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does /ck/ enjoy fruit leather?
>>7707440
yes.
very much
I can't find big rolls of it anywhere anymore. Just little fucking strips in the overpriced organic bullshit section of grocery stores
>>7707465
Buy a dehydrator and make your own with whatever fruit is in season and cheap.
It's really easy.
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Other then using it to get rid of Pink Eye, what can I use it for?
>>7707362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Era4tENWn4Q
what
>>7707368
the absolute madman
>>7707368
Ja/ck/ass
Greatest Of All Time Snacks
>>7707278
Hot 'n spicy pork rinds are hard to beat. Gonna have to grab a bag today.
I fucking love these garlicky, salty rye chips.
saltines are the bestt
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>>7707278
>2 dollar snacks
I've found that if you take your time, you can find stuff that has less calories, less salt and additives, and though it has maybe double the cost it also has triple the flavor
These were actually on sale, 2/$5, and my local grocery, so I'm probably going to stock up
What is the best kind of bread and why is it sourdough?
sourdough bread is simply bread with acid added. this can be done naturally, through fermentation, or by adding acid, like vinegar.
I like a spiced fruit loaf personally.
Fairy bread
What are some good things to make for breakfast?
I'm finding myself rather limited on options when I make the same thing multiple times a week, I just want more variety. Preferably easy stuff to cook but on the weekends I don't mind making a nice fancy meal.
Im having trouble with thinking of food that's typically breakfast that isn't just variations of eggs, bacon, some kind of baked good and sausage.
Fruit, oatmeal, yogurt, bread, jam, cheese, tea
Short penis syndrome, paranoia, angry marginalized single white wizard syndrome, and attention whore syndrome
The only thing manlier would be to eat that out of a plastic bucket, using a butt plug.
>>7707135
Excuse me?
How do you cook this? I just usually put in the microwave.
i usually boil it for a bit, then pop it in the crock for 3-4 hrs with some ranch dressing, siracha, and a half cup of heineken. about an hour in, toss in your pineapples. thats traditional chicago style
>>7707052
>>7707059
Jesus fuck, what are you fucking monkeys? I bring my copper pan to hot and then roast it on it until it turns a bit golden, then I remove it from the pan and put a little butter in instead. When it melts I add chopped carrots and roast them. When they are almost done I put it back again, add a little salt, pepper, rosemary pricks and serve it on a plate and garnish it with the carrot enhanced butter.
Godtier and simple.
Is that a rat tail?
Has anyone here tried to make a baked potato with the butter already injected into it via syringe. It must speed up the cooking time to cook the bastard from inside out, plus flavoring it if you put anything else in your solution.
>>7707005
How does butter cook it faster? Butter doesn't generate heat, therefore not cooked from the inside out
>>7707005
.http://bbqpitboys.com/recipes/potato-bombs#.V0RXKDUrJdg
thank me later.
>>7707010
the butter is heated because it's a baked potatoe in an oven.
If i'm being retarded explain why you're not
How right is this?
why is all the gay shit in the center and not gay shit on the outside
>>7706931
>full dishes and single ingredients just fucking mixed all around
Shitty pic, burn it with fire from your hard drive
>>7706931
Why does it say carbohydrates over fruits and veggies
I ate 1kg meat of pic rel today, without bread or anything, just ketchup.
Is it bad for me?
>>7706888
Sure, it even raises your risk of getting cancer in the intestines.
It is what it is though, it's done, eaten, you can't take it back, so why care?
>>7706896
So i don't do it again.
>>7706900
Well, i wouldn't do it often, but it might be okay to eat that like once or twice a year if you are in a fine shape.
Why not eat it as a burger though?
My doctor said that I have some fungal infestation and I need to eat more healthy, what are some nice and tasty recipes with noodels and vegetables. Also how do you correctly make Asian noodles with vegetables and stuff ?
May I ask where this fungal infestation is and why your doctor thinks a change in diet would fix that?
