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Why do morbid obesity and gun enthusiasm seem to go hand in hand?
Such a huge portion of gun lovers are fat as fuck. Wtf why? They're giving us a bad name.
>75% of the people at the range i go to are explosively fat
>every single one of the instructors at my ccw course was an obeast
>every gun nut ive met irl cant breathe while walking up stairs
stop it you fucking fatties youre making us look bad.
>>28698589
lose some weight you disgusting piece of shit
yes im mad
>h-hey guys w-what gun is b-best for the apocalypse? n-never mind that i physically c-cant handle w-walking up a flight of s-stairs
so i'm 19 years old in the states and i just bought a tokarev(i gave money to older friend and he "gifted" it to me). i have no ammo and can't find any around here. it's pretty cheap online, but i'm unsure if i can actually buy it. would i have to produce ID to the mail dude? or would they not give a fuck?
>>28698386
Nice felony faggot!
>>28698406
And he admitted to it.
>>28698386
Isn't that a straw purchase?
Okay, /k/, some of you might recognize me but most won't. I am a Private First Class in the Nigerian Military and I have recently heard that my unit will be going on an offensive and claiming not a village, but for the first time an actual urban town. No, I am not joking and there is no meme involved, I am seriously a Nigerian Soldier. Call me a nigger but I have about $4,700 USD saved up and I want to spend it all on for what's coming up next month. This computer is my NCO's, so I don't need to worry about that. Food is given here. Shelter. Entertainment. I don't anywhere else to go so my money is not planned on going anywhere else.
There city we are targeting is Bauchi. A very wonderful place where it is populated and, in collaboration with some militias, we plan to take back. Boko Haram had stayed active but according to my Major all police are killed or have fled. idk much else.
Anyways, what I am seeing is that I will not get far without help. Me, my best friend, and three other enlisted guys like me were going to stick together and we each have a few thousand on us (Me having the most. They each have $2,000 USD on average). So if we need to we'll put our money together. I think we have two or maybe three (I forgot what he said lol) NCO's accompanying us who are well geared so we aren't worried at all about them.
My current gear includes an AKM (Four magazines, one in the AK), a Walther p5 with only two mags with one in the gun, a steel pot helmet (I don't know if this matters but there is a small piece of the back chipped), boots, british desert 2-color dpm for my uniform, some woodland bearing vest, sunglasses and a flathead-screwdriver.
In my pack I got a three plastic bottles of water, american baseball hat, two MRE's, small trail mix bag (Couldn't find anything else), one roll of bandages, empty Ak-74 magazine, scissors, and a fresh copy of the Qu'ran.
I am not islamic I am christian but the Qu'ran is incase I need it for when being encountered or...idk just something I think it might help I am not sure. My friends are carrying similar gear and all are Christian so I do not care what you say about muslims in this thread. Any additional information about what my NCO's carry, what the area is like, my current situation, and what my friends are like I will gladly tell but I am very worried. Maybe I am making too big of a deal but the moment I was told that some other guerrilla unit was killed after a day and a half long shootout I was sure that what we are doing will last longer.
What's going on here
>>28698041
lol I knew someone would not understand. I really hope someone gives me help.
I would rather wear military camo because realtree patterns look really ugly to me, do animals really notice lack of camo? I just started getting into hunting last month when I got my ruger american .308 and I would appreciate some tips on gear.
My old roommate hunted with a compound bow and he swore by that realtree stuff. I didn't take his word on too many things other than hunting.
i go hunting in bluejeans and a bright orange t shirt.
deer are dumb as shit.
>>28697680
Get a vest or military uniform with lots of pockets for calls and ammo, also RAINGEAR (just carry a camo poncho) I think military camo would work ok
Anyone doing the 20 year plan?
What?
Your picture is more interesting than your thread
Hey bebeh
>>28697395
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Breh, shes hot
How many more years does the Second Amendment have left? I honestly can't see it lasting to the end of the century, it's like Spain and bullfighting; what was once seen as integral national culture has slowly become view as barbaric and backwards. If the SJWs were smart they would give up and gun bans and simply work on making it uncool with the new generation. This has been slowly working for cigarettes. One day a generation of Americans will wash their hands of guns and then it's all over. The good news is you will all likely be dead, the bad news is I am certain that it will happen within a hundred years.
>>28697099
>videogames
>action movies
>music
Popular culture will promote what sells. What sells is sex, guns, and violence. Some spic going muh culture isn't exactly a good comparison.
>>28697123
>use hollywood movies of gangsters murdering people with guns as proof that guns are good
Clever
I feel so bad for Arin, cucked his soul for fame, money and the only woman that ever slept with him.
