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>that guy who rests for 5 minutes between sets
>>37880918
>that guy who that guy
>that guy who's been lifting for a year but has yet to bench 2pl8
>>37880986
>piss bottles
Hey /fit/izens
In this thread we post our gym sayings to get pumped while we work out. Ive got a couple:
>curls for the girls
Because girls love big biceps
>Tri's for the guys
Because Ive noticed that guys have this sorta fetish with triceps and they always give them a feel when youre done working out
>traps for the traps
Because Ive found that traps love back muscles. Im fully straight btw.
>Abs for the crabs
Because Ive found that when you take your shirt off at a festival, sloots seem to gravitate to you. Easy way to get laid
>squats for the tots
Again, it seems chicks love a good rump. Easy to shoot your load into them
Give me your gym sayings /fit/. Get me motivated
Cardio for the Mardi Gradio
>>37880819
Ohh nice. Thanks m8
>>37880797
Are those balls?
What is a chest exercise I can do that won't guarantee my shoulders to snap up like the Bench Press? Is there an alternative that is way safer on the shoulders than Bench snaps?
>>37880728
weighted dips
>>37880728
>giving up on benchū
bench only snaps you up if you're retarded op
Hey /fit/ it's the Anon who was about to fuck a persian girl.
>Go downtown to eat at a place with pasta and calzones and shit
>hang around downtown
>go have sex in like the third most haunted place in America
>go to her house and bang
>cum on her face
>watch archer
>sleep
>wake up to her crying on my chest about her ex of 7 years or some dumb shit
>fall asleep
>wake up in her bed
>sex
>fall asleep
>wake up
>tease her
>fall asleep
>wake up to her taking my underwear off then me throwing myself on top of her and then fucking her
>leave feeling like shit
>foodpoisoning.fuck
>Feel like I kinda like her
She lifts and works out, Though she won't shut the fuck up about anything.
she is really into gaming, pokemon, cars, classic rock, and basically all the stuff I'm into.
Share them good relationship feels.
>>37880634
i hate my dad
Bury the d in the a. Might be love if she says yes
>>37880634
>I'm good at sex, virile and not a depressed and angry shut-in
>>>/reddit/
Pic related creator of six pack shortcuts
Shit forgot title, is he natty /fit/?
>>37880253
If he isn't then that's a damn shame
>>37880253
No you retard he isn't. That body is achievable natty with years of lifting and good genetics, but no Mike Chang is definitely not natty.
You have 10 seconds to explain why being a short man is bad
>protip: you can't
>>37880022
others have to look down at you, putting them in a naturally dominant posture even if they don't realize it
>>37880022
statistically making less money
You have to get a ladder to change a lightbulb.
ITS HABBENING
>>37879960
I nominate a silverback to be the referee. Just to keep the fight clean.
Piano involved in youtube drama, color me surprised
>>37879960
why is a bald faggot calling out piana?
WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING FUN OF US MANLETS?
ITS NOT MY FAULT MY TACO GENETICS MADE ME A 5"7 BROWN TACO
Honestly if it really bothers you just stop going on /fit/
>>37879545
>be me
>tiene taco genetics
>5'11"-6'0" area
I moved from Hungary to Houston(Texas), I'm 5'9 and I feel kinda short
I thought the average height in Texas was like 5'8
Been thinking about adding isometrics into my lifts. Gymnasts use it and are jacked as fuark
Gymnasts do CrossFit dude
Have you also been thinking about being 5'2 like a gymnast?
Today is my rest day but I felt like doing something. Did 15 minutes HIIT of mountain climbers. It felt great. My heart rate was up there (135-165+ when I did a hard burst) and I was sweating good. I dont know why you guys hate this stuff.
Because no gains
>>37878586
Anyone that says bodyweight will give you no gains knows nothing about it.
It can be used for both gaining strength or just keeping your heart rate up like >>37878568 did.
>>37878627
No gains
What to do if your parents are gains goblins?
>Won't let me sleep enough to recover normally(they go to sleep at like 11 pm and are up by 6 being loud AF, so even if I sleep at the same time as them it's not enough)
>Keep nagging me about getting a job and moving out and doing chores which further lowers my testosterone via cortisol
>Won't buy good food so I can't bulk nor cut properly
>Can't get gf because of their bullshit
Fuck man I know I'm a NEET but why do they have to be like this? I'm so jeally of other neets.
What do I do? I'm considering just taking what money I have and moving by myself to le big city and starting a new life but I have no job, no gf and no real skills.
How did /fit/bros deal with their gains goblins of a family?
Didn't you post this same shit earlier today you fucking faggot
>>37878477
You get a saiga ak74, some sweet ass 7n6 ammo, and fight the man.
>holdingupclenchedfistwhiledressedasarastafarian.jpeg
>>37878486
Yesterday
Please, i just want a normal discussion of this topic like we had in the old days.
redpill me on dried fruits
Dried mangoes/raisins are gr8 m8
>>37877761
balls of sugar.
>>37877761
They need to be activated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMAPwbzmMX0
If you aren't doing lots of core isolation work whilst on a ton of hgh and mt2 you're just another cookie cutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJw8JCrZG4A
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>37877287
GOLEM GET YE GONE
Besides lifting, what other activities do yo do with bae?
Pic related.
Only retards buy machine guns to shoot random shit. That's not an activity.
>>37875826
This. It's regards who think shooting things is a hobby. Normie's laugh at you.i
>>37875826
>>37875866
Liberal no funs detected
Why do other potatoes even exist?
>>37875657
Irish
>>37875657
taste good
>>37875657
M8.... put equal parts brown sugar and water, a whole orange peel, two cinnamon sticks, and two shots of Jack Daniels, boil and reduce the liquid to a syrup.
Drizzle that shit over mashed sweet potatoes and you'll probably cream your pants.
