>Honey, come downstairs! I made dinner!
>Mmm I can't wait to dig right into that
10/10 presentation. You may receive my seed tonight.
>>7311789
>Mom, I made a thread with a thumbnail!
Kill yourself.
>people actually dislike the godly cucumber
cucumbers are fine
pickles are the seed of satan
>>7311758
They're basically just water, they delude whatever they're mixed with and don't add much taste. Total meme food, better for stuffing your vagina desu
>>7311777
>delude
Did you mean dilute?
R8 this snack
Autistic/10
You know thay Pretzel Cheese Dippers come in packs of 6 for $1.00 right..?
>>7311677
but those taste like garbage, OP made a honey mustard sauce for his pretzels, he's clearly a man of taste.
UK here. Soon off to university (or college) and definitely going self-catered.
Apart from the basics like instant noodles, what would you say are some cheap, reliable, easy dishes to make not just for myself but for friends in my accommodation?
Preferably vegetarian dishes. I plan to eat meat in uni but vege dishes are still priority.
pic semi related, fish and chips has always been good to me.
sandwiches
canned and non canned soups
You'll have more money then you think for food, just rotate some basic stuff and you'll be fine.
Pizza and pasta obviously.
Spaghetti bolognese and chilli con carne are quick and easy.
Frozen burgers, birds eye chicken breast things etc. with chips.
I would suggest beef stew, but I don't know how you're supposed to cube steak without a knife.
Let's do it again, ask a REAL Chef anything
What's the color of the boathouse at Hereford?
>>7310601
How the fuck should I know?
>>7310611
Wrong.
Why does Fred Flinstone keep ordering the Brontosaurus ribs if he knows they will just tip over his car?
Hi!
I will /trv/ through London, and will spend almost 5 hour in Heathrow airport, at lunchtime. Is there any suggested places, where I should eat, or there are just the generic, overpriced "2 slice bread, one slice bologna" sandwiches for 10billion shekels?
for example, in Budapest, you can buy french macaron, shipped every week, straight from Paris.
>>7310550
There's a shitload of places to eat. It's Heathrow.
Go back to your containment board you fucking shitlord.
http://www.heathrow.com/shops-and-restaurants/restaurants-a-z
knock yourself out
Terminal 5 has some overpriced Ramsay shit.
I have these ingredients, plus sticks of margarine
What can I make?
>>7309965
a mediocre chocolate quickbread
http://www.food.com/recipe/fluffy-eggless-sugar-cookies-372087
Substitute a pinch of cocoa powder for the vanilla, and just skip the milk
>>7309965
a bomb to end your life with
>order chips
>theyre actually fries
>>7309418
>order beefwellington ensemble with milk protein on top
>waiter serves me a cheeseburger
>ask for a doggy bag
>it's a regular bag
i did this
>buy an onion
>it's rotten inside
how do I identify bad onions at the store? I try to get ones that don't feel soft or squishy, but it doesn't seem to be working.
>>7308194
Squeeze the ends but not the sides.
Where do you shop that you keep getting rotten onions? I have never got a rotten onion fresh from the store in my entire life.
>>7308277
this.. i think i've seen them once or twice but they're so rotten you'd have to be blind or retarded to get it
im in the mood for chicken parmesean tonight. whats the best way to make it?
That's not how this works. You need to tell us how you plan on doing it first and then we'll offer a combination of suggestions/improvements and whitenoise shitposting.
>>7307962
ok then. trying to decide between frying and breading. then theres mozzarella and parmesean on top. cant decide what garnish to use either, or a good side dish.
Throw the chicken in the trash and eat some veggies. Disgusting carnivore.
>there are adults who drink beverages other than water and alcohol
I enjoy milk. So what?
>>7307854
>drinking the lactic jew
>There are Communists who drink beverages other than distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure-grain alcohol
Can we get a roomie thread going on? I love reading them.
>be me last week
>roomie and I take turns in dishes every week
>it's his turn to do dishes
>tells me he'll start using only one or two plates per week and asks me to do the same
>say I'll try my best
>he surprisingly dishes his plate and glass every day despite being the laziest bum I've ever known
>very little dish to do at the end of the week for him because I ate well at uni every day
>he's happy, I'm happy
>fast-forward to this day after a grueling week
>my turn
>realize there's a metric fuckton of his plates and glasses in the sink
>ask what happened to using only a couple of plates
>"You didn't want to use one plate per week, so I thought you're okay with me using several plates"
>wat
>last week he used 1 or 2 plates, I used 2 or 3
>tell him I did as little dish as possible and in return I get this
>"I thought you wouldn't mind"
>mfw
Even more pissed because he has done fucking nothing this week. Went to uni for 2 hours one day and spent the rest of the week at our apartment, playing games and watching anime.
I'll post some more soon.
Roommate threads are honestly more cancerous than picky eater threads.
>>7297472
So? You act like they haven't always been here. Did you see a le epic screencap of the dessert ramen on le reddit and come here with expectations of wit and hilarity? Poor baby.
>>7297439
>leaving your dirty dishes in the sink to fester for a whole goddamn week before cleaning them
What the fuck. I'm a neckbeard and even I think that's fucked. What's wrong with you m8?
Beef is better than ostrich
I always feel slight pangs of guilt eating other mammals. Like, an ostrich or fish might as well be a vegetable, but pigs and cows always kind of seem like second cousins. I would definitely not eat a second cousin.
>>7311694
Faggot.
>>7311696
>defends ostriches, thinks others are faggots
oh ho ho, how I envy your youth
>order soup
>order a drink anyway
Why would anyone do this? The soup is technically already a drink. You don't need another one.
>image.jpg
>>7311466
I don't get it either. I usually just get an ice water. Eat the ice and drink the water and you've had a whole meal for nothing but the cost of the server's tip.
>not skipping the soup and drinking the blood out of a raw steak as your beverage.
I'm never dining with any of you plebbers
Now this is what a taco is supposed to look like.
I like taco bell too
>>7311319
>peas in the Spanish rice
