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What can I eat to give me tremendously nauseating farts? I'm stuck in a truck with an asshole trainer and he shall pay the price for his sins. Ideally something I can eat for dinner and have lethal farts all night. He sleeps in the top bunk so the gas rises.
Cabbage, beans, brussel sprouts, eggs, heart. Don't chew properly before swallowing, just chew enough that you can safely swallow.
White Castle sliders will give you death farts equal to the amount you injest
Roast a head of garlic and eat it a couple hours before you need to drive everyone away.
/ck/ I really messed up, I've been lying about taking cooking classes so my parents don't think I'm doing nothing all day (I just sit in a car and browse 4chan when I'm "at class"). When they ask what stuff I'm learning to make I'm telling them I make exotic stuff like "Peking-style short sandwiches" or "Donatello Romano" and I just dump a bunch of spices I don't even know or random shit from the fridge onto a cheese sandwich or a ham sandwich or something simple like that and if they don't like it I just...
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>>7705532
my a lasagna and throw a few handfuls of basil on top
super easy and everyone thinks if you use fresh herbs you are a chef
>>7705532
lmao
Cook a pile of shit
"Its not shitty, its British."
Why aren't you outside grilling
>>7702364
Because I had an argument with my wife's son and he told me not to go on the back deck tonight while his friends are there grilling.
>>7702364
There's a park ranger outside and I don't need to be seen by him.
>>7702385
What's the problem
Moving out soon and want a bitchin' kitchen
What are the most important/useful things to have in a kitchen if you're trying to keep the amount of thing you purchase to a minimum?
a cast iron skillet is great for making 'go style 'za at home but it takes about 2 years to properly season those darn pans and they only last about 6 years before you need to replace, so you do the math
better to be that guy who takes his meals out
>>7701609
if you're planning on making go'za a lot I would recommend a toaster oven
>>7701609
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Friend lost a father the other day to cancer. Funeral visitation is tonight and I'm wanting to make a meal for the family. What should I make?
>>7700506
Deviled eggs, maybe a cake with a cute phrase in icing on top.
>>7700506
Just make his favorite thing to eat or something he likes that you can make? Solemn events usually remind me of more simple dishes like a beef stew or even a homemade bread. There's really nothing suitable for the event but stay away from colorful foods. Still, it's more about the act of giving than what you actually give in the end.
>>7700506
Mostacioli. Tastes good and a number of people can eat it
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I live under the totalitarian rule of an unfair, despicable ogre AKA my father. Just because I am not employed, he thinks he has the right to enforce arbitrary dietary restrictions and treat me like a child. Okay, I am overweight and it is "his" house, that still doesn't give him any right.
Anyway, one of the humiliations he puts me through (and in front of my cunt of a stepmother) is to "allow" me one can of Pringles per week as a "treat" (as if I am a dog and not his human son). Of course the first time he did this I ate them in one...
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This way Anon for the recipe.
>>>/r9k/
>>7693636
Why can't you just go to the store and buy more ? Or are you 15 like your post suggests ?
>>7693654
I am 28 with a BSc in CS and more coding and gaming experience than you will ever have.
You are also too dense to understand that when I said I was unemployed that implied I do not have the money to buy more Pringles, otherwise there would be no issue.
Maybe you just live in a world where you get everything for free and don't have to think about money. Must be nice.
ITT: only the finest YouTube recipes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU
I love this fat fag
it's not even the fact that he has nugget recipes, its the fact that he has SEVERAL nugget recipes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VydYvFdLKgA
>>7689916
I have never seen a neckbeard be this flaming
>>7689916
>that upwards inflection
Got really insufferable really quickly
>open a bottle of this
>that god awful smell
Such is the life of an unemployed alky, what is your /ck/ related rock bottom?
>>7703481
im 18. just stole a bottle of jack daniels honey from my fat step dad. its way too sweet. half the bottle is gone how much more should i drink pls tell me ck
>>7703487
Enough to numb the beating that should follow
>>7703487
All of it.. too late to hide that it's stolen.
During summer break I was home alone from morning to dinner time so I pretty much had to cook for lunch. Luckily I also had access to internet back then so I could google plenty of spaghetti recipes to try out.