On what planet is this okay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSKSpGDLAAg
What fucking part?
Someone post the facebook post of the gunsmith who refuses to work on them.
It's golden.
>>28697042
>MAC
What did you expect?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_YVgMN_GCo
He will never come back to us, /k/. He has found his new home. Can he be stopped? His family misses him.
He is on a paid vacation.
Good for him.
Good riddance.
>>28696533
I wonder how many times some 13 year air softer japanese kid has scored a kill on him.
>The Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II Joint Strike Fighter's digital maintenance and logistics system could be vulnerable to cyber attacks, while the jet's combat software development is in danger of falling behind, the Pentagon's operational test chief warned in a leaked 11 December memo.
>The F-35's Autonomic Logistics Information System (ALIS) "continues to struggle in development with ... a complex architecture with likely (but largely untested) cyber deficiencies," wrote Michael Gilmore, the Department of Defense's (DoD's) director of operational test and evaluation (DOT&E), according to a portion of the document viewed by IHS Jane's .
This plane is the biggest boondoggle and a disaster in the history of Pentagon's procurement system.
What a disaster!
http://www.janes.com/article/57454/dod-chief-tester-warns-on-f-35-cyber-software-issues
>Could be
Yeah, every computer system could be vulnerable to an attack
>>28694807
LOCKMART SHILLS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>28694842
Janes isn't a tabloid news source. They wouldn't say "could be" unless it was more likely than not.
>does [clearly obsolete weapon system] have a place in today's conflicts?
>is [absolutely essentially piece of equipment] obsolete?
>why hasn't [nation that has less than 300 miles of coastline] built a giant world-dominating navy?
>why don't we just [throw away all of our perfectly functional equipment to switch to flavor-of-the-month special snowflake videogame garbage]?
swag
>What's the best furry porn to watch while I try out my new dragon dildo also guns are cool
>>28694638
>also guns are cool
/k/ never actually says this
>2016
>anon still not in the VDV
>mfw
What's your excuse?
I live in a nice country and have a real job
>>28694501
I don't want to go to Ukraine.
>>28694501
I joined an actual professional military force instead.
Any of you folks ever get any items that may have been "misplaced" by the military as a gift from someone in the service? I had a few friends that were total kleptos and compulsive buyers and would end up giving shit to me.
What kind of items did you score? Any good stories?
>ton of cold weather gear in a pelican case
>a fuck ton of socks. Buddy deployed to Kenya bought 1,000 dollars worth of fucking socks because he didnt know what to spend money on.
>2 boxes of sim grenades and pencil flares(that was a fun new year)
>an MS2000 strobe
My grandfather had a friend who was a major in the army, so I now have a gov. Issue 1911 and 1,000 rounds of old unfired m1911 ball that was "given" to him in exhange for a bottle of Jack Daniels.
General 2nd hand military come up thread I guess?
>>28693973
Holy shit those cartridges w/ boxes must be worth a ton in that condition.
about 6 PASGT vests
3 or 4 OTVs
An Otis gun cleaning kit for every caliber up to 0.50"
about 500 dollars worth of knives, mostly Gerbers
3 or 4 pairs of SAPIs
Thank you DRMO yard and the junk heap on Camp Liberty.
I had a springfield 30-40 krag given to me.
Too bad it was completely fucked till there was no value.
>Drilled into the action to mount a fucking rail.
>Rear sight was ripped off somehow.
>The stock was replace by what looks like an older remington 700 stock. (I dont even fucking know, they had to carve into it and shit just to make it fit.
>Was cleaning it just 3 days ago and the safety fucking fell off.
It has no value to anybody else but it was my great granpappys gun. Couldn't get rid of it even if I wanted too.
Why exactly are battleships considered obsolete /k/?
Wouldn't a large warship with adequate air/sub defence and enough CIWS be usefull?
I thought the USN was looking for a ship for Shore bombardement, wouldn't battleships be perfect for that role?
missiles>guns
>>28693814
What's the point? They're too big, needlessly so.
>>28693823
this
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After getting my first Ruger, I see it as the Chevy of guns.
They kinda suck, but for some reason America loves them.
>>28693763
never buy a ruger that's not in a rimfire caliber.
>>28693763
Fairly accurate description. What would the Ford of guns be? Colt maybe?
>>28693854
I've read that their revolvers are pretty sturdy, even if they're ugly as shit.
Would you keep this handy for close encounters?
>>28692858
i can thinks of many guns that would be better for said purpose
>>28692882
This desu
Wouldn't mind keeping one in my truck for finishing off roadkill though.
>2016
>not CCing shorty 870 underneath your trench coat
