyone else's experience. But really there's no reason to watch it, am I right?
man
it's amazing how many retards will fall for something so dumb
>streaming the leak like a common criminal
I'm a pony and I don't have to stand for this
*clop clop clop* *shuts door*
>>26865629
best princess
>>26865625
it's a tired argument and there are good reasons to watch and not watch it
the only dumb viewpoint is the the one that doesn't see that
>>26865634
That isn't Luna.
>>26865625
I'm on stram.party, and honestly I just want to know if it really has been leaked or will just be a rickroll or something.
If it has been leaked I'll probably record it but not watch it, then upload it without watching it so anons can see it.
>>26865634
>>26865647
Terrible Opinions: The Posts
>>26865653
there is no fucking leak you absolute retard
the guy who posted that there was a leak stream isn't even associated with stram.party in any way
>>26865206
I hope you enjoyed me ruining my throat - I do it all for you guys~...wait, shit...
>>26865679
you spoil us soill buy you a lozenge
>>26865679
>>26865679
unf
>You will never own a Toilight Sparkle to go on bathroom adventures with.
>>26865679
I love you too
>>26865203
unf
>>26865337
That is how you create a monster mare waiting to pounce on and rape the first thing it sees.
Dolphin ponies are known for >rape.
>>26865745
>>26865703
That looks a lot like my bathroom
>>26865750
Don't give me that face.
I know what your cutie mark is telling you.
>>26865745
That's stereotyping
Now are you gonna accept the invitation for tea at her cav- house, or what?
Shark fillies.
>>26865764
You should ponyproof your bathroom just in case, anon
>>26865515
She musts be fired!
>>26865657
Good taste confirmed
>>26865718
Yes, and?
>>26865466
>muh circlejerking and 4chan culture
>>26865794
She might rape you to death.
>>26865802
Yes, and?
>>26865802
Will she at least mindbreak me first?
https://derpiboo.ru/1116176
Colts are becoming more and more girly these days.
>>26865867
Considering pony population seems to be at least 80% female, one has to wonder why it hasn't happened sooner
Imagine a world where you couldn't discern anypony's gender until one of them popped wood
>>26865893
>they both pop wood at the same time
>"Well shit."
Carpe Natem - Seize the ass.
>>26865893
>Considering pony population seems to be at least 80% female
That's just a headcanon
>>26865930
I like it as my headcanon because it makes be believe I could easily get some if I made it Equestria.
Blossomforth's dripping wet and sweetwatermelon slices
>>26865909
>"Looks like we're both gay now"
>>26865930
Despite all visual evidence suggesting it?
If you're gonna go with that, do you have a theory as to why we see so few males in public?
>>26865951
It's already happened, half of the "mares" onscreen are stallions.
>>26865909
If this was the case I'm sure ponies would have some cute slang or jargon word to describe that type of moment.
Best pony time
>>26865967
Sure thing mate
>>26865967
Alright!
>>26865967
>>26865987
LEWD
>>26865967
None of my thumbnails are loading so whichever pony this is is best pony.
>>26865244
>>26865476
If you say so.
http://i.imgur.com/qTWGMfs.jpg
>>26866042
woah momma
that'sLEWD
>>26865967
I'm really looking forward to seeing more of this little, blue cutie, and more of her big adventures!
>>26866042
JESUS
>>26866042
>not a loli
Do you even Gloomy?
>>26866042
this is good
you did good this time, MSOB
>>26866052
"Big adventure" sounds like something a pony would nickname your dick.
>>26866042
Again, your name plus an offsite link is the biggest red flag for garbage.
>>26865951
>visual evidence
you mean visual observations, which aren't evidence
>>26866042
Today is a good day.
>>26866126
>he can draw
Not really.
Not faces.
Or anything not disgusting.
I heard some people were posting raripie a while back
>>26866148
looks like you need it
>>26866148
have a reply
>>26866111
The background events of the show and comic can be assumed to be (mostly) normal daily life in Equestria, and no matter which part of the region the focus is on, females always outweigh males in body count. In fact, not only can we assume it, it'd take some serious mental gymnastics for us to not assume it. If we can't trust observation as at least semi-reliable evidence, then most of our basic foundations of science goes out the window.
You're not that chemicals guy from the other thread, are you?
>>26866144
That's still the cutest thing
>>26865759
I could use a cuppa right now
>>26865855
Revenge would be her immediate concern after she initially had her way with you.
She has many tricks within her horn.
Magically preventing you from orgasming.
Drugging you so that your nerves are extra sensitive, even to the lightest touch.
Squeezing your prostate with her magic while she rides you hard.
Using her magic to jack you off inside her.
Mind-raping you with a wide array of hypnosis techniques.
It ends with her practically enthralling you so that you are completely loyal to your mare, and willing to obey her every need.
Well, at least until Estrus ends.
>Celestia
>best anything
>>26866146
>>26866144
>tfw still no raripie episode.