>>7706833
Arms, legs and neck. The doctor said that my Immunesystem was fucked up and I need more sleep, healthier food etc
britfag? is the doctor avoiding paying for the corticosteroid cream that would clear up your problem in two days by suggesting a healthier diet?
So whats the best way to reheat something (eg spaghetti or pizza) with a microwave without having it taste like shit afterwards?
I remember hearing something about putting water in a cup in the microwave but how much water and how does it actually work and all that shit?
>>7706773
>without having it taste like shit afterwards
There is none.
>>7706773
You appear to be having severe psychosomatic reactions to the microwave, there is no cure aside from suicide
>>7706773
The reason people tell you to put water in the microwave is because macrowaves heat up water molecules.
Putting water in the microwave means some of the energy is used to heat the water up rather than the pizza. The same effect can be acheived by simply lowing the power of the micorwave.
Most people don't know shit about microwaves and just put stuff in on the highest setting for whatever time is needed to heat their food up (usually unevenly).
Ummm...the green M&M is the girl, right?
>>7706762
They're candies, not people. Take your medicine.
>>7706762
Can you be sure anything is a girl these days anon?
>no sticky to spoonfeed me
How do I into cooking? I've just been putting frozen food in the oven my whole life. I want to start fresh and make sure I don't die of cancer. Is there a pathway for the uninitiated that one could follow? Something that takes me really easy.
Please keep in mind that I am incompetent, so "read a book and do what it says" would not work on me
lurk more
>>7706737
well, you should make ramen.
>>7706747
Yeah I'm not gonna spend a few weeks trawling through your shitposts to make a meal
It's the post apocalypse, you're sick of the killing, the looting, going from place to place, never knowing if you are going to wake up dead until one day you stumble across an old diner.
You break in and at first rummage around to see if there's anything at all that you can use, all you find is a few drums of long rancid used cooking oil, an old broom and oh yeah, a few dozen tins of expired vienna sausages with expiration dates from before the war, the diner must have been pillaged early and someone mustn't have been desperate enough.
the sausages...
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you use the mirror, its too grimey to make out anything you lick your thumb and rub the mirror but the grime doesn't budge, you try the hot water again nothing, you think maybe the ashes from the fire will do something then you try the oil but that just mixes with the ash and goes all funny, you try the sausage water again and to your surprise suds start coming off the mirror. you just discovered how to make soap.
you mix more oil and ash together in an old disused cup, amazed as it turns into primordial soap globules before your very eyes.
you get all the vienna...
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the next morning you have decided to stay, this is where you live now.
you sweep up the ash from your several fires into some cups and used vienna sausage tins for later soap manufacture.
you go out and find a few dozen bricks to line the inside of the old cooker so you have somewhere to cook.
you spend the next week making bars and liquid soaps and cleaning cleaning cleaning until the place looks spotless.
you get comfortable, you have converted the storage room into several smaller rooms figuring it makes it more house like.
you build a still, build a garden and start growing onions, potatos and sweet potatos after finding them growing wild, you build a beehive out of pallet scraps and with the help some burning grass and your old satchel you relocate a wild hive into your box
an evening a year later you sit at a table with the door open for a change sampling some mead and vodka getting a little drunk
you then get surprised by a man bursting through the door brandishing a gun with rabbits that are a few days freshly dead strapped to his pack.
the stink turns your nose, surprisingly you forgot the stench of death.
the man is obviously hungry, panicked and wild.
you quickly calm him by offering him drink, a bath and a bed and the promise of a meal fit for a king as long as he spares you.
what do you make him.
>>7706687
> Sick of killing
As if
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so I bought a shitton of matcha this Weekend and dont really know what to do with it now
made some Milkshakes and obviously tea. heard green Rice is also pretty neat. got any other recipee ideas for me?
>matcha rice
Anon you're glorious, this isn't even something I'd consodered
Icecream, chocolate, anything sweet. Green tea candy and desserts are a big thing in China and Japan!
Pic related is quite easy to make.
i always seem to fuck up mine when i make matcha.
>matcha
>add dismal amount of water
>make thick matcha paste
>add water
tastes grainy and too bitter
