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>at burgeritos
>white woman in front of me says Feliz Navidad to the Mexican cashier
Was that polite or patronizing?
Pretty sure it was spanish.
Who cares
>>7199466
Is it patronizing when someone who doesn't speak English as their native language tells you "Have a nice day" or something like that?
No you fucking idiot.
did you pre-order your christmas KFC this year /ck/
turkey deluxe oh baby
>>7199341
KFC really doesn't have the lines anymore since literally every single place that offers food now offers some form of fried chicken during Christmas. KFC still makes a lot of money since they offer baked chicken meals and people rarely have convection ovens large enough to properly cook a whole chicken.
No because kfc is shit
dim sum time /ck/!
pan fried radish cake
shrimp dumpling
shrimp stuffed eggplant
pork and veggies cake
close up of shrimp dumpling
pork and veggie cake
These are GOAT but not many places do them well.
>I drink beer for the flavor
>Drinking commercial mixing grade scotch because refined gentleman
Stop drinking shitty lager
>>7197309
i drink non-alcoholic beer because i like the flavor
Hey, I just found out that my dad goes through a fry pan a year because he buys the cheapest one he can find at Wal-Mart. I was thinking of getting him one that would last a bit longer the next time I see him, as sort of a late Christmas gift.
8 inches, non-stick, 50 or 60 dollars at most. What would you recommend?
Your dad has the right idea. If hes using non stick cookware, the coating is going to wear out no matter what you spend on the pan. The only thing you should really look for in a teflon pan is a thick enough bottom. Expect to throw it out or teach him to use real pans.
>>7197269
What do you mean by real pan?
If your dad can't make a cheap teflon last longer than a year he obviously doesn't give a shit about, or know how to, take care of his kitchen equipment.
Don't bother buying him something nice when you're only going to see it fucked over the next time you go to visit.
Hello and welcome to generic fast food joint, may I take your order?
A large pink slime and fried oil sticks please. Oh, and a cup of brown sugar water. Thanks.
>>7197084
diabetes
I will have two of your fines fattening devices with a side a sugar water and a pie.
Whats the general consensus concerning Newmans Own?
I actually like some of the stuff they make.
Feelgood shit for dumb cunts who don't know the meaning of the term "administrative expenses." Quality is little better than every other thing on supermarket shelves, yet charges astoundingly more for the product.
I rarely buy it myself. But, it's usually pretty good. If I'm eating mostly for fuel/nutrition, I usually go for simpler foods. If I'm eating for getting the most enjoyment of the food, I'm probably making it myself, as the anticipation and activity that goes with food prep is more than half of what I like about a good meal.
>>7196499
Did Paul Newman rape your family at gunpoint or what?
Hey /ck/, I want to organize a LOTR movienight with some friends and was wondering if you guys had any ideas what would be some great middle-earth food that would go along with it?
I'm not a very experienced cook, but I was thinking of taking a stab at some English pies or something. Some nice dark beers to wash everything down as well.
>>7190078
MASHED TATERS
>>7190078
sounds pretty gay, desu
>>7190078
A tub of crisco, cukes, and some condoms. You'll be sorted.
How does /ck/ fry their chicken?
In lard.
>>7200712
With a fryer
>>7200712
Pan fried in Vegetable oil.
I bought a deep fryer solely to fry chicken, but Fuck it up every time.
Pan fried is the way to go for me
I have no friend or family, I am from poland and visiting Canada to do my engineering phD.
I'm like to cook but my hostel not have any kitchen for me to cook (I am removed from residences on campus for the winter break).
I will sit and watch all leaked movies on piratebay.
What some christmas and comfy foods can I buy from the store? Not cooking involved, because I do not have a stove.
I talk to my mother already.
>>7199406
If your English is this poor, there is no way you are getting a PHD in engineering OP.
That being said, just eat whatever you want from the store. Get a ham or rotisserie chicken.
And call your mom again.
I'm 12 and what is this?
>>7199406
Canadian here. Where you at?
Do you have a favorite fast food burger? I like the Arbys classic roast beef with horsey sauce and curly fries on it
That's not a burger; it's a sandwich.
All burgers are sandwiches, but not all sandwiches are burgers.
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lemon cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame-seed bun
>>7195772
I sandwiched your mom's burger I'm afraid to say.
Hey /ck/,
I've volunteered to make Christmas dinner this year, and I was thinking of doing a braised beef dish, as it sounds like a nice hearty main course for winter time. I've never made a big dish of braised beef, so I was just wondering about any tips. Thinking of doing something with red wine and porcini mushroom, but I'm open to all kinds of suggestions. Also still pretty up in the air about side dishes, so suggestions there are totally welcome too.
Thanks guys.
If you've never done it before, don't worry, pot roast beef is extremely simple: you brown the beef (usually a chuck roast), cover it with flavorful liquid, then leave it to simmer for a few hours.
A good starting point would be to watch the Good Eats episode on pot roast, and look up recipes for Beouf Bourguignon for a classic version.
>>7195157
>I've volunteered to make Christmas dinner
>two days before Christmas I still have no idea wtf i'm doing
i wanna be the fly on the wall watching your family eating a kfc big bucket and making small talk
>braising
>probably the technique that requires the most amount of instructions and experience in the age of widespread thermometers for ovens and grills
yeah, nah. ur fucked op. go with something deep fried, pan fried, steamed, baked, grilled, smoked or sous vide instead.
Christmas dinner
>>7200826
Teach me how to make perfect mashed potato balls.
Fuck, I'm glad I'm not white.
Ham with some vegatables and creme fresh
Hey /ck/
What do you eat when you're hungry at midnight?
I was busy at work trying to get shit done so I wouldn't come in during Christmas and now it's 11:30 and I dunno what's open at this hour.
>>7200278
bread and butter.
why the fuck is there a tiny old man at bottom left
his wrinkled-ass face won't make me salivate more for that ridiculous square-pattied burger
>>7200425
Are you seriously young enough to not know who Dave Thomas was?
Dinner, /ck/. You?
I had a frozen pizza earlier due to lack of motivation to make anything else.
Saving all my fucks to give tomorrow when I'm cooking.
>>7200199
Wtf kinda Christmas dinner is that? anyway, I'm having roasted chicken and a pack of Camel Fliters™.
>>7200199
My xmas eve chow was black cherry bourbon and brown sugar coated ham with mashed potatoes.
The ham was honestly, the best I've ever had. I swear on my life.
I also had beet pickled eggs and deviled eggs.