THIS SEASON??? We finally had raridash last season.
>>26866144
Is there more to this? Please tell me there's more to this.
>>26866193
You're not even good at shitposting
>>26866188
>Cadance
>Luna
>Twilight
They're all shit, m8.
Being better than them isn't difficult.
>>26866209
being good at shitposting isnt something to brag about
>>26866168
>semi-reliable evidence
in other words, non-reliable evidence
>>26866188
cadance is the true patrician choice
>>26866209
>says the salty vagina that can't help but respond
>>26866197The third episode is confirmed raripie
>>26866204
I'm sorry, anon.
>>26866243
he's going all out
>>26866219
Your opinions make me want to vomit.
Give me one reason why Celestia is best anything.
>>26866238
If you don't like love princess you're probably stupid.
>>26866188
>Celestia
Oh man, I remember back in Season 4 she suddenly stopped appearing/being mentioned, and people where legit concerned that her voice actor had left the show or something.
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Celestia#Appearances
>>26866168
male and female ratio has been shown to be pretty even
it was only super imbalanced early in S1 and then started leveling out with the introduction of male pegasi
the ratio seems to be close to 6-4 mare to stallion, with the Crystal Empire being far closer to 1:1 if you go by wide crowd shots
often times the pony sexes tend to segregate themselves, so you will often not see many of the stallions until you see a bunch of them together. Since the show follows female characters we tend to encounter other female characters far more often
>>26866262
>people thought she was going to die in the S4 premiere
>>26866247Why is she eating the dress? Is this a joke from an episode I didn't watch? I haven't been here since EqG2 came out.
>>26866254
>can't help but respond
>>26866262
They'll probably give her that meme episode everyone's been waiting for this season. That will validate her in the eyes of bronies, right?
>>26866276
reply
12 HOURS LEFT!!
>>26866276
I want to eat those fries.
>>26866304
They have too much sugar on them
>>26866294
What am I supposed to do for 12 hours?
>>26866274
Are you trying to tell me that you don't get off to someone tearing apart your designed clothes?
>>26866317
I know I'm sleeping for at least 6 of them.
>>26866304
I want tofeed Sugar fries
>>26866294
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!
>>26865147
Kill yourself.
>>26866262
>tfw Heather Dale will never be Celestia's singing voice
>you will never bully filly Fluttershy
https://derpiboo.ru/1116814
>>26866329
>putting sugar on fries
what sort of wacky tobaccy have you been smoking, anon?
>>26866340
and that day she learned her true special talent
making ponies cry
>>26866348
HEY
POSTING GOOD STUFF ISNT ALLOWED HERE
>>26866349
Chocolate syrup goes good on fries.
>>26866348
>the tip is shaped like a heart
10/10, would fellate
Neat!
>>26866382
>twin sisters
>destined to be lesbians ever since they got their cutie marks
>>26866359
I would let that pony bully me.
>>26866382
Still better cutie marks than the CMC
>>26866359
FUCK THAT PONY
>>26866382
that was an alright episode
Filly reveals she's actually a 1000 years old demon who feeds on cuddlesand other thingsto keep herself young.
>>26866413
I hope she's into femdom
>>26866400
you better be careful anon
I hear she pretty good at teasing
>>26866413
no
gently smooch that pony
>Meanwhile, in Japan...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE
>>26866481
I can't believe they made an Equestria Girls show
>Anon travels to Equestria
>with predictable results
http://www.ktre.com/story/31542342/police-stop-violent-sex-offender-with-5-young-children-in-car?sf23021946=1
>>26866481
Are they horse people, or are they girls treated like horses?
>>26866540
>Cue fillies with "Dind't do nuffin'!" signs
>>26866481
God bless those crazy Tojos
Can someone make a Sunbutt edit of this?
>>26866556
>Sweetie Belle visits you in prison regularly
>says you're her sweet babboo and you're gonna get married
>>26866382
wtf is this?
>>26866481
>tfw japan makes EqG a decent thing
>>26866481
oh my god that is agressively generic
>>26866591
Cloudchaser and Flitter replacements.
>>26866602
from one of the s5 episodes?
Pony is walking around in a "say hey if you're gay" t shirt.
Filly hats.
Evens: Sleep and be well-rested for the episode.
Odds: Stay up all night and be tired and miserable for the episode.
Dubs: Stay up half the night, pass out, and oversleep, missing the episode.
>>26866627
>oc: forty WINKS
UNF
>>26865799
>>26866627
Sleep anyway Anon. Miserable new pony is not a pony to ring in the new season with.
>>26866654
>tfw no Twitter pony AI to chat with
>Just get back into pony
>new season starts tomorrow
I-Its not like I wanted to marathon the second half of season 5 or anything...
>>26866672
You have time
>>26866672The clock is ticking, Anon.
>>26866672
Oh man, I still haven't watched the Luna episode