My mom didn't know how to cook anything but stouffer's and kraft mac.
My grandmother used to make badass meals and gave me her cookbook she compiled. Also my dad taught me how to make some bomb ass chili and shepherds pie.
I love the creativity of cooking when I'm broke as fuck too.
My favorite cuisine to cook is definitely creole/cajun.
being poor and on my own so eating fast food and premade meals all day all the time, realize its actually much cheaper to make your own food. use the internet to learn how to follow recipes, first actual good meal was chicken tiki masala
Why haven't you cut down on your sugar consumption yet?
>>7705149
Because Michigan. Who the fuck do you think you are, Texas?
Because I'm not a keto memeshitter
>>7705149
Yes, I've been sugar free for 32 days now. Lost 14 lbs, too.
Your most strangest combinations of food under the influence.
>>7700011
Sausage, black pudding, scambled eggs and cheese on a wrap x2.
Vinilla ice cream with honey nut cornflakes.
Fuck you need to try these two anons.
>>7700011
I was making some tomato sauce while pretty baked, and started stir-frying the onions, garlic and tomato. Shit was smelling delicious and I was really hungry so I decided to turn it into an omelette instead. Whisked some eggs and poured it in, made a delicious tomato omelette.
So what's ck's favorite sushi?
Mine is just salmon and rice
Mine is just rice.
I never ate Sushi in my life.
I like Salmon nigiri too.
Not sushi, but Salmon onigiri is also good.
>comes in its own packaging
>fits perfectly in the human hand
>tastes fucking great
>goes with tons of foods
Fuck you OP, you're a faggot.
try again
>mealy
>no flavor
>almost inedible skin
That'd be you, OP
If meat became scarce for a prolonged period of time, what would you eat?
Note: you can still buy meat but let's say it's 10-50x more expensive, whichever stimulates your creativity.
To get things started I think the idea of roasted carrots with a demi glaze is an interesting substitute
>>7706153
>If meat became scarce for a prolonged period of time, what would you eat?
My own limbs.
>>7706153
Would not change my habits, just switch to drinking hobo-tier vodka and L&M cigarettes.
Maybe drive less.
>>7706153
bump
http://www.inquisitr.com/2999902/pasta-sauce-warning-these-products-are-not-intended-to-be-eaten-daily-says-mars-foods/
Mars Food announced Friday that they will soon change the labels on their pasta sauces, macaroni cheese, and certain other products to indicate that they should not be consumed more than once per week. The warning comes as a result of the high salt, sugar and fat content of these products.
According to a press release issued by Mars, their products will be labeled as “everyday” and “occasional” based on the nutritional contents of each...
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>>7703768
Sky News reports that the Dolmio pasta sauce brand in particular will bear the new “occasional” label, indicating that pasta sauces, lasagna sauces, and even pesto are not fit for consumption more than one time each week.
Other products with less fat, salt and sugar will be declared fit for everyday consumption, while other unspecified products will be reformulated with healthier recipes.
Although Dolmio pasta sauce is primarily sold in the U.K. and Australia, the nutritional content is not markedly...
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>>7703772
“To align the global product portfolio with this criteria, Mars Food will reduce sodium by an average of 20 percent by 2021 and reduce added sugar in a limited number of sauces and light meals by 2018.”
The press release also pledges that Mars plans to ensure that its “tomato-based jar products” each contain at least one serving of vegetables each, and that half of their rice products will include either whole grains or legumes.
Despite the pasta sauce warning labels, plans to reformulate Uncle Ben’s products, and pledge to reduce sodium content, the press release only mentions by name the Dolmio, Uncle Ben’s and Masterfoods brands.
According to Reuters, Mars currently has no plans to add warnings to change the recipes of any of its candy products. Some of the candies that Mars sells include M&Ms, Snickers and Starburst.
Do you think it’s necessary for Mars, or other companies, to label products like pasta sauces with warnings that suggest only consuming them once a week? And what kind of message is Mars sending with pasta sauce warnings, while their chocolate bars and candies haven’t received the same treatment?
FIN
Lol I'm too lazy to cook pasta for the pasta sauces anyway. Damn the spoogooters that the kid is going to eat looks delicious.
