The pay is shit.
Hours are shit.
You have to deal with people that are shit.
You will never achieve anything worth remembering in the long run.
You will never invent something new.
Etc.
So, why is so popular? I'm a chef and I don't get it, and I am seriously thinking of changing the profession.
What does chefs of /ck/ think?
>>7303163
i dont know. i think maybe for some people they see the passion it takes to commit yourself to cooking and think "im a good cook. i am an passionate artist. i'll be a chef."
but the job is way more redundant, simple, and back breaking than these pussy hipsters can take in a given day let alone 14 hours a day.
it is a meme. a dying meme that takes soul crushing discipline to get anything out of it. ever.
Most of the chefs I know are too weird and dysfunctional and sperg to get any other job in between wrestling with alcoholism and insanity.
A few are just the common hard workers who just want a job and a paycheck, but they can't handle the 9-5 for whatever reason.
A handful are obsessed with food and work fanatically toward making their work excellent.
One or two do it because they like it.
>>7303163
>>7303560
>>7303574
Yea that's one thing that is troubling to me about being a cook. It's relatively skilled but it seems like unless you are in managment or the head chef of a really expensive independent place the pay is really low, even though it is fairly skilled work. It also seems like this is almost unavoidable given how thin the profit margins are.
Is a professional chefs entire day just prepping and making the same plates day in day out and coming up with new dishes as needed?
What do you have on your sandwich?
a-a-anchovies
Meatballs, jalapeños, and parmesan on Italian herbs and cheese, untoasted.
>>7307270
>eating the footlong jew
Is bulimia the answer?
I just want to eat and eat without getting fat.
Look up Healthy at Every Size. Body positivity and intuitive eating is more important than body mass.
>>7306605
Starve yourself enough to earn your feasts. The hunger will also make your food taste better.
Yeah, just don't make it a habit. I don't recommend throwing up salsa and vinegary foods, they leave the worst aftertaste even after brushing your teeth 10 times.
What do you think of Kraft Dinner?
Add your own cheese too and some pepper and its pretty good.
A light drizzle of barbeque sauce if you're a culinary expert.
needs ketchup
i like it but i make it waaay runnier than that.. i like it juicy
Baltimore, and yes we put this shit on everything. Just had some old bay mac and cheese.
>>7303806
Also from MD, I fit the stereotype too.
>>7303844
>flyovers will never know the taste of Old Bay on popcorn
>>7303806
i made beer battered fish and chips last week and put some in the batter, tasted pretty good to me
>She's fat
>She's 56 yold
What's your opinion about cola being healthier or better than beer
Define "healthy" here.
They are both bad for you, but at least beer gets you drunk.
Will that be with or without butter, sir?
Yes, now dump a bag of Sour Patch Kids over it like I asked.
>>7302592
Does your butters contain diacetyls?
>>7302592
The best is the places that let you put your own butter on. I get that shit as drenched and slick as yo mamma's pussi :D
can we all agree QT is the gold standard of convenience stores?
>clean and bum free
>99cent giant sodas
>fucking kitchen in the store taking orders
>breakfast pizza
>bacon kolaches 24/7
>cashiers talk like auctioneers and move faster than you can keep up
I litterally drive past shitveinence stores for blocks to get some QT
>>7301615
Never been to one. Sounds great though. Where they at?
>>7301628
There really aren't 7-11s in the south so picture them like that. Georgia/NC/SC/Tenn kind of thing.
>>7301633
there are 7-11 and QT where I am (north texas) and QT shits all over them
I went to a steakhouse with my family tonight and asked for my steak to be well done( don't want to get sick). There was a couple embarrassed looks and everyone made fun of me for that.
Is this just a meme, what's so wrong with well done steak?
Pic related, looks really good.
was it moist and delicious or dry and sub par?
>>7298733
I liked it. Not sure what you mean by moist or dry
>>7298727
A perfectly cooked medium-rare steak is like a symphony; the meat appears in a gradient from the outer layer of crust and spices to the innermost layer of raw primal meat, running through every level in between.
A well-done steak is like a tuba ensemble, where there's the one guy on the outside who's got a little spice and then everything else is just lame.
The kitchen staff is also likely to give you a subpar piece of meat if you order well-done because they don't think it will matter to a cretin such as yourself.
I picked up some of this from the local fujiya and also got a nice cheap breaded pork cutlet, carrots and potatoes, also got onions and garlic at home. any suggestions on additional spices to add to it, ways to prepare rice, extra cooking time, etc?
>>7308214
You've got more than enough.
wow you're basically japanese
>put some ice in a drink, drink it
>go to fix another, feel something in the ice bucket
>it's the plastic bag full of ice my friend was using to ice their sweaty sore neck
What do I do about this, murder?
put all of it in his bed
>>7307351
Bake your friend a nice delicious treat, that you have laced with a laxative of some variety.
>>7308146
Careful...this triggers /ck/. Almost more than saying you ate a free meal that was not tasty
I have a question, help me
When I was young my dad worked at a banquet hall, on occasion he would bring home a dessert
From what I remember, it was some sort of chocolate and creme dessert, in a loaf much like a cake, but did not seem to be cake, always in a white box
The name sounded...foreign, something non english
>>7307168
That's nice of you to call your mom's husband your dad
Tiramisu? It's coffee, not chocolate, but otherwise fits.
could be something like a chocolate trifle, I guess that's not very foreign sounding though
in the boofay business, we call them whales, one okay, maybe 2, but if more, we put out our plankton, that the shit nobody eat last week. you see whales? you come back later. little tip for you. bye bye.
>>7307043
>eating at a buffet
>ever
subhuman vermin.
>>7307068
>not eating at a buffet
Fucking pleb
mcdonalds mcdouble. u jelly?
>>7305056
McDonalds is alright. No Oreos though.
jelly like the smelly in your belly
>>7305056
>can't afford a regular double cheese burger
>can't even buy extra kraft singles to add on later
What is the best gas station pizza you've ever had? Personally for me it was a place called Perky's.
A place called Lucky's.
>>7301066
I love gas station pizza, tacos, hot dogs, and hamburgers.
flying j truck stop
$8 for a huge slice of the best pizza ive had, 6 delicious hot wings and 1.5 L of cola
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